Chapter 51: He flirted with Meng Yao

When Qiao Bei returned to the stall, he saw Meng Yao standing in front of the stall from a distance, and Lu Weiwei was bragging about the income of the stall that day and his great and ambitious career.

"Weiwei, hurry up and load two catties of cucumbers for Meng Bobo to bring, try it tonight, keep fresh and durable ......" Qiao Bei approached and kicked Lu Weiwei's knee, Lu Weiwei couldn't bear it, snapped on the ground, and knelt directly in front of Meng Yao.

"Get out!" Meng Yao scolded Qiao Bei.

Here Lu Weiwei was about to get up, Qiao Bei immediately pressed his hands and said in his ear: "Ask for a mate, fast, don't miss the opportunity......"

Lu Weiwei didn't think much about it, and then said to Meng Yao: "Yaoyao, let's ...... ...... handover"

"Shameless!" Meng Yao scolded Qiao Bei again, she listened to what she said just now!

"Yes, yes...... Let's mate......" Lu Weiwei knelt on one leg and looked at Meng Yao stupidly.

"! Beast! Wei Wei, I only know now that you are a well-dressed beast, you can say this kind of thing, and you are especially in front of so many uncles and aunts of old and young masters...... Do you still have any shame...... Meng Bobo, don't worry, I'm going to kill my relatives ...... righteously."

Qiao Bei grabbed Lu Weiwei's head, shook it from side to side, and then hurriedly dodged five meters.

Only then did Lu Weiwei know that he had been fooled, and he was so angry that he wanted to come out to chase Qiao Bei, but Qiao Bei saw that it was not good, so he ran away, and quickly threw off Lu Weiwei's stalls.

In terms of running, how could Lu Weiwei, who was fat, outrun Qiao Bei, who was as light as a swallow?

Lu Weiwei's scolding came from afar: "Xiaobei, your uncle's ......"

Meng Yao watched happily on the side, and a pair of white rabbits on his chest trembled gently with laughter, attracting the vegetable farmers from several stalls next to him to look at each other.

Qiao Bei fled to Liu Jianjun's stall, and slashed at Liu Lang, who was leaning on the chair, and screamed loudly: "Police, raise your hands!" ”

Liu Lang opened his eyes and glanced at Qiao Bei, ignored him, and continued to sleep.

"Fuck, in what era are the hooligans not afraid of the police?"

Qiao Bei didn't tease Liu Lang again, squatted next to Liu Jianjun, who was cutting the duck, and said with a smile: "Brother Jun, I have a friend who told me that if you eat too many ducks, they will become ducks in the next life, but at your speed of less than a minute, what can you do?" ”

"Don't mess with me, I'm in a good mood today." Liu Jianjun held a cigarette, turned his head and scolded with a smile.

"Hey, hey, hurry up, stew a duck soup tonight, I'll make a radish ......"

"Huh...... Duck soup is duck soup! Liu Jianjun still smiled and worked, and responded.

Qiao Bei originally wanted to brag to Liu Jianjun about his great achievements in the canteen of the police station just now, but seeing that Liu Jianjun didn't listen to himself at all, he asked puzzledly: "Hey, no, Brother Jun, have you taken aphrodisiacs today?" Can't help but spring coming? ”

"Lao Tzu is happy today! What happened to Guan Fachun? ”

"Oh, Brother Jun, what's wrong with you? Come, hurry up, I'll carry you to the hospital to check, your disease, I think it's quite serious, no, I'll help you hang up a gynecology ......"

"Get out!" Liu Jianjun scolded with a smile, put the cleaned duck in a bag, didn't care about Qiao Bei, and left the stall with a whistle.

Qiao Bei looked at Liu Jianjun's expression, his eyes blinked, he didn't snort, and followed Liu Jianjun from a distance.

Liu Jianjun carried the duck to the door of a dry goods store in the market, and shouted inside: "Xiaomei? ”

"Jianjun, are you done?" A twenty-four-five-year-old girl who was taking care of the goods straightened her waist and smiled at Liu Jianjun.

The girl's body is slightly chubby, with two naturally growing blushes on her cheeks, and a few freckles on them, but fortunately, her eyes are big enough, and although she is dressed plainly, she has such an aura on her body.

