Chapter 1019 Spit and the life of being spit out

"By the way, I've heard of the guy who took over, I'm very curious, this alliance elder is obviously doing a great job, why did he suddenly find someone to replace her? The approach of your Human Alliance is really incomprehensible. ”

"Hah...... Hahaha, yes, I don't know, which guy is going to replace her, why? ”

I could only laugh a few times at the request of Dwarven Warrior B, who made a cameo appearance in friendship, and at this time, I really couldn't think of what expression I should use to say something like "Actually, the person you are talking about is Uncle Ben and me".

"Speaking ......"

Dwarven warrior A looked at me dissatisfied.

"Maybe it's just my delusion, but have you been calling us rude from the beginning?"

"How...... How could it be, ahhahahaha~~~~"

Uttering a smirk that made people feel innocent and harmless, I secretly snorted disdainfully.

It's obviously a trick.,The sixth sense is quite sharp.,It's like seeing the face of the protagonist who is perfunctory with a mosaic full of cheap animation.,But it's only a strange third-rate animation that spends a lot of detail 3D and frame rate processing on the occasional flashing toilet toilet shot.。

"In order to prevent this possibility, let's introduce ourselves again."

Hey? Did you introduce yourself? I was deeply shocked, yes, that's right, if it were changed to the animation industry's statement, it must be to cut out the self-introduction clip of the dragon set in order to save money, and then give a "BONG~~~~" explosion a few minutes later, and the perfunctory shot of two mosaic corpses flying over, let the audience know that the scenes of these two dragon sets have ended here.

But why reintroduce it now? I don't understand.

"My name is Becketta." Dwarven Warrior A lives up to expectations with a name that makes people complain.

"This ...... by my side"

"Wait, wait, of course, it's up to you to introduce yourself."

Dwarven Warrior B disgruntled will A...... No, he brushed Becketta's fingers away, and proudly pointed to his beard with his thumb.

"Remember, human adventurer, my name is Yamcha, and on the monument of future heroes, you will definitely see this noble name stored in zài."

"Yes...... Yes......"

Well, in short, if there is only one sentence to describe the relationship between these two guys, it should be "a woman who slept with a guy with a Fuji head".

"Lost ...... Disrespectful, I didn't expect the two of them to have such a profound and noble name that makes people cry. ”

I feel deeply remorseful for calling them Dwarven Warriors A and B, and if it were these two names, I would be so sorry for not calling them well.

"My name is Wu Fan, and it's a pleasure to meet the two of you."

"Wu Fan? Isn't this exactly the same as your passer-by? Your parents are amazing people who gave birth to you with such a visionary name. ”

Becketta couldn't help but salute, this is the first time I've encountered such a very unpleasant respect.

"Yes, yes, how about just calling you a passerby?" With seven points of drunkenness, the guy who slept with the woman on the head of Fuji patted me on the shoulder and said.

“……”

These two guys, just gave them a little color, and climbed up the pole, which was really hot, and sure enough, they still called the dwarven warriors A and B.

Speaking of which, the name Wu Fan ...... Sounds familiar, Yamcha, have you heard of it? ”

A large bottle of liquor was poured, and Dwarven Warrior A was also drunk for most of the time.

"I want to think about it...... Uh, by the way, isn't it the guy who has been in the limelight in the Human Alliance recently? I heard that it is the Twin Stars of the Continent, the youngest elder of the Alliance, and his strength is unfathomable, all in all, he can blow whatever he wants. ”

“……”

My reputation was blown up, and I'm really sorry.

"You guy, it's not easy, it's the same name as the elder who is in the limelight, there must have been a lot of misunderstandings."

"Yes, yes, it's not easy, in order to distinguish it, I really made up my mind, just change my name to [passerby], it's not only simple, but you can immediately think of the name in your mind when you look at your face, this is the most important mission that the name is given, isn't it?"

Dwarven Warrior B said comfortingly to me in a reassuring tone that was absolutely unpleasant.

No, it's the other way around, it's completely the opposite, it should be that when you hear the name, you can immediately appear in your mind the appearance and information of the other party, this is the important mission that the name is given, how do you want billions of names in the entire continent to be embarrassed, bastard

But forget it, it seems that these two guys don't see it, as a dwarf clan, they shouldn't quite understand the rarity of Wu Fan's name in the Dark Continent human race, and with a passer-by face, it is natural that they will be misunderstood, and they are really sorry for the male protagonist of the whole universe if they look like passers-by.

"By the way, by the way, have you heard of it? Tualatin that guy. "When I was frustrated, A and B took matters into their own hands.

"I heard that that greedy little bastard is trying to collect some forging tax, I haven't seen it for a few years, I think it's getting more and more itchy."

