Thousands of light-years away, there are dense space warships gathering in space, and any one of them can be pulled out to make an alien invasion trilogy in Hollywood.

In the movie, no matter how difficult it is in the early stage, human beings will always win in the end, but in reality, nearly one-third of the warships here have the ability to destroy the earth's civilization. Nuclear bomb? Don't be funny, this kind of strategic weapon in the atmosphere has a use in space warfare, not to mention those small and medium-sized warships, just those large warships, which one does not have the ability to strike at ultra-long-range horizon?

Attacking from the orbit of the moon is a face-to-face battle, and launching an attack from the orbit of Mars is only a grid apart, and the interstellar voyage is also a great voyage, even Zhuge Liang, who has been around for thousands of years, knows that water warfare requires bows and arrows, and aliens are not biao, and it is impossible to use the space battleship that was built with great difficulty as a troop carrier!

First carpet bombing, then army washing, this is something that fools know. Drive the spaceship directly into the atmosphere and let the earthlings blow it up with a nuclear bomb? It can only be said that the human imagination is really rich.

Pierce, Black Panther, and a bunch of officials are stupid, they are all the elite of the elite of human society, but ask yourself, they have dreamed of this kind of scene in their dreams!

Some people screamed, some people pulled out guns, and some people squatted in the corner to confess, and even told the story of their adopted daughter giving disaster, which was particularly exciting and embarrassing.

Sif is a good princess, and when she saw this scene, she consciously flashed so as not to embarrass the fireproof woman, and before leaving, she said, "The God King is waiting for you in the command room." ”

"Well, tell the God King, I'll be over soon."

Sif flashed, the fire girl's face suddenly darkened, and a snap of her fingers released a golden lightning bolt, and one counted all these embarrassing things to electric hemp.

successfully controlled the situation, the fire girl was too lazy to explain, and said to Pierce: "Don't say that I didn't take care of you, I'll leave the explanation to you." ”

Pierce said I'm confused, I'm confused, I'll explain what. However, politicians, like cross talk masters, rely on one mouth to eat, and it doesn't matter if they understand it or not, what matters is how to fool the people below and let them obediently maintain stability. After all, that's what they do on Earth, and it's a familiar thing to do it again.

And Pierce can also gain a lot of favor from this action, after all, in an unfamiliar environment, the person who explains the situation to you can always gain your trust, and the famous drawbridge effect is not a joke.

So Pierce ran to explain to a group of officials, opening his mouth is "no one understands the current situation better than me", and closing his mouth is "believe me", that is called a voice and emotion, although there is no substantive content, but the central idea is still very clear, that is, we are very safe, not aliens, let alone die, when everything is over, we can go home, those who like to slap horses can continue to slap horses, and those who love corruption can continue to be corrupt, of course, Those who want to bring disaster to their daughters can also continue to cause disaster, we are still elites, and we are still the guides of human civilization!

It turns out that neither will he die, nor will his interests be damaged, so we are still afraid of a fart!

After all, human elites are human elites, not to mention anything else, the guts are not small, otherwise they would not do those things that are enough to shoot a hundred times all day long.

The elites spat a few mouthfuls into their palms, and then touched their hair, and one by one they reverted back to the posture of humans and dogs. They looked into the universe through the portholes, and the faint light in front of the dense battleship kept flashing, making them dazzled one by one, after all, this thing is much more awesome than Hollywood special effects.

"Your Majesty, what the hell is going on?" A familiar voice sounded, it was the green fat old man, the famous General Ross.

The fire prevention girl was a little surprised: "Why are you here?" ”

"Don't you know? I moved to civilian work. Oh yes, you've been back to Los Creek a few months ago. Ross patted his head and said, "I have retired from the army, now work for the State Department, and have recently been instructed to prepare and select a site for a martial arts tournament. To be honest, I thought this job would be 10,000 times safer than the last one, but I didn't expect it to be ...... today Your Majesty, what the hell is going on? Are aliens coming to attack Earth? The earth wasn't destroyed, was it? We're not going to be the last earthlings, are we? ”

And the last earthling, you old thing's imagination is too rich, don't talk to a certain bald head (ancient one: ??? It's the same, usually the net starting point, right?

