Sitting on the toilet in the bathroom on the first floor, Huang Xiaobei, who was looking at him with dementia, clutched the Nokia in his hand, and looked at the wood-colored toilet door in front of him hollowly and illusory.

"Hehe, hehe, hehe."

An eerie laugh came from Commissioner Huang's even more eerie face.

The trembling right hand, the indescribable facial features, and everything are all the time, and this comrade commissioner, who was not long ago in high spirits and sang "Why are the common people so happy today," is now facing a major collapse in his life.

Oh no, it's already collapsed.

If someone can see the expression of Commissioner Huang at this moment, they will probably make a "broken" evaluation, which is the kind of expression on the face of the woman who has been trained by the pervert ♂ in the fan.

In fact, Commissioner Huang is not far from being played badly, but it is he who plays him........

Carried away, these four words are used to describe what Commissioner Huang did before, but he is even more powerful, not to mention forgetting, and his life is almost forgotten.

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Twenty minutes ago, Uncle Liu called him, and the uncle's voice on the phone was very noisy, and the uncle didn't seem to call him again, but also the voice of other people ordering work came from the other end of the phone.

"Tell Liu that the case file of the South China community asked him to hurry up and send it to me, the suspect's modus operandi is very familiar, and it seems to have appeared in Linprovince some time ago. Feed? Is it Lao Li? I'm Lao Liu, don't talk nonsense, borrow a few technicians from you, come to me to help, okay, I'll invite you to dinner. Feed? Can the stinky boy hear it? ”

At that time, Commissioner Huang was still coquettishly singing "Why are you ordinary people, I'm so happy today", holding his mobile phone, and said happily: "Oh, uncle? Uncle, why did you remember to call me today? I'm very busy at work, and this is the rhythm of being promoted again. ”

"Hurry up and send this document to the serious crime team, hurry!" After signing the documents that need to be signed by himself, Uncle Liu took a sip of tea in his busy schedule, and said with a smile: "What kind of official is promoted, uncle has no idea about the provincial level, it is good to be a municipal level in this life, hey stinky boy, uncle will not talk nonsense to you today, I have not been busy with work recently, do you see if you can go home for a meal the day after tomorrow?" Uh-huh, yes, yes, this is the second place, hurry up and sign it and then get it back for me. ”

At that time, Commissioner Huang was still immersed in the joy of turning over as a serf and singing, and he didn't understand what Uncle Liu meant, so he casually agreed: "Okay, okay, no problem, I promise to be there." ”

Uncle Liu, who is very busy with work, was happy when he heard Huang Xiaobei's words, and laughed on the other end of the phone, "You kid can be regarded as saying a human word, then it's decided, go home for dinner the night after tomorrow, hey, don't let me release my pigeon, otherwise Lao Tzu will break your leg!" ”

At that moment, Commissioner Huang was almost no different from a mentally handicapped, grabbing the phone, and also laughing, "Uncle, it's not what I said, don't say that I'll go back the day after tomorrow, even if I go back now, no one in this bullshit hotel dares to say a word!" ”

Lao Wei and Tang Seng happened to be standing on the ladder to wipe the hotel's chandelier, while Commissioner Huang was standing near them to answer the phone.

Tang Seng who was holding the ladder, and the old guard who was wiping the chandelier, looked at Huang Xiaobei who was smiling like a coin on the side, and kept saying some terrifying remarks in his mouth, you two look at me, I look at you, I don't know what kind of bear-hearted leopard gall Huang Xiaobei ate, and he dared to scold the hotel publicly?

Lao Wei and Tang Seng thought with some concern, "This guy can't have any disease, right?" I didn't think he was normal just now, and now it seems to be even more abnormal. ”

"What about Bureau Lee? Are you back, you're back, okay, Xiao Wang, then you guys are in charge of this place, and call me if there's anything. Feed? Let's not talk about it, Uncle is very busy with work here, and I'll call you when I'm free for a while. ”

Commissioner Huang, who was full of smiles, nodded stupidly and said, "Okay uncle, uncle will see you the night after tomorrow." After saying that, he naturally hung up the phone.

With a smile on his face, Commissioner Huang was very happy, holding his mobile phone, looking around with a smile like an idiot, and asked a word.

"What did Uncle tell me just now?"

Tang Seng, who was helping the old guard with the ladder, kindly reminded: "He said to let you go home for dinner the day after tomorrow." ”

Commissioner Huang was still laughing, "Oh, let me go home for dinner the day after tomorrow, well, go home for dinner the day after tomorrow, go home for dinner the day after tomorrow, uh, go home for dinner the day after tomorrow?" Go home for dinner the day after tomorrow?! Wait a while, go home for dinner the day after tomorrow!!! ”

Commissioner Huang, who finally understood what had just happened, widened his eyes in horror, holding the phone that had just brought him a kind of writing misfortune and read it as dying, and Commissioner Huang let out a shocking scream in his throat.

