Chapter 44 and Jun Yi discuss the way of fat times
Looking at the figure of the taxi leaving in the dust, the eldest prince Chu stood lonely on the street, looking at each other from afar, and cheered himself up like this.
"Yes, yes, Yiyi took the initiative to look at me today, although I still couldn't get her to say a word to me, but on the whole, there is still progress, keep up the good work, Brother Rong will be able to hold the beauty sooner or later."
Huang Xiaobei pursed his lips, "I hope that before you hug the beauty, you won't be beaten to death for stealing other girls' fat." ”
Lao Wei looked at the figure of the taxi leaving, squinted his eyes and said, "How do I feel like I saw that taxi driver just now?" Hey, he seems to be a member of the Qingbang Gang, right? ”
Huang Xiaobei looked up, "Really?" It seems that this is the person who Dao Ye arranged to protect the eldest lady. ”
As soon as Huang Xiaobei's voice fell, in the parking space next to the hotel, two black BMW X6 quickly followed the taxi that was gradually slowing down in front, Huang Xiaobei glanced into X6, good guy, it was full of big brothers of the Qing Bang Gang, and the bodyguards that the master arranged for the eldest lady in private were only afraid of having a platoon.
Mr. Chu was still sighing at the departing taxi captain, Huang Xiaobei kindly walked over and handed him a tissue, "Didn't you be killed?" ”
Master Chu sighed, and hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Hey, don't think about it, let me tell you, in this world, except for Yiyi's fat, the fat times of other girls are simply not worth mentioning, if it weren't for the gathering under the antenna before our club, I lost the game, so I don't want to steal the fat times of those vulgar fans." ”
Under Huang Xiaobeidu's suspicious gaze, Master Chu said hatefully: "Really, isn't it just that you lost the game, you still have to let me steal fat, you still have to let me take pictures, damn, it doesn't smell good at all, and I still put it on my head all night." ”
What do you want to smell?
Didn't you say you didn't like it? I brought it with me all night! You obviously love you so much that you can't extricate yourself!
Master Chu rubbed the black eyes on his face, and said indignantly: "Mom, it's really ruthless, isn't it just borrowing your girlfriend's underwear to take a photo, as for finding six or seven people to beat me?" His grandmother's, you wait for me, Lao Tzu will steal it next time, and you have to steal all the women in your family into a vacuum. ”
Huang Xiaobei didn't know what kind of expression to show and said, "You call that borrowing?" ”
Lao Wei simply took out the phone, "I suggest calling the police." ”
Master Chu didn't bother to pay attention to the two of them, walked up to Huang Xiaobei, narrowed his Danfeng eyes, and said with that condescending look: "How many have you got recently?" ”
Lao Tzu is not the person of your perverted club! Anyway, you want to brainwash me too, don't you? Telling me about these fat things every day is just to keep instilling in my mind that stealing the eldest lady's fat and then selling it to you is a natural thing!
"Hehe, I'm really not interested in the eldest lady's fatness, and this pervert, I advise you not to steal other girls' underwear, otherwise if it continues like this, you will have to be caught sooner or later."
When the eldest prince Chu heard this, he smiled disdainfully, "Arrest me? Oh, dare, Brother Rong will never enter the bureau in his life, you know? The captain of the city's anti-pornography brigade is also a member of our club, hey, if you are also arrested by the anti-pornography brigade in the future, just remember to call Brother Rong. ”
Huang Xiaobei really didn't know how to face the dog-like perverted rich second generation in front of him, because this guy had shamelessly begun to show off his perverted life.
"Oh, in fact, Brother Rong has often been arrested by the anti-pornography brigade before, although he is bailed out by his father every time, but after all, his reputation is not good."
