Chapter 433: The hairy kid plays with the blog
Chapter 433 Hairy Kids Play Blog
After being busy all morning with no results, Liu Junhao patted the dirt on his pants and prepared to go home, but was stopped by the hairy child who returned from school, "Uncle Xiaohao, do you know the blog?" ”
"Yes, what's wrong?" Liu Junhao asked rhetorically.
"Here, this is my blog address, you go back and use the computer to give me a few more clicks to help me increase my popularity." The hairy child said and tore off a page of the homework book and handed it over, with a web address written on it.
Damn, the bear child's words stunned everyone, the older children are more advanced than them, and they all play blogs......
"What blog, you're secretly surfing the Internet again, aren't you?" Liu Junqi, who was outside, didn't listen to his son's showmanship, and directly reached out and grabbed his ear, "Lao Tzu asked you to blog, are you still blogging?" ”
During this time, the farm work in the fields has been completed, and most of the villagers have entered the winter idle days. In the first few days when the computer room in the village was opened, Liu Guangju decided to open the computer room to Liujiagou people free of charge in order to let everyone get in touch with new things.
But he soon found out that it was a wrong decision, and the whole village was crazy about it, and they all soaked in front of the computer. Many people sit all day, and even their meals are delivered by their families.
Because of the question of who goes to the Internet between the husband and wife, there are several couples who quarrel, and even more of them start to use all their martial arts.
Liu Guangju had a headache for a long time, and finally stipulated that except for students, everyone else would collect money for going online. Of course, the charge is not expensive, one dollar an hour. But even this can't stop people's enthusiasm for surfing the Internet, Liu Qiyong played the night market for a whole week, and was finally dragged home by his daughter-in-law.
Seeing that it was impossible to control people's enthusiasm for surfing the Internet, Liu Guangju even planned to restrict villagers from getting on the machine, but he was persuaded by Liu Junhao before it could be implemented.
In fact, this is a normal reaction of people, and the will of adults is not so bad. The people in the village are new to the computer, and they feel that it is new. When the novelty passed, it is estimated that it is not so frequent, and I had a similar experience at the beginning.
However, children should be strictly controlled, taking furry children as an example, they used to stay at home after eating and didn't want to go to school. It's good now, I dropped the bowl and picked up the schoolbag and said to go to school, but I turned out of the sight of adults and turned into the computer room.
was beaten a few times by his old man before this guy became honest.
"It hurts, it hurts," the hairy child jumped up and down and shouted, "It was Mr. Zhou who asked us to open a blog and teach us to write a diary on the Internet" Seeing that his Lao Tzu was about to slap him, the bear child hurriedly explained.
"Oh, Teacher Zhou, you didn't tell the homework assigned by the teacher earlier." As soon as he heard the teacher's request, Liu Junqi let go of his hand.
"Do I have a chance to say, half a minute later, your big-eared melon seeds will be fanned up." The hairy boy is very aggrieved, and there is no way to reason with such a Lao Tzu. However, he has done a lot of bad things, and he has already been beaten.
This guy probably has the intention of showing off, proudly saying his blog address in public, and then emphasizing: "You all click on the Internet and leave a message, I have more than 100,000 hits on my blog now"
"How much, you kid can blow it," a tourist interjected.
Most of the people around me think that hairy children are, how can a child's blog, which has just been opened for less than two weeks, be clicked hundreds of thousands of times. If it's a big star, it seems that people can post two pictures casually, and you can click on them to reach millions.
If you want to say who is most likely to open a blog in Liu Jiagou, it is Liu Junhao, and many of his posts have tens of thousands of hits.
"I don't believe you can watch it on the Internet," seeing that everyone didn't believe it, the hairy boy began to get anxious and pulled everyone to the microcomputer room.
Idle is idle, and a large group of people followed.
This guy has been surfing the Internet at Liu Junhao for the past two years, so he typed fast. Seeing him skillfully open the website and quickly use his account password, Liu Junhao has a feeling that he is outdated.
There was very little content in the blog, so I put a video. Looking at the number of clicks below, there are more than 200,000 at this time, and the replies below are also thousands.
If it weren't for seeing him enter the account password with his own eyes, it is estimated that everyone would have thought that he was impersonating someone else's blog.
"What video did you post?" Everyone's curiosity was aroused.
Ray, it's really thunderous When the hairy boy clicked on the video, everyone burst into laughter
The bear child took a big broom as a guitar and sang "In the Spring" to a mineral water bottle, his voice went up and down, and his butt twisted around......
Hearing the weird tone of yin and yang above, it suddenly made people feel that a new generation of Emperor Anxiety was born.
"This is the one you recorded with the little baby some time ago?" Liu Junqi laughed before he felt that the video was very familiar.
It turned out that a few days ago, Director Ma filmed a TV series to select small extras, and the hairy child actively signed up for the competition but was not selected. This guy is very unwilling, and his brain is hot and ready to borrow the camera brought by the tourist to play and shoot a TV series. In the end, the TV series was not filmed, and only a video of singing was filmed. Although the tone ran to 108,000 miles away, it was completely wolf crying and howling, and Liu Junqi beat him once for this matter, but he didn't expect that after it was uploaded to the Internet, it would click all the way up.
