Chapter 9: The Fear of Being Dominated by the Poisonous Tongue System
"Is the Han host awake now?" The system asked.
“……”
Zhang Yin said that he did not want to communicate with this unscrupulous system, and that he was now experiencing a psychological and physical double whammy.
"Recognize the reality, Hanhan host." The system continued.
"This system is the king of glory god cultivation system, focusing on the cultivation of two words rather than the great god, this system adheres to the concept of love and justice of the church Hanhan host, and works hard to serve the Hanhan host, please take this system seriously, remember to call me the system adult." The system didn't want Zhang Yin to get an accident at all, so he chattered.
"Don't be discouraged, what you have to do now is to conscientiously complete the tasks released by this system, and improve your game level is the right way." The system gives full play to what it means to be annoying.
"Are you a chatterbox? Can't I be quiet? I thought that the system could reach the sky in one step, but I didn't expect your system to be a little unreliable, alas! Zhang Yin looked up to the sky and sighed, saying that he was so tired and wanted to retire.
"Hanhan host, please call me Lord System, thank you." The system was very dissatisfied with Zhang Yin's attitude.
"Okay, Lord System, let me be quiet." Zhang Yin experienced a major failure, as if he had no intention of arguing with the system, he just wanted to be a wooden chicken in a daze now.
"Since you sincerely ask the Lord of the System, then the Lord of the System will be merciful to let you be quiet, wait, there is one more thing I want to say." The unscrupulous system can't open the conversation box at all.
"Even if the money falls on the ground, the Hanhan host has to bend down to pick it up, and the pie in the sky has to reach out to pick it up, there is no good thing in this world that can succeed without paying, even if the Hanhan host who has the adults of this system is the same, and even work harder and more seriously, so that you can be worthy of the cultivation of the adults of the system." The system used the Chicken Soup for the Soul bombing technique against Zhang Yin.
"There is one more thing, Hanhan Host remember to save the replay of this game, and the adults of this system will provide you with a review and correction to avoid making the same mistake next time." The system kindly reminded.
"Lord System, are you your father? We can't just say it all at once, so let's review it now. Zhang Yin didn't feel embarrassed, although the time he spent with the system was very short, he already regarded the system as his own.
"Even if the adults in this system are fathers, you can't be Jackie Chan as a host, after all, it's too vegetable." The system exerts its poisonous tongue attributes.
"Lord System, if you don't scold me for a day, I'm uncomfortable, right?" Zhang Yin had a toothache in the face of this poisonous tongue system.
"Isn't what the Lord of this system said the truth?" The system asked for a moment.
"Phew, I won't talk to you, let's review, although my record is 0/9/5, but it's also the MVP of the losing side, winning the MVP of the losing side is equivalent to not losing, and winning is not MVP, it is equivalent to losing." Zhang Yin's fallacy and heresy.
"Han Han host, you are really a talent, aren't you? That's this one, if you win and don't win the MVP, are you willing to win or lose, and you want to win the MVP of the losing side? "The system throws up a killer question.
Zhang Yin was silent for a long time before touching his nose and replied: "Then you must be willing to lose and win the MVP of the losing side." ”
"The dead duck has a hard mouth, from your subconscious nose touching action, it can be seen that you are lying, for the Hanhan host at the level of iron slaves, it is obvious that you recognize the former, don't try to lie in front of the adults of this system, the adults of this system are aware of everything under the eyes of the big people." The system ruthlessly punctured Zhang Yin's lies.
"Ahem, let's review it quickly, nothing else matters." Zhang Yin hurriedly said.
"Although the topic of the Hanhan host is very blunt, whoever makes the adults of this system have the good quality of kindness, will not tell the truth to stimulate the Hanhan host." The system responded in a serious manner.
“……”
Zhang Yin was speechless again, what kind of superb system is this, he clicked on the game replay, but wanted to see how the system reviewed.
"After you fail to grab the second, you should withdraw the defense tower and make up the knife, although you will lose the initiative on the side, but you will not be killed by Xiahoudun alone." The system points out the problem straightforwardly.
"Then I'm not too uncomfortable to be ridiculed by this Xiahoudun, and I've been going back and forth there to make provocations back and forth, can I bear this?" Zhang Yinzhen has words.
"The unbearable consequence is that you directly give a blood to someone, resulting in you never having the opportunity to kill him online alone, playing games not only to practice the operation but also to practice the psychological quality, otherwise you can only stay in the diamond pit for the rest of your life, understand?" The system said very politely.
"One minute and thirty seconds, the mid lane vision disappeared and your mid laner teammate Shen Mengxi sent a signal to start retreating, why are you still pressing the line so deep? The consequence of not looking at the signal is that you are beaten by the opponent and the mid laner is combined
k dead. The system then pointed out the problem with Zhang Yin.
