Jim Carrey also nodded slightly and said: "What you said also has some truth, but our family doesn't like to be anyone's subordinates, so it's impossible to let us join the Southern faction, but it's okay to be an ally, and if you agree to these three requirements, then I will consider forming an alliance with you." ”

Leng Wuxian asked directly: "Which three requirements?" ”

"First, we will not interfere with each other's territorial jurisdiction, second, we will prohibit members of both sides from entering each other's territory at any time except in special circumstances, otherwise I will regard it as a provocation, and third, if I agree to the first two points, I will ask to meet with Boss Bi on the third condition."

"I will convey these three conditions you put forward to him, so I'll bother Z here today! And also...... Can you let your son take me down the mountain? It's dark and I'm not familiar with the terrain," so I asked him to take me down the mountain.

Jim Carrey nodded, and just then Silly Qiang came in with hot tea.

Jim Carrey glared at him and asked, "Have you been making tea for so long?" ”

"I want to boil water, and I went to grab a bag of tea, our family has no tea, and I ran back and forth for more than an hour, which is very hard, but unfortunately it is brewed."

"I don't need it anymore, there are things in my bedroom with tea, why do you still go all the way out to grab it?"

Jim Carrey slapped his head angrily, and then said to Leng Wuxi: "My son doesn't have enough brains, so you can laugh." ”

"No, no, no, I think he looks burly, it's pretty good!"

When Silly Qiang heard this, he blurted out: "Little sister, are you praising me?" Why don't you be my daughter-in-law! ”

Leng Wuxian didn't refuse directly, so he said: "Okay!" When you're older, I'll marry you. ”

"I'm an adult now, I don't have to grow any longer." Silly Qiang said this directly, who would have thought that Jim Carrey would also answer: "My sons are 20 years old, and they are not young, if you want me to support the wedding for the two of you." ”

Leng Wuxi's expression changed slightly, and he cursed secretly in his heart: "I hate you old and immortal, your son is stupid, you are not stupid, you want me to marry your son, you think beautiful!" ”

But Leng Wuxian didn't show the dissatisfaction in his heart, and still smiled sincerely and said: "Of course it's okay to marry your son, but not yet!" ”

"What's not to do? It's rare for my son to look at you, so it's better for you to marry my son and get married today! ”

"What's going on all of a sudden?" Leng Wuji's smile slowly faded: "Mr. Jim Carrey, don't make trouble, I'm a representative of the Southern faction." ”

"So what? As long as I don't kill you, what's wrong with just accompanying my son? ”

"Mr. Jim Carrey, if this is a joke, I will listen to it as a joke, but don't take it seriously, otherwise it will not be good if I take it seriously for a while." This sentence is cold and traceless, in a very cold tone, is warning Jim Carrey and his son.

Silly Qiang said to Jim Carrey: "Dad, can this woman really be my daughter-in-law?" ”

"Of course there's no problem, as long as the woman you like, your father will definitely let you marry."

Jim Carrey didn't want to be embarrassed at first, but suddenly felt that his son liked this woman very much and went all the way to get tea for her.

Jim Carrey has long wanted to find a woman for his son to accompany him, after all, he is stupid, although he has a brute strength and is not weak, but his IQ is a hard injury, and the younger son was deceived and disappeared because his IQ was too weak.

So Jim Carrey looked for a lot of things for his son, but Silly Qiang didn't like them, so none of them were suitable, and it was rare for his son to like this, so it didn't matter if she was from the Southern School.

Jim Carrey knew that with his son's stupidity, it was impossible to find a satisfactory one for himself, so Jim Carrey had to think about his son.

"Son, do you like this woman?"

"Like! Loved it! ”

"If you like it, then you can have a round house today."

Leng Wuxian immediately shouted: "What are you kidding, don't you want my opinion?" Your father and son are really a madman, a fool, I don't bother to pay attention to you, I'll go down the mountain myself......"

A smile rose at the corner of Jim Carrey's mouth, I'm afraid you want to leave now, but you can't go.

"Joke, since I dare to come alone, then I have the ability to go alone."

Jim Carrey smiled after hearing this: "You are really confident, do you think you can walk out?" ”

"Then give it a try!" Leng Wuxian said this with his hands on his hips, and Silly Qiang also said on the side: "Don't go, it's not too late to have a cup of tea and leave." ”

"Drink you banana spicy!" Leng Wuxian spit out directly, dirty, speech, filthy, speech, and at the same time, she also walked directly out of the door.

Jin Carrey said directly to Silly Qiang: "If you can beat her, she will be your daughter-in-law in the future, why don't you go and subdue her?" ”

Silly Qiang roared excitedly when he heard it: "Ah~Ahh ”

Silly Qiang let out a roar of Tarzan of the Apes, and then spread his arms and began to beat his chest, vomiting blood from knocking himself too hard.

This action not only stunned Leng Wuxi, but even his father Jim Carrey was stunned: "You are stupid." B。 What are you doing? I asked you to beat her, and you knocked yourself out and vomited blood, and you beat a hair? ”

Because a few days ago, I went to R area to buy a small TV, and I haven't watched TV for more than 20 years, and after watching Tarzan of the Apes, I not only became interested in women, but also often imitated Tarzan.

