As soon as Qiao Bei lifted the quilt, he saw Ling Shan, who was on his waist sideways, with one hand hanging down, and one leg still resting on the hospital bed where Qiao Bei had just slept in.

A proper side kick, the action is very standardized.

Qiao Bei was furious: "Dead strip, what are you kicking me for?" Did I mess with you again? ”

"Didn't you mess with me?" Ling Shan raised her mobile phone and shouted with a sneer: "The evidence is conclusive, do you still have to quibble?" ”

...... The boat capsized in the gutter!

When did this dead note enter Jingding's WeChat group?

Gotta get kicked out!

It's just that the leader of the group is Meng Yao, and he doesn't have this power.

Special, point back, pure point back!

"What's that...... I'll just make a joke with them......" Qiao Bei got up from the ground and grinned at Ling Shan.

"Just kidding, am I kidding you?"

After a night and a morning of tossing, Ling Shan was already desperate for the words 'bitter mouth'.

To deal with sluts, you have to use ruthless tricks.

"What are you supposed to do, don't come to the public security hospital." Ling Shan spoke directly in the group, cutting off Qiao Bei's idea of dragging people.

It's just that she didn't know that these people were personally recruited by Qiao Bei.

Henchmen, must be henchmen!

"Ah...... Xiaobei, it turns out that you were raised by a female strip......" Lu Weiwei laughed.

"I have literary young women, and I don't have the slightest interest in female men." Qiao Bei hid from Ling Shan, and yelled in WeChat: "I can't see anyone for ten minutes, deduct ~~~ money!" ”

In the last two words, Qiao Bei yelled with all his might.

Zhu Mingming immediately responded: "Huang Shiren, this time you just sit and take a good look at Yang Bailao's performance!" ”

A group of people still have to come over, Ling Shan has no choice, the landlord Qiao is the proper boss of Jingding, and he is just a small secretary, or temporary.

Holding back her anger, Ling Shan stretched out her hand to Qiao Bei: "Slut, turn in your phone." ”

"Why?"

Qiao Bei immediately clutched the mobile phone tightly in his hand and glared angrily!

What are you kidding, if you want to call Hao Jing later, how can the phone be handed over to you?

"With this!" Ling Shan clenched her hands into fists, pressed her knuckles and gurgled, shook her neck again, and flicked her legs.

"! Can you do something new than solve the problem with violence? I'll just ask you, can you do something new? ”

Qiao Bei was furious, but he couldn't do anything.

If you really don't pay it, this beating has come to you properly, and this dead note has not had a good face since he came back last night.

"One trick is enough for you."

Ling Shan was still dismissive, which made Qiao Bei indignant.

With a roll of his eyes, he pulled open his trouser belt with one hand and inserted the phone into the front.

Is the master still afraid of you? Can't cure you? Will you still be mixed up in the future?

Qiao Bei then felt a chill in a certain area.

Yes, it's cold, it's not comfortable.

"Slut!" Ling Shan gritted her teeth when she saw Qiao Bei's rogue tricks.

You can beat this slut with your own hands, but you can still go to the slut...... Robbing? I'm also a girl.

"Feel free to scold ......" Qiao Bei's treacherous plan succeeded, and he was in a good mood: "Dead strip, you can tell me, my one hundred and thirty-three yuan and three cents a day, not counting selling my body, I have to bear all kinds of beatings, scolding and abuse from you...... The price has to go up, the price must go up! ”

"Die!" Ling Shan was disgusted.

"Okay......

Qiao Bei turned around and was about to go out, but was calmed by the evil aura in Ling Shan's eyes, he came back, stretched out his hand to touch his nose, and said with a smile: "Isn't this meeting all the needs of customers, look at you, and you're still anxious, otherwise, I will say a few ways to die, you can choose one?" ”

"Lie on the bed!" Ling Shan shouted again.

"Order!"

Qiao Bei twisted his waist back to the hospital bed, and smiled at Ling Shan: "Do you want a wide coat?" Even though it's daytime, I don't mind being honest with each other at noon in order to improve customer satisfaction. ”

"Shut up!" Ling Shan didn't want to pay attention to this slut.

"I'm going to pay the public grain, but you don't accept it, no wonder I don't pay it then, my service is in place......"

Qiao Bei muttered a sentence and honestly lay down on the hospital bed.

Dead strips have a murderous aura, you must be patient, if you can't bear it, you will make a big plan!

Qiao Bei lay down for a few minutes, bored, and thought that Hao Jing should reply to his message, and glanced at Ling Shan with squinted eyes.

