"Nalan Ye, you're so bad."

In the room, Zhao Yan had already been thrown out, and the little doctor fairy sat on the bed, glanced at me coquettishly, and her beautiful eyes were full of amorousness, "I actually tricked people into eating iron!" ”

I looked wronged, "I didn't lie to him, I never said that eating Yunya Gold can cultivate the Eight Extremes, but I am constantly misleading and hinting at him, and every time he leaves a flaw, he himself didn't find out what matters to me?" ”

I spread my hands, "It can be seen that he is indeed severely mentally retarded." ”

The little medicine fairy couldn't hold it back anymore, and bent down with a smile, tears about to flow out.

I picked up the porridge on the table, and after a small episode, the porridge was getting colder, and the temperature was about to improve, so I dug up a spoon and handed it to her mouth, "Don't laugh, eat it." ”

The little medicine fairy opened his mouth to eat, "It's not that you pretend to be a senior master and want to teach him fighting skills, he is like this." As he spoke, he couldn't help laughing, almost choking.

Hey, is it that funny?

I coughed lightly, and said, "First, I am indeed a senior master, a dignified Dou Sect powerhouse, and a first-class senior in the entire Dou Qi Continent!" ”

"Second, I never said that I wanted to teach him fighting skills, I just asked him if he wanted to learn it, it was purely because he made up too much of his own brain."

"Third, it is his own blind belief in the authority of his predecessors, does what King Dou said must be true? How can there be fighting skills in this world that can only be cultivated by eating iron, if I let him eat Yunya Jin, he will eat it, and if I let him eat Shuanghuanglian, he will also eat it?! ”

The little doctor Xianjiao snorted, "Yes, yes, it's all that Zhao Yan is too stupid...... Haha, severely mentally retarded, Nalan Ye, you are too bad, he may leave some psychological shadows! ”

"Also, he ate so much Yunya gold, nothing will happen, right?"

"If you can do anything, just spit it out."

I took the porridge and dug another spoonful for her, "Ah, open your mouth." ”

"Hmph."

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……

"Bang!"

The figure of the heavy object falling to the ground, a figure fell outside the courtyard gate, and it was Zhao Yan who was thrown out by Qing Yan with one hand.

"You guys, you're going too far!"

He rolled on the ground twice and got up, his face full of anger, "Can you do whatever you want just because of your high cultivation?" Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully the poor youth, I, Zhao Yan, will definitely not let you go! ”

Qinglu Liu's eyebrows frowned slightly, and he stood inside the gate and looked at the young man, "The young master said, you can't anger the testers just because the IQ test results are unsatisfactory." ”

Wisdom...... IQ Test ......

As soon as he heard this, Zhao Yan almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood, and he didn't care about the cute and cute green scales, so he scolded back directly, "You are severely mentally retarded!" ”

Qing Liang retorted very seriously: "The young master said that my IQ index is 3.2, which is a mild intellectual retardation, which is two levels higher than your severe intellectual retardation of 1.3. ”

Zhao Yan: ......

Hey, hey, hey, you're a mildly mentally retarded, where does the pride on your face come from?!

"Then let me ask you, what is 2173 times 3712?"

Qing Scale's eyes lit up, this is a good question, with the powerful soul of the Douhuang realm, he came up with the answer in an instant, "8066176...... Am I right? ”

Looking at the anticipation on the girl's face and the big sparkling eyes, Zhao Yan fell silent for a while.

The Black Water Xuanyin Mending Knife, who was standing behind Qing Scale, said, "When you asked this question, did you know the correct answer?" ”

Zhao Yan: ......

"Farewell, goodbye!"

The young man fled in a panic, his heart was full of loss, and he couldn't help but start to doubt his IQ, "Am I really severely mentally retarded, I can't even compare to a 3.2 mild mentally retarded ......"

"No, no, I'm not ......"

"If it weren't for love, how could I have eaten iron!"

The boy has a sad story, he has a childhood sweetheart next door named Li Yue, and the two have a good impression of each other and love each other.

But just two months ago, something terrible happened!

Li Yue's grandfather was rewarded with an elixir by the city lord of Ping'an City, a Douhuang powerhouse, because of his profits, and broke through from the peak of the Great Dou Master to the one-star Dou Ling!

From the Great Doushi to the Dou Ling, this is a qualitative change, this is a class jump, which fully proves that under the leadership of the great city lord, the class solidification of Ping'an City is nothing but nonsense......