"Why don't we get together two groups of people and see if we can go back to the first world and beat that guy up."

"No, if you beat that little bastard away, who will be the dwarf king, and you will?"

"Don't be kidding, how can Lao Tzu's good youth be squandered in that kind of ghost place."

"I heard that the Ten Elders joined forces and beat that guy with a bruised nose and swollen face."

"Hahaha, is that really the case? Only this time, I want to boast that those ten old people have finally done a good deed. ”

"Forget it, don't worry about this boring thing, keep drinking."

Seemingly saying something gossip that I couldn't take as if I hadn't heard, A and B continued to gulp.

Forget it, anyway, the basic information I want to get is already in hand, and I don't have the ability to find other more useful things from these two drunks.

He said hello dejectedly, and returned to his seat in the farewell of the two dwarf winter melons, "Yo, brother passerby, next time".

Why is there a vague frustration in my heart that "I was complained about ten sentences in order to inquire about a piece of information"? In other words, am I the emperor of Tucao or the emperor of Tucao? It's all confused, bastard

"What's wrong, I finally found out that I was tired of playing with the perverted fact that the maid wanted to shoot at the dwarves?"

Probably seeing that I went away and returned in disappointment, I was curious, and this yellow maid opened her mouth and asked unscrupulously.

"Kill your sister, I want to put your mouth in the dwarven furnace to forge it now, and see if it can be repaired." I glared at her and made threatening remarks.

"If you do that, in addition to the poison attributes that were previously attached, you might be able to get new ice and fire attributes."

Unexpectedly, Jeluka didn't eat this set at all, but really thought about it.

"What's the use of that attribute, bastard"

"Doesn't it make the other person feel very comfortable when [beep]? His Royal Highness the Prince is really, obviously he just wants to get such a function to say such things, and he wants to coerce people to say this shameful purpose, what a beast. ”

The blushing performance mode is in full swing.

“……”

I don't know what to say, this guy, I don't think I've ingested alcohol.

Seeing that Jeluka's face was a little red, and her eyes seemed to be a little confused, I grabbed the half-drunk juice in front of her, put it on her nose and sniffed it.

By the way, Jeluka seems to be very hygienic, especially in a place like a bar, she will definitely drink from her own cup, and will not use the cup of the bar.

Relying on the druid's sensitive nose, I immediately discerned several scents from the juice, including the most indescribable fruity sweetness in pure juice, mixed with the refreshing aroma of tulips (because of the smell of the guy's saliva stuck to the rim of the cup), and among them, there was a hint of alcohol that was almost inaudible.

Sure enough, in this kind of big bar, because of the large consumption of a day, in order to facilitate pouring, pure juice and other liquor are piled together, and naturally it will inevitably stick to a little bit of alcohol, although such a small content is not a problem for ordinary people at all, and it is not even felt at all, but if it is put on people with special physiques like Jeluka and Sister Sharna, it is a tragedy.

"His Royal Highness...... Sure enough, it's a big pervert, and it's ...... Holding my cup like that...... It's ...... to play like that. also showed a disgusting expression, so scary~~~Woo~~~"

Seeing my series of actions, Jeluka's misty purple eyes flashed with timidity and fear.

Ahh

I thought about it, the polar storm brewed at my fingertips, describing a cloud of frozen mist, because it had to control the power, so it took several seconds to complete, and then pounced on this frozen mist on Jeluka's face, and rubbed it on her blushing face like a mask, evenly dispersing and penetrating the ice qi.

Well, I'll admit, I just wanted to try how Jeroka's face felt, and for some reason, after rubbing the soft and elastic face of the little ghost, I always like to pinch the faces of other girls, and compare them, hoping to find a touch that can match that little saint one day.

Well, Jeluka's face is also very soft, smooth but not greasy, a little different from the melon seed face mass-produced by the elves, this silhouette should be slightly rounded, but the meat dumplings on it will neither appear too little, nor will it make people think that it is a small round face, it should be more appropriate to describe it just right, is it because of the puffed up face that is often angry? Haha, but it's a pity that the feel of the little ghost still can't be compared.

Seeing that Jeluka looked at her with a teary look on her face, I stopped it in time, otherwise, even if she woke up from her drunkenness, she would have exploded because of these strange hands on her face.

"Yo, it feels good." I gave her a hearty thumbs up.

As a result, she also heartily and quickly took out the sword of the rising sun and smashed it on my head.

"Really, His Royal Highness the Prince is so perverted that he doesn't even let go of the face of the maid, do you want to develop any new shame play?"

