Chapter 15: The Barnum Effect

"It's just a small courtesy, not a respect!"

"Emiko ......"

Pushing the gold mountain and pouring the jade pillar, Emmiko directly knelt on the ground respectfully under the soil seat.

Although I am accustomed to bowing and kneeling, the earth seat is also considered a great gift in kneeling.

Emiko Fukuyama never expected to make the shrine god forgive her offense by giving a gift, as long as she could get the god to remove the anger a little.

If you really can't do it, make a promise!

Thinking about it, the other party is a priest with special abilities, and it seems that this is not a loss.

"Hmm." Mito Hayato maintained his facial paralysis and took the bag.

He glanced casually, and the bag contained small snacks and ......

An envelope.

Most of the envelopes are filled with money!

It's just that it's inconvenient to take out and count them directly, but looking at the approximate thickness of the envelope, Mito Hayato has already deeply sensed Emmiko's apology!

How much money should there be?

Ten thousand? That's too little.

It should be at least ten Fukuzawa Yukichi, no, look at the thickness boldly, twenty!

If you say 200,000 yuan, the top newcomer who has just left school will have a month's salary.

Mito Hayato was thinking about the envelope in a daze, but Emiko was nervous to death, the god had not spoken for more than ten seconds, was he thinking about how to punish himself?

Rope? Candle? Plastic clothing?

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"Don't kill me, don't kill me......" Emiko muttered quietly, and Mito Hayato heard it clearly.

"Nothing." Mito Hayato shook his head slightly, "I never took it to heart, don't think about it, and the gods won't blame it for this little thing." ”

"Hey!" Receiving a positive answer from the priest, Emiko breathed a sigh of relief.

On the side, Aina's attention was attracted by the mini tube car next to her, and the goldfish tied to it was too eye-catching.

Just like that, he was tied to the cart, staring at the beads of his eyes and closing his mouth.

However, his good friend is sincerely apologizing, and it seems that it is not convenient to ask the little god what the meaning of such an arrangement is.

"......" Mito noticed Aina's gaze, and he coughed deeply, "I'm punishing this goldfish." ”

"Boom." The goldfish opened and closed its mouth, and its eyes were melancholy.

"Ah, good!" Aina was stunned when she heard this, punishing the goldfish?

"Hmm." That sentence was enough, and Mito didn't want to explain too much.

As a master who lives in seclusion in the 'countryside', he should talk less concisely.

β€œοΌοΌβ€ But Emiko next to her thought deeper.

On other people, punishing the goldfish is definitely a joke, but is the god a joker? Of course not!

Therefore, this goldfish must have made a mistake, if it is an ordinary goldfish, it is naturally impossible to make any mistakes that make people angry, and with the memory of the fish, it is useless to punish in this way.

So everything can be explained in this way!

This goldfish is an ordinary goldfish on the surface, but it is actually a monster goldfish! If you have wisdom and can speak human words, you may even become a human on the night of the full moon.

A country god with magical powers, a monster goldfish who will turn into a human body, everything makes sense.

β€œοΌβ€ At this time, Emiko's eyes became surprised when she looked at the goldfish, and she secretly bowed to the goldfish.

This goldfish is also an elegant person!

"I, we still want to worship the gods again." Aina dragged Emiko, who was stunned.

"Hmm."

"Emmiko, let's go worship......"

"Ah, good!" Emiko pulls herself out of the terrible reasoning of the truth and carefully washes her mouth at the hand water house.

Her last visit was to hang her child, this time it can be described as sincere fear, every time she bowed, she couldn't wait to knock her head on the money box, but the last one put into the box was still five yuan.

Taking advantage of the gap between the two worshipping, Mito Hayato quietly tore open the envelope.

Five, ten, twenty...... Fifty sheets!

He counted three times in a row, once forty-eight, once fifty, and once forty-nine, although the number of copies counted was different each time, but since it was an apology, it must be an integer.

Fifty pieces of Fukuzawa Yukichi, 500,000 yen! This is a month's salary that only middle-aged people in their forties who have mixed into small leadership positions will have.

If only someone could give 500,000 yen to themselves every month......

"Be calm, be calm, be calm......" pinched his palm, Mito Hayato calmed down his mood a little, isn't it 500,000, and he will earn more in the future! However, be careful not to be too conspicuous about your abilities.

Thinking about it, Mito Hayato couldn't help but look in the direction of Bunkyo District, where it was difficult to think of the groundburst stars suspended there without being eye-catching.

Moreover, this Emiko is a rich woman!

Is this the style of the people of Tokyo? Got it!

"Smack!"

After the two of them finished worshipping, Mito Hayato walked over unhurriedly: "Your mind is already felt by the gods. ”

I felt it deeply! What a devout man!

"Hey! Lord God, look at my love fortune......"

No, I won't look at it, you can be smart.

Mito Hayato naturally couldn't say that, so he looked at Emiko's face so much.

Well, it looks very ordinary, not like it looks like it can attract wild bees and butterflies, and the Aina next to her looks good, but considering that Emiko can come up with 500,000 apologies, she should be a rich woman.

"Well, your path to love has many waves, and the older you get, the more unstable it becomes."

"Ah, yes, yes, none of the boyfriends I've been talking about since junior high school can last for many years." With a glint in her eyes, Emmiko realized that this little god was really a god.

"You need to be liked and respected by others, and it is difficult to interact with the opposite sex, although you appear to be calm and calm on the outside, and you pretend to be indifferent to these things in love, but in fact you are anxious inside, and you sometimes doubt whether you have made the right decision or done the right thing."

Although he didn't have any skills in divination and fortune-telling, he was still very sure of just saying some clichΓ©s.

"It's too accurate, it's too accurate, there's nothing wrong with that." Emiko clenched her fists, her heart pounding wildly with excitement.

"Your marriage and love path cannot be interfered with by family members or friends, otherwise it will fail."

"Huh? Be! Hayami, Nishikito, and Hanyu all seem to have broken up with me like this, and it's all family members who say it's inappropriate, right, Aina? ”

"Huh?" Aina nodded stupidly.

Although she has never been in a relationship, she ...... Aren't men and women in modern society often breaking up, and maybe one out of a hundred people will be able to go from school to marriage? Most people just die and live in the ups and downs of love.

The god seems to be saying...... Seemingly accurate, but completely useless nonsense?

Aina felt like she could take her seat in those words.