Chapter 2088: The Trouble of the Road Idiot
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Following in the footsteps of the little fox, after many teleportations, our group finally arrived at the long-lost town of Lalula.
"It's finally here." I hung my head and shrugged my shoulders like a defeated rooster.
"Daddy, Daddy, let's go to the Sky Tribe." As soon as they walked out of the teleportation array, Sirith and Ikeru, who were contrary to my interests, couldn't wait to urge.
What do they want to do with the Sky Tribe? It's not just to see the statue of the hanging man, if it was someone else's statue, I might go with them to see it with great interest, but it's my own statue.
How about we discuss it, Siros Echo, and we'll leave at once now, and when we're back at camp, Daddy will take you to the paper mill to see the statue.
I wanted to cry and look at my daughters without tears, compared with the two statues, I still prefer to choose the paper mill statue that has been repeatedly misunderstood by the red and white princess as "stealing paper and wiping her ass and being caught and receiving such a terrible punishment".
It's a pity that the two princesses have a clear goal, and they all want to take a look at their father's [great] figure, but I can't stop it, so I have to look at the little fox.
"Little fox, why don't you take Siruth and Echo with you, I suddenly remembered that I still have something to do." said. Pitifully pleading glances at her.
"Okay, but you can't run around, if you get lost, we'll find it." Probably because of my miserable state now, the little fox was also shocked, and she was happy to tease me at this time, and she did not put forward other additional conditions at this time, so she readily agreed to my request.
"Lost? Hmph, are you underestimating me as a maze killer? My face sank, and then my body shook, exuding the powerful power of the maze killer, and I was hoarse. Word for word. Forcefully questioned.
"Siruth, Ekru, Lilith, I'll see this guy look like this in the future. But don't approach it casually. The aura of an idiot with a sense of direction will be contagious. The little fox led the daughters. Pull them aside and away from me.
Bastard, since again and again. Underestimate me again and again!
"Siruth, Echolu, little black carbon, don't believe that little fox, do you think Dad is the kind of person who will get lost casually?" I smiled kindly at my daughters, and the aura of fatherly love was in full swing in an instant, come on, throw yourself into my arms, my precious daughter, that little fox is the bad guy.
"Of course not, Dad is not someone who can get lost casually." Sure enough, Siros and Acelo smiled and agreed, and stood by my side.
See, little fox, you've already lost, I looked at the little fox triumphantly, and I couldn't wait to laugh three times into the sky.
But...... It always feels like something is wrong, forget it, don't worry about the details.
"Lilith, aren't you going with us?" The little fox was about to go to the Sky Tribe with Siruth and Ekru, but they found that Little Black Carbon's footsteps were not moving, and when they turned around, they looked at Little Black Carbon and beckoned.
"I'll take you to see Daddy's statue." The two sisters also said to Xiao Hei Carbon in a seductive tone.
"No...... No, I'm ...... I'm with my dad. Little Black Carbon took a step back and hid behind me, his little hands gripping my cuffs tightly.
Although the statue is good, she once knew her father's heroic deeds from her sisters, and she actually wanted to see the great figure of her father that was preserved by the statue, but no matter how good the statue was, how could she be able to follow the real father's side? This is the simple idea of Xiao Hei Carbon's heart.
"Is that so? What a pity. Siros and Echoru sighed, and suddenly they were a little envious of Little Black Carbon, this dependence on their father, even they were inferior.
"I'll take care of the little black carbon, you guys go and come back quickly." Seeing that Little Black Carbon was willing to stay by my side, I was overjoyed, bent down, hugged her and kissed her heavily.
"Alright then, but keep an eye on Lilith, I've lost her." Seeing this, the little fox took a little princess in one hand and turned to leave.
"Let's go too." Seeing their figures disappear, I took Little Black Carbon's hand and smiled.
"Do you want Daddy to hug me?"
Little Black Carbon shook his head shyly.
"Really?"
After hesitating for a moment, Xiao Hei Carbon nodded her head imperceptibly, and only when everyone was not there, she would muster up the courage to be coquettish.
"Little Black Carbon is also a spoiled child." I laughed, feeling the greatest satisfaction as a father, and with the shy cooperation of Little Black Carbon, I squatted down and hugged her, and picked up the petite body in my arms.
"Let's go, Dad will take you for a walk, it's not Dad is bragging, speaking of the small town of La Lula, this is where Dad saw it rebuilt with his own eyes, and he is very familiar with this place, you see, a hundred meters ahead, you can see a flower shop...... Uh-!! ”
Suddenly, as if choked, I pointed ahead, my face stiffened.
Turning the corner, there was no flower shop a hundred meters ahead, and it was clearly a hot blacksmith shop.
