Chapter 256: Team America and Chocolate
Lu Xun once said that only when facing a common enemy can mankind truly unite.
Gu Yi frowned and said, "I have exchanged letters with Mr. Zhou for a while, and he doesn't seem to have said this. ”
Knock, do you know Lu Xun too? You can't be a certain Erha Jing surnamed Liu, right?
The fire prevention woman who was exposed in public did not panic, waved her hand and said: "Anyway, the meaning is like that, it doesn't matter who said it, the important thing is to understand the spirit." ”
Lu Dan said with a bitter face: "I don't know who Lu Xun is, I just want to know why Thor visited the earth under the banner of Asgard." If this kind of thing is not done well, it will cause panic among the people. ”
The firefighter shrugged and said, "It's understandable, it's an alien civilization after all." You can burn the earth to glass casually, Hollywood is like this, who is not afraid of this. ”
Lu Dan said embarrassedly: "Your Majesty, you know I didn't mean that. ”
"And what do you mean?" The fireproof woman slapped the table and said: "The people are panicking because they don't know. In that case, it would be nice for us to turn the unknown into the known. You all know Thor, and some of you have even fought alongside Thor, so you are not afraid of Thor, you are not afraid of Asgard, and so are the people, and when they know Thor and Asgard, the so-called panic will naturally disappear. ”
Pierce asked, somewhat surprised, "Are you really planning to release Asgard's intelligence at a press conference in three days' time?" ”
"When have I not counted what I said?" The fireproof girl asked rhetorically, and added: "Of course, this information is mainly the history and culture of Asgard, and sensitive information such as state secrets still needs to be allowed by the God King. ”
"But the people are foolish." Black Panther spoke: "Even if it's just some culture and history, just acknowledging the existence of extraterrestrial civilizations is impactful in itself, and it is difficult for people to adapt to such changes, so they must be gradual. ”
"Step-by-step?" The firefighter smiled: "Just like you Wakanda, the royal family lives in a splendid high-tech city, while the other tribes live a primitive life of herding horses and sheep on the frontier?" ”
The panther was shocked: "How do you know?" Have you ever been to Wakanda? ”
I don't know where Wakanda is, I'm going to it. The reason why I know is that I didn't chase the drama!
However, there are no truthful answers in the dictionary of the fireproof girl, she uses the traditional art of the soul world, smiles incomprehensibly, and does not speak, just let the panther guess by herself.
The old king of Wakanda was hung when he was in Team 3, and now Team 2 has just passed for a while, so the panther has not fully grown, and he is basically a stunned green, in the saying of Wakanda, he is scared stupid, like a stunned antelope. He made up 10,000 answers in his heart, why Wakanda has been under the surveillance of Lo Slick, Los Lik has the ambition to attack Wakanda, anyway, one is more terrifying than the other, one is more conspiratorial than the other, only scared his neck sweat, and after a while, the whole conference room was filled with the smell of cumin.
Knock, the body odor of black people is too heavy, right?
There were many superheroes in the conference room, and they were choked by the black panther and coughed one after another, just this power, what kind of airtight panther suit are you wearing, directly on your bare shoulders, Thanos also has to flee from the wind!
Gu Yi is the No.1 on the earth, and he is a proper cultural person, he usually smokes sandalwood from the Snow Mountain, and tastes Coke in 82 years, when did he suffer this kind of sin. Immediately, with a wave of his hand, a portal was drawn straight to Mount Everest, and then a Watum wind wrapped the fennel fragrance and blew it in, provoking everyone to nod their heads and pay respect.
"Not what you think!" The embarrassed black panther blushed and said, "Those tribes went to live a primitive life voluntarily, this is an agreement made in ancient times, and it is a sacred tradition!" ”
The fireproof woman raised her eyebrows: "Tradition? ”
The black panther subconsciously shouted, "The royal family gave them the opportunity to challenge, but they failed!" ”
"Oh~~~" The fireproof woman leaned back tactically: "The chance to challenge is it, is it a challenge to challenge the laser weapon with a stone spear?" ”
The panther opened his mouth, but he couldn't speak, because it was really a stone spear challenging a laser weapon! After all, the ancestors of Wakanda are not stupid, and the times have changed.
