Chapter 234: "No Brain" Mi Fang

At the end of July of the 24th year of Jian'an, in order to mobilize Cao Cao's army and contain Cao Wei's forces, Hanzhong was able to recuperate. Guan Yu was ordered by Liu Bei to go north to Xiangfan. Liao Hua was the vanguard, Guan Ping was the deputy general, and from the General Central Army, Ma Liang and Yi were the staff officers, and they marched together.

And before that, an irritating thing happened.

Originally, Guan Yu arranged Fu Shiren and Mi Fang as the vanguard, and asked them to lead an army to camp outside Jingzhou first.

As a result, these two guys drank and misbehaved, which caused the back tent to catch fire, light artillery, shake the whole camp, and burn all the weapons, grain and grass. Guan Yu personally led troops to rescue and extinguish the fire, and the fire was extinguished until the fourth watch.

It is said that these two bastards made such a big mistake, that is, they killed and questioned the martial arts, but Mi Fang's identity is very high, and he is the second brother of Liu Bei's wife, Mrs. Mi, and it can be said that he is the uncle of the king of Hanzhong, and he can also be regarded as Liu Chan's uncle.

What's more, the personnel power of the senior officials in Jingzhou is in the hands of Liu Bei, of course Guan Yu can't easily punish the two, so he has to scold Mi Fang for guarding Nanjun and Fu Shiren for guarding the public security.

Guan Yu led a large army to attack Xiangfan, and broke through Xiangyang and besieged Fancheng in ten days.

Cao Ren, one of Cao Cao's humerus brothers, was responsible for guarding Xiangfan, although he was good at guarding the city, but in the face of Guan Yu's fierce momentum, he still felt a lot of pressure, and hurriedly sent a letter to inform Cao Cao, praying that Cao Cao sent a fierce man to save him.

As a result, Guan Yu began the battle at the pinnacle of his military career.

Let's say that Mi Fang returned to Jiangling, the Nanjun Governor's Office, and returned to his residence at night, drinking and making him bored, and suddenly someone next to him said: "Uncle drinks alone, isn't he bored and panicked?"

With a "bang", Mi Fang stood up in fright, but accidentally knocked over the wine jug.

I saw that his nephew Liu Chan was standing there a foot away from him, with a smile on his face.

"Adou...... , Shizi, is that you?" Mi Fang exclaimed.

Feng Zhou smiled: "Uncle, it's me." ”

Mi Fang is Mrs. Mi's elder brother, and Mrs. Mi and Liu Chan's biological mother, Mrs. Gan, are like sisters, and they are very good to Liu Bei's only blood Adou.

But Zhao Yun only had one horse, how could he save two living people? So Mrs. Mi committed suicide by throwing herself into a well in order to save Zhao Yun from Adou.

Feng Zhou inherited Adou's body, and knew that Liu Chan was of course very grateful to Mrs. Mi, and treated her as his own mother in his heart.

When he was in Jingzhou, Liu Chan and the Mi brothers have always been close, even if Fengzhou possessed Liu Chan, and later went to Yizhou, he often went to Mi Mansion to say hello during the New Year's Festival.

But in Feng Zhou's heart, he looks down on this "uncle" for 100,000, this guy has been with Liu Bei for decades, but he has never done anything brilliant for half a time, he often fights and loses battles, and he often loses when defending the city, although the opponent he faces is indeed difficult for him to deal with, but giving him a mediocre comment should be said to be very acceptable.

Of course, the most stinking thing about this Mi Fang is the next one or two months, because this guy was afraid of Guan Yu's punishment, he actually descended to Eastern Wu, resulting in the loss of Jingzhou, and Guan Yu was killed by the Wu people.

This is really a person who has no skills, no Lord sees pity and hate, and he has not achieved enough things and has more than enough failures!

If it weren't for Feng Zhou's big plan, he would have cut off his head and kicked it as a ball.

At this time, there are only a few people in Jingzhou who know the identity of Feng Zhou, and Mi Fang is now in charge of Nanjun, and Feng Zhou must use him to better hide.