After watching the video, Liu Junhao could only sigh that the east was not bright and the west was bright. This bear kid has crooked talents, and he is famous anyway
After Director Ma watched the video in the afternoon, he even said that he was blind, and said that he planned to let the hairy child sing "In the Spring" again in the TV series in this style.
"Sunshine" originally followed a comedy style, and the requirements for the plot were not rigorous, so it was a good thing to add more comedy elements.
The weather outside was gloomy, and Professor Zhao didn't have the mind to wander around the fields, so he took the chessboard directly to Liu Junhao's house to play chess.
Don't look at him holding chess games every once in a while, but the current level is completely two levels from Liu Junhao, and it is difficult for him to win with a single horse.
made Professor Zhao call Liu Junhao a non-human every time he finished playing chess...... The old man was quite depressed, Liu Junhao rarely played chess, but his chess level grew rapidly.
Liu Junhao is aware of his own family's affairs, and he mainly accounts for the light of his strong computing ability. My mental arithmetic level is not given in vain, and I can calculate many moves when playing chess.
After a game of chess, it was already raining outside.
This autumn rain was exceptionally cold, and there was a kind of chill on people's faces. Professor Zhao had already packed up his clothes before he arrived, so he was not in a hurry to go home.
After a while, the rain outside became louder and louder, and the porcelain basin crackled.
"Xiao Hao, the voice is wrong" The old man hurriedly opened the door of the living room, and suddenly a cold wind poured in.
"It's becoming a cold lump now, I said how can it be so cold." Liu Junhao also looked outside. I saw that there was already a lot of snow-white stuff on the ground, like urea.
Leng Zi Pimple is the local dialect of Daqingshan, which is often referred to as small hailstones.
At this time, all the animals in the yard hid in the nest, and the monkey was not afraid of the cold, so he ran to the eaves to pick up the cold pimples and play. Liu Junhao was afraid that it would catch a cold, so he hurriedly pulled this guy into the house.
In fact, the monkey's physique is quite good, except for the summer when he ate too much sorbet and had diarrhea, he has not been sick for such a long time, and he estimates that he has more or less the credit of the spring water.
Look at the time, there is still half an hour before school ends. Liu Junhao was afraid that his daughter-in-law would be in a hurry, so he didn't stay in the house any longer, and rushed to the courtyard with a raincoat and two umbrellas.
The sky was pitch black, and I could barely see the road. Before Old Man Zhao walked out of the courtyard gate, he slipped out half a meter away with a "?slip" under his feet, if it weren't for Liu Junhao's quick eyes, he would have fallen to the ground.
At this time, they found that the cold pimple on the ground had condensed into skating, and the road was very smooth.
Professor Zhao originally wanted to pick up Mr. Wang, but was stopped by Liu Junhao. He has old arms and legs, and if he really falls and can't row, he still lets himself send the umbrella by the way.
As Liu Junhao guessed, at this time, there were already many parents at the school gate with umbrellas to pick up their children home.
Seeing that Leng Zipimple showed no signs of stopping, Zhang Qian discussed with a few teachers and simply let the students leave school early, saving them from waiting for the road to be difficult when it gets dark.
Seeing all the students leave the classroom, Liu Junhao helped his wife to walk cautiously towards home.
The daughter-in-law is now a double body, so be careful in everything. Normally, this journey takes three to five minutes to get home, but this time it took them more than ten minutes.
Not long after I got home, it was completely dark, but the ground was getting whiter.
Liu Junhao washed his hands and began to cook dinner.
My wife's appetite has not been very good since she became pregnant, and he tries to make new things every time for her to eat more.
Seeing that there were a few sweet potatoes in the basin that he hadn't eaten, Liu Junhao simply prepared to make a few sweet potato cakes.
Beat a few fresh eggs into the flour, then sprinkle the diced sweet potatoes cut into rice grains, and then slapped them into palm-sized cakes and put them in the oil pan. Soon the kitchen was filled with an enticing aroma...... Eggs, sweet potatoes, and sesame oil are perfectly combined.
When the sweet potato cake is put on the plate, the golden hue is matched with the white porcelain plate, which makes people have a great appetite just by looking at it.
Zhang Qian couldn't wait to get a taste, the eyes were golden, the entrance was crisp and fragrant, sweet but not greasy, and it was refreshing to eat. She squeaked and ate with interest...... As a result, Liu Junhao didn't eat two pieces himself, and the first batch of seven or eight pancakes fried was basically consumed by his daughter-in-law. He couldn't let himself go hungry, so he had no choice but to start making the second batch. Zhang Qian is heavy now, and she is sleepy when she is full. Not long after eating, she began to yawn and almost couldn't open her eyes. It was cold at night, Liu Junhao didn't let his daughter-in-law stay longer, and went directly into the house to sleep. There was no dream all night, and when the two of them got up in the morning, the outside had become a world of ice.
The trees, reeds, and eaves in the courtyard are all covered with ice strips, and the whole courtyard looks as if it is carved in pink and jade, and it is very beautiful.
Zhang Qian cheered, and was about to rush to the courtyard with the camera.
Liu Junhao grabbed her, the ground was full of skating, and she had to be careful when walking.
When I finally finished writing, the chapter took a little longer than I expected. I guess I'll be sleepy again when I go to work tomorrow...... Go to bed and good night.
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