Chapter 9 The Birth of the Postmodern Wet Man
Three years later.
In the Tianchi of Changbai Mountain, Li Yubin, who felt his own abundant strength, inquired about his personal information.
"Manager: Li Yubin.
Permissions: Primary.
Gender: Male
Age: 31
Realm: The Desire Realm is six heavens, and the seven heavens are heavens
Divine powers: Nine breaths of convincing, insight into the wall, deriving Yuanyang, flowers blooming instantly, soaring clouds and fog, subduing dragons and tigers
Body Development: 45%
Combat power: 40.0
Mana Progress: 100%"
Although the combat effectiveness has only increased by ten points in the past three years, Li Yubin's control of power has improved more than a notch.
And the detonation time of the dragon has also been increased to 8 seconds, don't underestimate this additional 3 seconds, if used properly, 3 seconds is enough to change a lot of things.
Moreover, after three years of Yun Qi cultivation and skill cultivation, the speed of soaring clouds and fog is also increasing at a terrifying rate.
From the initial bicycle, gradually exercised into a little sheep, and then to hundreds of kilometers per hour, and now Li Yubin, if he uses a speed of 100 kilometers per hour to soar into the clouds, it is just enough to restore Lingqi to Lingqi consumption to reach a balance.
If it is fast, you need to hold up the Lingqi passport by your side, and with the increase of speed, the consumption of Lingqi will also be heavier, a year ago Li Yubin once tried to soar the clouds and fog at the limit speed, just enough to produce sound barrier, that is, sonic flight.
Although the speed has reached a limit, the duration has also become very short, only enough to support three hours before needing to replenish the Psion.
"It seems that you don't have to queue up to buy tickets when you go out in the future, it's really good, thinking about the years of work, I can't go home during the Spring Festival every year because I can't grab a ticket, or I just squeeze all the way after grabbing a ticket, it's a nightmare."
Thinking back to the Spring Festival of the motherland, Li Yubin shuddered.
"I don't know how many years have passed in my hometown."
Li Yubin thought of this, his mind communicated with the immortal pattern on his forehead, his consciousness penetrated into it, and he called out to the management system and asked: "Brother dei, help me check, how long has the time passed in this world?" β
It was still that cold voice that sounded.
"The two worlds are not equal, the main world universe is relatively incomplete while the target universe is very complete, so according to the time of the target universe, the standard year of the target universe is equal to the sixteen hours of the main world universe."
However, this sentence aroused Li Yubin's interest even more.
"You mean my world, the universe is broken? Why is that? β
"It's up to managers to find out on their own."
Li Yubin shrugged his shoulders, it doesn't matter, whatever, anyway, the flow of time is so slow, then he can rest assured, and he will talk about it when the time comes.
Although it has become spotless because of the practice of immortal law, but the clothes and hair beard are still messy, Li Yubin brushed his hair with both hands, and the originally messy hair slowly became bright and straight and soft, and then transported the Qi to his cheeks and chin, and the beard on his face also fell off immediately, revealing his cheeks.
In the past few years, the practice in the deep mountains and old forests has made Li Yubin's skin more and more delicate, and the color of his skin has become ruddy, which is the embodiment of the abundant Yuanyang Qi blood in Li Yubin's body.
Taking off the torn clothes on his body, Li Yubin jumped into the heavenly pool and took a bath.
Although it is spotless, Li Yubin still maintains the habit of bathing, after all, life needs to be full of rituals.
After Li Yubin went ashore, he picked up his backpack and looked at the set of white Hanfu clothes he bought because of the idea of spoofing, but he didn't expect that he would be able to use it one day.
I just don't know if I will think it's a magic stick when I wear it out and be seen by others.
Wearing a Hanfu that he had never worn before, he stepped on cloth shoes and tied his leggings, pulled up his hair and all of it, put on a hair crown to make a good shape, and then inserted a hairpin to fix it, although it was the first time to tie his hair, but now it looks okay.
Seeing that there was basically nothing left in the bag, Li Yubin took out the jar of glass balls he bought and put them in his sleeve pocket.
Transporting the supernatural powers, he flew up in the clouds, looked at the beautiful scenery of Changbai Mountain around him, and breathed a sigh of relief.
"It's been a long time since I've been in this world, and my cultivation has reached a certain level, so it's time to test the results."
"You have to stay away from China, don't hit any flowers and plants, that's also life."
