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In fact, many people have not seen this kind of sanction method.

First, no one will be as knowledgeable as a girl, and second, many times, it may not be so bad that they will not be sanctioned by their teammates.

Coincidentally, the number three ran into it in this way.

Seeing that No. 4 was losing the chance of being saved in front of him, even if No. 3 had a good mentality, it would not exist at this time.

When Roar Two came to save people, she suddenly discovered a new problem. No. 2 didn't know when he drove the car away, not to mention, this time he was already 108,000 kilometers away from them!

I have to say that the most admired thing about the alpaca is him. When it comes to running away to make a living, he's definitely the best one.

Don't look at the unreliable in the old game, but whenever you encounter something in reality, the old way is definitely the most reliable backing and shoulder.

In the past few years, everyone has long been familiar with each other, so some of the bad tastes on weekdays have also been treated as interesting tastes.

It's like Lao Dao, although he loves meat very much, but when he eats too much meat, he also needs a little bit of green vegetables to relieve his greasyness.

The most interesting thing is that the old way you ran away, and even sent a message to No. 3.

"There are a lot of them, I can't beat them, withdraw first!"

Originally, it was three to two and a half, and that half was the old way. At this time, the old road ran away, not to mention, No. 4 lost the opportunity to be rescued because No. 3 was restricted and became a box, and No. 3 killed the three over there alone.

The alpaca originally thought that the third was going to be finished, but just as the fun was a little less, she was relieved of her restrictions, intending to let her live a little longer, and get a good feel for what is called the real desperate situation, so she saw that the third opened a new method there.

After opening the microphone of all the staff, he shouted directly to the other side.

"The little brother and sister on the other side can not let me go, my teammate hung up, and another teammate also abandoned me and went to the research institute. Boom! ”

It seems that in order to show a soft relationship, the third at this time speaks a lot softly.

If there is no previous experience, if the alpaca encounters a person like No. 3 under normal circumstances, it will definitely let her go.

In the next moment, the opposite side was really the same as the alpaca thought, and at the same time as the surprise No. 3 was a girl, after learning that one of the two remaining in their team was a lone wolf, he immediately invited him warmly.

"You're a young lady? That's good, it just so happens that there is one person in our team, you get in our car, let's play together! ”

Seeing No. Three's treatment, the alpaca was ready to let her feel the desperation of not being able to control the character, but she heard No. Three shake her head.

"No, no, I have a bit of a card, you guys play, I'll find a place to get to the finals first." When the other side thinks that No. 3 has a lot of personality, the alpaca understands it. It seems to be a problem with Number Four! No. 3 must be afraid that No. 4 will think too much, otherwise, according to No. 3's urine nature, it is impossible to let this good wild team have a chance to survive, and choose to continue to be a lone wolf.

The most important thing is that the alpaca suddenly thinks that the number three is quite stupid. I didn't know that I would be sanctioned after maliciously eliminating my teammates!

It is conservatively estimated that she should have received the corresponding sanction reminder on her side. It's just that in the old saying, most of the people who play competitive games are blind.

So the odds that the number three may not see the prompt, not to mention that it should be quite large.

After No. 3 put away his gun and lay on the ground to show goodwill to the opposite party, he made sure that the other party really wanted to let him go, so he quickly jumped and left.

Although she wasn't sure if she was scolding in her heart, the alpaca had been waiting for the last right opportunity.

Let her feel what is called real despair! If she had used the restricted movement privilege early and uninterrupted, it was estimated that Number Three would have left the game early, thus losing the best chance of her being taught a lesson.

To fight a snake, you have to hit seven inches, and you have to learn to use it if you pierce your heart.

Soon, the alpaca waited for the most suitable opportunity.

When she saw that No. 3 was about to use instant lightning to extinguish the two people, before she could react, the alpaca had already turned on the permission to restrict behavior.

As soon as the thunder sounded, No. 3, who could have destroyed the team, could only watch himself fall to the ground, and was even knocked to death by the two of them who replaced the frying pan.

Although I really want to call the second to save myself, I find that the second is like poison, and always maintains the mode of the farthest safe distance from himself!