Huang Xiaobei said silently in his heart: "Do you still want face?" Do you still know how to have a face? ”
"Alas, it is precisely because of the experience of entering the bureau so many times that Brother Rong understands that it is really difficult to do things when there is no one in the public house, no, when the club held an offline party last year, Brother Rong accidentally went in. I remember that Lao Wang was still a deputy captain at that time, and it happened that he came to make a note for me that day. ”
Speaking of this, the corners of Prince Chu's mouth showed a nostalgic smile, "That is really an unforgettable discussion." ”
Master Chu put his hands behind his back, his eyes were deep, and he fell into a long memory.
"Lao Wang and I hit it off at first sight, and from then on we were about brothers! I have to say that Lao Wang is a staunch European (chest) faction, and he firmly believes that European faction is everything! Oh, Brother Rong talked with him for three days, from women to European pies, from European pies to fat times, we talked about the sky and the darkness, the sun and the moon without light. ”
At this moment, the eldest prince of Chu looks like a certain sage among the hundred sons. "We are-for-tat, do not give in to each other, in those three days, the two of us continue to have a strong collision of ideas, in the end, in Brother Rong's persuasion, tireless, and strong influence, Lao Wang resolutely abandoned his original concept, completely joined our club!"
Chu Dagongzi sighed, "In just one year, Lao Wang has connected the previous and the next, and has created a set of his own unique concept of fat times. ”
Speaking of this, Master Chu wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes.
"From now on, I have become friends with Lao Wang!" Prince Chu pointed three fingers to the sky and shouted solemnly, "In front of Guan Gong, my two brothers swear that they will fight for the great fat cause in this life!" ”
I'm going to stab you two perverts!
Commissioner Huang burst into tears, is there anyone? Is there anyone who cares about this pervert who is a disaster!
In addition, please let Guan Erye go, you swear this kind of oath in front of Guan Erye, you are really not afraid that his old man will kill you, right!
Listening to the glorious deeds of Prince Chu, Commissioner Huang only felt that his worldview was about to collapse.
Mom, are you human? The captain of the city's anti-pornography brigade can actually be dragged into the sea by you, I'll go, talk about the road, talk about the fat times!
You're a little dick, Master Chu, you're really a little dick!
People are all talking about morality and doctrine, why do you talk about fat? And the captain of the anti-pornography brigade was also included?!
I'm .......
Alas, but the captain of the anti-yellow brigade doesn't seem to be a good person, it is estimated that he is a pervert in his bones, but after meeting the eldest son of Chu, he completely awakened........
Oh, I'm really curious what kind of perverted thing is the so-called concept of fat times?
What kind of thought would it be? What kind of influence will this kind of thinking have on future generations in the Celestial Empire?
Eighty percent will be regarded as the supreme treasure by the perverts of later generations........
Just as Huang Xiaobei was complaining in his heart, the eldest prince Chu came over again, and said awkwardly: "Hey, really don't join our club?" Lao Wang is now the captain of the anti-pornography brigade, which is very effective, and the people of the general club go in, and he is responsible for fishing people. ”
"Ahem, although our fellow clubs have a strict review, and people who have not been arrested more than six times by the anti-pornography brigade within a year do not want it at all, but Brother Rong is the vice president, if you are willing to bribe Brother Rong, Brother Rong can still open a back door for you."
Master Chu patted Huang Xiaobei's shoulder and said sincerely: "I believe Brother Rong, as long as you enter our club, you will definitely understand what a real man is and what is a real fat man!" ”
Commissioner Huang's tears flowed and he was in a hurry.
Who's going to take care of this pervert, who's going to be in charge of this pervert! In such indulgence, sooner or later, this person will become the leader of the perverted clan of the Celestial Empire.
Well, if Carl is the leader of the younger generation of the secret party, then the eldest prince of Chu is definitely the leader of the perverted younger generation of the Celestial Empire, and the middle and old classes are capable enough to beat him.
In other words, don't you have that fan club who hasn't been arrested more than six times by the anti-pornography brigade in a year?
Thinking of this, Commissioner Huang smiled, smiled helplessly, and collapsed.
How many scum does Nima have to be in here!
Hurry up and call the police, it's too late to know how many ignorant girls this perverted organization will harm in the future!