Chapter 270: Magic
Staring at the tights on his body, patting the big R on his chest, Elder Tang, who had blue hair on his head, had already crawled over 10,000 grass and mud horses in his heart.
I'm going to wear such disgusting clothes for Mao! I'm going to say such disgusting lines for Mao?! Still fat, still black fat beckoning to us again? Anyway, the lines written by the eldest lady are too embarrassing, right? In other words, are we the villains, or the fat friends of the eldest son of Chu?!
Elder Tang collapsed and vomited on the side, and beside him, the women's clothing boss Weslin, who wore Musashi's signature fuchsia hairstyle, was standing next to Tang Seng's version of Kojiro at this moment, ashamed, and a faint flush appeared on his very handsome perverted face.
Lowering her head, Wei Linlin (Lao Wei's nickname for women's clothing) was very shy and pulled the corner of her short skirt, thinking very shyly under the gaze of everyone.
Although, although it is nice to be able to wear a skirt openly, this hairstyle is too strange, right? It looks like a Super Saiyan, and the short skirt should be with long hair, the shoes should be white boots, and the letters on the chest are also strange, why R? It should be W and V, that's the capital letter of my name.
Seeing that the judges present and the contestants from other hotels all looked at themselves with shocked expressions, Lao Wei twisted and grabbed the two hairy legs under his short skirt, and said very shyly.
"Don't get me wrong, I'm not a pervert in women's clothing, and I don't like to wear women's clothes, it's just a work need, I, I don't like to wear women's clothes."
Everyone present silently stared at the shy and twisted purple-haired pervert.
I don't see it at all........
As for the Maozi brothers in front of Lao Wei and Tang Seng........ Well, the Maozi brothers, who were wearing a giant meow meow doll costume, did not complain loudly in their hearts like Tang Seng, nor did they express their opinions on their own clothing like Wei Linlin, in fact, the Maozi brothers who wore a meow meow costume just squatted on the ground obediently, playing the cat who talked a lot, and did not feel anything in their hearts.
Because since they put on this doll costume, the Maozi brothers have given up their dignity as human beings.......
"Aim~aim~"
This meow from Western Siberia is now vodka in one hand, meow in one mouth, "tons and tons" and do not forget to make the sound of aiming, which is really dedicated.
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At this moment, with the debut of the Tianlong Hotel, the venue of Nuoda has long fallen into a dead silence.
The judges on the judges' bench, the reporters and the staff in the venue, right now, all looked at the three idiots in front of the gate of the venue with expressionless faces, and their hearts were filled with countless question marks.
Is this really a cooking competition?
The three guys in front of you are really not young people who ran out of which comic con?
Did they collude with the humanoid beast just now to cause trouble?
Are we in the wrong place? Or is it actually a dream?
Well, is that what a cooking contest looks like? Is this the real cooking competition? As a journalist, I'm not an insider, but why doesn't it always feel right?
I've been a judge of a food contest for more than a decade, so why doesn't the food contest I remember seem to be the same as what I see in front of me? Why is it that the contestants in my memory are so obviously different from those in front of me?
Well, it's a dream, right? It must be a dream, right?
Everyone in Group H fell into deep thinking, and after meeting Luo Wen and Tang Seng and others, they began to doubt their lives for a while, and began to doubt all their work experience in the past ten years.
After all, the cooking competition seems to be really different from what you see in front of you.......
And while the judges were thinking about life, Young Master Luo Wen, who was not far away, suddenly covered his stomach and laughed wildly.
"Hahaha, ahhahaha, what are the secret parties doing? Funny shows? Hey, Wesling, Andreev, what are you doing? Do you perform acrobatics for us? Yes, yes, I like it, right, what about Carl? Did he put on these ridiculous costumes and wait outside the door to appear? Hahaha, call him here, I can't help but look at his stupid look. ”
After laughing, Rowan leaned on Robert's arm, which was 1.9 meters tall next to him, spread his hands, and laughed teasingly.
"I really don't know how the secret party has cultivated you, such a formal competition, how dare you make it so funny and not serious, you don't take the competition of the Celestial Empire too seriously, right?"
The judges looked at Rowan silently.
That humanoid beast, you should be the least qualified person in this room to say this, right?
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The venue fell into a deathly silence, of course, accompanied by the piercing ridicule of Young Master Luo Wen, but probably after a full minute of silence, Dongfang Qing, who was expressionless, slowly picked up the microphone on the table, staring at the three guys who were still concave on the opposite side, Dongfang Qing said silently,
"According to the rules of the competition, those in fancy dress are not allowed to participate in the competition."
The three of them were stunned for a moment.
Luo Wen, who was not far away, was even more holding his stomach and laughing wildly.
