Chapter 115: Open-book exam
The Sky Carrier Canteen, in addition to the necessary personnel on duty, almost all the people gathered here, with the support of the Pan-Asian Defense Alliance, the food of S.H.I.E.L.D. is really good, a standard meal has fish and meat, milk and eggs, plus the cooking techniques of the T0 level of the country of food, it really made the tongues of this group of agents almost fall off.
"Is it delicious?" The firefighter asked.
"It's delicious." The crowd answered honestly.
"Good." The firefighter took out a chicken leg from the dinner plate and threw it on the ground, beckoning to the American team, "Captain Rogers, come here." ”
The American team stepped forward: "Sir, what are your orders?" ”
The fireproof woman pointed to the chicken leg on the ground: "Step on." ”
The American team was stunned: "Huh? ”
"Ahh The fire prevention girl was dissatisfied: "Are you deaf, or am I unable to speak clearly?" ”
The American team looked helpless, and just smacked a few feet at the chicken legs, not to mention the meat, even the bones were sparsely stepped on, and the good chicken legs instantly turned into an abstract painting that could deceive Kaizi in the art museum.
The firefighter picked up the abstract painting with two fingers and said to the crowd with a slight sarcasm: "While you are enjoying the delicious food, your wives and children, relatives, friends, and colleagues can only rummage in the dirt and feed their hunger with this kind of garbage that has been trampled on countless feet, and maintain the humblest of lives. You know why? ”
One humane: "Because Loki is a supervillain, he takes pleasure in enslaving people!" ”
The arsonist shook her head: "Wrong! ”
Another added: "Because Zitari is an evil aggressor, they have taken away the otherwise happy life of American citizens!" ”
The fireproof woman continued to shake her head: "It's still wrong!" ”
Someone was dissatisfied: "This is not right, that is not right, so what do you say is the reason?" ”
"Nonsense!" The fireproof girl slammed her face on the table and said sharply, "Because they firmly believe that you will save them, they will live so humbly!" ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone blushed, and even the boiled eggs, the American team and others lowered their heads in shame.
"They believe that you will save them, and for this they are willing to abandon their dignity, grovel to tyrants, grovel to intruders, and eat in the mud like cattle, because they have never given up hope," said the fire woman. But what about you? Hiding under the protection of the Pan-Asian Alliance, while enjoying a stable life and delicious food, while feeling sorry for himself and being sentimental. Yes, you have maintained your dignity, but you have lost hope, you are even more incompetent than those who live in the occupied areas, because they are still fighting, and you have surrendered! You are all cowards! ”
With these words, everyone was red-faced, and one of them gritted his teeth and shouted: "No, we are not cowards!" ”
The firefighter asked, "Then what are you afraid of?" ”
"They're not ordinary enemies, they're aliens!"
The fireproof girl said loudly: "But to aliens, you are also aliens!" ”
Huh?
When everyone thought about it, it seemed that this was really the case.
Since everyone is an alien, it means that there are no aliens; Since there are no aliens, the current situation is also an infighting; Since it is infighting, as we have been fighting for tens of thousands of years and have created more than 200 regimes on a fart planet, there is no reason to be afraid of a weak chicken civilization that has already completed the unification of the planet and entered the universe!
Inspired by the fire prevention girl, everyone finally found their own advantages and gradually regained their lost confidence.
The fireproof woman hit the railroad while it was hot: "I will give you the hope you have lost." But if you have hope, you should go and reclaim the dignity of the people in the occupied areas! It doesn't make so much sense, because there are your wives and children, your parents, your half-paid apartment, and the nice car you just bought and haven't run a few times! We don't want to be heroes, we want to snatch back women, take back wealth, snatch back intriguing offices, and snatch back the stable life of being called for by the bank every month! And that's justice! ”
After a brief silence, one suddenly shouted, "For justice!" ”
Then, as if erupting, everyone shouted in unison: "For justice, take back your dignity!" For the sake of justice, take back your dignity! ”
Lu Dan sighed: "I probably understand the gap between me and her." ”
Natasha also shouted: "For my Givenchy lipstick, for my Dior perfume!" ”
The U.S. team tore a little from the abstract painting of chicken legs, put it in their mouths and savored it, saying, "It's bitter, it smells earthy." Man is not supposed to live like livestock, I fought for this goal 70 years ago, and I will continue to fight for it 70 years from now! Sir, give the order, what are we going to do? ”
The crowd fell silent, waiting for the fire woman's order.
