Chapter VII Men's Self-Defense

"Good morning, Xiao Lingling."

Zhang Hao, who subconsciously hugged Lin Ling, said hello helplessly.

This little girl as cute as a doll is Lin Yilong's ten-year-old sister, Lin Ling, Zhang Hao all call her Xiao Lingling, and she has a good relationship with Zhang Hao, she was very well-behaved and sensible before the world changed, but after the change, she was a lot naughty, and she always flew over at every turn.

"Haohao, you're here, let's go."

Lin Yilong then walked out, immediately pulled his sister off Zhang Hao, and reprimanded: "Don't you know that there is a difference between women and men?" It's such a big person, it's still like this, go in and finish the meal, Dad is still waiting to wash the dishes. ”

"Okay...... Brother Zhang Hao, we'll see you next time. ”

Lin Ling turned her head and glared at her brother, secretly pinched Zhang Hao's arm, and then reluctantly said goodbye to him, then walked back to the house very unwillingly, turning back three times in one step.

After his sister left, Lin Yilong reminded angrily and embarrassedly: "Next time, don't let this perverted girl pounce on you casually, let me tell you, I found a few little yellow ...... under her bed Yellow Book! It's all about the neighbor's brother! She's no longer the innocent child she used to be, and I don't think she's kind enough to pounce on you every time......"

"Holy! No...... No, she's only a few years old! ”

Zhang Hao gasped, it was a little hard to believe that elementary school girls were so terrible!!

"But those little yellows...... Hey, forget it. ”

Lin Yilong originally wanted to say something, but halfway through speaking, he sighed helplessly and asked, "Are you really okay?" ”

Zhang Hao shook his head, looking at Lin Yilong, who had obviously been carefully dressed, and he was not used to it from the bottom of his heart.

His hairstyle was made of gel water, wet and wet, and he was carrying a schoolbag on his shoulders, and then he thought of his sloppy appearance of the macho man before, how much he violated and how much he violated it, but at this moment Zhang Hao didn't think about forcibly changing him.

"I'm sorry for what happened yesterday."

Zhang Hao apologized suddenly, and explained half-truths while walking: "Actually, it's because of a dream I had before, I dreamed that the world is the opposite, and you are a muscular hunk in your dream...... Hahaha! And then accidentally substituted into it......"

Zhang Hao slightly revealed a little about the original world to Lin Yilong, but although Lin Yilong found it interesting, he was very disgusted that Zhang Hao dreamed of him as a macho man, Zhang Hao knew that his thoughts were completely reversed, and he didn't say much about these things, and then told him about his father's remarriage and moving.

Lin Yilong reacted very much at first, but when he heard that his new home was also nearby, he was relieved, and after congratulations, he began to gossip about Zhang Qianqin, who was about to become his sister, what is the same as a boy novel, the exciting life of living with a domineering beauty will develop into a forbidden love or something.

Seriously, Zhang Hao had really fantasized about this kind of thing before, after all, Zhang Qianqin was unusually charming, mature and elegant, especially attractive to men of his age, after all, he was also a normal man, how could he not have any illusions, but when he thought that she was about to become his sister Zhang Hao, he no longer thought about it.

Halfway through, Zhang Hao was afraid that Lin Yilong would suddenly hold his hand again, so he took the lead in hooking up with him.

Really, what the hell is that good brother holding hands??? But it's still okay to hook shoulders and backs, it's normal for brothers to hook shoulders and backs, and it's very spicy to hold hands.

Zhang Hao is still very embarrassed about Lin Yilong, yesterday he also said that he dared to hold his hand again and pinch his soft eggs, think about it, the two sisters were holding hands every day and had a close relationship.

But one day, one woman suddenly shook off her hand in disgust, and viciously warned the other woman, saying that if she held her hand again, she would tear her b to pieces...... This is simply unreasonable, it's really a shame that Lin Yilong can forgive him......

"Hao Hao be careful, the person in front of you seems to be a lustful donkey!" Just when Zhang Hao was thinking wildly, he suddenly heard Lin Yilong whisper.

"Colored Donkey ......"

Zhang Hao was stunned, it was not the first time he had heard this word full of disobedience, and he knew that it was a color ...... The meaning of the wolf, following Lin Yilong's gaze, he immediately found that there was a short and fat woman in her twenties who was sneaking around in the corner not far away, looking very obscene.

"I ...... Let's go the other way, shall we? There's not a lot of people here now. ”

Lin Yilong was obviously very uneasy, although the other party pretended not to look at this side all the time, but everyone was not stupid, this woman was obviously staring at them, the most important thing was that she looked very strange, standing on the side, putting her hands in her pockets, gasping for some reason, looking at it was terrifying.

"What's the panic? Are we two big men still afraid of a short and fat woman? Don't worry, if she dares to harass you, I will definitely kick her away. ”

Zhang Hao was a little speechless when he saw Lin Yilong's cowardly reaction, and it was even more impossible to let him go, feeling that this was a good opportunity to train him, and continued to walk forward with him shoulder to shoulder.

It's definitely impossible to be afraid, there's no way, even if you know that the women in this world have great strength, but looking at the other party's short and young appearance, it's really hard for him to be afraid, and he has a feeling that he can't get up with a kick.

"But ......"

Lin Yilong was obviously very reluctant, but Zhang Hao was gone, he couldn't help but leave him with righteousness, fortunately, although the other party looked weird, but there was no actual action, I think he thought too much, but Lin Yilong still did not relax his vigilance, endured his fear, and passed by the other party with Zhang Hao.

The other party immediately blushed and lowered his head when Zhang Hao and the others came over, but as soon as they walked away, they immediately raised their heads and boldly looked at their backs, and said to themselves with an intoxicated face, "The little brother of Hongxiang High School is really good!" Especially that beautiful man with shoulder-length hair! I really want to open the half-exposed white flower arm to see ......"

After getting away from the strange woman, Zhang Hao found that Lin Yilong couldn't walk steadily, and his whole body was even trembling, so he couldn't help asking, "Hey, Xiaolonglong, are you okay?" ”

"I ...... I'm scared when I think of those terrible news, Haohao, let's be careful in the future, that woman's eyes are so scary and disgusting, she must be thinking about something very disgusting!" Lin Yilong said.

"Uh...... You really have to be careful. ”

Zhang Hao nodded helplessly, thinking of those news, he felt that he couldn't be too careless, just forget it, but Lin Yilong's thinking has completely changed, and he must have a lifetime of shadow under the harassment of women, and he was negligent just now.

Zhang Hao patted the pale Lin Yilong on the shoulder, and said: "But Xiaolonglong, people haven't done anything yet, you will tremble with fear, this is not good, go exercise with me in the future, even if you meet bad people, you are not afraid." ”

Zhang Hao thought about taking this opportunity to invite Lin Yilong to exercise.

"Do you mean to practice men's self-defense?" Lin Yilong asked.

Men's self-defense ......

Zhang Hao's footsteps paused, he knew about women's self-defense, but this man's self-defense technique was really the first time he had heard of it, but he thought it was the same as women's self-defense, used to protect himself, but he didn't want to practice this kind of thing!

Zhang Hao said with a dark face: "What kind of self-defense technique, I want to practice Muay Thai!" ”

"Haohao, why do you say it's so terrible! Muay Thai is not for us men! ”

"Be confident, the main thing about Muay Thai in my dreams is that we men practice!"

"You also said that it was a dream, our bodies are much worse than women, and why practice such dangerous things when we have nothing to do? If you're worried about the danger, we'll just use anti-donkey spray, Haohao, you're really fine, right? Do you want to see a doctor? ”