"I didn't care about it at the time, it's normal to be so chaotic." Zhang Yin continued to make excuses.
"Enough, what you have to do now is to shut up and listen carefully to the system to say your problems one by one, instead of the system saying a word to your mouth, please correct your attitude and don't laugh with the system here." The system grows angry.
"Oh." Zhang Yin became honest in an instant, and reached out to tear his lips, indicating that he would not speak anymore, looking like a good baby.
Zhang Yin was worried that if he didn't obey, the system would have to break away from him and find another host, and he would lose a lot of money.
"Even if you can't notice the signals of your teammates, then you have to realize that your position is going to be caught, this is a matter of consciousness, you need to practice more, and you also have to learn to see and listen to all directions, always pay attention to the movement of the minimap, and learn to remember the cooldown time of the opponent's summoner skills, which is a must to become a great god." The system was very satisfied with Zhang Yin's current attitude and continued to point out his problems.
"Although the old master is a single-belt side, it is not a single-belt method with such a line as yours, the most important thing is that you are still missing the field of vision, who do people catch if they don't catch you? You old master is not even an ordinary level, but an inferior product! I don't know where you got the confidence to compare this level of old master with Fulai? "There is no way to change the poisonous tongue of the system.
"Tibetan vision is a must-have thing for high-end players, you also have to learn this, the hero of the old master is not invincible if he opens the second skill [draw inferences], as long as he is charged and can't release the second skill [draw inferences] then it is no different from crispy skin, why is the old master of Fu Lai so meaty, it is because the timing of the release of the second skill [inference] is very good, not a brainless like you." The system is very good at stepping on one hand.
"The old master's move dodge skill is greater than your second skill [draw inferences], if you want to learn this hero move well, you must practice it well, when you simply practice the move position, you can go to practice walking A." It seems that the system is very proud of the inclusion of Fu Lai's operation in the Great God template, and the admiration for Fu Lai in his words is very high.
"Fu Lai's walk A is very smooth, it looks pleasing to the eye, and your unorganized walk A is as ugly as an earthworm crawling, let you draw a donkey for me according to the cat and the tiger, thanks to me I am the system, otherwise I will definitely be angry with you!" The system is reasonable, but it is also heart-piercing.
"I've been caught with a single belt, my teammates will never be less of you, and the old master of Fu Lai doesn't like a single belt as much as you, and people's single belts are not afraid of being caught, a line bursts, come and kill one by one, your single belt is whoever catches you will die! There's no harm in joining the group properly, don't rush with the second skill, isn't it embarrassing to find that the second skill is still in the CD when you fight? "The system hates the way of iron and steel.
Originally, let Zhang Yin see for himself, he couldn't find so many faults, but after the system said this, he found that the mistakes he made were simply a basket, which made him embarrassed.
The most important thing is that Zhang Yin was taught a lesson by the system, and he felt as if he couldn't play this game, and even buying equipment was a mistake, so he should stay in the spring and hang up.
"Now you can speak, you tell the system which sentence was wrong without strong words, and the system apologizes to you." System Channel.
"No, Lord System, you're right, but none of this can be changed overnight, I have to take my time." Zhang Yin said with a bitter face.
"The adults of this system didn't let you change it now, with your IQ to be able to correct these mistakes in three months, this system thinks you're very powerful, this system now just lets you have an intuitive feeling of your own defects, so you don't even know where to change." The system said.
"Not only do I make a lot of mistakes, but my teammates also make mistakes, I'm at least better than them, and I'm also a loser MVP, just this auxiliary Liu Bang, you see that he was directly killed by the fire dance, where is the tank is clearly a crispy skin, okay?"
"For the first time, I feel that this hero is too wasteful, if you change the auxiliary, maybe you can win, why don't you say this Liu Bangguang said me, according to what I mean, you should say them all!" Zhang Yin stretched out his hand and pointed to Liu Bang in the replay, and said unconvinced.
"First of all, it's their business if your teammates have problems, even if 90 percent of the problems are with your teammates, can you guarantee that you don't have those 10 percent problems? We can't decide our teammates, but we can decide ourselves, and, whose system am I? "The system is very unaccustomed to Zhang Yin's practice of finding a back.
"Of course it's my system, and only a man like me can get the system, and no one else has fun!" Zhang Yin exerted his shameless skills.
"You don't have any words except for Wise Shenwu, don't you? Since I am your system, I naturally only need to take care of you, what do they have to do with this system? It's really right to call you the host of Hanhan, and besides, do you actually think that Liu Bang is useless as a hero? Hehe! The system mocked.
"In view of the wrong three views of the Hanhan host, the side quest [Three Views of the Hanhan Host] is now released, and the great god template Fat Fox Liu Bang is exclusive to experience a round of Liu Bang's ranking, and you can get the great god badge ×5 when you complete it."