Since they are acquaintances, the fireproof girl is willing to say a few more words: "Don't worry, General Ross." The earth is very good, and the people on it are also very good, they are still happy to pay off their mortgages and car loans, and live happily every day. As for the current situation, it's very simple, and it has something to do with your work. ”

All the officials pricked up their ears, and Ross also said curiously: "It has something to do with our work, but many of us are not in the same department, or even the same country. ”

"But you have the same job." The firefighter smiled, "You're all working for the place where the fighting tournament will be held, right?" I'm glad to inform you that your work is over, you can apply for a long vacation from your superiors and go and take a good rest! ”

Everyone was stunned, and the scene of being treated as a grandson by Siv resurfaced again. Ross said embarrassedly: "Our proposals have been rejected, how can we say that the work is done?" ”

The firefighter pointed out the window: "Because we have already chosen the arena, right there, 800,000 kilometers away from us, a planet called Igo is the venue for this fighting tournament." ”

"800,000 kilometers?"

"There are two Earths and Moons so far apart!"

"Where is Igo?"

"Is there water and atmosphere on it?"

"What about its gravity and temperature?"

"Can humans live on it?"

Politicians are politicians in the end, and they quickly find out where the key points are. The Fighting Tournament has connected humanity to extraterrestrial civilizations, and at best, it has accelerated the pace of humanity's progress. But Igo is different, if it is suitable for human habitation, then it is a new continent that can reinvent human beings, and they who bring back this news are Columbus of the new era!

Did Columbus seek the New World for a dream? Perhaps, but definitely not much, what really motivated him to sail again and again was the benefit, the real money of Queen Isabella I of Spain. Is Queen Isabella in for a dream? No, she is for the spices and gold of Southeast Asia, but also for naked interests. Was Columbus Italian and not Spanish? It doesn't matter, they're all cannon fodder anyway, it's better not to be their own people, as long as it brings benefits, it doesn't matter if Columbus is the messenger of the devil!

Therefore, profit is the key to success or failure. If there is no benefit, no matter how simple things are, it will not be able to do well, and if there are interests, no matter how difficult things are, it is not trivial. So officials care more about their interests than about their own lives.

"Gravity is not a problem, temperature is not a problem, there is an atmosphere and water. Yes, of course humans can live on it, after all, I'm going to hold a fighting tournament there, and if I can't even survive, wouldn't it be too unfair? ”

The fire prevention woman's affirmative reply made the officials extremely excited, and they all calculated in their hearts how much they could benefit from this incident. Ross had just transferred to civilian work, and the military mentality was still in his bones, so he was not completely blinded by interests, but saw more practical problems.

"If Igo is the arena, then why are so many space warships gathered here? Aren't there civilian transport planes for aliens? You know, no one on Earth would use an aircraft carrier as a cruise ship. ”

Earthlings won't, and aliens certainly won't!

The fireproof girl smiled slightly and said, "The large number of space warships gathered here is because of a small problem. ”

General Ross looked nervous: "What's the problem?" ”

The fireproof woman said: "Igo doesn't want to be a arena. ”

Ross and the crowd were stunned: "It doesn't want to be a arena? What are you kidding, can a planet still have its own consciousness? ”

The fireproof woman smiled and said nothing.

When everyone saw it, they immediately fell silent. A few beads of sweat slid down Rose's forehead, and he asked tentatively, "Your Majesty, Igo Star...... You don't really have a consciousness of your own, do you? ”

The fireproof girl said lightly: "I don't seem to have to lie to you. Yes, Igo has a consciousness of its own, and it refuses to be the venue for a fighting tournament. In fact, it has existed longer than the earth, and for millions of years, it has continued to devour the stars to grow itself, causing the extinction of several civilizations and no less than twenty major space disasters, and is one of the few terrifying beings in the universe, this is the star of Igo, or the living planet, Igo! ”

Everyone was dumbfounded, and an official said in disbelief: "This is ridiculous, it's just a planet, it's full of rocks and dirt, how can a bunch of inorganic things become life, let alone birth consciousness!" ”

At the mention of inorganic matter, the panther suddenly came back to his senses, and he looked at Igo, vaguely feeling that there might be the answer he was looking for. This Wakanda prince is also a real man, he doesn't care if it's ridiculous or not, he just doesn't care if he exists. Igo Star has the answer, then he will go to find it, Igo Star is unwilling, then hit it until it is willing!

Because of the self-confidence from Vibranium, the panther said particularly simply: "It doesn't matter whether it is conscious or not, the important thing is that we need it." Your Majesty, I am also willing to contribute to the fighting tournament, please give me a chance to fight! ”

A is a, and opening your mouth is to fight and kill!

