Chapter 256: Ridiculous Tuao Player
"Damn, I don't even have hot water."
"Isn't this organizer a cheater?" Xia Jiuli wanted to take a hot bath, but after his clothes were stripped naked, he found that there was no hot water.
Right now, Xia Jiuli was wrapped in a bathrobe and said with a dissatisfied face.
Yi Dun is also a little annoyed, this organizer is really not a person, it's already a little bit, it's not easy to change the hotel, so you can only make up for one night.
"Make do with it, after the game at eleven o'clock tomorrow morning, leave this hellish place directly." Yi Dun said to Xia Jiuli.
Early the next morning, Xia Jiuli and Wang Yaping looked at Yi Dun helplessly with dark circles under their eyes.
"Yi Dun, I found that your sleep is so good, you sleep so soundly with such a big smell."
"You really don't pick at all."
"It's not sleeping, it's just one night anyway, and I'll leave this place in a few hours." Yi Dun said indifferently.
After the three of them finished washing, the organizer's staff knocked on the door and entered the room.
Xia Jiuli went up to negotiate with this staff, Yi Dun saw Xia Jiuli's blushing face and thick neck, and he didn't know what he said.
After a while, Xia Jiuli turned his head to Yi Dun and said, "Yi Dun, I feel that these foreign devils are not well-intentioned." ”
"Tell me it's their standard accommodation, and it's a fool to believe it."
"Also, he's going to take you for a urine test and a blood test now."
Yi Dun was stunned, and the urine test and blood test were done at the same time? And it's still before the game, it seems that Xia Jiuli is right, these foreign devils seem to be really unkind.
However, Yi Dun felt that they would definitely not be able to come up with any tricks, after all, they would keep a backup of the blood and urine test samples.
If you stand up to the sky, you are disgusting yourself in the inspection process.
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Following the staff member to a clinic-like place, Xia Jiuli brought two urine sample cups from the staff.
Taking a urine sample early in the morning is naturally very easy, if it weren't for the cup being too small, Yi Dun could give the Australian a big pot......
One was given to the staff, and the other was put away by Xia Jiuli and kept as a backup to prevent the Australians from spoiling.
It is quite necessary to check the backup and keep a copy of it.
As long as it is a manual inspection process, there are bound to be loopholes that can be exploited.
For example, if a urine sample comes in a good place, and an appropriate amount of stimulant is added to it, the urine sample will immediately have a problem.
After the test came out, there was no urine in the stimulant at all!
And if there is a backup, this kind of problem will not occur, Xia Jiuli is also clear about this kind of thing, and he thinks that foreign devils are bad, so he pays more attention to this urine sample backup.
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Sometimes, when the urine test is carried out, the examiner will be bad, such as sending a person of the opposite sex.
Although this does not comply with the doping control process, athletes are actually a vulnerable group in the inspection, and they can only pinch their noses and admit it.
Yi Dun doesn't care much about this, even if the other party really sends a prosecutor of the opposite sex, it doesn't matter at all.
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This was followed by a blood test.
Xia Jiuli first checked the qualifications of the procurators, for fear that after a while, these people would draw blood again on the grounds that their qualifications did not match.
Yi Dun watched Xia Jiuli negotiate with the other party with satisfaction, and his heart was extremely satisfied.
Now Xia Jiuli is really becoming more and more professional, not only a professional agent, but also a generalist, who can help Yi Dun save a lot of trouble.
Not to mention, Xia Jiuli's examination really checked out the problem, and the nurse who drew the blood couldn't get a qualification certificate.
Yi Dun's face became more and more ugly, and these foreign devils were really getting more and more unpleasant.
Xia Jiuli was very dissatisfied and scolded loudly, asking the other party not to waste time and quickly replace the qualified inspectors.
After a long time, the blood test was taken.
"Good job, I really don't see it, you kid is also decent now." Yi Dun patted Xia Jiuli on the shoulder and praised.
Xia Jiuli didn't praise him, he cocked his tail when he praised it, "That is, I Xia Jiuli dare to put my words here, there is one in the whole of China, and I can't find ten sports agents who are more professional than me!" ”
"Think about today's posture, if it weren't for my cleverness, the other party would have been able to make too many bad things, so I would have to pump your blood three times in a row."
Yi Dun nodded, "That's right, why do you say these foreign devils are so shameless?" ”
"Then who knows, the same rice still raises hundreds of people, and these foreign devils don't eat rice." Xia Jiuli waved his hand.
Wang Yaping on the side said in a low voice, "It may be that our Yi Dun is too much of the limelight now, and the Western track and field practitioners have nothing to eat." ”
"People must be resentful of this smashing people's jobs."
