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Interview with rice dumplings in the cold

When: Thursday, February 21, 2019

Location: Studio 1 of "Lushen 1002 Questions".

Moderator: A crescent moon

Guests: Cold, zongzi

Guest introduction: Yu Han, a genius student of the Black Jade Island Training Base, an assistant to Lu Shen, and a quasi-professional player.

Zongzi, the leader of Class F on Black Jade Island.

[This program is broadcast by a readers' committee that does not vote, does not reward, and does not leave a message, and is often uninspired by the One Moon Support Association]

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[Director]: A crescent moon, let go of the horror in your hands and go on stage!

A crescent moon rubbed his sore eyes, walked up to the stage slowly, and greeted the audience: "The beginning of the school year, Vientiane is updated, have you finished your winter vacation homework?" Have fun taking classes? I wish everyone to study hard and be happy every day. ”

A crescent moon: "XX, who threw the eggs cabbage leaves!" ”

The sixth issue of "Land God" interview officially began:

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1. Excuse me, which of you is bigger?

Zongzi touched his chin and showed a meaningful smile: "Of course I'm older, this kind of thing is determined by genes." ”

Yu Han pushed the non-existent glasses and said, "He was born on March 13, I was born on March 12, and I am older than him." ”

Zongzi turned his head and seemed to smile: "Do you think the host is so pure that he will ask about age?" ”

A crescent moon cleared her throat and explained seriously: "I asked about age, thank you." ”

Zongzi:...

Audience: (ˉ▽ ̄~) cut ~~

2. Which of you is above?

Yiwanyue: "This question has been answered by the previous guests, please answer the truth with your conscience." ”

Take a look at the rice dumplings in the cold.

Zongzi look at the cold.

The eyes met in mid-air, as if they were fiercely contested, and it was difficult to separate. Eventually, the dust settled.

Both of them coughed slightly at the same time: "Next question." ”

A crescent moon: ???

3. If you wake up one day and find that the other person has become a woman, what do you want to do first?

Yu Han still held the face of the school bully, and replied expressionlessly: "Check if you are dreaming." ”

Zongzi looked excited, and showed a meaningful smile towards the camera: "If you become a woman in the cold... Hey, hey, hey..."

Soccer team, basketball team, volleyball team...

Keeping out the cold, I suddenly felt a chill in my back...

The audience shook the goosebumps on their bodies, this lewd smile....

4. Since the two met, what is the most impressive thing that the other party has done?

As soon as this question was asked, a wanyue obviously found that the atmosphere between the two had become a little ambiguous.

Yu Han: "You have to answer?" ”

A crescent moon and the audience nodded in unison: "A must~"

Yu Hanjun's face was rarely slightly red: "Bathroom." ”

The director kept giving a crescent moon a look in the corner, suggesting that she should continue to dig deeper, and it was best to dig up a top scandal.

A crescent moon pinched the line book and followed it step by step: "What's wrong with the bathroom?" What did you do? Or what are you guys? ”

Zongzi put his hand to his lips and coughed slightly: "Ahem, this should be a good show with discipline, and it can't destroy the pure and beautiful hearts of the flowers of the motherland." ”

A crescent moon: ...

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"100 Questions of the Land God", Issue 6, end.

The next episode airs when a crescent moon lasts without inspiration...

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