But for Zhao Yan, this is bad news, after Li Yue's grandfather was promoted to the "Fighting Spirit Strong", the Li family already looked down on him.

For this reason, he had to work hard to cultivate, and even the mentally retarded bridge in the previous [Chance encounter with a senior master teaching powerful fighting skills] couldn't help but believe it, and the result was ......

I was deceived into eating a belly of iron!

"Oh, that's not right."

Zhao Yan touched his stomach, it was cold and heavy, as if she was pregnant, "Damn, Yunya Gold is not broken copper and iron, six thousand gold coins per catty, how can I have fifty or sixty thousand gold coins in my stomach?!" ”

"Hahahaha, say I'm mentally retarded, I think you are mentally retarded! Such a big piece of Yunya gold, I didn't even take it back after I used it to smash people, so I took it away......"

The young man cried with joy, fifty or sixty thousand gold coins, which was also a huge amount of money for the Li family, who was newly promoted to the upper class of Ping'an City.

With this money, he can completely buy a Xuan-level fighting technique, buy some pills, and go against the sky and reach the peak of his life from now on!

The young man hurriedly returned home, vomited out a belly of Yunyajin, thought for a moment, hid most of Yunyajin under the bed, and only took two small pieces, about two or two Yunyajin went out.

Of course, the black cloak that the mystery man must have had been arranged.

The young man put on a black cloak and carried two taels of Yunya gold, and walked to the auction hall in the center of Ping'an City with infinite hopes for the future, but he happened to meet the granddaughter of the lord of Ping'an City who came to the auction house for an internship......

So, that's another story.

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After feeding the little medicine fairy and drinking porridge, she continued to lie down and rest, while I went out of the room, just happened to meet Qinglu and Heishui Xuanyin who had sent Zhao Yan back.

The destruction of Yu's family in Yushan City went smoothly, and he did not encounter any obstacles, and after collecting some loot, Heishui Xuanyin followed the unique induction between him and Qing Scale.

"Young master, young master, what is 2173 times 3712?"

Suddenly, Qing Liang rushed up and hugged my arm and asked, her pretty face was full of anticipation, which made me confused for a while, "Why did you suddenly ask about this?" ”

"Young master, just tell me!"

Qing Liang hugged my arm and began to be coquettish, the soft breasts rubbed on my arms, and the sweet and glutinous loli sound made me completely unable to resist.

However, people are forced to do everything in a hurry...... Except for the math problems!

My face remained unchanged, but my heart was overturned, and I quickly pinched my fingers to calculate, and cold sweat gradually broke out on my forehead, "Equal, equal...... 8066176？ ”

Qing Scale's eyes widened suddenly, and he laughed, "Haha, Green Scale is so smart, it's right!" ”

Looking at the bouncing girl, I was still confused, what's going on? Could it be that she's playing tricks on me......

"Green scales, go wash the dishes!"

I turned pale, stuffed the bowl left over from the little medicine fairy to her, then turned around and went back to my room, sat down cross-legged, didn't think much about it, and began to meditate and recuperate.

"The little medicine fairy is already well, and then it's time to expel the evil killing intent on my soul......"

According to my analysis and speculation, this should be the karma left by the ancient nine-headed snake that killed countless creatures before his death, as well as the boundless resentment before death.

Fortunately, after countless years of time, this evil aura has dissipated, and only a little remnant remains, otherwise I am afraid I will not be able to bear it at all...... As if I really didn't resist?

Ahem, don't mention this.

I slowly closed my eyes and looked into my body, and I "saw" another me, which was my "soul".

He is as tall as a mountain, humble as an ant, He is as deep as the sea, as shallow as a depression, He is an ineffable thing, a collection of contradictions in all things.

Of course, this is a detailed study, and if you squint your eyes, he is seven feet six inches tall like me, and three or four parts of his body are shrouded in wisps of obscure and deep Dao rhyme, which is the way of man that I have comprehended.

When He is completely enveloped by Dao Yun, it will be the day I will be promoted to Dou Sheng!

But this day is still far away, and the trouble in front of me is that my soul is shrouded in a dark, cold, and gloomy thick black fog.

The black mist is constantly eroding my soul, making ripples on the surface of my soul with a layer of colorful light, and it is the secret method from the colored scales, which is already a little unbearable.

"I can do it too!"

I took a deep breath and slowly pinched the trick with both hands, attracting countless people in Ping'an City, turning into wisps of fine needles and piercing into these black mist!

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