The officials despised the behavior of the panther in their hearts, but all of them were honest. yes, I don't care if you have the consciousness to the egg? All we have to do is take what we need, and if you don't want to, then we'll find a way to make you want to.

Warships, artillery, overwhelming bombardment...... Isn't what aliens are doing now exactly what earthlings did centuries ago? Closed to the rest of the country? The doors have been blown up, and you're still locking your fart!

So a group of officials were excited, and they all shouted for the panther to play with style and level, and win glory for the earthlings. After all, they are not stupid, they know that they must be given in vain, and now there is a wronged boss who takes the initiative to ask for help, they are naturally happy to push the boat, just like the original Queen of Spain, when they heard that there were still people who volunteered to die, then there is no need to say, they must support it!

In the past, that man's name was Columbus, and now, this man's name is T'Challa.

Seeing that everyone's fighting spirit was high, the fire prevention girl was very satisfied. But she wasn't really ready to let the Black Panther go, after all, Columbus was still nine deaths back then, and now that the Black Panther is really on, it will be ten deaths. After all, he only has a shabby vibranium suit, with neither a Gundam nor a red horn, and there is no point in fighting in the universe other than giving the opponent's head.

The reason why the fireproof girl wants to provoke the desire of the officials is entirely to occupy the righteousness and share a little more when the Igo Star is divided after the war.

Why, you ask?

Just because Igo is Star-Lord's son, and Star-Lord has one-half of Earth's blood in his body!

Ignoring the panther's request to fight, the firefighter took out a stack of papers from her skirt and distributed them to everyone.

"What is this?" Ross was puzzled, "A missing child named Peterquail? Is he one of your relatives? ”

Everyone looked at the fireproof girl, and the fireproof girl shook her head: "He is not my relative, but a relative of Igo, strictly speaking, he is the child of the living planet Igo and the earth woman." ”

Everyone was shocked, and the black panther exclaimed, "What kind of woman can accommodate the next planet?" ”

Yes, yes, everyone nodded their heads again and again. Not to mention reproductive isolation, just to say that the size is not up to standard, this is not a one-step stomach problem.

Knock, men are really retarded!

The fireproof girl said angrily: "Igo uses a clone, and it is a clone made according to the physiological indicators of earthlings. ”

"Oh!" Everyone suddenly realized.

Solving the problem of physiological hygiene, smart IQ once again occupies the high ground. It immediately occurred to the officials that Peter Quill was half an earthling, and naturally the laws of the earth also applied. In this case, he is the first heir as an immediate family member, Lao Tzu is dead, then everything should belong to the son, this truth makes sense wherever it goes!

As soon as he thought of this, everyone immediately opened up, and their eyes lit up.

Peter Quill is good, Peter Quill is wonderful, his existence can completely allow the earth to take a share of the pie in Igo Star, which is simply the highest level of white prostitution out of nothing. If it weren't for Star-Lord's mother, who was dead, they would even want to give this woman an award for the greatest woman of mankind. No, it is precisely because this woman is dead that she must be awarded this award, but she cannot be awarded when she is alive, otherwise where will the first ladies of various countries lose face!

After figuring out this joint, all the officials took the information as if they had obtained a treasure, and they all looked at it hungrily. General Ross looked at it and laughed: "That woman is an American, and Peter Quay is also an American, God bless America!" ”

All the officials are sour, but the fact is that they can't help a dead person change his nationality. However, a South Korean official's eyes were purring, and he was ready to quote scriptures and classics to serve the standard process after returning to Earth.

"It seems that everyone understands, so I won't say anything more." The firefighter said to Rose, "Since Peter Quall is an American, then I bother you to come with me, General." ”

Rose said cautiously: "Are we going?" ”

The fireproof girl smiled slightly: "In addition to the god king of Asgard, the heads of the three major civilizations in the universe are waiting for us!" ”

Rose's face was visibly red.

Not shy, but excited!

As the first earthling to meet the heads of multiple extraterrestrial civilizations, this is destined to go down in history, and with this merit alone, who can defeat him politically? Not to mention anything else, just by writing a memoir, he can earn back the milk powder money of his thirty-sixth generation great-grandson!

In the envious eyes of the officials, Ross straightened his clothes and said excitedly: "Thank you, thank you, Your Majesty, thank you for giving me this opportunity, I, I am very honored!" ”

"Take it easy, General, and show the demeanor of chasing the green fat fight. Remember, from this moment on, you will represent the Earth! ”