"Sure enough, it's a serious thing to go to the United States to be a demon. Anyway, this is the Marvel movie world, and the United States is always smashed by superheroes and supervillains. β
Li Yubin had an evil little idea in his heart, so he decided to leave, saying let's go.
"Anyway, the earth is round, so you should be able to fly no matter how you fly. If you really can't fly wrong, it's okay to go down to the cloud and ask for directions when the time comes. β
Anyway, let's go, what kind of immortal cultivator is looking forward and backward, and he must use his bravery and love to meet everything in the world.
After Li Yubin determined his position, the longitudinal clouds flew towards the sky, at least for more than 20 minutes, and finally flew to the stratosphere above the stratosphere.
"Han criticizes to fly in the troposphere, how good the stratosphere is, there is no wind, it is labor-saving and comfortable to fly, and it is really knowledge that changes fate, knowledge changes fate."
Although the temperature in the upper floors here is from minus 3 degrees Celsius to minus 10 degrees Celsius, and even reaches more than minus 50 degrees Celsius, it is not an unbearable cold for Li Yubin now, and he even feels warm. You can have a good mood and sing a song about your broken heart.
Flying eastward, it took another six or seven hours after it got dark, and it was almost dawn, and Li Yubin, who was bored, took up the hole and looked at the ground, but found that there was a blue sky below.
"Ahh The sea is so beautiful, when you look ahead, it is full of water, the sea is so big! Rough waves! The sea is so wide, sea fish, shrimp, crabs, scallop bay. Garlic is steamed, fried, grilled and fried, and Qingdao Wusu is a big snowflake. Ah~~~ Squid bluefin tuna, soy sauce mustard spicy daisy. β
"It's so wet! It's so wet! I'm really a little clever ghost, it seems that the next Qinglian Monk Jade Sword Immortal is Brother Bin and me! β
"Look at me with a sword! Straight into the middle of the person does not return. β
"Today, there is Brother Bin's big sword, and a sword dance is pneumatic in all directions!"
"So Brother Bin, when there is a sword, hidden in the sheath, draw the sword and ask the sky in an instant, Nima wind, dragons, clouds and tigers meet, and in an instant, it seems that fairy music is everywhere, like heaven and earth congratulating, and then look at a sword flower of labor and capital, like a chrysanthemum blooming, and then the spirit flower withers, and the flower blooms instantly."
"Daisy Swordsmanship First Style! Flying chrysanthemums out of the sky! β
Li Yubin was originally proud, but he was suddenly stunned, and then he remembered that he didn't know swordsmanship, and he didn't have weapons!
No weapons!
Damn, it won't become a Dragon Ball art style in the future.
"I'm going to make a vitality bomb!?"
Could it be that if you don't become an immortal cultivator, you need to make waves everywhere in the future?
NO!NO!
As for hand-to-hand combat? It doesn't exist, it's just a Hong Kong comic style!
After Li Yubin thought about it, the muscles as big as the bathtub exploded in an instant, bursting his clothes, and then put on a pose, the muscles on his face were as hard as a knife and an axe, and he rushed to the enemy with a philosophical and caring gaze, roaring loudly.
"The highest muscles! Flesh Shock! β
Suddenly I shuddered, and goosebumps spread all over my body.
Or is it like a mage?
Far away from the crotch of a muscular man?
"Summon Fireball! Meteor Shower! Biu~biu~biu~β
Why did you suddenly think of a certain singer surnamed Xue in your mind?
Wrong! This style of painting is not right!
Don't say he has glass balls!
Glass balls!
"No! I must become a handsome sword fairy! β
"It seems that not only do you have to get some means of attack, but you also need to get some weapons to defend yourself."
But on second thought.
"In fact, it's the same whether there is a weapon or not, after all, we cultivate immortals and cultivate the heart, we have to reason with people more, peace is beautiful, and everyone earns money together! It's a big deal if anyone wants to hit me, I'll run! It's not good to fight and kill. β
Thinking of this, Li Yubin suddenly felt a lot more comfortable.
"But what if you meet someone who can't reason?"
Li Yubin thought about it and slapped his thigh violently.
"That's right, if I meet someone who is unwilling to be reasonable in the future, I will hammer him to be reasonable!"
"Uh-huh! To build a harmonious society, we need you, me and him. β
"So, the question is, how do you do the weapon?"
After flying forward for a while, he found that a plane was flying behind him, and the words on the coating were American planes, Li Yubin was overjoyed, this was not a free hitchhiker falling from the sky, so Li Yubin no longer hesitated, flew higher into the air, and waited for the arrival of the plane.
