Chapter 200: Because I'm Crazy! (b)
Look at the gate that has calmed down at some point.
Gu Moli grinned, put down the kitchen knife in both hands, picked up the shotgun, stuffed the bullet, and then firmly aimed at the position of the gate.
Knock knock.
The next thing that came to mind was a very polite knock on the door.
“.... Who? ”
There was no sound outside the door, but what made Gu Mo's scalp tingle was the door that should have been firmly locked, but there was a significant change, one lock after another was opened without warning, and there was no trace of it at all, it was as if there was an invisible person manipulating in front of the door.
Followed by.
A crack finally appeared in the closed door, a thick hand on the door, and then slowly pushed open, a middle-aged man with an iron pot on his head and a sloppy beard slowly appeared through the crack in the door, accompanied by a puzzling unknown speech.
"Crooked?"
Bang!
...... Gu Moli couldn't hold back.
The shotgun fired, and the burst of fire hit the gate with brass bullets, and the middle-aged tree that had just poked its head in flew out with a person.
And at this time, Gu Moli screamed in hindsight.
"Wow! Killed!? ”
Gu Moli hurriedly picked up the kitchen knife, first looked around, and after confirming that there were no zombies, he ran all the way to the middle-aged man who was buried under the door panel, which was full of iconic iron pot hats, as well as an obvious fat figure, the man's identity was naturally self-evident.
"Dave! Dave, are you alright!? ”
"Crooked Bibab?"
"Dai ---- -----!"
“.... Ahem, ahem! ”
Just when Gu Mo's scalp was numb and he felt that he was about to set a record of killing his teammates first in the opening game, the middle-aged man who was originally covered by the door panel suddenly had a convulsion, and then he actually opened the door and sat up all of a sudden, looking at it, he didn't look like a person who had just been shot.
"It hurts.... But it's pretty cool. ”
"My dear neighbor, your way of welcoming guests is amazing."
"It's the first time I've been shot."
Dave peeled off the collar of his chest, revealing a bulletproof vest worn on the inner layer and a brass bullet embedded in the vest.
"Hmm.... It's a good experience, dear neighbor, can I bring this warhead back to my collection? ”
"Uh... OK. ”
Looking at Dave, who didn't care at all that he had just been shot, Gu Moli subconsciously swallowed his saliva, and deeply realized the abnormality under the other party's smile.
"Ah, yes, yes."
After putting away the warhead as if it were a treasure, Dave looked at Gu Moli with a smile as if he had just remembered: "Dear neighbor, I know you must be curious, why did the zombie invasion that seems to never happen to you in the news suddenly appear.....
"Wait!"
Gu Moli suddenly interrupted Dave's words: "News? Zombie invasion? Can you tell us more about Dave? ”
“.... Elaborate? ”
Dave showed a look of genuine surprise this time: "Don't you watch the news?" Dear neighbors. ”
"I'm sorry, but I don't pay much attention to this...."
“... Paying little attention? Ha ha! Hahahaha! ”
I don't know why, after listening to Gu Moli's perfunctory explanation, Dave suddenly laughed wildly: "I don't pay much attention to it!" Hahaha dear neighbor, you're crazy too! I didn't expect it to be the end of the world, and there are still people who don't care, hahahaha...."
"The end of the world?"
When Gu Moli heard this, the corners of his eyes jumped.
"That's right."
"Ever since George Edgar became a Doctor of Death a year ago and started building his zombie army, the world is already counting down to the end of the world, and it's not that exaggerated yet, but it's only a matter of time," Dave said. ”
"I believe it won't be long before his zombie army conquers the world."
"As for this country, it has long existed in name only."
"I didn't expect that in this case, dear neighbor, you still don't know at all!"
"Hahaha...."
The more Dave spoke, the more excited he became, as if he had met a confidant, and patted Gu Moli's shoulder vigorously: "Sure enough!" I couldn't have chosen the right place to be here! ”
"Neighbor, you're as crazy as I am!"
"Battlefield....?"
The moment he heard these two keywords, Gu Moli had a bad premonition.
"Yes."
Dave was very honest and said directly: "In fact, I have been trying to find a way to fight Dr. Zombie and his zombie army, and just a few days ago, I finally completed the preliminary research and development, and got the finished product, and the latest combat test was declared successful. ”
"Finished product? Experiment? ”
"That's right!"
As soon as he said this, Dave was as excited as if he had been stimulated: "I named them Super Plants, they have human-sized reminders, some imitate modern thermal weapons, and some have completely new features, and after my experiments, they can fight zombies perfectly!" ”
"The life energy contained in the super plant is the biggest nemesis of dead creatures like zombies!"
"As for the experiment, it's the zombies that attacked your neighbor just now, but don't worry, I've already killed them with my super plant!"
“.... Kill? Super plants? ”
"That's right, I used cherry bombs to blow them all to ashes! Hahaha! ”
Dave's answer made Gu Mo's expression stagnate.
.... Wait a minute.
"You mean, your home is used as a testing ground by you!? The so-called battlefield also refers to my home? ”
"Ahaha."
Dave laughed and nodded, "That's right. ”
Gu Moli: "......."
"Don't mind, neighbor, after all, if the battlefield is placed in my house, it is easy to disturb my research, but if it is placed in your house, I can not only collect data by spectators, but also avoid threats to my life, so as to preserve my brain, which contributes to all mankind."
"It's a double win, isn't it?"
“.........”
"Not only that, but I also sent a war letter to Dr. Zombie King in the name of your neighbor, I believe that it won't be long before a large number of zombies will come to trouble your neighbors, but don't worry, with me and my super plants, you will be fine!"
"Ah, though, though I can give you some plants for free."
"But there are some more powerful plants, I have to charge for them, and you know that there is the most lack of funds for researching this kind of thing, and you are richer neighbors..."
"But don't worry, neighbor, I have never been deceived by Tong Suo, and I won't cheat you!"
"Well, wouldn't I be at ease?"
"Isn't that just peace of mind!"
"Ahaha...."
"Hoohaha...."
Bang!
Gu Moli raised his shotgun without hesitation, and after aiming the muzzle at Dave's head, he pulled the trigger again.
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