As a result, Dongfang Qing said another word.
"Loud noises, get out of the venue."
The security guards who had been waiting in the venue for a long time rushed up and directly dragged the three people out, plus the young master Luo Wen who was laughing wildly.
"Hey, Chairman Dongfang, wait, listen to our explanation, we don't want to dress like this, and we really didn't come to make trouble, it was the eldest lady who asked us to dress like this, and she also asked us to say these lines of middle two, it was really not us who took the initiative!"
Tang Seng, who was dragged by the arm of the two security guards, explained in his throat, and the old guard on the side cried and shouted bitterly, "Chairman Dongfang, you wait, please wait, Chairman Dongfang, please, please let the eldest lady complete her appearance ceremony, and let people throw us out, Lord Chairman, you may not know, we really don't want to make such a play, but if we don't do it, the sixth master will kill us, you open your grace, just play with the eldest lady." ”
Dongfang Qing hesitated slightly, but at this time, Young Master Luo Wen's teeth and claws sounded again.
"Hey, hey! Let go, let go! Don't you all want to live?! Hehehe, hahahaha, dirty humans dare to touch the noble body of Young Master Ben, Robert, I order you to freeze them all to me! ”
Uncle Robert turned around and bowed to Dongfang Qing apologetically.
Dongfang Qing nodded to Robert, and then directly asked people to throw the shouting Young Master Rowan out of the venue.......
"You're all dead! Don't even think about living! ”
Outside the gate of the venue, there was the angry slamming sound of Young Master Luo Wen and the sound of angry scolding......
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Young Master Luo Wen, who talked a lot, was thrown out, and only Wei Linlin and Tang Seng, the two pretending dogs, were left in the venue, but now they were still dragged by the arms by four more security guards, and just waited for Dongfang Qing to give an order, so they let them go out to accompany Young Master Luo Wen to cool off.
Brother Maozi? People are smart, as soon as they saw that the situation was not right, they immediately took off the terrible meow meow doll costume, and now they are standing in front of Tianlong's chef's workbench, holding their arms seriously, waiting for the game to start, except for pouring vodka from time to time, it is simply reliable and not reliable.
Although the Maozi brothers usually play well with the three fools in the dog licking trio, they are simple and honest, which is like those three, they are very clever at a glance, and they are all stupid.
But licking a dog is licking a dog, and it always has its own excellent side.
Staring at their big watery eyes, Lao Wei and Tang Seng knelt on the ground, looking at Dongfang Qing with a pitiful look, like two abandoned puppies.
Looking at the sincere and pitiful eyes of the two licking dogs, Dongfang Qing hesitated slightly, because she had also heard of the reputation of Miss Yiyi, and the reason why Dao Ye brought two teams to participate in the competition this time was said to be all due to this eldest lady.
Dongfang Qing's heart softened.
There's no way, for the sake of Dao Ye is half of the host's face, let's play with them, anyway, it's been ten minutes since the start of the game, and I don't care if it's a little later......
The security guards let go of the arms that were holding the two licking dogs, and when they saw Dongfang Qing shaking their heads at them helplessly, Lao Wei and Tang Seng were all relieved.
Then the two idiots got together and muttered quietly.
"Bald brother, Master Dao's money is really not spent in vain, if someone else sees them dressed like this, and they still read the lines of the second second, they have to beat them out, but although there is a camera on the lens I don't know why there is a kitchen knife hanging on it, but there is also a camera, do you think you will be on TV tonight, and then lose your face! Honestly, I don't really want to be seen by too many people right now, at least not in this outfit. ”
A black-suited security guard standing next to Wesling stared mysteriously at the foreign devil at his feet.
Why do you always feel like there's a lot of strange stuff hidden in this product?
Listening to Lao Wei's sissy-like voice, Tang Seng took off the wig on his head and fanned the wind.
"If you go on TV, you will be on TV, you will be embarrassed, and besides, it's not just the three of you who are embarrassed, Xiaobei won't say it, the little girl surnamed Chu is still wearing a blue turtle dress, even the eldest lady is also wearing her COS suit called Xiaozhi with great interest, and she still has a bunch of strange red and white balls in her pocket when she finishes the matter, and she threw the ball just now, shouting something "Come out, Pikachu", and it's not bad to have them with them. ”
Hearing Tang Seng's strange comfort, Lao Wei smiled.
"Hehe, what you said is really good, hey, wait a while, it seems that the two of you still have to be embarrassed, it's just a few more guys to accompany you, there is no difference in essence, right?"
"Really? Alas, accept your fate, at least there is someone to accompany you, if something happens for a while, but there are really only a few of them who are embarrassed, well, why doesn't the eldest lady appear on the stage? ”