At the same time, in the cockpit of the plane, the co-pilot asked the captain with an incredible face: "Sir, I'm not dazzled, do you see if there's something on it over there?" It's kind of like a human being. β
The captain sneered and said, "How is it possible, you couldn't have been squeezed dry by that red-haired buttocks stewardess last night, hey, how many positions did you use last night, and how long did you play?" Can you get to the point of dizziness? β
He turned his head to look at the sky and smiled at the co-pilot.
"You see, there's something here where everybody ......"
The captain's expression froze and he shouted in an unbelievable tone.
βwhat the fucking hellοΌ What the hell is this TM? β
"Sir, what should I do?" The co-pilot asked in a panic.
"What should I do, report to the tower, this is a plane returning home."
"Be sure to keep the passengers on the plane, don't provoke him, watch his actions! Then report the situation to Hua Guo. β
Mr. Captain muttered.
"What the hell is this, oh my God, it's been a terrible day."
At the same time, Li Yubin was getting closer and closer to the plane, and the captain saw it more and more clearly, this was really a person!
The captain nervously said to the co-pilot: "Hurry up, hurry up and add it to the report, it has been confirmed that it is a person, flying in the sky!" Fly in TM Sky! β
"Yes sir!"
With the arrival of the plane, Li Yubin followed the plane, stood on the back of the plane, and then Yunqi fixed himself and sat down on the top of the plane.
"Isn't it rude to get into the plane directly, forget it, don't be too public, rub the car, and it's over quietly."
At the same time, the cockpit of the plane is almost going to fry, of course, it is not to blame for their poor psychological quality, if it is who drives the plane, if it flies out of the sky, it will be scared half to death when it sits on the back of the plane.
"Hurry up, have you been contacted, that person he landed on the back of the plane!!"
It didn't take long for me to get in touch.
"Sir, I met a man who can fly on this voyage! This person is now landing on the back of our plane, and there is no movement at the moment! β
"Sir, it looks like this person is a flyer!"
"Understand received! Please stay calm and keep watching, feel free to contact, our people have already departed. β
At the same time, Huaguo also reacted quickly and also sent planes to escort the escort.
Li Yubin, who was sitting on the plane, didn't know these things at all, and he felt a little bored, and even lay on the back of the plane and dozed off.
After taking a nap, the pilot in the plane looked at the back of the airliner.
"Report chief, there is indeed a person on the airliner who looks like... Seems to be sleeping? β
"Look closely, report on the appearance of the target!"
"Yes! Heads! It seems to be a ...... The ancients? It is a yellow man dressed in a white ancient costume, currently lying on the back of the plane, suspected to be resting, and there is no threatening movement observed at present. β
The chief was in the command room, his expression was very solemn.
Although the military discipline is very strict, the information obtained by the command room is somewhat subversive, so that some soldiers can't help but whisper: "This can't really be a fairy, it will fly." β
No one answered for a while, and the soldier realized that something was wrong and shrunk his neck back.
The chief was silent: "Continue to observe, don't show hostility, just follow." β
"Yes! Heads! β
There was silence in the command room, and the chief took off his hat to say something, but opened his mouth, but still did not say anything.
After a long time, a bitter voice sounded.
"If there are really gods and demons.......... How did you manage to hide it so tightly? β
"And why did you show up at this time?"
"Is there really a god and an immortal in my country?"
As soon as the words fell, the adjutant rebuked angrily.
"Impossible! If there really are immortals! Why is the land of China humiliated for a hundred years! But I have never seen any immortals! β
The adjutant's face was red to his neck, and his muscles were bulging.
"Enough!" The chief glared.
"Whether it's a fairy god or not, it has nothing to do with these!"
"Stability and prosperity of the country, the nation! It's up to us to do it ourselves! β
"It's better to ask for others than for yourself! Have you forgotten how China became a nuclear power? β
"If you fall behind, you will be beaten! When the people are ignorant! Not even God can change anything! β
"It is always the people themselves who can awaken the wisdom of the people! You have this kind of thinking, you can't do it! β
The adjutant was a little ashamed and replied yes.
The chief slowed his tone and explained to the adjutant.
"Keep watching, try to get in touch, it's better to ask him to talk, I have too many questions to ask him."
"Yes!"
After a while, five fighters flew in, and the pilots of the United States finally arrived.
"Sir, it's in place, please instruct!"
"Sir, the target has been locked on, and it can be attacked at any time."