After this game, although I met the No. 3 who was angry on the surface, I was in a very unhappy mood. But when he saw that No. 3 was sanctioned by himself, he didn't want it, and the alpaca's mind naturally improved instantly.

Teasing yourself? Then you have to see if you have eaten more salt yourself!

It's one thing not to put her at ease, it's another thing to want to teach her a lesson and make her amusement.

After all, No. 3 is still too tender and has not been beaten by society. What I gave her this time was just a painless lesson.

Considering that it is summer, when Lao Dao Gou reaches the top ten, he will peel the crayfish with his hands.

Maybe when the days are too leisurely, you will be targeted by your daughter-in-law.

Just when I was comfortable peeling a few lobsters here, I received a phone call from my daughter-in-law.

"Alpaca, I just went out to pick up the courier, but I forgot what my name was......"

The alpaca daughter-in-law is also very speechless, she went to Xi'an, and was always called the relationship between the alpaca daughter-in-law and her sister-in-law, and suddenly came back directly to get the express delivery, and the person directly forgot his original name.

After thinking about it for a long time, I really forgot what my name was, so I had no choice but to call the alpaca to ask clearly.

The alpaca was asked by his daughter-in-law, and he was originally stealing crayfish at this time, but he forgot what his daughter-in-law's name was for a while!

"That is called ......" After thinking about it, the alpaca began to think about what his daughter-in-law was called, as if he had been calling his daughter-in-law since he got married, and he had never called her by her name again.

Swallowing his saliva inexplicably, the alpaca quickly opened to find the marriage certificate at home.

The daughter-in-law seemed to be in a hurry to ask, but she didn't hear the alpaca speak for a few seconds, so she asked again.

"What's the situation with you!"

The subtext, that is, I even forgot the name of my daughter-in-law?

"Feng ......"

As soon as I found the marriage certificate, I said a surname, and my daughter-in-law immediately received a prompt.

"That's right! My name is Fengfeng! Without waiting for the alpaca to explain to his daughter-in-law why he was slow to respond just now, the daughter-in-law had already hung up the phone.

I originally thought that I wanted to be busy with the courier, so I forgot about the bad record I just had, which Cheng thought, the retribution came very quickly.

My daughter-in-law was prepared.

Before the second game of eating chicken between the alpaca and the old way ended, a new takeaway brother came to the door.

When he saw that the takeaway brother brought ten catties of spicy crayfish, the alpaca was confused.

"I didn't order this takeout?" The alpaca was confused.

Even if he wants to eat crayfish, he has already bought it himself? What's going on with this takeaway?

"That's right, it was your daughter-in-law who ordered it, you look at the list, there are remarks on it." As soon as the takeaway brother finished reminding him, the alpaca's daughter-in-law Fengfeng called.

"The crayfish have arrived, haven't they? Peel all ten pounds for me and send them over! ”

Hearing that her daughter-in-law said this, she hung up the phone directly, and the alpaca refused from the heart.

Ten pounds of crayfish, peeled by hand? Play too!

I regret it inexplicably, how can I forget my daughter-in-law's name, otherwise, this would not have been a trouble!

"Little brother, let's discuss, help me peel ten catties of crayfish, how about two hundred yuan?"

Although if you want to peel crayfish specifically, it will take an hour at most.

But at the end of this hour, the alpaca felt that he would be particularly aggrieved.

Looking at the relationship between the little brother and the good face, it is estimated that he should be very good at talking, and the alpaca asked tentatively.

It was already three o'clock in the afternoon, which happened to be the coldest time in the food delivery industry.

After changing his shoes, the takeaway brother immediately went to the dining table and put on disposable gloves to start drying.

The little brother doesn't look very old, and when he plays the game here, he chats with the other party.

After hearing the little brother shouting that he had just closed his eyes in college, he was being arranged by his family to experience work at this time.

The other party didn't say much, and the alpaca didn't continue to ask anything.

I was about to shout to the little brother to end up adding friends after a while, and when the time came, we would play chicken together, and my mother called.

After learning that my parents shouted that a store I bought for me had been demolished some time ago, I already had a demolition payment in hand.

