Chapter 216: I'm a Liar

After thinking about it, Ji Dabao withdrew his gaze and rolled his eyes at Wu Liuqi.

"Come on, Ah Qi, the person you are talking about is our new landlord, Mr. Lu, he is a money addict~ Collect money and receive hand cramps, what can you get? It is estimated that Mr. Lu was drunk and drunk, so he said nonsense. ”

Ji Dabao learned from the mouth of the previous landlord that the new landlord was not short of money at all.

Ordinary people look forward to the rent-collecting life of the chartered public, but for a super rich person like Lu Jiu, the rent collection is just because there are too many houses and no one lives in it, which is too wasteful.

People like people who don't lack anything can still figure out what to do on the streets?

Figure the three handfuls of dull hair on the top of his head?

Besides, even if it was tracking, it was impossible for Mr. Lu to know in advance that they were coming here, right?

You must know that Mr. Lu was already here before they came!

As for saying some strange things to Ah Qi or something, Ji Dabao estimated that it should be the reason why this big guy was drunk.

Lu Jiu, who was next to him, had pointed ears, and naturally heard what Ji Dabao said.

Regarding Ji Dabao's speculation, Lu Jiu felt that it didn't matter.

If you misunderstand, you misunderstand!

Wu Liuqi also felt a little reasonable when he heard this, if Lu Jiu really had any intentions for himself or said that he really had a lot to do with him, there was no reason for him to look like he didn't know himself this time?

So the only explanation is that Lu Jiu drank too much last time and talked nonsense.

But Wu Liuqi still felt a little weird.

Seeing this, Ji Dabao pulled his thoughts back: "Ah Qi, continue our topic just now, and I'll explain to you what an assassin is." ”

Ji Dabao's face was serious, and he began to speak slowly.

Wu Liuqi also listened carefully while drinking a drink.

"Assassins are the oldest profession in the world, and wherever there are people, there will be assassins, and where there are assassins, there will be hatred......"

Ji Dabao's slightly hoarse voice sounded like a hint of a secret show.

Lu Jiu listened with relish, and his attention was no longer on Brother Ji in front of him now, and he only occasionally responded to a few sentences.

Listening to Ji Dabao's talk about assassins, Lu Jiu couldn't help but smash his mouth.

Speaking of which, my own growth process is also a bit monotonous.

Xuanwu Kingdom casually throws a martial artist to other places, and it is a master among masters.

But back in the Xuanwu Kingdom, then you can only be at the bottom.

Lu Jiu developed in the "friendly, civilized and harmonious" environment of Xuanwu Kingdom.

Being able to survive safely and grow into the number one swordsman in the world today is naturally inseparable from his master Nie Qinglong.

Otherwise, he would definitely not be able to survive in a hell-level novice village like Xuanwu Kingdom.

Not to mention growing into the big guy he is now.

Now that I have arrived at Chicken Island, I can't help but want to laugh when I hear that the top ten assassins in Ji Dabao's mouth are peerless masters.

Both the Stern and the Xuanwu Kingdom had Assassin Organizations, and compared to the Assassin Organizations in the Stern Kingdom, the Xuanwu Empire had more and stronger Assassin Organizations.

And there are a lot of assassin organizations.

For example, the former leader of the Assassin Order, the Shadow Assassin Order.

Unbeknownst to him, the former Chief Shadow Assassin was right in front of him.

He is the strongest assassin of the strongest Assassin Order.

It is much higher than the so-called "top ten" gold content!

Thinking of this, Lu Jiu shook his head and smiled with the wine bottle.

Bang –

At the same time, Brother Ji's head was planted directly on the table, and he fell asleep.

Such a big movement startled Lu Jiu, and the chicken Dabao and Wu Liuqi next to him were also frightened, and subconsciously turned their heads to look at Lu Jiu, who was still awake next to him.

“……”

"Well, hello uncle (Mr. Lu)! You're eating here, huh? ”

Ji Dabao smiled awkwardly with Wu Liuqi.

Ji Dabao originally saw Lu Jiu and Brother Ji drinking, so he didn't dare to disturb.

But now that I see it, it has become an embarrassing scene where I didn't greet others.

The loud noise made by Brother Ji instantly broke the tacit understanding of the three of them, causing this embarrassing situation.

Seeing this, Lu Jiu scratched his head and snorted: "Yes, yes, this kid can't help drinking, it's really not good!" The amount of alcohol is so bad! ”

Originally, if Brother Ji was still awake, he would still be able to justifiably be here, but Brother Ji is now drunk under the quilt, so Lu Jiu can only ......