This time, he was too excited, and subconsciously began to imitate the roar of Taishan, as well as the classic action of beating his chest, but his stupid strength was too great, and he kept vomiting blood from the chest beating.

Leng Wuxian smiled at it: "Can you also learn a decent one for me?" Can we be more professional? ”

Leng Wuxian directly split his legs, raised his hands above his head, and began to pretend to be an orangutan, her female orangutan movements were too similar, and immediately made Silly Qiang also start to learn her movements.

Jim Carrey was stunned again, thinking to himself, is this woman psychopathic? How did she pretend to be an orangutan, and it was really similar, Leng Wuxian This orangutan action, if she was dressed in an orangutan costume, she might be taken away by the zoo, because it was too similar.

She rolled on the ground and crawled, and suddenly made a fist to hit her head hard, but she just hit her lightly and pretended to faint, and the stupid Qiang who learned the same action as her really punched herself in the head and knocked herself unconscious.

After seeing Silly Qiang faint, Leng Wuxian stood up again, if she really started to fight with Silly Qiang, the chance of winning would be zero, and the relative escape rate of fighting with Jim Carrey would be more than doubled.

Jim Carrey looked at his son who had fainted, and began to applaud, obviously for the cold and traceless.

"Awesome...... My stupid son is afraid that others will suppress him with his IQ, so I need a smart woman like you to be my daughter-in-law. ”

After Jim Carrey said this, he rushed directly towards Leng Wuji, the distance between the two was already very short, plus the high-speed movement, almost in three seconds, Jim Carrey's hand knife had already slashed at her neck, and Jim Carrey, who originally thought it would be done with one move, was instantly dodged by this woman, followed by a kick out, hitting Jim Carrey's face, kicking him all over the face, and his nosebleed spurted out more than half a meter high.

This result was completely unexpected, and he originally thought that even if this woman had some skills, she would definitely be a character who could do it in one move.

But he didn't know that this Leng Wuxian who didn't look very powerful, but was a Hexin cadre with the status of a fighter of the Southern faction, his strength was definitely not in the ranks of the weak.

This time Jim Carrey really lost a lot of face, he immediately got up and jumped again, he was not big but the bounce was amazing, because he wanted Leng Wuxian to be his son's daughter-in-law, so he didn't use weapons against her, he just wanted to subdue her with his fists and feet.

But it is obvious that Jim Carrey is thinking too much, although Jim Carrey's attack, although it fully reflects the three words of fast, accurate and ruthless, but in fact, it does not have the slightest effect on Leng Wuxi.

The moves are fast, but Leng Wuxian can still see that whether it is a kick or a combo between punches and elbows and knees, they are very accurate under Jim Carrey's attack, but unfortunately, although accurate, they are blocked by Leng Wuxian with various moves, and her attack methods have also fallen into a violent and panicked mood with the repeated misses with Leng Wuji.

"Impossible? Why didn't my attack work for her? ”

Leng Wuxian saw that Jim Carrey's attack rhythm began to be chaotic, and she also suddenly changed her path technique from non-stop defense to a very direct attack.

And Leng Wuxian attacks are also quite violent, and every attack will definitely shatter a piece of furniture in the house, which can be described as a copy of the female destruction king.

But Jim Carrey's strength is not weak, although he fell into passivity for a while, it is not so easy to defeat Jim Carrey.

Although he doesn't have Jim Carrey's strength, he is not weak, so it is not easy for Jim Carrey to capture Leng Wuxian alive without a life-and-death fight, although Leng Wuji knows that the real strength should be below Jim Carrey, but she still continues to attack him very calmly.

At this time, in the same place, on the large round bed in different rooms, Ling Zifeng was holding You Di'an, who had been conquered by him, and at this time she panted and said, "I really didn't expect you to be so strong, you are ten thousand times stronger than my husband...... No, no, no...... 10,000 times more...... 100,000 times! ”

Ling Zifeng lit a cigarette and said with a smile: "It's not too late for you to know now!" ”

Yudian said happily: "If you trap my husband, it would be fine!" ”

"Looks like you're not enough?"

"Hey, hey! That's not as good as us ......."

"No more...... It's been a long time, Angelina and they should be suspicious if it goes on like this, let's get out! After Ling Zifeng finished speaking, he had already begun to get dressed.

"And when is our next time?" You Dian asked this directly, and Ling Zifeng smiled slightly: "Why have you become so active now?" ”

"Nasty! It's not because you're ......"

Ling Zifeng gently stroked Yu Di'an's long hair, although she was 20 years older than Ling Zifeng, but the strengthened gene cells made her look already at the age of 20, and in terms of beauty, she was much more beautiful than Leng Wuxian, which is why Leng Wuxian was jealous of Yu Di'an.

You Dian, who was stroked by Ling Zifeng, obediently put her head on Ling Zifeng's armpit, looking very intimate, but she didn't expect that You Dian, who usually looks cold and arrogant, would be coquettish to a man twenty years younger than herself, this is the first time she has never been like this with her husband, this kind of heartwarming mood has never been with Jim Carrey.

Xu Xian and Wu Yifan, who were standing a hundred meters away from the door, talked in a low voice.

Xu Xian said: "It seems that Ling Zifeng is seriously injured!" After being treated for so long, there is no movement at all, it can't be hung up, right? ”

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