Chapter 1 The time is right

"Monkey! Don't run! You give me back! ”

"No! Are you stupid for me? ”

"Come back, come back quickly, otherwise when Daddy comes home in the evening, I will ask Daddy to punish you for copying books!"

"Lan Xin'er! You can't be shameless to this extent! ”

"I'm not... Bah... You're not human! You can't come back? ”

"Yes, I'm not human, but you're a real dog!"

"You... You... Hum! I should have let Senior Sister Dongfang beat you to death in the first place! You shouldn't be in the way..."

"Speak with conscience, tell me yourself, in the past ten years, when did you make a mistake that was not the top of the tank that Ben Shao gave you, and now because of eating your peaches, you still dislike me, not like you!"

"What peaches? That's the fairy peach that my father asked for from my wife! It's for people, not for you! ”

"Speak as if you were human..."

"Monkey, how do you speak? My father is your master, and my mother is your mother! ”

"Phew, don't want to up, the master and the two of them have already become immortals, and they are not human!"

"You... You... You... Give me back the peaches! ”

"I've eaten it all in my stomach, what do I use? No! ”

"Ahh!!h

In the noisy street market, a man and a woman ran away and chased after him..... Uh, or a demon?

Well, the young man running in front of him, although he has the appearance of a human, but the demonic aura of that body can't be concealed no matter what.

As for the little girl behind him, at the age of thirteen or fourteen, her lips are red and her teeth are white, her face is delicate, and her figure is as soft as a willow leaf...... Fly.

That's right, Lan Xin'er is flying in a hurry!

It was precisely because of her air superiority that she was not slipped away by the monkey, the gopher of Emperor Wu City, but followed behind in a leisurely manner.

As for the reason why the two of them chased and fled, it was because of the spirit peach that Emperor Wu brought back from Chixian Shenzhou during the fifth year of this year.

You must know that the spirit peach is a good thing, the mother tree that hangs its branches is the spiritual root of heaven and earth handed down from the light spirit fairy world, and it needs to be cultivated with the blood of high-grade demon beasts every day, and every three years, it is necessary to eat blood food, so hard for three hundred years, before it can be ripe.

The number of spiritual peaches is counted every time they hang fruit, one hundred and eight can be obtained in a big year, and there are seventy-two in a medium harvest year, as for the year that can be called the 'year of famine' like the present, there are only thirty-six fruits, which are rare treasures in the Zhongzhou Heaven and Earth Pavilion, and ordinary monks have no chance to see them at all.

Lan Lide's one is also a coincidence, because Zhongzhou Tiandi Pavilion urgently needs a group of people to cultivate spring ploughing, and the Lan family's army has captured a large number of slaves during the development of the Nanzhao region, so it happens that such spiritual objects have been exchanged from the Heaven and Earth Pavilion.

Having said all this, what is the effect of this spiritual object?

Turning the perspective, just looking at the monkeys scurrying around the gatehouses below, the Otogi aura that is so abundant that ordinary people can see it with the naked eye, you can know how powerful the effect of this thing is.

When a spiritual peach enters the abdomen, you can see your true self.

This spiritual peach not only has a miraculous effect on nourishing the strength and vitality of the physical body, but also is a treasure that is difficult to find in the world in terms of developing divine consciousness.

After Lan Xin'er saw it, she also had a long time with Lan Li to be cute and cute, and then she was deceived from her father.

But who would have thought.

As soon as this peach arrived, it was snatched by the monkey head of this 'human-faced beast heart', not only did he swallow it in one bite, but he didn't even give Lan Xin'er a single kernel!

On the contrary, the monkey head that snatched the peach still felt that he was right, and after being scolded by Lan Xin'er, he ran away without saying a word.

was robbed of peaches and despised so much, how could Lan Xin'er not be angry?

"Damn monkey, if you're running, my aunt and grandmother will hit you with thunder!"

Seeing that the monkey was running farther and farther, Lan Xin'er was angry, and Lan Xin'er directly rubbed a thunderball in her hand and came out.

Well.

This is the 'Five Thunder Method' that someone replaced with two iron cannons from Longhu Mountain, starting from the palm thunder, to the advanced Five Elements Thunder Technique, and then to the final Heaven Guiding Thunder Technique, which can be said to be readily available.

If she is her mother to perform, she can smash through a city area with one blow, but in the hands of this little girl.....

'Boom...'

Thunder, noise, shouting.

Lan Xin'er, who opened a 'skylight' to the building on the street, couldn't help but be angry, watching the monkey run farther and farther, her small mouth pouted, and her eyes were red and she bit her finger as white as spring and snow.

A little bit of blood appeared, and the little girl looked viciously at the monkey who had stopped her pace, and was looking at her monkey with a 'slot' face, and shouted and scolded: "You are dead!" ”

"Don't!!"

