Volume 1 Chapter 41 was scolded
Zhen Shanren hugged the two girls and gradually blurred his consciousness, and he actually fell asleep in the game, and when he woke up, it was one o'clock in the afternoon of the next day, and he felt very energetic. Looking at the two women sleeping on his chest, his heart was full of a sense of accomplishment, yesterday's night of absurdity made him always have a feeling of unreality, and now he saw the two women lying next to him, his body was close to their delicate bodies, and he could clearly feel their body temperature, and finally confirmed that this was not a dream, it was a real fact.
Looking at the snow-white, slippery and delicate bodies and faces of the two women, and listening to their gentle breathing, Zhen Shanren's face was full of evil smiles, and his hands unconsciously walked up and down.
Xinghuo and Jingxue were woken up by Zhen Shanren's salty pig hand, and the two girls glanced at him with sleepy eyes, and saw the two sisters lying in a person's arms, this time it was rare for Qi Qi to blush.
Seeing the little femininity of the two women, Zhen Shanren felt funny in his heart, and said in his heart that the two of them were extremely arrogant yesterday, and where was there a trace of embarrassment and shalty in the sisters' hearts, and then they quipped: "Why are you shy?" After that, you will be divided into classes, one, three, five, Xiaoxue, Xiaoxing, you two, four, six, and there will be one day for the master to rest and rest. ”
"You think beautifully, give me a call in the future." The two girls retorted in unison, and looked at their sisters after speaking, their faces were like sunset.
Zhen Shanren is a hardcore veteran, looking at the expressions of the two women, he knows what to do now, one turned over and pressed on Jing Xue, and without waiting for Jing Xue to exclaim, he has begun to exert his might, and after a while, he will solve his sister and pull his sister, and he will charge again.
Zhen Shanren galloped hard, and said excitedly: "Come a few more times, and you won't have to worry about Shuangfei in the future." ”
The clouds and rain dispersed, Zhen Shanren looked at the two girls lying on his chest again, at this time, there was only a red tide after the joy on his face, and there was no trace of embarrassment, which made him feel proud in his heart when he hugged the two girls.
The three of them began to talk and laugh without saying a word, but Zhen Shanren's question still did not get an answer, which made him depressed and itchy, and then looked at the time at four o'clock, and hurriedly urged the two women to go offline to eat, and wait for the robber cottage.
Zhen Shanren went offline and spent twenty minutes to solve the problem of food and clothing, and then went online to buy a special laxative of 100 gold from the grocery store, and ran all the way to the robber cottage. Half an hour later, he came to the cottage, and with ease, he avoided the patrolling robbers and entered the cottage, went straight to the robbers' kitchen, and once again mixed the special laxative into the water.
Leaving the kitchen, Zhen Shanren sent a text message to King Kong, "Today to improve efficiency, I will preside over the south gate, divided into four groups, each group of 500 people, corresponding to the four doors of the cottage, and advance at the same time."
Out of the robbers' cottage and a thousand yards away from the south gate, Jingxue and five hundred people were already waiting in place. Zhen Shanren and the five hundred people gave some instructions, and then sent a message to the heads of the other three gates, signaling them to start the whole team.
Looking at the five hundred people in front of him who were ready to go, Zhen Shanren nodded secretly, thinking that he would cultivate teamwork now, and he was definitely a big step ahead, plus these people were all masters, and if time came true, it would be okay to take one as ten, and then raised his hand proudly and shouted: "The whole team, the thieves' wings and the front reconnaissance, the pet hunter and the summoner command the pet flank defense, everyone follows the shield battle, save time today, we want to bloom in all four doors, fire law and hunters into my team." ”
Ten minutes later, the whole team of 500 people was completed, and Zhen Shanren formed a team of fierce firepower, suitable for the fire method and hunters who grabbed the final blow. Five hundred men began to advance towards the south gate, and two hours later, about six hundred robbers fell, and his squad grabbed the kill of three hundred robbers, and the team had reached the top of the mountain unconsciously.
In less than ten minutes, the four teams had already surrounded the hundred-yard building on the top of the mountain, looking at the neat formation of the four teams, Zhen Shanren nodded secretly, his heart was much stronger than yesterday, and then raised his hand and ordered: "According to yesterday's formation, we will meet this old friend again." ”
Five minutes later, everyone set up their formation, and a group of fire spells threw bursting fireballs at the building on the top of the hill without waiting for orders, and the same scene of the explosion of the building in the rain appeared, and the bandit leader still had yesterday's lines in his mouth. Zhen Shanren was playful, and shouted loudly: "Hurry up and abandon your weapons and surrender, otherwise you will be divided into five horses." ”
"Your uncle, you have the ability to fight alone, see that your uncle doesn't hammer your shit and pee, and you kneel and beg for mercy." The leader of the robbers stared at Zhen Shanren with a pair of bull's eyes, and replied with full momentum and without fear, even if he was alone.
