Ye Lang is actually afraid of blowing up the mentality of the RMG players, and at this time, it is actually the best effect to come forward and say it himself.

Pros train hard all day and night, spend a lot of time on the game, and they have an excellent mental quality, as long as they are given a cathartic outlet, they can adjust.

This is a circle of bayonets, no matter how good the relationship is in private, you have to fight to the death on the field.

Competition and life, this group of half-grown children still don't understand, losing the game, there is life.

And they may think that this is their life, Ye Lang is already an older player at the age of 22, and he has something to say to them.

Give these children a little encouragement and a little blow to grow up!

Ye Lang let out a long breath, and the door opened.

"Ye Lang, I'm back!"

Ye Lang saw Ye Tan'er's appearance and wrapped his head.

"Why are you buying so many things?"

Ye Tan'er smiled and sighed, "Oh, it's a big anchor, and it's hard to speak." Didn't you tell me that you would do whatever I wanted? “

Ye Lang was autistic.

I'm going to cook for you, but you can buy all these things to make a full Han feast, can you finish eating?

Fortunately, the refrigerator at home is big enough, three refrigerators, so it won't be wasted.

"What do you want to eat?"

Ye Lang asked.

Ye Tan'er kicked off her shoes, took a stride with her slender legs, and lay directly on the sofa, "Ye Lang, you look at it, don't you know, I ran a thousand meters in today's sports meeting." ”

Ye Lang frowned suddenly, covering his nose, "You go and wash my feet for me, Lao Tzu's sofa is very expensive......"

Ye Tan'er shook her little feet, "No, no, what's the matter." What's yours is mine. ”

After that, he looked at Ye Lang thoughtfully with big eyes.

This little girl is getting more and more excessive, I'm your brother anyway.

"Okay, okay, whatever you want, right. Aren't other girls 800 meters? ”

Although Ye Lang didn't study well back then, he remembered the sports meeting very clearly, and he was embarrassed because of him.

Other boys all start at 1,000 meters, only Ye Lang, his body is not good, running 1,000 meters is fatal, so he can only retreat and run 800.

800 meters is a requirement for girls.

At that time, Ye Lang was laughed at for a while.

"Cut, eight hundred is a fart, I just want to run with the boys, what's wrong with the girls, I also ran first...... Oh no, I'll take a shower, Ye Lang, hurry up and cook. ”

Ye Lang rolled his eyes and carried the dishes into the kitchen.

With mastery of cooking, Ye Lang felt that when he was carrying the dishes, everything in his mind began to change wonderfully.

Before, Ye Lang would only think when he was carrying the dishes, "This thing looks so ugly, how can it be delicious?" ”

Now Ye Lang "This is a good thing, a big supplement, you can warm it with hot water first, hit it with cold water, thicken it, stir-fry, and match it with ......"

The essence of human beings is indeed the same, and they can't escape the law of true fragrance.

It is true that women take a bath very slowly, and this world is enough for Ye Lang to be busy for a while, since there is not much time, it is simpler.

So Ye Lang picked up the kitchen knife, and instantly felt like a five-star chef possessing him, "Is this the unity of man and knife?" ”

At this time, Ye Lang couldn't help but glance at the cucumber and smiled evilly.

"Whoosh...... Tons and tons of ...... Dadada......"

The operation is as fierce as a tiger, take a closer look, very satisfied, this cucumber looks relatively complete, but in fact it has been divided by Ye Lang, as long as you pick it up, you will find that this cucumber has been cut into the shape of a dragon by Ye Lang, and there is no break point in the whole process, all connected together.

Ye Lang clapped his hands with satisfaction, "It is worthy of being proficient in cooking, from now on, please call me Master Ye of the Eight Immortal Towers." ”

…… Half an hour later, Ye Lang looked at his work with satisfaction, four dishes and one soup, two cold dishes, two hot dishes, seaweed and egg drop soup, the aroma was fragrant, and it looked very pleasing to the eye.

"Ye Lang, take down the clothes for me, it's the one in the bag!"

Ye Lang had a black line, "This can be forgotten!! How did you get into Fudan? ”

"I can be admitted to help you write your homework, a young girl who has just grown up, in the face of a man's inhumane destruction, can only choose to give in, hey, do you know how difficult it is to do homework in the third year of junior high school? You're not happy to get you a dress? ”

Faced with Ye Tan'er's questioning, he was stunned.

Yes, this Ye Lang seems to be like this in the past, Ye Tan'er is smart and clever, although she is younger than Ye Lang, but her IQ is really high, she started to do high school homework for Ye Lang in junior high school, but she didn't work at first, and was sneered at by Ye Lang.

A week later, Ye Lang's face was swollen, Ye Tan'er was self-taught, and she didn't have any pressure to do all of Ye Lang's homework!

That's genius!

Ye Lang opened Ye Tan'er's bag, and a burst of fragrance came to his nose.

A pair of jeans, a T-shirt, a jacket, a pair of socks in the backpack, huh? What is it?

Curiosity kills people, and after Ye Lang opened the rolled up clothes, he instantly blushed.

This is Ye Tan'er's inner ...... Damn, I can't explain how the hell is reasonable.

"Ye Lang, hurry up!"

"It's coming, it's coming!"

Ye Lang put his clothes in the dry area of the bathroom, and then went back to the kitchen to clean up.

Suddenly, a scream came, "Ye Lang, who asked you to touch my clothes!" ”

When Ye Lang heard this, he was annoyed for a long time, "Didn't you let me take it?" ”

"I'll let you take the bag to me, who let you rummage through my bag yourself!"

……

At the dining table, Ye Tan'er pouted angrily.

"Ye Lang, I'll tell our mother."

Ye Lang spread his hands, "Go ahead, I can't wait for it, if our mother knows that you are making such trouble, let you play with the mud by yourself." ”

"Hey, it's a big anchor, I'm so confident to speak, let me play with mud. When I was a child, who played with mud and knocked down the next door neighbor's strong digging ......"

Ye Lang was stunned.

No, I still have this kind of great achievement when I was a child?

Why can't I remember?

"Hehe, why don't I remember."

Ye Lang sneered, "Don't try to fabricate it out of thin air, I, Ye Lang, am not muddy." ”

"Come on, you were smashed by the wall, and you were stupid for more than half a year, and then it took me two and a half years to remember it."

Ye Tan'er pouted, as if to say, don't accept it, don't you continue to bar?

Ye Lang felt that the first half of his life seemed to be full of darkness.

Playing with mud and digging other people's walls, this kind of digging at the foot of the wall is really embarrassing.

The point is, dig up the wall, forget it if it collapses, and you will be smashed.

It's good to recuperate after being smashed, but I'm still being smashed stupidly, and being stupid is half a year, no, three years!

"Forget it, let's get rid of it, eat!"

Ye Lang immediately changed the topic, he felt that if this topic continued, he might not be able to dig out some fierce material.