Chapter 18: Why Don't I Die?
"What are you all talking about! Did you wake up in the morning...... Oh, I'll go, what a smell of this! As soon as Master Sun got up, he heard the commotion in the dishwashing room, raised his foot and kicked open the door of the dishwashing room, and opened his mouth to scold as before, but as soon as he was halfway through the scolding, he was almost suffocated by the stench of Weslin's body.
"Hey, where did this food come from!" Master Sun covered his mouth and shouted at Wesling.
"Master Sun, Master Sun! This is also the person who owes you money, good guy, you don't know, if I hadn't seen him when I went to take out the garbage just now, this grandson would have run away, fortunately I had a good hand, and a brick was thrown down by this pervert, and then I quickly caught them for the Qingbang Gang. Huang Xiaobei was shy of his big face, and sold Wesling without saying a word.
Lao Wei was stupid at the time, owed money? What do you owe? Hey, wait a minute, isn't it, isn't this brother working here to escape the disaster? When do you owe money to someone?
"Aren't you working here? Why do you owe money to others! Wesling said frantically.
Huang Xiaobei showed an expression of brother, you just accept your fate, and said: "The academy can't just pit me, brother can't hide it, if you don't come, I have to work for others for twenty years, now that you're here, let's spread it evenly, one person for ten years, Master Sun, you say it's this reason, right?" Huang Xiaobei said with a smirk.
Wesling intuitively felt that his life, which had finally seen a little light, had fallen into darkness again.
Hearing this, Master Sun covered his nose and looked up and down several times near Wesling, holding his pregnant belly, and couldn't help asking, "This is a foreign devil, right?" β
"It's amazing, if you don't say Master Sun, your old man's fire eyes are fine, you can see that this thing is dirty like this, yes, a foreign devil," Huang Xiaobei was like a human trafficker, patting the pimple meat on Weslin's body, and said flatteringly: "Master Sun, look at it, it's absolutely top-notch, hey, this muscle, it's absolutely fast to brush the dishes, and now the work efficiency of our dishwashing room can be improved by several grades." β
Master Sun lowered his head, touched his chin, and said in a deep voice: "Since you are also the one who owes money to your eldest brother, then stay here." β
Huang Xiaobei was happy, and finally found an unlucky guy to be his companion.
But unexpectedly, then Master Sun said another sentence that made Huang Xiaobei collapse.
"But the manpower in your dishwashing room is almost enough, and this foreign devil is a scarce resource, just right, there is a lack of parking outside the hotel, well, it's him, hey, he can drive, right?"
Wesling was stunned for a moment, then quickly seized the opportunity, "Yes, yes!" I've driven a race car before. β
The expression on Master Sun's face gradually became kinder, "Oh, the Chinese is good, okay, do a good job in the future, you must be polite to the guests, you know." β
"Understood, understood!"
Looking at Master Sun, who was chatting and laughing with Wesling, Huang Xiaobei intuitively felt that his world was darkened.
Parking? Doorman?
Nima: Why! I also want to park my guests! Why did this gringo just come and didn't even need to brush the plate, so he just became a doorman! Mom's just because this thing is a foreigner? This is so admirable and charming, and it has reached a certain level!
I'm not convinced, I'm not convinced!
"By the way, Mr. Sun, I won't live in this dishwashing room too, will I?" Wesling is not stupid, after inquiring about the working environment, he quickly inquired about where he lived, anyway, he didn't plan to leave in the near future, just do it here.
Master Sun touched his chin and said, "Of course, the dishwashing room can't live anymore, there are already two bastards, so let's do it, the dormitory in the basement happens to be empty, so you can go and live in the basement." β
"So, what about me?" Huang Xiaobei, whose spirit was already on the verge of collapse, looked at Master Sun with blank eyes and asked.
Master Sun's face pulled, "There's something wrong with your kid, hurry up and work for me, if the plate is not well brushed today, see if Lao Tzu doesn't smoke you to death, hey, Xiaowei, let's go, I'll take you to take a shower, and then go to change your clothes, yo, you're hungry, it's okay to eat, it's okay, it's β
"Big brother, I'll mess with you in the future." Wesling nodded, like a second devil.
Huang Xiaobei, who was petrified on the side, just watched Master Sun and Weslin leave the dishwashing room with a smile.
Basement....... Hehe, there's something wrong with my kid........ Hehe, what should I do, hehe.......
Hey, where did that shard go? Wait I'll find it, oh I found it........
"Lao Tzu killed you bastard!"
Huang Xiaobei ran in tears, Nima is not right, Nima is absolutely wrong!
Why? Why the hell is that?
Woo woo, how did the good things come to this grandson, I knew that I should have killed this bastard just now! Woo woo, this is lifting a stone to shoot yourself in the foot.
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"Yiyi, come and eat more, today Dad asked them to cook all the things you used to like to eat, quick, this is all Western food, come here steak, this bread, and this meat are all your favorites."
On the dining table on the first floor, the Taoist master, dressed in a tunic and with red eyes, trembled with chopsticks to give his daughter a vigorous pick-up, for fear that his daughter who had just been discharged from the hospital would not be able to keep up with her nutrition.