Zhen Shanren almost burst out laughing when he heard this, thinking that there were still a lot of lines for this robber, so he continued to shout with a smile on his face: "Whether you pick up a group of us alone, or we pick you alone, you choose." ”
"Phew, shameless villain, do you understand the rules of the rivers and lakes, heads-up is one-on-one, no one is allowed to interfere, you kid has eggs and with the master, the mouth cannon is made by the girl, no eggs go home as soon as possible to drink milk." The bandit leader was full of contempt and condemned every word.
"Haha", ", it's too imposing", "This mouth is really poisonous", a group of team members laughed and commented.
Zhen Shanren's face was blackened with anger, thinking that it was really impossible to steal chickens and rice, and he was going to enliven the atmosphere, but he ended up putting himself in, especially looking at a group of team members who watched jokes, and his heart was even more unhappy.
"The thief is bald, don't eat and drink in the toast, the master will send you to see the Buddha, shield battle, surround him from all sides, firmly resist me, so that he can't move anything else except his mouth, Lao Tzu is going to explode his dog's mouth today." Looking at the leader who still wanted to speak, Zhen Shanren hurriedly spoke first, his face full of murder and annoyance
When a group of shield fighters heard Zhen Shanren's order, they rushed forward with a smile on their faces, and launched a charge in four directions, firmly fixing the bandit leader in place and unable to move.
Seeing that the bandit leader was surrounded by the shield wall, unable to move at all, Zhen Shanren squeezed into the shield battle team, and came to the bandit leader with a proud face, and suddenly shook his hand is an ear, and the next moment he was even more unhappy to open the bow left and right, and said provocatively: "How is the thief bald?" Now go head-to-head with Lao Tzu! Come on! CNM Lao Tzu gives you a hand. ”
More than 2,000 people watched the convulsions of collective laughter, this scene was really weird, the players pumped the ears of the NPCs, and also spoke provocatively, and they all laughed straight up.
The bandit leader was dazed, his swarthy old face turned purple after a while, his eyes were blood-red and his face was full of anger and shouted: "Little B cub, you are shameless, your father can't control the belt of his trousers before giving birth to something that you have no eggs!" If you have the ability to let go of the uncle, the uncle will teach you the way to behave. ”
A group of people were dumbfounded and laughed when they heard this, thinking if this was still an NPC in the game? Why is the intelligence so high? How can words be so sharp?
Zhen Shanren's eyes were red when he heard this, his angry body couldn't help trembling, his mouth was about to open, and he couldn't think of words to fight back after thinking about it for a long time. Suddenly his heart was ruthless, and he took out a large black iron block from his backpack with a black face, and his face seemed to be eating people, and he roared with a red face: "Hold Lao Tzu in prison!" ”
After speaking, he raised the big iron block in his hand and desperately greeted the robber leader, and the whole team members watched such a funny scene and laughed and danced, and shouted that they should endure the pain and buy a photo stone to record the heroic posture of the captain, and the scene was very lively for a while.
Zhen Shanren didn't give the bandit leader a chance to speak again, his right hand was tired and changed to his left hand, and he kept slapping the leader's face desperately. Listening to the muffled screams of the robber leader, and the thud of the iron block, and watching the robber leader's distorted facial features and constantly crumbling teeth because of the pain, his heart was depressed and relieved, and his mood recovered.
Looking at the leader who had swollen into a pig's head, Zhen Shanren stopped what he was doing and said arrogantly: "What? Still crazy with Lao Tzu? You know why the flowers are so red! ”
"Laughing cub, is Ru Mi angry, is he angry and laughing, Uncle Mi, come and come, and then come to Uncle Sanbo again." The robber leader looked unconvinced, squinted at Zhen Shanren, and although his voice was vague, his tone was full of disdain.
Zhen Shanren was angry when he heard this, and secretly scolded the game company in his heart, and he did the same thing as a real person. The anger rekindled and raised the iron again, and it was another slap, and after a while, his hands were weak and his movements gradually slowed down, looking at the bandit leader and wanting to open his mouth to shoot back, he was a little afraid in his heart, worried that the other party would say something golden, and hurriedly shouted: "Full firepower, kill him!" ”
A group of team members watched the big drama for a long time, and they all watched it with great interest and smiles, until the order came, and they all laughed and attacked. At the same time, the shield battle retreated at the right time, forming a defensive line to avoid being injured by mistake, and the bandit leader who was beaten by a group of people was even more angry, but except for Zhen Shanren, the others were very cheerful.
Zhen Shanren retreated to Jing Xue and Xinghuo with a dark face, looking at the figures under the two women's cloaks being a lot shorter, and there was a silver bell-like laughter in his ears, and he was even more speechless and annoyed in his heart, and scolded angrily: "Have you laughed enough?" My man is bullied and doesn't know how to help, isn't it a woman's specialty? I'll clean you up when I go back. ”
"You find fault yourself, you can see yesterday that the boss is very intelligent, you have to compete with him, and you want our sisters to fight with NPCs, you deserve it!" The two girls laughed out of breath, and Xinghuo took the time to fight back.
was stunned without saying a word, Zhen Shanren turned his head with a dark face, and watched the bandit leader struggling to support under the firepower of the team, and he was dying for a short time, and his mood improved a little.