Bang –

Lu Jiu, who was still laughing, suddenly fell on the table as if he had suddenly died, and knocked over the peanuts.

After a while, there was a snoring sound.

The clerk who was eating melon seeds was shocked when he saw this, and he didn't dare to go up to disturb the two big guys sleeping, so he could only tremble.

Seeing this, Ji Dabao and Wu Liuqi glanced at each other and nodded thoughtfully.

It seems that Lu Jiu must have been talking nonsense that day because he was drunk!

Ji Dabao retracted his gaze, coughed, and said seriously: "Okay, Ah Qi, I think you also know something about assassins, if there is anything you don't understand, I can help you answer it for free!" ”

Wu Liuqi thought about it when he heard this, the scissors in his hand spun around, hovered in his hand, drank his drink and said: "Although I know what an assassin is now, I can only play with scissors, and the devil knows how to play an assassin." ”

When Ji Dabao heard this, he jumped directly on the table and stared at him with solemn eyes: "Throw away the soda!" ”

Wu Liuqi was taken aback by him like this, a little embarrassed, let go of his hand, and the bottle fell to the ground.

"If you want to be a professional assassin, you must have special skills!"

The corners of Ji Dabao's mouth curled slightly, and he took out a book and raised it above his head.

"Assassin Quick Method!"

"With this thing, you'll be able to quickly become a professional ......"

"Bang-"

Before Ji Dabao's words were finished, a loud noise suddenly came from next to him and Wu Liuqi, which frightened their necks and almost fell to the ground.

It turned out that Brother Ji's center of gravity was unstable and knocked over the table.

Lu Jiu also fell to the ground.

“……”

Ji Dabao and Wu Liuqi broke out in a cold sweat.

Brother Ji fell to the ground and didn't move, if it weren't for his snoring, others would probably have to buy a coffin for him.

And Lu Jiu rubbed his eyes, snorted, and slowly stood up, looking confused.

In fact, in his heart, he secretly scolded Brother Ji.

smashed his mouth, Lu Jiu seemed to have just seen Ji Dabao, and said hello: "Alas, it's Ji Dabao, take your son out to eat?" ”

Lu Jiu said as if he hadn't sobered up yet.

Son?

One person and one chicken were stunned when they heard this, and reacted.

"......" Wu Liuqi.

Lu Jiu didn't know that he had said the wrong thing, and said with a serious face: "You continue to eat, I'll go home first, it's so late......"

After speaking, he walked towards his own house with a slight sway.

Ji Dabao glanced at the dazzling sun in the sky, glanced at Wu Liuqi, and couldn't help but fall into silence......

Wu Liuqi didn't believe that anyone could talk nonsense with a serious face before.

Now he knows.

……

Assassin Essential Skill 1: Stealth Penetration!

Ji Dabao slowly took off his sunglasses, his eyes were sharp, and he raised an egg in his hand high: "This is my latest invention - Variety GAi Ba Egg!" ”

"First of all, you have to imagine in your mind what you're going to become......"

Ji Dabao began to explain to Wu Liuqi the use of GAI Ba eggs.

And Lu Jiu, who was standing at the corner of the roof of the building, vaguely listened to what Ji Dabao said, and fell into thought.

It seems that the country also has something similar to the function of this variety GAI BA egg......

To be honest, Lu Jiu didn't believe that this was Ji Dabao's own invention, but whatever he had, he wouldn't use this thing.

I played with my nails in every kind of boredom.

In Lu Jiu's opinion, Ji Dabao should have given him the entire certificate directly, anyway, Wu Liuqi would not be able to meet the requirements of a normal assassin.

For example, if you are ruthless, you can directly exclude Wu Liuqi.

Glancing down again, one person and one chicken finally didn't continue to think about the variety GAI BA eggs, but made a pot of hot pot and put in the beef balls.

"Toot toot!"

At this time, Lu Jiu's mobile phone rang.

Lu Jiu took out his mobile phone and glanced at it, it was an unfamiliar number.

Who called him?

Lu Jiu was a little surprised, but still picked up the phone.

As soon as I picked up the phone, an anxious male voice came from the other side.

"Your brother was hit by a car, his life is dying, and now he needs surgery, you hurry up and call 1 million over, I will help you pay first, my account is *****......"

“……”

Lu Jiu glanced at the fool who was holding the cow pill below, and fell silent.

It seems that the liars of this world are still very simple.