Dead Tiaozi is holding a tablet to watch Korean dramas, a great opportunity......

Qiao Bei hooked his waist and pulled the quilt from the ground, trembled, and saw Ling Shan glance at it, and pretended to cover himself again.

In a minute, as if the light was very dazzling, he covered his head again, and then, taking out his mobile phone from a certain situation, stretched out his face to check.

Hao Jing still didn't reply to the message.

The WeChat group exploded, and Zhu Mingming posted several identical questions in a row: "In which room?" ”

"In ......"

Qiao Bei had just finished typing a word, the quilt was lifted coldly, Ling Shan pressed Qiao Bei with one hand, and quickly snatched the phone from Qiao Bei's hand with the other hand, and immediately jumped away.

Qiao Bei's movements in the quilt were clearly seen by Ling Shan outside, and he scolded the stupid man in his heart, and as soon as his brain moved, he tiptoed over and successfully attacked him.

Qiao Beiteng bounced up from the bed and was furious: "Dead note, return the phone to me, hurry up!" ”

"Don't pay it back!" Ling Shan's mouth was hooked, and her eyebrows were smiling.

"It's time for a message quietly, you hurry up and return me!" Qiao Bei rushed to Ling Shan in a few steps and said angrily: "I'm not joking with you, return the phone to me!" ”

"Don't pay it back!"

"Still not yet?"

"I won't pay it back!"

Ling Shan smiled evilly and stuffed the mobile phone into the cover of her hospital gown, and raised her head at Qiao Beiyi: "You have the ability to rob it, I won't beat you into Zhu Bajie, I don't have the surname Ling." ”

Qiao Bei has a room with himself, and he has to wear a hood, otherwise, with this slut's cheap behavior, he won't be seen by him?

"Die~~strip~~!"

Qiao Bei gritted his teeth, Ling Shan learned his own way, and he didn't say anything, but also spoke and intimidated, oh no, it's not intimidation! I really want to touch this dead white rabbit, she can really beat herself into a pig.

Last time, I was just unintentionally, and after grabbing so many times, I was beaten by this dead stick......

Sizzle......

Qiao Bei's body couldn't help but tremble.

However, if you don't get your mobile phone, if Hao Jing calls or WeChat responds to a message, you can't see it.

She only had seven days to stay in the ancient city!

Every minute spent here, oh no, every second, is reducing every happiness I have with Hao Jing.

Gotta get your phone!

Qiao Bei leaned in front of Ling Shan's bed, his eyes swept around Ling Shan's department, swept and swept back, but still didn't move.

The phone was in the hood, the hood was in the hospital gown, and the buttons of the hospital gown were all fastened.

If you take the liberty of doing it, let alone not being able to get your mobile phone, as soon as you touch the button of your clothes, it will definitely be a fat beating.

If you are not careful, and you encounter this dead white rabbit again, you don't have to think about it, this dead strip will not stay alive......

What to do?

"What are you looking at?" Ling Shan, who was watching the Korean drama, swept Qiao Bei*'s eyes, and immediately pulled the quilt over and covered herself directly.

Qiao Bei was completely desperate.

If there was a 1 in 10,000 chance before, now, even this last opening has been blocked.

There is not a single room for it.

What to do?

What to do???

Qiao Bei was so anxious that he turned around at the head of the bed, turning around......

With a flash of inspiration, Qiao Bei thought about it.

Standing in front of Ling Shan's bed, Qiao Bei leaned over, slowly approached Ling Shan, and said with a cheap smile: "Master Shan, the concubine is ready to serve you, look ......"

"Get out!"

Ling Shan glared angrily, but Qiao Bei was not afraid, still smiling cheaply, getting closer and closer to Ling Shan's face, between the two, only a few inches apart, Qiao Bei pouted, and said with a cheap smile: "The concubine will send a fragrant kiss first, Master Shan, you taste it, it is absolutely fresh......"

Qiao Bei even stuck out his tongue disgustingly and licked his lips to ensure that his lips were shiny and shiny.

Ling Shan looked at Qiao Bei's cheap appearance, and heard Qiao Bei call himself Shanye, she laughed angrily, and her heart couldn't help but move......

"Master Shan, come on......"

Qiao Bei shouted again, the lips of the two were only half an inch apart.

Ling Shan came to her senses, reached out and took the tablet between the two, and Qiao Bei's lips kissed the tablet directly.