"Ahem, it's changing so fast here, after all, more and more adventurers are pouring in, and there weren't so many people before." I coughed awkwardly and changed the subject casually.
"It's okay, let's keep going, wait until we reach the second intersection in front, turn right a short distance, you will see a biscuit shop, where the baking skills are unique in the town of La Lula, I remember it was opened by an elf aunt named Mississi, when the town of La Lula was rebuilt, she asked her daughter to bring me cookies every once in a while, what is it called...... Well, you'll find out when you go. ”
I once again took on the name of the rebuilder of the town, and explained to Xiao Hei Carbon that this time it was absolutely right, and I was in charge of her biscuit house in person. Half of the stone wall was erected, and Aunt Mississii said happily that the cookie house would be called the Prince Cookie House, which made me regret it for many days.
As a result, after turning the corner, the smile on my face disappeared again, and the trembling fingers pointed in the direction of a bustling and lush empty meadow.
"This ...... This one...... How so...... Obviously here......" I was stunned for a long time, and laughed dryly, maybe I came to the wrong place. This isn't actually the town of La Lula?
"Dad~~~" at this time. The soft little hands of the little black carbon gently stroked my face, and then brought the little face together, gently raising the tender lips. Affectionately chirped on my stiff cheeks.
"It doesn't matter. Small black carbon. As long as I can be with my dad, I'm already happy, and nothing else matters. ”
I was stunned. Immediately moved to tears, hugged the little black carbon tightly.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Dad is such an incompetent and useless stupid idiot, I originally wanted to take Little Black Carbon to visit the whole town and make Little Black Carbon happy, but I didn't expect to encounter repeated setbacks, and in turn was comforted by Little Black Carbon.
"Little Black Carbon, I'm sorry, Dad is really useless, he can't do anything." Under the comforting touch of the little black carbon, I couldn't help but bow my head in shame.
"No, Dad is a big hero in the mind of Little Black Carbon, the greatest person, and Little Black Carbon's favorite person." Little Black Carbon shook his head and put his arms around my neck, tightly.
"But now this big hero can't even lead the way." Although the comfort of the little black carbon makes my heart warm, I still can't be happy, what the hell is going on, am I really crazy to this point? Can't even recognize the place where you personally supervised the reconstruction?
"What are you two doing here?" Suddenly, an unfamiliar voice came from behind, and when I looked back, I saw a group of elven soldiers patrolling by, looking at us with strange eyes.
A pair of seemingly father and daughter, cloaked in a cloak, facing a clearing where there is nothing, as if sighing (?) It's a bit suspicious no matter how you look at it.
"You two are residents of the small town of La Lula?" So, the elven soldier's occupational illness began to be questioned in an interrogative tone.
"No......"
"You two shouldn't be elves, right?"
"Hmmm......"
"What are you doing in the small town of La Lula?"
"Coming to ...... experience"
"Was it an adventurer, a human, or some other race?"
"Human ......"
"The alliance's training area is more perfect, why do you want to come to Lalula Town to train?"
Between the questions and answers, the doubts in the elven soldiers' hearts not only did not subside, but became more vigorous.
"I think it's funny." I want to cry without tears, how could this happen.
"Can I take your cloak and hat off?" The elven soldier smiled kindly, but clenched the spear in his hand.
"This ......," I froze.
Do you want to reveal your identity? In other words, it's a question of whether these elven soldiers recognize me.
Just as I hesitated, the elven soldiers on the other side suddenly shouted.
"Sure enough, it's you!"
As he spoke, more than a dozen spears pointed at us.
How...... What's wrong? I was at a loss, could it be that I was considered a wanted criminal?
"Don't hide it anymore, you're the abominable treasure thieves who recently came to our elven border to look for ruins and caused us a lot of trouble, right?" When the elven soldiers saw that the other party still wanted to play stupid, they immediately shouted.
The human treasure thief is really cunning, and even disguised as a father and daughter, in a vain attempt to confuse the line of sight, ordinary people can never imagine that such a pair of seemingly intimate and warm father and daughter are actually despicable treasure thieves who see money and open their eyes and do whatever it takes to find treasure.
The more he thought about it, the more he felt that this was the case, the elven soldier held the spear tighter with one hand, and reached into the pocket of his waist with the other hand, as long as the other party moved, he immediately sent a signal, so that these two guys could not escape the net.
Ha...... Ha?
I'm stunned, treasure thief? Am I being mistaken for a treasure thief? Listen to the meaning of the elf soldiers, the magic ruins on their borders, it seems that they have been visited many times recently, what does this kind of thing have to do with me, it is the most correct choice to go to the Green Forest Bar immediately to arrest and torture the tomb robber pseudo-girl.