The alpaca in the store still has some impressions, but I didn't want to be on it in my mind, but I don't want to be demolished all of a sudden. A sum of demolition money has been paid, and more than 970,000 yuan has arrived.

I just heard the news from my parents, and the next step was that the corresponding money had arrived.

The alpaca didn't plan to ask for this money, but if they didn't, their parents were not at ease.

The alpaca responded with a good salute, and casually took out a sum from the private account, so that it was just a whole piece, and when the time came, it was directly transferred to a regular place. When I finished talking to my parents on the phone, I saw that Lao Dao was driving around the world, and he was happy to continue chatting with the little brother next to him.

When I heard the takeaway brother shouting, the demolition they also encountered, and the people who got 100 million yuan, I could only admire the other party's ability.

I just changed nearly one million stores, if it was 1.1 billion, how many stores would I have!

"Look at your door, what does your family do?"

According to what the little brother said, he experienced life by himself, and when he used to think that he was just a strong self-esteem, but now it doesn't look like it at all!

"Real estate." The little brother laughed evilly, and casually pointed to the car key he had just placed at the door.

After taking a closer look at the alpaca, I realized that this guy is amazing! I actually drove a Maserati to deliver takeaway crayfish to myself, not to mention, I actually stayed for the cost of peeling crayfish for 200 yuan an hour!

"Tell me honestly, do you have any bad intentions for me! First of all, I don't do it! ”

But he didn't want to, the takeaway brother directly pointed to the air conditioner on their house, and shouted helplessly, "It's not your air conditioner yet, you can rest assured." ”

After an in-depth understanding, the alpaca realized that the relationship between the children of a rich family was emotional, so he was directly arranged by the old man in the family to work. In the words of the old man, if you don't earn a hundred yuan a day, don't go home.

In the hot summer, although there is an air conditioner blowing in the car, how can it be comfortable to stay at home.

The most important thing is that the little brother seriously suspects that after he goes home today, if the old man reacts, he will definitely call the assistant to take away his car keys.

At this time, you can enjoy it under the air conditioner, not to mention, by the way, there are two hundred oceans to take, so naturally why not do it.

Because of this person's very interesting relationship, when the two rounds came down, the alpaca ended eating chicken with the old way early, and directly accompanied the little brother to peel crayfish together, and by the way, they chatted about some topics related to the daily life of demolition.

When it comes to what gifts to give to my mother, alpacas have a lot of experience.

After learning that the little brother's mother usually likes to use cash for jade and mahjong, he immediately suggested to speak out.

"Then buy a bag, buy a bag that is about the same size, and you can just put the money in it to play."

If you put too much, it will be heavier, but if you put it in the same way, it will be more appropriate.

Playing mahjong, they all like to use cash, after all, the kind of feeling you come and go, only cash can be experienced!

When the alpaca said this, the little brother immediately responded.

In view of the fact that the task given by his father is too difficult, the next plan is to officially pick a gift for my mother to send over.

If you please your mother, this kind of hard work will be officially over!

Hearing the little brother's idea, the alpaca understood that the effect of simply sending the bag would definitely not be achieved.

"You wait for me."

Given that he had little change to make up for his parents' money, the alpaca felt the need to take the opportunity to sell something and make a small fortune.

He casually took down two hundred rough stones from the display shelf and put them directly in front of the little brother.

"You see, it's better to spend a little more money on this, it's more intentional than just buying a bag.

As long as you have money, you can buy a bag. Even if it's a limited edition, it's just a matter of time and high price.

But these two rough stones in the alpaca's hands are not things that money can buy!

It is estimated that this little brother should also know jade, so the alpaca decided to help him by the way.

Just as the alpaca thought, as soon as the two rough stones were placed on the table, the little brother's glasses lit up in an instant.

"I'll go, brother, where did you get this good thing? Are you willing to sell these two pieces to me? ”

The takeaway brother's real name is Yihao, and after seeing the two rough stones, as soon as he took off his gloves, he couldn't put it down.

Thinking that the alpaca was taken from that shelf before, I felt a little violent.