Qiao Bei still didn't stagnate, his whole face pressed against the tablet, and it was attached to Ling Shan's mouth.

The two kissed one indirectly.

Ling Shan's face was slightly red, and she immediately reached out to push Qiao Bei away, but her eyes were a little evasive.

How could Qiao Bei stop there, leaned over again, and said with a cheap smile in his mouth: "Master Shan, this kiss is good?" One kiss isn't enough? Then another kiss. ”

"Dead open!" Ling Shan stretched out her hand and pushed Qiao Bei away.

Qiao Bei leaned on again: "Come on, one time to live, two times to be ripe ......"

"Are you going to get out?" Ling Shan was a little irritable with Qiao Bei's dead face.

"Okay, the concubine will come in and roll a small sheet with Shanye!"

Qiao Bei actually wanted to lift the quilt.

Ling Shan sat up and raised his legs, and Qiao Bei was kicked to the clinic.

"Master Shan, don't worry, the concubine can't fight back, can't scold back, a proper slave, don't believe it, you can taste it again......"

Qiao Bei's cheap appearance of leaning over again made Ling Shan angry and funny, turned over from the bed, and struck Qiao Bei's forehead with his fingers: "If you are not honest, I will beat you." ”

"You beat! You beat! You're going to beat the concubine to death! ”

Qiao Bei quietly stretched out his two hands, and while coquettishly talking to Ling Shan, he took the opportunity to grab Ling Shan's two shoulders and shook them violently.

This is the moment to wait!

Don't you dare to touch your white rabbit, don't you dare to shake the phone down? Let the master look at you loosely, will you miss this opportunity?

But Qiao Bei shook for a long time, but he couldn't hear a sound.

The phone didn't fall off.

Ling Shan laughed, grabbed Qiao Bei's wrist, twisted Qiao Bei's arm with a grappling hand, and laughed: "Slut, I knew that you stared at me and didn't have a good fart, I'm a criminal policeman, will I let you be a thief?" ”

It is true that it is loosely tied, and it is uncomfortable to sleep if it is too tight. But if you really keep putting it there, then it definitely won't work, I'm a girl anyway. What's more, seeing that slut is unwilling to give up, in case he really comes to his chest to grab ......

"Where did you put it?" Qiao Bei kept struggling.

"You don't care where I put it, it's a place you can never find anyway, haha......" Ling Shan laughed.

"You let go of me!" Qiao Bei was angry, he had bent his knees and bowed just now, but he didn't expect that this dead man had already defended himself.

For a mobile phone, what a special master fights wits and courage!

"Honest?" Ling Shan still had a smile on her face.

"Honest!" Qiao Bei knelt properly.

When it comes to fighting, you have to go up ten.

"Landlord Qiao......" Zhu Mingming pushed the door in, and saw Ling Shan twisting one of Qiao Bei's arms, he was stunned, and stammered: "You...... Which one are you playing? ”

The organization has finally arrived.

"Obviously, save the ......" Qiao Bei saw everyone coming, and immediately shouted, Ling Shan looked at the people in Jingding, and it was not good to twist Qiao Bei anymore.

After all, people are good managers of a company.

As soon as Ling Shan let go, Qiao Bei immediately pulled Zhu Mingming in front of Ling Shan, and shouted: "Block for thirty seconds, one second less, deduct a hundred, no, deduct a thousand!" ”

When Qiao Bei was twisted by Ling Shan, he had already seen the corner of his mobile phone exposed under the pillow on Ling Shan's hospital bed, and when he saw the arrival of the guards, how could he not rob it?

As soon as he finished speaking, the person immediately rushed to the pillow, and the whole person threw himself on the bed, reaching out and grabbing the mobile phone.

Ling Shan's own hidden things, naturally counted, saw Qiao Bei move, he knew that something was wrong, and hurriedly wanted to go over to stop it, but Zhu Mingming stretched out his arms and stopped him, and the people behind followed him one after another, standing side by side with Zhu Mingming.

If you don't do anything, you just stop it.

Block one second less, deduct a thousand yuan, and the landlord Qiao also did it.

When Qiao Bei got his mobile phone, he immediately rolled on the bed, went down from the other side, and no longer had any worries, and snatched the door.

"Stop...... Slut, you stop me! ”

Ling Shan saw Qiao Bei escape, and everyone blocked it again, she was anxious for a while, and shouted: "Xiaobei, really don't go out, it's dangerous outside!" ”

Of course, Qiao Bei couldn't hear it.

I heard it, and I pretended not to hear it.

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