Mi Fang hurriedly came over and grabbed Feng Zhou, and said with a smile: "Adou, your sudden appearance scared me." ”

Feng Zhou said with a smile: "Adou sneaked here and heard that my uncle was in charge of Nanjun, so he showed up to meet him." ”

Mi Fang laughed and said, "I heard that you beheaded Xu Gongming, weizhen Yangpingguan, and forced Cao Cao to withdraw from Hanzhong, my uncle was really excited, and he drank celebration wine for you several times, and wanted to go back to Shuzhong to see you several times, but there are many things in the army, and he has been flawless." You don't recuperate in the middle of the river, you sneak here, what's the matter?"

Feng Zhou said in his heart: "You have a lot of things to do in the army, and you are busy drinking, no wonder you are useless." ”

casually made up nonsense in his mouth: "After the battle of Hanzhong, my father became the king of Hanzhong, and Adou was named the son of the world, so I thought of the incident of Changbanpo back then, so I asked my father for a few months of leave, and quietly came to Jingzhou to worship Mi's mother, and visited my uncle on the way." Has my uncle ever been well?"

One sentence touched Mi Fang's liver and intestines, and he actually shed tears: "It's hard for you to remember your mother." Remember my poor sister. What is wrong with this world? My brother followed your father, and used the wealth of the family as a military use, and the family as a service, and went south from Xuzhou, without a day, without a war, without a war, and in a longboard battle, I was hit by several arrows in my face, and I was like a suicide enemy. Self-questioning Mi Fangsheng is a person, and he has never lived up to the trust of the king of Hanzhong. But what is the result? Unfortunately, the world is hot and cold, and the people are warm and cold, and as soon as your Mi mother is gone, the emperor's uncle will become estranged from my generation. Guan Yu is the main general, and he reprimands my generation like a baby, and he is ruthless. Seeing you today is like seeing your mother, will it not be heartbreaking!"

After that, he hugged Feng Zhou and cried bitterly. The voice was still sad.

"If you have the ability, why won't you stand out?" Feng Zhou complained in his heart.

Feng Zhou cried with Mi Fang for a while, and said: "The second uncle asked my uncle to be in charge of Nanjun, which is a big logistics task, how can he be reprimanded? ”

Mi Fang slapped her knees and sighed: "Adou, you are still young, and you think too well of people." If you are a good person, how can you care about the position of the Five Tiger generals and former generals in front of everyone?"

"Adou, you may not know, when Fei Shi was ordered to be knighted, do you know what Guan Er said? He said, 'The king of Hanzhong and the general are regarded as the same body, the general is the king of Hanzhong, and the king of Hanzhong is about to be in the army', this Guan Yu actually accepted it calmly, it is really his heart can be punished, I think he clearly wants to wait for the king of Hanzhong to go, he will be the second Cao Cao!"

Okay!

Under Mi Fang's analysis, Guan Yu, who is loyal and unparalleled, was said to be the treacherous Cao Mengde, which is still reasonable. If the original Liu Adou heard this, maybe he would have believed it.

This guy is really a talent, but it's a pity that he was born early and hasn't read a book. Otherwise, according to his potential, he can completely dominate the Yushi Stage, control the keyboard bureau, buckle the hats of those heroes, and overturn the case of traitors.

The "keyboard warriors" of later generations who overturned the case are at this level.

Feng Zhou pretended to be annoyed and said: "I didn't expect this Guan Yu to be so hateful! I really didn't expect it, no wonder Guan Yu scolded his uncle a few days ago, it turned out to be ill-intentioned, but although I am the son of the world, I have no soldiers and no power, and I am soft-spoken, my father believes that he doesn't believe me, otherwise, I will definitely be angry with my uncle! But my uncle has gone through the world and has rich experience, I don't know if he can teach me?"

