"Wow, Asker, your bed is so big!"

Mia screamed excitedly, and was about to jump on the bed to play, but was stopped by Mi'er in time.

"Stupid!" Mi'er reminded her speechlessly, "The bed in every room is the same size. ”

"But the head of the regiment sleeps in such a big bed alone!" Mia said as a matter of course, "And we'll have to squeeze two of us into a bed!" Damn, Asker, you are so cunning! ”

I'm actually squeezing with four people! Asker couldn't complain about her words, so he could only silently roll up his dead fish eyes.

Someone in the quilt poked his waist with his fingers, urging him to hurry up and kick the two out.

"Actually, I'm already sleeping." Asker said.

"Hey, it's so early!" Mia said with some disdain, "Asker, you have also become an old man, and you actually went to bed so early!" ”

I can't take this even more, is there any inevitable connection between going to bed early and the old man? In other words, you are squandering your health in the middle of the night!

"We can't sleep tonight, so we want to hear Asker tell the story." Mi'er whispered beside her.

Asker: ???

Inside the quilt, the girls were also speechless.

Storytelling? What a broken reason for this! At least find some normal excuses! For example, looking at the stars, how to become stronger, life negotiation or something......

"Can you use the law of manipulation to ...... them" Nora looked over Asker's body and silently lip-synced with Medea on the other side.

"No, I'll be found by Mi'er." Medea is also very distressed, feeling that since Mi'er comprehended the law of fate, it is like suddenly attacking life, and it is simply inviolable to all kinds of poisons.

For a while, everyone had no idea, so they could only huddle up in the quilt and think nervously, feeling that their breathing became extremely hot (mainly stuffy).

"I want to hear stories." Mia grabbed Asker's hand outside the quilt, shook it and began to be coquettish, "Commander...... Well? ”

She noticed that Asker's hand was too heavy to pull. Eleanor in the quilt quickly shrank her head and released Asker's arm from under her neck.

"Ahem, yes." Asker couldn't resist her, so he could only retract his hand back into the quilt, "I'm too sleepy now, I'll just talk about it, and you can go back to sleep after you talk about it." ”

"Hmm!" Mia and Mi'er replied crisply.

"Then I'll continue to tell you the crime-solving story I told last time, Detective Conan series." Aske cleared his throat, and before he could speak, he heard Mia complain, "Detective is boring!" Every time we have to use our brains to guess who the murderer is, and we can't guess it, it's annoying! ”

"And what do you want to hear?" Asker asked helplessly.

"The story of Wei Xiaobao that I didn't finish telling last time!" Mia said immediately.

"Ahem, what's so good about Wei Xiaobao's story." Asker was a little weak-hearted.

"Wei Xiaobao's personality is similar to mine." Mia said.

"You want to open a harem too?" Mi'er was taken aback.

"No, I mean he's just as nimble as I am." Mia said inexplicably, "I like smart protagonists, I don't like stupid ones, such as the legend of the Condor Heroes that the head of the regiment said last time, I don't like it." ”

Mi'er giggled beside her, and Mia urged the head of the group to continue, and Aske reluctantly excused himself and said:

"Which one did we talk about last time? I can't remember...... Let's change the story. ”

"Last time, I said thirty-nine times: Mr. is happy to do things like a tree, and the kid is floating like a ping." Mi'er reminded.

Even the Chinese chapter names can be said correctly, which shows that Mi'er does not have a good memory at all, but directly observes the past world line and reads it directly according to Asker's previous statement.

Encountering this kind of unreasonable cheating, Aske had no choice but to talk about it roughly, hoping to finish it as soon as possible and then coax the two little ancestors to go back to the room, so that he could lift the quilt seal on his body.

He soon said that Su Quan brought everyone from Shenlong Island to Lichun Courtyard, pretending to be a drama in an attempt to capture Wei Xiaobao. Mi'er and Mia listened in horror and fidgeting, until Aske said that Wei Xiaobao had wittily seen through each other's disguises and stunned them with drugged wine, that the two little girls breathed a sigh of relief and happily urged him to continue quickly.

Aske froze and was about to continue, when he suddenly reacted again:

According to the follow-up of "The Story of Deer and Ding", the next thing is for Wei Xiaobao to return to the hall and see Su Quan, Fang Yi, Mu Jianping, Shuang'er, Zeng Rou and Ah Qi The six beauties were turned over, and there was a Ke lying unconscious on the bed.

And then there was Lord Wei who slept with him...... In normal times, he has a clear conscience (this plot was written by Mr. Jin and it is none of his business), and it doesn't matter if he tells it to the two little girls. Even if it reaches the ears of other girls, at most, they will laugh and scold the head of the regiment for being uneasy and kind, and tell Mia and them colorful stories all day long.

However, looking at his current situation, it seems that he is sleeping alone in the quilt, but in fact, there are two on the left and two on the right, nephrite Wenxiang squeezes together with him, how similar is the plot in the story of Lu Ding!

If it were to be read out in the original text, Peggy and Medea might be nothing, and Nola and Eleanor were probably too ashamed to listen to it, mistakenly thinking that he was hinting at something [forbidden content], then it would really be difficult to explain the follow-up.

Seeing that Asker was a little stuck, Mia urged anxiously again, and he hesitated for a long time, and could only say "I forgot about it later".

Where would Miya be fooled, and pulled Lamier's arm. Mi'er then observed the future line and reminded:

"The later plot should be, 'Wei Xiaobao walked around with Aqi in his arms, on the one hand, he felt that his friend's wife could not be bullied, and on the other hand, he thought that Tang Bohu had nine wives, and he was unwilling to be compared to him, so he hesitated for a long time, and finally let Aqi go'."

"Who is Tang Bohu?" Mia wondered.

Hearing "Tang Bohu has nine wives", Asker was also greatly embarrassed, turned his head to the side and said:

"It's better for you to tell this story, I really can't remember."

"What story to tell?" Sheila's voice came from outside, "Asker, Peggy hasn't been back for a long time, is it in your room?" ”

Everyone in the quilt was taken aback, and Mi'er had already stood up and opened the door, welcoming Sidlifa and Sheila outside the door.

"Peggy and Medea have been away for a long time and haven't come back, let's see if it's on your side......" Sheila, who entered the door, looked at Mia and Mi'er who were sitting next to her, and then looked at Asker, who was lying on the two-meter bed, and saw that the whole quilt covered the big bed tightly, bulging, as if there were seven or eight pillows hidden underneath, and immediately became suspicious.

"We've been listening to the head of the group tell stories here, and we haven't seen the two of them." Mia said innocently.

"Yes." Sidlifa folded her arms.

Sheila didn't take her words seriously at all, just silently looked at Mi'er.

Mi'er gave a meaningful look back.

So Sheila's fingers moved slightly, and the quilt covering the bed suddenly lost its gravity and flew straight up.

Revealing the girls curled up with Aske like milk cats underneath.