Sunday, April 15, 2012.

Lunar year of Renchen (Year of the Dragon), Jiachen month, Bingwu day, March 25.

It is advisable to travel, break the wall, and meet relatives and friends; Do not heal, bury, and act falsely!

"Another throw, a high-flying throw-in, and time is running out for the Dodgers......"

Amid the rustle of an old-fashioned radio, Steve Rogers opened his eyes, wearing a white shirt with "SSR" written on it and standard khaki soldier pants and cowhide combat boots underneath. A lady in military uniform pushed the door in and said with a sweet smile of five plus signs: "Hi, captain, good morning...... Or should I say, good afternoon. ”

Steve sat up from his hospital bed, a slow-turning three-bladed fan above him and a white gauze curtain fluttering in the wind. He glanced at the lady officer and asked, "Where am I?" ”

The lady replied, "In a post-operative recovery room in New York." ”

Steve glanced at the old radio that was still broadcasting and asked again, "Where the hell am I?" ”

The lady shook her head: "Captain, I don't quite understand what you mean. ”

Steve stood up, pointed to the radio and said, "This game was in May 1941, I know because I was there. I ask you again, where am I? ”

The lady officer looked embarrassed, and secretly pressed the infrared signal transmitter in her hand, while pale in defense: "Please listen to my explanation, captain......"

Before she could finish speaking, two special combat team members with loaded guns pushed the door and walked in. Steve, as the captain of the hips (crossed out) and the gymnastics captain (crossed out) Captain America said that he had never seen this kind of uniform in the Allies at all, so it must be that the German devils did not run, and they didn't say, fight!

The fists of the two casseroles slammed into the chests of the two special operators, knocking them out with a clatter. They destroyed the thin wooden walls, crushed a machine more than half a meter high, and the fan curtains disappeared immediately, leaving only bare white walls.

The U.S. team was shocked, what a black technology this is, this must be the secret research institute of the devil, it should be a heavy army, and I am definitely not an opponent by myself. What I didn't say, the strategy is transferred, and the strategy must be transferred! He jumped over the tattered machine in three or two steps, and slipped away with two long legs.

It can be seen that the king of soldiers and the king of agents have the same trick, and the first thing to do is to run fast!

The boiled egg came out of the shadows and saw the broken machine with a pain in his flesh: "Damn, I'm going to lose money again." Coulson, How much is a large mimic machine at Stark Industries? ”

Coulson replied, "$8,000." ”

"Report 16,000."

"Yes."

After arranging the reimbursement process, Lu Dan said to the lady officer, "Be smart, agent." Can't you tell him he's recording? ”

Qu Qu, a female secret service worker, said: "Sir, in the 40s, football games were generally not recorded and broadcast. ”

"He's just a poor kid born in the slums of Brooklyn, and he knows a piece of." Lu Dan reprimanded: "You just said that this is specially recorded for the president, it is a special offering, can he refute you?" ”

Female Agent: "......"

The boiled egg pressed the headset and asked, "Where is the captain now?" ”

"He was running fast along Ninth Avenue and ran four red lights in a row, and he was already wanted by the traffic police. Hey, he stopped and sat on the sidewalk in Times Square. ”

"Understood, I'll go now."

"The traffic police?"

"Of course it's gone, are they still going to put a ticket on Captain America's face?"

"Yes."

A moment later, several Chevrolets stopped in front of the American team, and the boiled eggs got out of the car and were about to come forward to negotiate, when Coulson suddenly said, "Sir, let me come." ”

Braised eggs: "? ”

Coulson said euphemistically: "Your appearance is too powerful, I am afraid it will cause unnecessary misunderstandings." ”

What a mighty one, you just say that I have a sideways face!

"It's okay, let him come, I trust him." The U.S. team suddenly spoke.

The neck of the braised egg was raised, and he was very proud.

"It seems that the battle heroes who are still legends have more vision, can go beyond appearance, and can distinguish good and evil from people at a glance."

The American team sat on the curb of the road, looked up at the boiled eggs, and said with a wry smile: "I believe that it is precisely because of your appearance that the Germans have always regarded colored people as inappropriate, and you are so dark, you are definitely not a devil." ”

Boiled eggs: "......"

After the American team finished speaking, he realized that "I'm sorry, my brain is a little messed up and I said something I shouldn't have said." Are you angry? ”

The boiled egg cheeky jumped twice: "No." ”

"That's good." Team America looked left and right: "Can you tell me what's going on now?" ”

"First of all, I want to apologize for the poor performance just now."

"Why the show?"

"Because we want you to accept it step by step."

"Accept what?"

"The fact that you have been asleep for 70 years."

Captain Mei took a breath and asked, "Where the hell am I?" ”

"As you can see, this is New York, and we're in New York Square, don't you recognize it?"

"It's similar, but it's much more beautiful than I remember. And ......" The American team looked at a man in the distance who was lighting a cigarette with a flame from his little thumb, and said, "We all used matches at that time." ”

Damn the Fire Transmission Department, which makes things even harder to explain.

Lu Dan replied, "Times will always progress, Captain. ”

The American team looked in the other direction, and the three bad boys were blowing the skirts of the passing girls with the simplest of wind magic. "It seems that the improvement is not very large, and we did that kind of thing back then."

Lu Dan frowned, pointed at the three bad boys, and said bluntly: "Drag it out and fight!" ”

More than 200 agents rushed forward like wolves.

The U.S. team asked again, "What year is it?" ”

"In 2012?"

"Did humans establish a colony on Mars?"

Braised eggs: "...... No. ”

"Did you spot the aliens?"

"Nope."

"Has the Earth Federation been formed?"

"Nope."

"Eradication of poverty?"

"Nope."

"Eradicate famine?"

"Not either."

"Well, it seems that Bucky is right, what is written in the textbooks is all liars and fools." The American team covered their faces: "Nothing has changed, what have you been doing for the past 70 years?" ”

The boiled egg was speechless.

yes, what have we been doing for the past 70 years?

The boiled egg recalled it and found that it was infighting, infighting, infighting, infighting...... And then he doesn't recall anymore.

Because it's so bad.

After stabilizing his mood, he said to the American team: "Captain, I know you just woke up and need to rest, but I have a very bad thing to tell you." ”

The American team said indifferently: "Say, I have nothing to fear now." ”

"Hydra is at war with us. ”

The American team was speechless: "You haven't killed the hydra yet?" ”

The boiled egg said embarrassedly: "We thought it had been wiped out." ”

"At least this arrogance is as authentic as it was 70 years ago." The U.S. team stood up from the curb of the road, patted their buttocks and said, "Okay, what do you need me to do?" ”

"Give experience, then fight!"

"It's good. The last time I played Hydra cost me a date, hopefully this time won't cost me more. As soon as he heard that he was going to fight the Hydra, the American team's anti-archery treasure suddenly came to his senses and asked, "Sir, do you have any detailed information?" ”

"Of course, get in the car, let's go back and talk."

As soon as the boiled egg finished speaking, a golden-red steel suit fell from the sky, and Iron Man's cynical voice came out: "I don't mean anything else, I'm just coming to see the acquaintances that my father mentioned." Hey, Captain, you're so much more handsome than in the photos, come on, laugh! ”

With a click, Iron Man took a photo, and without waiting for everyone to react, he flew into the sky with a whoosh.

"I know you S.H.I.E.L.D. don't like me, so let's go, don't send it."

Lu Dan looked embarrassed and was about to explain, but he heard the American team say excitedly: "Isn't this a robot?" Great, there's finally one thing in the textbook that's true! ”

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Last week's recommended votes plus more: 3/6.

There should be no more nights, so let's go to bed early