Yi Dun suddenly burst out laughing, "Did I really smash their jobs? That's a good thing, good guy. ”
"When Lao Wang said this, I felt much more comfortable."
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An hour later, Eden showed up at the javelin competition venue, ready to participate in the javelin check-in at half past ten.
There were eight contestants, six Australians and one New Zealander.
To his surprise, he thought that the 66-meter runner would not be selected for the final competition.
Unexpectedly, this guy named Rhein Simmons was selected.
If this Simmons is an eighteen or nineteen-year-old young player with great potential in the future, then he will be selected.
But now this guy is a lot older than Yi Dun, born in 82, and now he is twenty-six or seventeen years old, where is there any potential.
Maybe this guy won't be able to throw more than 70 meters in his life.
Each player had a name on the back, and Eden soon saw Rhine Simmons among the others.
In addition, Stuart Farquhar, the strongest of the seven, was also recognized by Yi Dun.
said that it was the strongest, but in fact, the strength of this product was not enough at the world level, and Yi Dun felt that it was not good to say whether this guy could throw more than 80 meters today.
The strongest runner may not be able to throw 80 meters, which shows that these players are really a bunch of rotten tomato eggs.
It is no exaggeration to say that the level of the Melbourne Grand Prix is actually not as good as the track and field Grand Prix held in China.
After Eden arrived in Australia, a series of bad treatments made him have no good impression of Australians at all.
In addition, the strength of the players is so weak that they can't do it, and Yi Dun has no intention of saying hello to the other party at all.
His only plan now was to shoot just one shot, end the game, and then leave this ghost place with Xia Jiuli and Wang Yaping.
If I didn't have to, I would never have participated in this Melbourne Grand Prix again.
Unexpectedly, Yi Dun had no intention of communicating with those people, but those people took the initiative to find Yi Dun's door.
Nafarquhar should be regarded as the first person in the javelin in Oceania, although he is not even a chicken feather in the world.
Farquhar brought a couple of Australians to Eden's side.
He said a lot at Yi Dun, who could only understand a few words.
But although he couldn't understand it, Yi Dun could still see from the eyes, expressions and tones of these people that they had bad intentions.
It's definitely not the look of the host athletes.
Yi Dunqi's teeth itched, but he couldn't understand what these people were saying at all, and he couldn't help but feel a little angry in his heart.
He could be sure that the bitches didn't say anything nice.
“FUCK-OFF!” Yi Dun frowned and said a word of English that he had learned from Xia Jiuli.
The English meaning is simple and clear, which means to get out.
Several Australians were stunned, they didn't expect Yi Dun to be so angry.
After being scolded by this, several people fought back, but they also realized that Yi Dun didn't understand at all.
I had no choice but to compare my middle finger with Yi Dun.
Where can Yi Dun endure it, he raised his middle finger and pointed at the few people in front of him, one by one, and one by one.
In the end, they were given a bombshell.
“loser!”
In front of Yi Dun, these players are indeed real losers, and they may not even be qualified to be losers.
If it weren't for their organizers who spent a lot of money to invite Yi Dun to compete, these stinky tomatoes and rotten bird eggs might not be qualified to compete with Yi Dun in this life.
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What happened on the field caused a sensation at the scene.
Seeing Eden raise his middle finger at their athletes, the Australian audience at the scene couldn't help but boo at Eden.
The reporters at the scene had already captured this scene.
Yi Dun didn't care at all, this level of boos could not affect him at all.
In his opinion, these boos are completely the cries of weak chickens, and there is no meaning.
The referee motioned for everyone to draw lots.
Yi Dun directly drew the No. 8 pick and was the last to play.
After the No. 1 player finished throwing, Yi Dun couldn't help but laugh out loud at the Australian players.
This player only threw 67.21 meters, and Yi Dun could hardly believe that this kind of weak chicken dared to provoke himself.
Eden's loud laugh gave a few Australians a lot of stimulation.
Even a fool could hear the mockery in Yi Dun's laughter.
They were not mistaken, Yi Dun was indeed taunting them in Chiguoguo......
The second player to appear next was an Australian player, who threw a score of 71.32 meters, which caused Yi Dun to laugh out loud.
If Yi Dun just wanted to laugh at the other party's results, then this No. 2 player directly made Yi Dun feel ridiculous.
What kind of is this, is it really necessary for such a rookie player to do some Grand Prix? I'm not afraid of jokes.
The next No. 3 player, Nastewart Farquhar, came out.
In this throw, he threw a score of 78.32 meters, temporarily ranking first!
Yi Dun laughed again without surprise, this time directly at the end of the Faquhar, and made a thumbs down motion.
This action is common all over the world, and the taunt is extremely strong.