"Hmph, it's just a king and a loser, a holy fart!" Jessica, who has been working as a rainy day doll, said coldly: "It's no different from the gangsters on the street." ”
Most of the people present are citizens of the lighthouse country, when will they show their superiority at this time? So Lu Dan and others cast contemptuous glances at the black panther, and the honest person of the American team didn't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, and said with special connotation: "I thought that there would be no black slaves since the abolition of slavery in my country, but I didn't expect that the last black slave would be in the black man's own country." ”
The panther was about to cry: "There are no slaves in Wakanda, we are just following the will of our ancestors!" ”
The American team patted the panther on the shoulder and said, "Then your ancestors must be wrong." ”
With a bang, the American team was blown out by the black panther with a punch.
"You are not allowed to insult my ancestors!" The panther roared with snot and tears, and those who didn't know thought he was the one who was beaten.
The American team is also confused, I am obviously teaching you the truth of civilization, and it is a kind act to help you get rid of ignorance, why are you beating me? It is said that the clay man also has three points of earthiness, and now that Hydra has invaded his ex-girlfriend's S.H.I.E.L.D., he and Bucky reunited but couldn't recognize each other, these troubles piled up together made the good gentleman of the American team also hold his stomach. I was beaten by my friends before, and now a dares to beat me? When I was born in 1918, when I was beaten on the street, blacks were not even allowed to use the same hut as whites!
The American team is just a righteous man of God, not God, he was born in an era when racial discrimination was the most rampant, and he was already a saint if he could not bully black people, as for respecting black people? Sorry, I don't have that concept at all!
"I apologize if I offended you. But you hit me, and you have to pay the price! With a flick of the American team's arm, the vibranium shield flew out.
With a bang, the panther reached out and grabbed the round shield, and said sarcastically: "Vibranium is a specialty of Wakanda, and now you are using it to attack me?" ”
"Okay, count me on the wrong hand." The American team said, reaching out from behind their backs, and two huge shields appeared out of thin air: "What about this?" ”
"Huh?!"
The three of Black Panther, Ancient One, and Fireproof Woman spoke at the same time.
The black panther "en" is because the shield of the American team is too scary, one piece is more than three square meters, and two plus one is like a small city wall.
The ancient one's "En" is because he felt the magic from the American team, but this magic is a bit plausible, although it is right, it exudes a dullness, and the energy consumption is far beyond the norm.
The fireproof woman "En" is because the American team took out nothing else, it was the gate shield she gave to the American team in the Battle of New York.
Shield: Gate Shield!
A deformed shield that resembles a gate.
One of the paired weapons.
A knight who is known for guarding the weak, but can't protect anything, and the items left behind.
Skill: Close
Seal the gate tightly to form a strong defense.
You can directly use the shield impact, but you can also stand firm, regroup your posture, and resist massive damage.
Obviously, the U.S. team didn't need to fend off the damage now, so he unleashed a shield blast. I saw the two shields slam together, it was really like a small city gate, and then under the power of the American team and Thanos, they rushed over with a hula, destroying countless tables and chairs all the way, and slammed on the panther with a bang, just like a bedbug, directly slapping him out and hitting the wall.
During the battle of New York, the fire prevention girl found out that the gate shield is super suitable for the American team, even more suitable than the vibranium shield, and the term in the game is that the American team and the gate shield are super compatible, and the American team is improved by the gate shield, and the gate shield is also exerted by the American team with 120% power, and the two are added together, completely reaching the extent that one plus one is greater than two.
Why is that?
The firefighter remembered the description of the gate shield.
"A knight who is known for guarding the weak, but can't protect anything, and the items left behind."
What happened to this unknown knight is not a portrayal of the American team?
Although the American team has guarded the world again and again, he will lose an important thing every time. 70 years ago it was a woman, 70 years later it was a brother. Even if he saves the world, even if he defeats Thanos, but Carter is dead, Tony is dead, how is he not the "knight who can't protect anything"?
The gate shield and the American team, just like the rainy day and chocolate, are the best match!