"Daddy...... What to do? "Little Black Carbon has never encountered this situation, and it is a bit panicked.
"It's okay, little black charcoal. There's Daddy here. ”
"Hmph, are you still pretending? It's useless, I've already seen through your identity. Seeing that this pair of hateful treasure thieves wanted to try to disguise their father and daughter and deceive their sympathy, the elven soldiers couldn't help but be even more angry.
It's really bad luck to meet a brainless guy.
I secretly cut off, wanting to take off my cloak and hat and reveal my identity, but I saw that there were already many people watching.
Not good. If you reveal your identity at this time. The face is lost, and the elven prince is rounded up as a treasure thief, which is a big blow to the reputation of the alliance and the elves.
Of course, it's not that you can't flash right away. These soldiers can't stop me at all. However, this would make the elven soldiers of the town of Larula lose their prestige. Let the treasure thief escape in front of everyone, is the enemy too strong, or the guards too incompetent? In all fairness. There is nothing wrong with the actions of these elf soldiers in front of them, they are suspicious themselves, they happened to encounter the treasure thief incident, and they happened to be caught, it can only be said that the aura of the quasi-tragic emperor is shining.
"Just tie your hands and come with us obediently." At this time, the elven soldier spoke again, and I heard a hint of a turnaround.
"I'll just go with you." Thinking that when I got out of everyone's onlookers, I would reveal my identity to these soldiers, so I nodded and replied unhurriedly.
"You're here to know the times." The other party gave me a suspicious look, as if he didn't expect the cunning [Treasure Thief] to be so lightly restrained.
Surrounded by more than a dozen spears, I held the little black carbon and moved slowly like a prisoner, and after a while, dozens of elven soldiers joined the escort team.
It was almost time, and I was about to take off my cloak when I was about to take off my cloak, and I was about to move away from it.
I was slightly stunned and stopped.
That person is ...... Isn't that an Elder Somako?
That's right, it's the Madeya Settlement, now renamed the Sky Tribe's Grand Elder Somako.
"What's going on?" Somako saw a large group of soldiers coming in front of him, so he naturally asked curiously.
"Elder Somako, we've arrested a treasure thief." The soldier stood up and saluted and reported the truth.
"Oh, treasure thief?" Somako turned his head, his gaze passing through the rubbing soldiers, and falling on the [prisoner] who was tightly surrounded in the center and was firmly pointed at by more than a dozen spears.
"Huh?" He suddenly lowered his head and wiped his eyes, raised his head, glanced at it in confirmation, and then rubbed his eyes desperately.
I can't be dizzy, this familiar figure, the familiar cloak style......
No matter how many times he rubbed his eyes, the familiarity still did not fade in the slightest, but became more and more intense, and finally, Somako confirmed the facts, and the crutches in his hand fell to the ground with a clatter, and his legs fell to the ground with a limp.
"Elder Somako." The soldier was shocked and angry, thinking that the elder had fallen for the terrible methods of the other party.
Unbeknownst to them, something happened that made them even more stunned, only to see Somako, who had fallen, stood up with the agility that even made them ashamed, his white beard trembled, and he rushed inside with the soldiers in front of him.
A tearful "His Royal Highness" stunned all the soldiers.
Kiss...... His Royal Highness?
Elder Somako shouldn't have fallen under some kind of curse from the other party, and he was crazy, this is a treasure thief, how can it be His Royal Highness the Prince, His Royal Highness the Prince and other figures, even if they have a great relationship with this place, it is impossible for them to appear here casually, dress up like this, and happen to be caught by themselves and others.
However, it is said that His Royal Highness is indeed a lover of (outdated) cloaks......
Thinking of this, the soldiers turned their heads one after another, and dozens of pairs of shocked and disbelieving eyes fell on the central figure in unison.
"Grandpa Somako, I'm sorry for you." Seeing that things had come to this point, I couldn't laugh or cry, and I couldn't pretend to be stupid anymore, so I took off my cloak and hat and said a word.
"Really...... It's really His Royal Highness the Prince......" Seeing the true face of the [Treasure Thief], a few of the soldiers muttered, the spear in their hands fell down, their legs were weak, and they sat on the ground with their buttocks, dumbfounded.
took a step forward and was about to support Grandpa Somako who rushed up, but when he was one step away, he suddenly knelt down and banged his head.
"I deserve to die, I deserve to die, to let His Royal Highness the Prince suffer such humiliation, to put our benefactor ...... Save our Sky Tribe. Save the town of Lalula, save the benefactors of the entire border, I ......," Somako said as he fell to the ground and wept bitterly.