"With my blood as the guide, the dragon of Chereze, the covenant of the Nine Heavens, and the source of the law of this world.

Brontosaurus out!

Hack him to death for me!! ”

'Boom...'

Another series of explosions and thunders rang out, and under the eyes of countless residents on the street, a purple thunder dragon about three or five meters long was summoned from the charm carved with Lan Xin'er's blood.

The thunder dragon appeared, and he got the master's order again, and without saying a word, he rushed at the hapless monkey below.

This was followed by a puff of black smoke scorched by thunder and lightning, and the sound of the monkey screaming after being in pain:

"Lan Xin'er, the master said that he wouldn't let you lead thunder in the city!"

"Humph! Grandma knows! ”

"I know you're still leading!"

"That's my dad! I'm not afraid of him! ”

The monkey that was burned on the outside and tender on the inside: "......"

So, the second generation or something is really annoying!

Not to mention his own master and wife, but to be known by the senior sister in the family who is in her forties but has not yet married, it is estimated that he will not be able to escape this board!

As soon as he thought of this, the monkey felt so sad that he fell back and fell straight to the ground, and smashed the stone slab used to pave the street into a big hole.

This is the monkey relying on his own King Kong incorruptible physique, and he doesn't care about the damage caused by the thunder dragon at all.

Anyway, he didn't have any hair on his body, at most, his hair was scorched by the Brontosaurus.

It's better to have your hair scorched than to be caught by the senior sister as a sparring partner!

Thinking like this, the monkey stopped struggling, and when he saw Lan Xin'er falling from the sky, he simply closed his eyes, and his whole body became a ball.

"I'll tell you, you fight and fight, when you're angry enough, don't go back and complain to my master!"

"Humph! Count you as acquaintances! ”

"Senior sister is not allowed over there!"

"Phew! Hurry up and return the peaches to me! I'm in need of a practice of Otogi and the like! ”

"No... Bah! No! I ate the peaches! ”

"Pay me back!"

"I really ate it, the peach got into my stomach, and now I guess even the kernel has been digested."

"The devil believes you! Hurry up and pay me back! Otherwise, when my father comes back, I will tell him that you haven't copied books for half a year this year, and you know how to run blindly and sleep lazy every day, and it's strange to see if my father doesn't kill you! ”

"Nope! Saying that eating is eating, Ben Shao is talking about it, it's a mouthful of spit and a nail, so I won't lie to you! ”

"Do you want to give it?"

"I really ate it."

"Hehehe...."

Seeing that the monkey still bit his mouth and didn't recognize it, a dangerous light flashed in Lan Xin'er's eyes.

In the next second, I saw a flash of green light in his hand, and then a plant that looked like a wooden vine began to bind towards the monkey's body.

"Hey, hey, Lan Xin'er, why are you putting wooden vines to trap me again?"

"You're dead."

"Wait a minute, what are you going to do?"

Seeing that Lan Xin'er didn't answer, but just dragged herself back who was tied into a dumpling, the monkey had a faint bad feeling in her heart.

"No, no, don't!!"

......

A quarter of an hour later, the backyard of the City Lord's Mansion.

In the sky above the school field near the East China Sea, the 'blood cloud' in the sky gradually converged.

Standing at the top of the eaves, Dongfang Bai, dressed in white, closed her eyes, and with one of her breaths, the 'blood cloud' that fell from the college entrance examination was inhaled into her body from her nostrils.

After a week of operation, Dongfang Bai opened his eyes, and a flash of light appeared, and a boundless sea of blood seemed to appear in his pupils, and then quickly disappeared into nothingness, and he was no longer visible.

"Still isn't it right?"

Ten years have passed, Dongfang Bai has already cultivated the Sunflower Treasure Book to the top, to be precise, it should be three years ago, Dongfang Bai has become unadvanced in the realm of the Great Grandmaster.

But no matter how hard she tried, she was never able to step into the realm of initiation in one step.

She went to her unreliable master to inquire, but was told that 'the Sunflower Treasure Book is not her way, and if she wants to break through, she needs to walk out of her own way from the treasure book.' ’

Then Lan Li persuaded her to say something, "At this time, the world is no longer what it used to be, and there is no future in cultivating martial arts, you stupid girl should change her career as soon as possible instead of studying martial arts with one mind, and choose an immortal path to cultivate." ’

Immortal Dao? Cultivating immortals?

Hell-sighted people turn to the fairy road!

As soon as you are the current leader of the Martial Arts Alliance, the recognized leader of the Martial Arts of the Five Realms, and the city lord of the dignified Martial Emperor City, you actually said to others that the martial arts have no future? He also persuaded his own apprentices to transfer to the Immortal Dao?

Don't you want to be doughy!

Dongfang Bai thought like this three years ago, but now three years have passed, although Xiao Baibai has not changed his original intention, his anger on weekdays is becoming more and more irritable.