"Hello? Mr? Are you still there? ”

The liar on the other end of the phone was also a little puzzled when he saw that Lu Jiu didn't speak.

Lu Jiu's eyes rolled.

His face instantly turned gloomy, his tone was cold, and his voice was hoarse: "Who asked you to take him to the hospital?" ”

Yes?

The liar was stunned when he heard this, and when he heard Lu Jiu's cold tone, he was shocked.

He called casually, anyway, it doesn't cost much to make a phone call, but if a fool believes them and calls for money, it will be enough for them to eat for a while!

Listening to the meaning of Lu Jiu's words, he has a younger brother, but this tone is ......

It seems that he knows that his brother was hit by a car, but he doesn't want his brother to go to the hospital?!

He wants his brother dead?!

Thinking of this, the liar's heart was cold and he swallowed his saliva.

Lu Jiu said in a cold tone: "You kill him right now, after the matter is completed, I will give you a million, otherwise it will ......"

“…… I have a way to find out ...... you."

Lu Jiu's tone was calm, and there was no doubt in his hoarse voice.

When the crook on the other side heard this, he couldn't help but tremble and almost threw away his phone.

This time I played Dafabet!

This looks like a big guy who competes with his younger brother for family property and is a killer! And I happened to make a phone call!

If there really is a brother in front of him, the liar may be able to kill someone ruthlessly.

But! The problem is that I don't have a brother by my side!

But if you don't give this big guy a satisfactory answer......

Thinking of this, the liar panicked, swallowed his saliva, and broke out in a cold sweat on his forehead: "...... first Sir, don't get excited, I'm actually a liar, I'm not with your brother, I'm ......"

The liar is so anxious that his tongue is knotted.

Seeing this, Lu Jiu couldn't help laughing.

It seems that the liars here are still too simple!

However, he continued to say coldly: "It seems that you are planning to support my brother as the head of the house......"

"Okay then...... Hope you're ready......"

Honk!

After that, Lu Jiu hung up the phone without hesitation, and his stomach hurt from laughing.

On the other end of the phone, the scammers in front of the computer desk were panicked at this time.

"Don't! I didn't ......."

"Toot ......"

The scammer glanced at the phone number displayed on his screen, and at this time, he noticed that the end number of this mobile phone number was actually six !!

This is a phone number that only a big guy can have?!

Boom!

Thinking of this, the liar swallowed hard, and his face turned pale.

Their phone numbers are all automatically dialed by a system, so this number is not controlled by themselves.

It was a complete coincidence that it was able to hit Lu Jiu's number.

And Lu Jiu's beautiful name was naturally done by the president of the bank.

Thinking of what Lu Jiu just said about "supporting" and "head of the family", the liar suddenly realized that he might be involved in the struggle for power of a big family!

This kind of tail number boss can find out his location, and the liar doesn't suspect it at all!

Thinking of this, the liar trembled and turned pale.

Glancing at the office around and a group of colleagues who were "working", the crook suddenly felt that he did not have the slightest sense of security!

Let the kind of big guy who covers the sky with one hand find himself, and he will definitely die without a place to be buried!

Thinking of this, the liar only felt a chill rise from his tail vertebrae, making him feel like he was falling into an ice cave.

He only felt a sense of fear creeping through his heart.

It's not safe here!

I'm going to run away! I'm going to run away!

Where can I be protected?

Organization? No way! Leaving the city? There is certainly not enough time! Not at all!

Where is it safe?

Police station!!!

The crook suddenly thought of this place!

Perhaps, only if you turn yourself in and stay in the police station is safe!

Thinking of this, the liar Huo Ran got up and ran towards the outside of the company without hesitation.

However, their organization is naturally guarded.

"Oops! Where are you going? Hold it! ”

Seeing this, a watchman with an electric baton hurriedly tried to stop him.

However, the scammer rushed to the police station like crazy.

After a long run, he finally came to the front of the police station.

The pursuers behind naturally didn't dare to chase after them anymore.

Although they believe that the most dangerous place is the safest place, they chose the address next to the police station.

But as a liar organization, is it possible to go to the police station to arrest people?

Looking at the police officers coming and going inside, the liar took a breath, and his heart was suddenly filled with a sense of security, and a relaxed expression appeared on his face.

He shouted into the police station, "I'm a liar!! I'm going to turn myself in!! ”

The police officers paused and asked a question.

After a while, the crook looked at the handcuffs in his hands and smiled contentedly.

It's finally safe......