"Well, there are no guests in the afternoon, my brother is watching, I'll come over to see if you have anything to help with?" Liu Jianjun walked into the store, handed the bag in his hand to the girl, and said with a smile: "Today, when the stall arrived at the old duck that came from the lake, I cut one and brought it to you to taste." ”

"How expensive is that? Don't sell for money? Mei blamed.

"Hey...... What money is not money, do you earn it slowly? Liu Jianjun smiled stupidly and automatically went to help Xiaomei clean up the shelves.

The two of them were talking and laughing while doing it.

"I see...... Qiao Bei, who was staring at him from afar, suddenly realized, nodded and smiled: "I said what happened to Brother Jun today, it turns out that there is really a traitor......

I was about to make a fuss, but I thought about it and turned back to my stall. Seeing Lu Weiwei holding Meng Yao's hand again, I don't know what to say, Meng Yao giggled happily and laughed like a flowery branch.

"...... The whole world is in spring...... "I felt bored, so I had to come back to Liu Jianjun's stall, moved a chair and leaned next to Liu Lang, and looked up to the sky and sighed: "There is a treacherous * love, Lang, there are only two of us left in the world, I can't say, we have to develop a basic relationship......

Liu Lang turned around and went back to back with Qiao Bei, making himself comfortable enough.

"Lang, you say, this man and woman do all kinds of strange things in order to make up for each other's physiological gaps, why is this?" Qiao Bei's eyes were closed.

"Damn~ such a profound question, do you ask me? Do you think that if I can answer, why don't I go to the Chinese opera and Nortel? Will I still keep the Chinese opera and the beautiful girls of Nortel to be harmed by those fat and ugly directors who are like some kind of director? Liu Lang muttered.

"You are cynical! It's not good, it's not good......"

"No, do you keep saying that you want to save the girls of Chinese opera and Nortel in dire straits?"

"The ideal is plump, the reality is skinny, we have to step on the reality, and then touch the ideal ...... with our hands"

"It seems to make sense......

"Yes, I don't like to publish my remarks on the Internet, otherwise how can there be any such bullshit experts?"

"......

The two were tugging, and Qiao Bei gradually fell asleep. I got up at half past two, and if I didn't squint for a day, Qiao Bei was already sleepy.

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In a daze, Qiao Bei felt that the leaning beside him suddenly emptied, and the whole person fell backwards, his arm hit the ground, and it hurt.

was about to scold a few sentences, when he heard Liu Lang's screaming: "Fuck your mother B, are you so fucking capable?" ”

Qiao Bei hurriedly opened his eyes and saw that Lu Weiwei was tearing with the two young men at the stall, and Meng Yao was pulling beside him, but he couldn't get started at all.

Liu Lang, who was running, approached the stall, flew up, kicked on a young man's waist, kicked the young man out of a meter away, and smashed it heavily on the stone slab that was on the verge of the stall.

Qiao Bei was awake at the moment, and hurriedly got up from the ground and ran to the stall.

Lu Weiwei was less entangled by a young man, and suddenly felt relaxed, pulled over the young man who was pulling with him, and the two fell to the ground together, Lu Weiwei turned over and pressed the young man's stomach, opened the bow left and right, and smashed down a few punches on the young man's head.

"Stop fighting! Stop it! Meng Yao pulled behind Lu Weiwei, but where could he pull the fat and angry Lu Weiwei.

"What's wrong?" Before he reached the stall, Qiao Bei asked Meng Yao.

"Xiaobei, hurry up and pull them away, don't fight ......" Meng Yao didn't bother to respond to Qiao Bei, and pulled Lu Weiwei with all his heart.

Liu Lang and another young man on one side were chasing around a stall, swearing and swearing. The young man occasionally grabbed the dry goods and vegetables on the stall and threw them at Liu Lang, but Liu Lang flashed and chased after him relentlessly.

"Weiwei, what's wrong?" Qiao Bei joined the ranks of pulling Lu Weiwei, holding one of Lu Weiwei's hands and wanting to pull it up, but where can he afford it?

"Xiaobei, you get up, this special B cub is teasing Yaoyao, I'll fuck your mother B, Lao Tzu won't waste your ...... today" Lu Weiwei shook off Qiao Bei's hand, and smashed his fist on the young man's head without a head.