"It's very simple, we have to repel the Zetari army, capture Loki, and recapture the Rubik's Cube. ”
The boiled egg waited for a while, and when he saw that the fire prevention girl was slow to speak, he said strangely: "Go on." ”
The firefighter said, "I'm done. ”
The boiled eggs were shocked: "What about the specific plan?" ”
The fire prevention girl said angrily: "I don't even know what the situation in New York is, how can I have a plan!" ”
The boiled egg is going crazy: "Then you will run the train with a mouth full of one, two, three!" ”
"Whoever runs the train with his mouth full, this simplifies the complex, no matter how advanced your plan is, the final result is not to achieve these three goals!"
The boiled egg thought about it, and it was really special. He said helplessly: "But we can't rush up in a swarm, Zetari is far superior to us in terms of numbers and firepower, and the Pan-Asian Alliance is mainly self-preservation, unwilling to send troops, it is difficult for us to open a breakthrough!" ”
The firefighter said: "The Pan-Asian Alliance is not willing to send troops, but we are willing to do so. I've ordered Alice to prepare her army in the country, ready for battle. ”
Lu Dan said happily: "That's really good, it's better to let Her Royal Highness Princess Irushil bring a large army over now and counterattack New York with the S.H.I.E.L.D. Sky Carrier!" ”
"You can't hold Lothric's army on an aircraft carrier, I've prepared a few big guys this time, you can't let them swim across the Pacific Ocean."
Big? Remembering the giant marksman he had seen before, he nodded and asked, "Then according to your Royal Highness, how should you send troops?" ”
The firefighter held her delicate chin and said, "Zitari has advanced long-range firepower, and Alice Rui said that a frontal attack is not good for us, and it is best to bypass the opponent's defense line and use a surprise battle to open the situation." ”
The American team nodded: "Very good tactics, this can also reduce the casualties caused by the strong attack." ”
Lu Dan asked, "But how do you bypass the opponent's defense?" ”
Natasha, the little clever ghost, suddenly shouted, "Tony! I mean the mages of the Fire Ministry! If you can rescue them, and then open a portal to drop the army directly into New York, won't you be able to bypass Zitari's defenses? ”
"Makes sense!" Team America frowned and asked, "But the place where Tony is being held is under strict guard by Loki's order, and it is deep in the city, how can we get them safe from the thousands of troops?" ”
Everyone looked at the fire prevention girl.
The fireproof girl was stunned: "Look at what I'm doing, I've never been good at engaging in this kind of conspiracy." ”
Everyone: "......"
"You don't believe it. I am a fireproof woman who speaks four beauties and loves three loves, and has always acted openly and generously, and is known as the golden sun of Losric......"
"Your Highness, we believe, we believe it all." The boiled egg interrupted the fire girl's boasting, and said kindly, "Let's discuss the plan to rescue Tony now." ”
The fireproof woman stretched out her hands: "I said, I'm not good at this kind of conspiracy. ”
Natasha asked, "Isn't it okay to let other mages open portals?" ”
The fireproof girl shook her head: "I've tried, Loki is also a powerful mage, he disturbed the nearby spatial nodes, which is equivalent to putting a lock on the space, which is difficult to locate from the outside." ”
Everyone fell silent, pondering one by one. Within twenty seconds, the firefighter suddenly said, "Ah, there is! ”
Figured it out so quickly...... Chang Wei, you still said that you don't know martial arts!
The boiled egg hurriedly asked, "What should I do?" ”
The firefighter said, "Don't you think our current situation is very similar to Loki's back then?" Before, we were in the light, the soldiers were strong, and Loki was in the dark, and there were not enough people. So how did he find the sky carrier and snatch the plutonium metal from it? ”
Natasha said: "He showed up on his own initiative and then deliberately got caught by us. ”
The U.S. team suddenly said: "It's not the sky carrier he found, but we took him into the sky carrier." ”
"So the answer is right in front of us, we just have to copy it. Loki is a god of trickery, and there is no shame in learning from him. The fireproof woman smiled and said, "Take it easy, it's just an open-book exam." ”
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