Mi Fang's words were one set of words, but when he asked him to come up with an idea, he immediately lost his words, and said half-loudly: "The king of Hanzhong trusts Guan Yunchang, and the world knows it, what can I do." ”

When Feng Zhou saw him take the bait, he smiled slightly in his heart, but he didn't show it at all on his face, and said: "Actually, after thinking about it, Guan Yu's Northern Expedition was full of difficulties, and this may not be impossible." ”

Mi Fang was stunned for a moment, and then said happily: "Adou, I know that you are both civil and military, and you must have a clever plan, so you might as well talk about it." ”

Feng Zhou said: "Jingzhou, according to the Han Dynasty in the north, the South China Sea, Wuhui in the east, Bashu in the west, the hometown of the four wars, the land of soldiers, my father guarded Jingzhou with Guan Yu. However, Jiangdong Sun Quan Xiaoer sent LΓΌ Meng to garrison Tunkou, the purpose was to swallow Jingzhou, it can be said that at this time, Guan Yu attacked Cao Cao in the north, but he made enemies everywhere without knowing it. Jingzhou's safety is tied to the front line, this is a good opportunity to give credit to my uncle, I don't know if my uncle intends to?"

When Mi Fang heard this, she groaned for a while, and said suspiciously: "You can't let me seize the military power? The king of Hanzhong will eat me alive." ”

Seize the right to the army?

If you think about it, are your brains all paste?

You are stationed in Nanjun, you already have real power, and you still need to seize the right to seize the army?

Let you go to Guan Yu's Northern Expeditionary Army to seize military power, you can't do it, you still need my cheap old man to clean you up? A small pawn in the Northern Expeditionary Army can send you to the Western Heavens!

Feng Zhou complained in his heart, and said with a smile: "Uncle thinks about it, what Adou just said is to let my uncle reorganize his army and fight to control Eastern Wu, if things are not harmonious, it is important to defend Jingzhou." Yu was defeated and his uncle won, and his father naturally knew who he needed. ”

Mi Fang was overjoyed when she heard this, slapped the table fiercely, and sighed: "Ah Dou, no wonder you can kill Xu Gongming, you are really a young talent, and you are very wise!"

Feng Zhou said: "Uncle has an overreputation, and now in this situation, I should not show up, otherwise Dongwu will definitely be jealous and difficult to enter." ”

Mi Fang smiled: "I'll take care of myself." ”

With the talisman of Mi Fang, Fengzhou is like a fish in water in Jiangling.

Mi Fang is lazy in life, and the soldiers and horses are not fine, but there are five or six thousand people in his department, less than half of them are Xuzhou generals, and most of them are Jingzhou recruits, about five or six thousand people.

And those backbones of Mi Fang's army were incorporated into the Beiwei army, and let themselves be managed by more than 200 people and trained strictly.

In this way, Feng Zhou quickly took control of Mi Fang's army and began to reorganize the army.

At this time, it has entered the twenty-fourth year of Jian'an in August, heavy rain fell in the area of Jingzhou, the water on the flat land was several feet deep, Cao Cao sent to relieve the siege of Fancheng Yu Ban's army was submerged, the general Pang De was killed by Guan Yu, and the commander Yu Ban was captured alive.

Yu Ban followed Cao Cao for decades, resolute and steady, strict in governing the army, but he didn't expect that the evening would not be guaranteed, and he did not seek death like Pang De, and finally became a prisoner.

After Guan Yu eliminated Cao Ren's reinforcements and troops in the forbidden place, his prestige was greatly enhanced. The Jingzhou army besieged Fancheng heavily, the food in the city was about to run out, and the reinforcements outside the city were cut off.

Judging from this battle, Guan Yu was confident in his tactics and strategy, and he was cautious in his rules, and adopted an amphibious offensive of infantry, cavalry, and naval forces to fight together, focusing on besieging the city and sending reinforcements; thus achieving a series of outstanding results: a total of one person was captured, one general was surrendered, one person was surrendered, one person was killed, one person was killed, and the main force of Cao's army was nearly 40,000 people.

In addition, Guan Yu sent a guerrilla army to the north to unite all anti-Cao forces for my use. The Central Plains was shocked, and all sides were shocked.

create a false image and bluff, so that the Central Plains is shocked and all directions are shocked. So much so that Cao Cao also panicked at this time, and moved the capital several times to avoid his front.

In the autumn of the twenty-fourth year of Jian'an, Guan Yu shook China.

When the news came, Cao Cao and Sun Quan couldn't sit still.