Chapter 16: A meter-long snot
"That's it?" Will couldn't help but ask, his face full of suspicion, probably saying that you will give me these for a $10,000 meal?
"Hey, we're brothers, don't fool me with the pudding I bought from the supermarket, even if we don't have a fancy meal."
"Anyway, you won't believe anything I say now, so let's experience it for yourself, first the soup, then the steak, and finally the pudding."
Generally speaking, Dior is ready to cook one dish after another, after all, the 'side effects' in the treatment process are too alarming, and he can't watch without him, and if he eats too many dishes containing [pearl jam] at one time, causing several symptoms to be treated at the same time, he is really afraid that he will scare the guests into fainting.
But Will, the bastard, was going to take him to a psychiatrist as soon as he entered the door, plus he didn't give any money, ahhh
"OK, what kind of soup is this? How are there so many mushrooms? You know, my least favorite thing to eat is mushrooms. ”
Although Will's mouth kept crushing, the fragrance that came to his nose still made his index fingers move, and then he took a tentative sip of soup with a spoon.
Tasty!
It's delicious!
Will's eyes widened suddenly, and it was very funny.
Without any comment, his appetite seemed to be opened all at once, and Will began to work on the pot of soup, and after a while, the small half of the black chicken in it was wiped out with most of the pot of soup.
At this time, he couldn't help but hesitate a little, and after thinking about it, he finally stretched out his claws to the mushrooms in the soup, in his thoughts, since the soup is so delicious, and the chicken is so delicious, then this strange taste of mushrooms should not be much worse, if it still doesn't suit his appetite, it's a big deal to just drink soup and not eat mushrooms.
In the next second, the fresh mushroom that Will had certified as a 'mushroom' slipped directly into his throat.
Then Will was like crazy, crying bitterly, while swallowing the 'mushroom', and said vaguely: "It's obviously the thing I hate the most, why can't I stop at all!" ”
When this pot of soup was clear, he had already cried into tears, and not only tears, but also snot flowed out more than a meter long, and it was very strange that it did not break and fall, which was a great spectacle.
“OH,MY GOD! Paper, give me tissues, it's disgusting! ”
It's really spectacular~
Sure enough, the treatment process of [Pearl Jam] is daunting enough!
And the reason why Will has such a disgusting snot at the same time as spurting tears is naturally because the cause of his recent malaise comes from his rhinitis, which is absolutely difficult for people who have not suffered from this condition to imagine the pain of rhinitis patients.
A sneeze will bring out a series of sneezes, and you can't stop without a dozen sneezes each time, and if it's a little more serious, you'll be like Will, who sleeps every day when his nose is blocked, and he can't breathe at all, so he can barely breathe in with his mouth, so how can he sleep well.
It took a full minute for the thin tears to finally stop, and the yellow snot more than a meter long fell to the ground with a bang, very disgusting!
"Oh, Shet! Looks like I'm going to have to go to the doctor, even if the vampires kidnap all the treasures in my wallet. ”
However, as he spoke, Will was suddenly stunned, and at this moment he felt that he had never felt more refreshed, and that feeling was like a large stone that was originally pressed on his head, but now this stone has disappeared.
Refreshing, comfortable, and refreshing!
Then he heard Dio say to him, "Hey, brother, calm down." That's exactly what I'm going to explain to you......"
Then, Dio used the trick of Jeanne to fool Will.
When Will heard that this was the miraculous effect of the Oriental diet, his whole body became extremely excited.
"Could it be that this is what Aunt He said, 'The big man doesn't die and has a back pot'?"
Will shouted 5 amazing in a row, and then finished the review in a Chinese after-break phrase that Dior's mother once taught him.
Dio immediately cried and laughed, God is special' big man immortal fart has a back pot', why the more you think about it, the more GAY it becomes!
"By the way, is there a way if I want to grow a little longer?"
Dio glanced at his size, then shook his head speechlessly and said: "It is estimated that it is unlikely, the shortness is a genetic problem, not a disease." ”
Unexpectedly, Will immediately shouted, "NONONO!" I'm not talking about height, but this! ”
While talking, he also straightened his hips extremely obscenely!
"No one wants this thing to be any longer or thicker!"
In this regard, Dio directly pointed at him with a middle finger, and then used a word starting with F to tell him to get out!
"Haha, okay, just kidding, but this diet therapy from the East is amazing, I feel that my rhinitis has been cured, my head is not dizzy, and the whole person is extremely refreshing!"
"Now I finally believe that you are serious about pricing $10,000, and it is worth the price! No, if you let those really rich people know, even if it's 100,000 dollars, 1 million dollars, those bastards will be willing to pay for it! ”
Will's performance was simply more excited than that of Dio, and more importantly, Dio saw only joy and envy in his eyes, but no jealousy and cruelty.
To say that Will has been a gang for so many years is actually a docile little sheep in his bones, it is definitely a joke of the century!
But in the face of huge benefits, he can not be moved at all, just simply happy for Dior, this friendship makes Dior feel extra warm.
"Hey, are you sure you're going to improvise a portion of rap now instead of eating the steak before it cools?"
At this moment, Dio really regarded Will as his own, rather than for the sake of the original owner's memory.
Will, who had almost forgotten that there was still steak and pudding not to eat, immediately gave Dior a thumbs up and began to gobble up the fight.
With the first experience, the rest of the treatment process was still very strange, and Will was also screaming, but in fact he was not so scared.
When the last bite of the pudding was finished, this guy actually began to look forward to what kind of changes would be ushered in later, which was really a little uncomfortable.
"It's simply amazing!"
After all the treatments were completed, Will, who had become refreshed, was now examining his body.
The injuries he had suffered these days had almost healed, and his condition had never been better, and even the long hideous scar on his back had disappeared, making him a little stunned for a while.