"Grandpa Somako, what's wrong with you, hurry up." I didn't expect him to react so violently, I hurriedly put the little black carbon down, and then stepped forward to help Somako up, but he stubbornly refused to move. Say nothing and don't get up.
"Grandpa Somako. I'm going to get down on my knees like this. With a sigh, I was about to kneel, but Somako jumped up and hurriedly stopped me.
"Your Highness. What are you doing? You just let me lie on my stomach. I don't have the face to see you. Somako was in tears, shaking his head constantly, and his expression was in a trance.
"Elder Somako. It's not your fault, it's our blind eyes that mistake His Royal Highness for a treasure thief. The first dozen or so elven soldiers couldn't help but stand up with shame on their faces when they saw Somako blaming himself so much.
It's just that...... Why didn't His Royal Highness reveal his identity in the first place? If he revealed it at first......
These elven soldiers thought secretly in their hearts, and were suddenly startled.
At that time, there were so many onlookers nearby, if His Royal Highness the Prince revealed his identity, then his own line of His Royal Highness as a treasure thief, and even the entire elf clan, would become a laughing stock.
His Royal Highness was so careful, thinking about himself and his own family's face, but he and others kept questioning him as a treasure thief, recalling the scene just now, these elf soldiers blushed and dripped, and they were ashamed and wanted to kill themselves immediately.
"What a big deal, can you all listen to me?" Seeing that one of these people on the left was depressed, and the other on the right was ashamed and wanted to die, my head immediately became big.
"Originally, I came here to bring my daughter to practice, and I didn't want to disturb everyone, so I didn't inform Mayor Lamanya and Grandpa Somako." After a pause and a glance at everyone, I continued.
"Then, because of something, she was a little suspicious and suspicious by the soldiers, and she didn't do anything wrong, she just fulfilled her obligations."
"And then." My eyes fell on Somako: "Grandpa Somako, you don't know about this matter at all, and you haven't done anything wrong, why should you apologize, so to put it mildly, I still didn't think it through myself." ”
"Your Highness is kind-hearted, and Somako is grateful, but this time...... This time I really don't have the face to see you, and I don't have the face to face the entire Sky Tribe anymore, I ...... I ......"
I've already said this, but Somako still can't untie the knot, and still mutters to himself in frustration.
Saved everyone, and gave the sky tribe a huge glory, no matter how to repay the benefactor who can't repay this kindness, the hero, now his statue, still towering in the central square of the sky tribe, admired and worshiped by everyone, now, he finally came back, but was arrested as a treasure thief, this ridiculous and sad thing, it really happened, not only himself, the entire sky tribe, from now on will be shameless to face others.
The more he thought about it, the more desperate Somako became, and he only felt that he was a sinner who had plunged the entire tribe into the abyss, and that it was not a pity to die.
It's over, it seems that there is no way to cheer up Grandpa Somako in a few words, and when I saw Somako's expression, I secretly said in my heart.
At this time, you can only come up with your own trick - change the topic.
"By the way, I'm curious why everyone is so wary of treasure thieves, can you tell me what has happened lately? Grandpa Somako. ”
"I ...... I ...... "Somako's spirit is still in a trance."
"It's inconvenient to say here, a few over there, can you please lead the way and find a place to sit down?" I casually beckoned to the elven soldiers in front of me.
"When...... Of course, please go this way, Your Royal Highness. The elven soldiers were stunned and hurriedly saluted.
"Trouble, and everyone, please continue to return to your post, the order of Lalula Town depends on you." After comforting the other elven soldiers, I took the little black carbon in one hand and Somako in the other, and left under the leadership of the elven soldiers.
It wasn't until the figure disappeared for a long time that the dozens of elven soldiers who stayed in place picked up the spears on the ground in despair, their eyes were blank, and what happened just now was like a dream and a nightmare for them, and they actually pointed a gun at His Royal Highness the prince and escorted him as a treasure thief.
Suddenly, there was a choked sobbing sound around him, it turned out to be the dozen or so elf soldiers who first discovered His Royal Highness the Prince and regarded him as a treasure thief, among which seven or eight women were about to collapse, and couldn't help crying loudly, several male soldiers were also gloomy, they were all residents of the border town, and they had endured the life-saving grace of His Royal Highness the Prince, and from time to time they would go to the Sky Tribe to visit the statue, bless and thank their benefactors, but now, they personally disposed of the owner of the statue as a treasure thief.
When the rest of the elven soldiers saw this scene, they all shook their heads, picked up their spears, and left without saying a word, leaving the dozen or so elven soldiers as if they were isolated.
Although they have done nothing wrong, how many people can truly uphold the heart of justice? More or less, the other elven soldiers will have a grudge against these more than ten culprits in their hearts......
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