"!" When Qiao Bei heard this, where did he go to pull Lu Weiwei, he directly stomped on the young man's face, and scolded while stomping: "Your mother B, how do you tease?" Say, which hand moves first? Say it or not? ”

The two worked together to beat the young man well, and then they were pulled away by Liu Jianjun, who rushed over from behind.

"What's wrong?" Liu Jianjun asked Qiao Bei.

"This B cub is molesting my classmate, fuck your mother B! I'll let you tease, is this what you tease? Qiao Bei was still puzzled, and stomped his feet again according to the young man who was still lying on the ground.

Lu Weiwei on the side was about to get up and beat him again, but Liu Jianjun pulled him away one by one and scolded: "What are you fighting?" I've stomped my head down,, what if something happens? Stay on the side. ”

At this time, Liu Lang also returned to the stall, kicked the young man lying on the ground, and scolded: "Why did Lao Tzu kill you." ”

"It's closed!" Liu Jianjun yelled at Liu Lang, pushed the three people away, helped the young man on the ground, and asked, "Are you okay?" ”

The young man spat out a tooth from his mouth, his mouth leaked air, and he muttered, "I didn't pick up ......"

"Isn't that you? Why did you flirt with Yaoyao as soon as you came up, and said it wasn't you? Lu Weiwei jumped up and gave the young man a punch in the face.

"Can you stop somewhat?" Liu Jianjun pushed away the few people who surrounded him.

Several people took a few steps back as they said, Meng Yao pulled Lu Weiwei aside, took out wet wipes from his bag to help Lu Weiwei wipe the dirty blood on his face, and said, "What are you fighting?" ”

"Why did he tease you in front of me, didn't I beat him? If I don't beat him, am I still a man? ”

"Hit, you know to beat, doesn't it hurt to hit you?" Meng Yao grabbed Lu Weiwei, who was moving, and shouted, "Don't move~"

"It hurts, but if you rub it, I won't hurt." Lu Weiwei grinned and smiled at Meng Yao.

Liu Lang on the side was more afraid of Liu Jianjun, but he didn't move again when Liu Jianjun stopped him.

"What's going on?" Qiao Bei turned his head and asked at Meng Yao.

"Just now I was chatting with Wei Wei here, these two people rushed over and scolded Wei Wei one by one, one teased me, and went behind me to touch my ass while I was not paying attention, well~ It's not this, it's that, the other ......" Meng Yao responded.

"What do you say?" Liu Jianjun asked the young man, "It's your fault that you went to flirt with other girls, right?" ”

The young man spat out a mouthful of dirty blood and looked at Liu Jianjun silently.

"You flirted with other girls, and your friends beat you a few times, and now the two have nothing to do with each other, is it okay?" Liu Jianjun asked again.

"How can he be so cheap?" When Lu Weiwei heard it, he immediately screamed angrily.

"You don't care!" Meng Yao pulled Lu Weiwei behind him.

"You're good with me, can I let someone bully you?"

"Are you stupid?" Meng Yao scolded Lu Weiwei, but he was a little moved in his heart.

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Qiao Bei stood beside Liu Jianjun, and at this time he also said to the young man: "My friend beat you, you also beat my friend, take care of your own medical expenses, this matter is over, don't mess with my friend in the future, okay?" ”

Qiao Bei can understand why Liu Jianjun just gave up.

I've done it all, and I've kicked it a few times, so it's best to stop there.

After all, I'm still doing business here.

The young man looked at Qiao Bei and Liu Jianjun beside him, and there was Liu Lang, who had been staring at him. There is also a circle of people here in the vegetable market to watch the excitement. After thinking about it, he nodded, and responded, "Count me unlucky." ”

"Is this your bad luck? If you don't tease my classmates, will my friends beat you? Qiao Bei shouted: "If you insist on separating a good one, let's go to the police station to break it, okay?" ”

The young man glanced at Qiao Bei and said nothing.

Qiao Bei didn't want to be aggressive, Liu Jianjun was right, harmony can make money.

"Alright, let's go." Liu Jianjun pushed the young man away, and shouted at the onlookers: "Scattered, scattered, all scattered, why do children make trouble twice, what's so beautiful?" ”

A dispute, blocked by Liu Jianjun, can be regarded as settled.

Of course, just for the time being.

Society, or that society.

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