The University of Greenwich, located in London, England, is antique and unique, and has always been favored by Hollywood costume fantasy themes, and has been photographed by Hollywood directors many times.

William, a yellow-haired boy studying in Greenwich, is proudly trying to show off his new girlfriend: "Look at that building, how high!" Look at the grass, how green! This is Greenwich, my alma mater, where films like Pirates of the Caribbean 4, The Rise of the Dark Knight, The Mummy, National Treasure, Amazing Grace, The Compass d'Oro and The Queen have been filmed. Baby, this is the closest place to Hollywood, as long as you come over to accompany me often, maybe you can meet Hollywood's big directors and become an instant hit! ”

Nonsense, if it's not for this, why is the old lady looking for you, a poor student, it's really your credit when I shouted last night, tell you, it's all acting!

The little lady with the nose ring was not interested in the teaching building and the lawn, and inadvertently looked at the sky, and suddenly her eyes lit up. She hurriedly pulled her cheap boyfriend and asked excitedly: "Look, it's a spaceship, is there a big director making a movie here?" ”

Huang Mao looked, sure enough, a six- or seven-story vertical spaceship was moving quickly from the sky towards the Greenwich campus, he took out his mobile phone and looked at the school forum, scratched his head and said strangely: "I didn't see the news that a film crew came to shoot the scene, is it a secret shooting?" ”

"Don't care what you have!" The nose ring girl said excitedly: "Look at how realistic that spaceship is, it must be a big crew!" But why didn't I see the green screen, didn't you say that this kind of special effects were added later? ”

Huang Mao began to show off again: "Baby, the green screen technology is outdated, and the top movies now use Stark Industries' mimicry technology. ”

"What is mimicry?"

"Uh......" Huang Mao is a big fan of I Society, but he can't explain it to his two-dimensional girlfriend to his three-dimensional girlfriend, in that case, he has to go out of the Shura field. After thinking about it, he could only explain superficially: "To put it simply, it is a harmless hallucinogenic technology, which is to replace real visual signals with false visual signals, and let people's brains generate specified images." ”

The nose ring girl then remembered that she had seen a similar introduction on the Internet, and she probably understood a little, she pointed to the spaceship that was getting closer and closer, and said, "You mean to say that that thing is fake?" ”

"Of course, baby." Huang Mao said lightly: "How can there be a spaceship on Earth? The only alien appeared on the other side of the planet, in New York, and was defeated in two years. ”

The nose ring girl was relieved when she heard this, and the only bit of nervousness was replaced by longing, and she said excitedly: "This movie must be a big production, otherwise it wouldn't use such advanced technology." You will help me find a director later, I must enter Hollywood this time! ”

"Of course, of course!" Huang Mao said with a grin: "When you become popular, I will have a celebrity girlfriend!" ”

Nose Ring Girl: The first thing I did when I became popular was to kick you!

Huang Mao: If you crooked melon and cracked jujube can be red, you will be a ghost!

The two of them despised each other in their hearts, but their faces were more affectionate than gold, and they watched as the dark elf's spaceship leaped across the riverbank, breaking through the ground like a plow, making a rumbling sound while crashing into buildings along the way, and sailing towards them in a devastating manner.

But instead of hiding, Huang Mao and the nose ring girl became more and more excited.

"Oh my God, this special effect is amazing, it's like a real spaceship coming towards us!" ”

Huang Mao was also full of praise: "Even the ground shook with it, what kind of movie is this, I must watch it!" ”

The battleship was getting closer, bringing up strong winds and mud.

The nose ring girl pressed a stray hair: "What a real wind!" ”

"I could even feel the sand hitting me, and I couldn't believe it was all fake. Behold, there's a lump of shit stuck to my face! Huang Mao wiped the dog shit with his hand, stretched out his finger and licked it: "Amazing, even the smell of dog shit is the same as the real thing!" ”

The nose ring girl looked disgusted: "You actually eat!" ”

"Don't forget, it's all fake!" Huang Mao smiled and said: "Everything we feel is false information created by mimicry technology, don't you want to taste it?" This is the only chance to taste without eating! ”

The nose ring girl was immediately moved, and hurriedly shouted: "Yes, yes, don't eat it all, let me taste it!" ”

Huang Mao laughed and pasted the shit on the face of the nose ring girl.