As a result, the entire Martial Emperor City is now shrouded in her terrible shadow, but if anyone dares to make a small mistake, it is very likely that she will be caught in the school field to practice, and she will never stop if she doesn't beat the other party to a coma!

"What's wrong?"

"Sister Baibai!"

Dongfang Bai was still thinking about his future path, but he heard Lan Xin'er's shouting in the distance, looked over from afar, and saw Lan Xin'er dragging a wooden rattan to the school field, Dongfang Bai's frowning brows gradually dispersed, revealing a rare softness on the side.

"Xin'er, why are you here?"

"Now, Xin'er came to give a gift to Sister Bai Bai, Sister Bai Bai, look, how much of an eyesore is such a big monkey head here, can we eat monkey brains at night?"

While speaking, Lan Xin'er also kicked the monkey head trapped by the wooden vine a few times angrily, and her little fist waved quickly.

Seeing this, Dongfang Bai gradually appeared with a smile at the corner of his mouth:

"What's delicious about monkey brains, it's still fishy if you don't chew it, let's go, my sister will take you to eat ice spirit brew, this is what my sister brought me from my hometown."

Zi Xin'er took the wooden vine that tied the monkey in her hand, and with a wave of her hand, the wooden vine was thrown over the wall by her with the trapped monkey.

I only heard a pop, but it was the sound of a heavy object falling into the sea.

Then Xiao Baibai, who did such a 'loss of conscience', pulled Lan Xin'er to the shaker that was placed on the side.

After a while, there were two more jade containers in the hands of the big and small ones, and the containers contained some cold, looking like fruit pulp, but in fact... Well, it's actually a cold drink made with pulp and smoothies.

Carrying the shade of the tree, sitting on the rocking bed, eating a cold drink in their mouths, the expressions of the two of them are called enjoyment.

After eating for about two quarters of an hour, Lan Xin'er, who felt that her little belly was stuffed with pulp, burped, and then quickly covered her mouth and looked around as a thief.

With that small appearance, Dongfang Bai's heart is about to melt.

With one force, he took Lan Xin'er into his arms, Dongfang Bai kneaded Lan Xin'er's face and said to her with a smile:

"Your dad is coming back in a few days, is your homework done?"

Lan Xin'er: "......"

Homework or something, the ghost knows why his father would give her some ghost questions like 'chickens and rabbits in the same cage', '100 days of Tianyang', 'how big is Nanzhan Buzhou', but she still needs to come up with a definite answer, and it must be so accurate that it can't be accurate!

It's good to say that chickens and rabbits are in the same cage, catch a group of chickens and rabbits and lock them up and count them, and you can always get the answer.

But you can't let her fly into the sky, and ask those 'Divine Monarchs' who are hanging in shifts in the sky, how far away are they from Nanzhan Buzhou, right?

As for how big is Nanzhan Buzhou.....

Thinking of this, Lan Xin'er only felt that her little brain was going to be broken!

How big is Nanzhan Buzhou?

If it was possible to come up with the correct answer seven years ago, how did she know how big it would be as Nanzhan Buzhou began to absorb territory from other worlds again, and other worlds merged in every few days between seven years?

These strange questions left by the father, Lan Xin'er only needs to take a look......

I feel that my father is deliberately embarrassing her!

"Hmm.... Sister Baibai! Let's not talk about that! ”

While speaking, Lan Xin'er stuffed her little head into Dongfang Bai's magnificent chest, and the whole person was ostriche-like, unwilling to face reality.

Seeing her like this, Dongfang Bai stroked her hair dotingly and said:

"Your father is also for your good, if you really can't figure it out, you can ask your mother."

"Ask my mother?"

Lan Xin'er, who felt suffocated, raised her head, and her little face was full of ignorance:

"What is Wen Niang doing, she hasn't studied geography again."

"Uh...."

Dongfang Bai blinked when he heard this, and then thought of something, and then continued after laughing dryly:

"Just ask, my sister told you that although your mother has not studied geography, she has a treasure in her hand, as long as she uses that treasure to calculate, the size of Nanzhan Buzhou will be calculated..."

"Really?"

"Really!"

"Sister Baibai, don't lie to me!"

"Why am I lying to you?"

"That's... All right... I'm going to go back and ask.... I'll come back to you when I'm done asking...."

"Go, go, go...."

Watching Lan Xin'er jump up into the sky, under the sun, Dongfang Bai squinted his eyes and leaned on the soft step.

This moment.

The wind and the sun are beautiful, and the sun is just right.

What a great time to take a nap.

Can....

Did she forget something?

Dongfang Bai didn't think about it.

Anything she didn't remember was certainly not important.

In this way, under the warm sun, Xiao Baibai fell asleep.

And then.

Just under the cliff a hundred meters away.

A monkey who was tied up and hung into the sea was looking at the 'fish' swimming in front of him with tears in his eyes......

"Senior sister, help!!"