Miss Yiyi didn't give Dao Ye any good looks, and pouted, "That's not meat, that's called bacon, besides, how can you eat Western food with chopsticks, and don't clip it for me, my sandwich hasn't been eaten yet." β
Dao Ye put down the chopsticks a little embarrassed, but he was still smiling, extremely amiable and said, "Oh, this is called bacon, Dad doesn't know, then you eat and you eat," Dao Ye's expression was very embarrassed, but anyone could see his excitement and joy, as if his daughter was only willing to say a good word to him, which was the best gift for him.
Ma Liuye seemed to be accustomed to all this, without saying a word, silently eating his favorite soy milk fritters.
At this time, Huang Xiaobei walked up with a plate of fruit salad, and it could be seen that Commissioner Huang's steps were vague, his eyes were dull, and his whole body exuded a kind of "why am I still alive, why am I not going to die" atmosphere.
Putting down the salad, Huang Xiaobei turned his head and was about to go back to the dishwashing room to continue his miserable life, but when Miss Yiyi saw him coming, she immediately put down the knife and fork in her hand, narrowed her big eyes, and waved her hand to greet Huang Xiaobei with a smile: "Good morning Huang Xiaom, did you sleep well last night, did you see the gifts given to you by others?" β
If it had been the past, Huang Xiaobei would have started to complain loudly in his heart, but because of what happened to Wesling just now, someone is still in an extremely trance now, and he didn't react at all, so he turned around and left.
"Oops~ Don't be angryγ( Μ) Μ) γTable go, watch go, people apologize to you." Miss Yiyi grabbed Huang Xiaobei up and down, and when she got up, her beautiful long hair swept Ma Liuye's face, and the sixth master sneezed.
"Miss, don't play with me, I really don't have time to play with you, there are still a bunch of dishes in the dishwashing room that no one brushes." Huang Xiaobei said with a bitter face.
Miss Yiyi pursed her pink mouth and said very unhappily: "Pets can't disobey their owners, otherwise they will be beaten, and even more seriously, they will be thrown away." β
Leave me behind, I don't want to stay here for a day.
Wait, when will I become your pet again! What kind of strange play did you play today, Miss.
"Hehe, that's right, I haven't eaten, come and eat together, there are a lot of delicious food." Seeing that Huang Xiaobei complained in his heart, his eyes finally regained a little brilliance, and Miss Yiyi smiled and pulled him back to the table.
Huang Xiaobei stood at the dining table, neither standing nor sitting, looking at Dao Ye and Sixth Master awkwardly and said, "This, I ......."
Ma Liuye bit the fritters in his mouth and said, "Since Yiyi let you eat it, then sit down and eat it together." β
Dao Ye said that he was still immersed in the words that his daughter had just reprimanded him, and he couldn't extricate himself.
"Uh-huh, the sixth uncle has let you eat, then you can eat it quickly, come, squat on the ground, stretch out your claws, stick out your tongue, I'll find you a bone."
You're enough, bastard!
Is this a special meal together? This is obviously feeding the dogs!
Squatting on the ground, sticking out his tongue, looking for bonesβNima wasn't such a bully!
"I'm leaving, I've got to go! It's too much of a bully, it's too much of a bully. Huang Xiaobei ran in tears, and he was about to run away crying.
Miss Yiyi gently grabbed Huang Xiaobei's clothes, held the fork and said with a smile: "Oh, if you don't like to eat bones, can people change it for you, can you eat leftover sandwiches?" β
Isn't this Nima still feeding the dogs!
"Is it a question of what to eat? This is dignity, dignity, Miss! Huang Xiaobei shouted loudly and spit out the groove in his heart.
Ma Liuye, who should have reprimanded Huang Xiaobei for not understanding people, but dared to shout at the eldest lady, didn't say anything at this time, just smiled, and the vicious tiger's eyes revealed a little relief.
On the other hand, Miss Yiyi held her chin, tilted her little head, and blinked her big eyes, "In this way, then you won't be allowed to squat and eat, is it okay to stretch out your little paws and stick out your little tongue?" β
"Poof! - "Commissioner Huang spurted out a mouthful of old blood
This is a purebred dog that has evolved into a half-human dog, right?
There's a hairy difference! Miss, I beg you not to let me eat in such a shameful posture!
Huang Xiaobei finally sat down, and Miss Yiyi fed him with a smile, "Eat more meat, why don't you go out and circle in circles for a while." β
Still in circles? You mean you throw a hoop and let me take it back for you with my mouth, right?
Alas, people have to bow their heads under the eaves, and this trough will not spit out, but is it said that Miss Yiyi stayed in the hotel last night?
This is really weird, it's understandable to eat in a hotel, why do you stay in a hotel at night? Don't go home?
At this time, Ma Liuye drank soy milk, smiled and said to Miss Yiyi, who was making yellow jokes with Huang Xiaobei: "Yiyi, if it's okay tomorrow, Uncle Sixth will go with you to the rental house where you live, and return the house, and Uncle Sixth will pay the tuition for you yesterday, by the way, today I plan to go out with my eldest brother to see the house, where do you like to live?" What about villa areas in the suburbs? β
After saying this, Ma Liuye's expression suddenly became nervous, and Dao Ye also stared at Miss Yiyi, who was eating salad slowly.
I don't know why, Huang Xiaobei suddenly felt that something was wrong with the atmosphere, especially the two leaders of the Qingbang Gang beside him, Huang Xiaobei even saw an unprecedented tension on their faces.