"Is this what tastes like? It's amazing! I mean, the feeling I feel right now is subtle and indescribable. The nose ring girl wiped it on her face and applied it to the yellow hairy face.

Not to be outdone, Huang Mao immediately launched a counterattack, so the pair of the best began to giggle and laugh, smearing shit all over their faces.

This was what Malekith saw when he came down from the battleship, and Rao was shocked by the burnt brain of the aether.

It's fun to play with a piece of animal dung, and after all these years, the people of Midgard are still so ignorant?

What is wrong with this world must be a question of light!

The dark elf's version of "How is this country, fix the body asks" was released, which strengthened Malekith's determination to extinguish the sun.

Yellow Fur and Nose Ring Sister were also startled when they saw Malekith, but they quickly relaxed and began to admire the power of makeup skills, this fake alien looked uglier than the real alien, just like the real thing.

In order not to disturb the shooting, the two of them also took a few steps back to the side with great quality, feeling like they were specially welcoming Malekith, which made the dark elf king stunned.

Don't the Midgardians resist?

Malekith looked at the two, and the two of them were excited, covering their mouths and waving excitedly, as if they had seen their own father. Malekith suddenly realized that the people of Midgard had also suffered for a long time, otherwise it would not be this picture of "welcoming the king". It seems that my career is really right, it has a mass base, it is the trend of the times, all the previous obstacles are small episodes of great legends, and I will succeed in the end!

At the thought of this, Malekith's already burned head suddenly became extremely incomprehensible, and he opened his hands and shouted to the sky: "O world, dance for me!" Nine Realms, connect together! My heart is as sincere as glass, my blood is like steel, and I will fulfill the long-cherished wish of the dark elves, and the aether particles will come out! ”

As the words fell, scarlet aether particles erupted from Malekith's body, forming a huge red cocoon that soared into the sky. The phenomenon of connecting the Nine Realms in the sky gradually approached the highest point, and the eight circular spatial passages had become visible to the naked eye, and gradually connected the city in a straight line.

The nose ring girl said with a shit obsession on her face: "This is much more spectacular than what you see in the movie theater!" ”

Huang Mao also looked at it without blinking, and said stupidly: "The special effects are full marks, but the lines are too silly, like a third-rate." ”

The nose ring girl is a standard visual kei, and she never looks at the plot and lines when watching movies, but only looks at the special effects and the appearance of the actors. Seeing that the noise on Malekith's side was getting louder and louder, she began to look left and right, and kept looking around.

Huang Mao asked curiously, "What are you looking for?" ”

"O protagonist!" The nose ring girl said as a matter of course: "In the movies made by earthlings, aliens must be villains." Now that I look at it, it's the decisive battle before the subtitles.,It stands to reason that it's the protagonist's turn to turn the tide! ”

As soon as she finished speaking, she heard a thunder in the sky, and Brother Hammer fell from the sky, holding a meow hammer and rushing into the red giant cocoon!

The nose ring girl shouted excitedly: "Wow, it's Thor, this must be a hero movie!" ”

As soon as she finished speaking, Brother Hammer flew back at a faster speed than he rushed over, collapsing a bunch of buildings, and then bouncing up and falling on the surface of the river several times like a floating pebble before spit out a string of bubbles and sank.

Huang Mao was dumbfounded, and the nose ring girl said embarrassedly: "Okay, it seems that it should be a funny movie now." ”

Two fighter jets whizzed through the air, transmitting real-time footage back to the British military's temporary command.

The Firewoman was among them, and she shrugged her shoulders and said, "Look, I'm not lying, the dark elves are indeed here, didn't you just swear that you can handle it?" Why are you still stunned now, come on! ”

The generals blushed one by one, but still no one said anything. After all, it would be a shame to stand here at best, and it would be a loss of life if you left this door. Didn't you see that even Thor, the god of thunder, was defeated with a single blow? They've got a ball to use when they go up!

In the end, it was the Empress of England who spoke, and said to the fire girl slowly: "Your Majesty, Great Britain needs the help of Lothric. ”

"Yes." The firefighter waited for this sentence, and immediately said: "Then according to what I said before, the land in Greenwich will be leased to Los Rick for a hundred years." ”

The old grandmother nodded helplessly: "That's it, may God bless Great Britain!" ”

The fireproof girl smiled: "God, the old man is very busy, and I will protect Great Britain!" ”

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