As always, her face did not change color, and Jieluka, who was bursting with yellow jokes, complained with a gaze that was ten thousand times colder than that of a beast, but her face was with the remaining red glow, which was a small exposure of her timid maid's nature.

"Forget it, let's go, I won't find any news if I stay here."

I sighed, it seems that I can only wait for this bastard drunkard to wake up after making a big fuss, and then ask her for specific information, and then I will definitely extort a jar of good wine or something, with that guy's character, it is a sure thing, fortunately, before leaving the elf clan, I cheekily asked for dozens of jars of all kinds of good wine with Mokani, which was regarded as an additional reward for killing the reborn demon Selson.

"Two hundred and twenty-three gold coins, my lord."

At the checkout, the waiter quoted me an unacceptable price.

"I remember ordering just a glass of cider, a glass of juice, and yes, two good bars."

Frowning, I secretly said that the price of goods has risen too fast recently, put it in the Rogge camp, this is the price of more than ten gold coins at most.

"But the two dwarven warriors just say they'll have to go to you." The waiter hurriedly explained.

“……”

I held back a mouthful of old blood and didn't spurt out, those two old bastards, old horsemen, didn't pay this amount of money, but they ...... Sure enough, the same variety as Mu dwarf winter melon is not a good thing.

"Hug ...... I'm sorry, but I saw that the lord and the two dwarven warriors knew each other very well, sat together and chatted, and ordered two glasses of fine ale, and I didn't suspect it, so I ......"

The dwarf's stinginess and taking advantage of the character of taking advantage of the small are definitely world-famous, and seeing that I frowned, no matter how stupid the waiter is, he should think of the reason.

"I'm very sorry, this is all caused by my judgment error, you only need to pay the original share."

You can't mess with adventurers for this kind of thing, it's a must-have common sense for the bar's way of survival.

"Forget it, let's do it."

Secretly cut it, in the future, when you meet those two bastards, you must definitely fix it, and let them know that Rogge's money for the third door is so easy to fool.

"Hey, you idiot, still drink"

After a distressed sum of money in the waiter's thousand thanks, I looked back and saw that Jeluka had taken half of her juice that was still left, crossed her waist with one hand, raised her glass with the other, raised her white neck, and gurgled a few times, as if she were full of pride.

This guy knows that there is alcohol in the juice, and he still does this, definitely to cause me trouble, absolutely yes

"Huh-hey-"

Because she drank it in one gulp, Jeluka looked a little more drunk than just now, and even the warm breath exhaled from her moist lips seemed to have turned into a floral wine soaked in flower petals, which would not be a small cloud of ice gas that could wake up.

Then she leaned her head over like this, half-leaning into her arms, and rubbing her face against it a few times, as if looking for a soft pillow.

In the eyes of others, it was a very sweet scene, but it made me tremble, and even had a wail of "this bar is over" at one point.

But unexpectedly, relying on me like this, the maid of Huang Duanzi, who was originally so timid and afraid to resist men's contact, continued to breathe steadily.

This...... What's going on here?

After reacting, I changed from being frightened to being suspicious at the moment.

Could it be ......

I lowered my head and looked at Jeruka's close, beautiful and somewhat dazzling drunken demeanor, and a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in my mind.

Could it be that this guy doesn't see me as a man anymore?

“……”

It's so sad, and the sorrow that wells up in my heart is more sad and sad than the gong cake in front of me being eaten by others one by one.

With this sadness, I hugged Jeluka, and left the bar step by step in the envious or jealous gaze of the other onlookers who did not know the truth, "Boy, there is a set, you have drunk such a beauty, and now you must be in a hurry to take it back to the hotel to do bad things", and from a distance, the back is extremely depressed.

My intention was to take Jeluka back to the hotel, ahem, of course not doing anything bad, just to let her lie down and not disturb her movements.

It wasn't until halfway that I remembered, and the two came all the way, hurriedly met with Glio, and then went straight to the bar to inquire about the news, and it seemed that ...... I haven't found a hotel yet.

Do you want to hold this yellow maid like this and wander around the streets? Even I have to admit that this drunk guy in my arms is a peerless beauty, and in doing so, it is simply a naked Rixi, who will definitely be beaten by jealous men and passers-by.

By the way, when I first came, didn't the barbarian warrior I met talk about a place called Simba's Inn? Let's take a look.

As for why I can remember the Simba Lodge but not the name of the barbarian, it's simple, because we grew up watching lions and not barbarians, well

May Day is coming, it seems that I haven't received the news of the double monthly pass, I don't know if it's Xiaoqi careful to cover up or what, in short, live comfortably, long live May Day, long live the holiday, don't promise to add long live.

PS: The time of the recent second pressing is very godly, has no one noticed this? Anyway, praise it verbally, bastard