"I'm !!!! too young"

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Sitting in the toilet in a daze, listening to the sudden sound of the toilet next to him, Commissioner Huang was full of wit and subconsciously hugged his head.

He was so frightened that even when he heard the sound of flushing the toilet, his legs trembled, as if the next moment Uncle Liu would appear in front of him with a stick.

The whole body was trembling, and the upper and lower rows of teeth were constantly clashing and colliding, and those who didn't know thought that the commissioner was in the ice and snow of the North Pole.

"Later, after the day after tomorrow, go home to eat, eat, eat!" Commissioner Huang swallowed in fear, forced himself to show a smile and said, "Dream, right? I guess I'm dreaming, yes, yes...... It should be, it's ......"

"Jingle bells." Just as Commissioner Huang was trying to prove that the phone call was just a hallucination, a text message tone suddenly sounded.

Huang Xiaobei opened his mobile phone and looked at it, and passed out on the spot in the next second.

"Wenhai Jiayuan, Building 26 18-1, don't be late the day after tomorrow."

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"Calm down, calm down, calm down! Yes, yes, yes, yes, I can't panic, I have to be calm when I encounter anything! Otherwise, I'll be ....... sooner or later Well? Do I look uncool? ”

Commissioner Huang, who was gnawing on Nokia, blinked calmly, and then put down his mobile phone, "Alas, Huang Xiaobei, you have to calm down, you can't be too impulsive, it's useless to eat the phone, won't everything just now happen if the phone eats up?" ”

Speaking of this, a fine light suddenly flashed in Commissioner Huang's eyes! Looking at Nokia in his hand with greed and luck, the frenzied Commissioner Huang licked the corners of his mouth and said extremely crazy.

"Maybe it really is!"

"Ahh Eat you eat you! Eat you and nothing will happen! After eating you, you won't have to go home the day after tomorrow! ”

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A minute later.

The yellow commissioner, whose mouth was full of blood, looked at the half of the back molars in his hand, and then looked at the unscathed Nokia in his palm, and the yellow commissioner calmly put his back molars into his pocket and said silently.

"Well, it turns out that eating on the phone is really useless, okay, I found a scientific basis - eating a mobile phone, it can't change what has happened at all. Well, let's move on to the next scientific experiment, swallow the phone, is it possible to change what has happened, okay, the first experiment begins. ”

A second before entering heaven, Commissioner Huang gave up the idea of going directly to God.

The yellow commissioner, who accidentally fell into the dung pit and couldn't climb out, gritted his teeth that were still bleeding, and held on without shedding tears.

It's no wonder that Commissioner Huang made that crazy move just now, it was really because of the huge pressure of reality that he was about to completely push him into the arms of mental illness! Or is he half mentally ill, have you ever seen that normal person forced to start eating on the phone? Or gnaw on Nokia......

Of course, it cannot be ruled out here that the idea of a certain commissioner trying to escape by pretending to be crazy is not ruled out.

But it's a pity that he doesn't go out as open-mindedly as Sun Bin, and his old man is full of broken cheeks when he gnaws on the phone.

Holding his phone and staring up at the ceiling of the toilet, Commissioner Huang thought desperately.

"Can I still take a leave of absence?"

"Probably not, the hotel is so big, there are so many people, it can be cleaned almost in a week, I will leave the day after tomorrow? Well, you can walk, but when you come back, it's enough to choke back, no, it should be the difference between walking back and carrying back. ”

To be honest, Commissioner Huang is now eager to run away and take the opportunity to escape from the hotel!

Mom's, after a lot of calculations, I actually missed the fact that my uncle would take the initiative to ask me to go back.

That's right, in his eyes, I'm working here to make money, how can I not take leave to go home, but, but, but haven't you been busy with work lately? Why is it suddenly not busy! Why are you so idle that you can call me home for dinner? And listen to what you mean on the phone, I still have to be at home for a few days, don't I?

Scratching his head frantically, Commissioner Huang scratched the dandruff on the ground with "brushing and brushing".

"What to do, what to do, how can this be done!"

Well? Otherwise, I'll call my uncle now and tell me that I don't have time to go back?

Commissioner Huang tentatively took out his mobile phone, but as soon as he remembered the sentence "If you dare to release my pigeon, you will break your kid's leg", Commissioner Huang, who had a strong desire to survive, quickly stopped this kind of death.

"Don't say it, otherwise you will really die, uncle is the kind of person who says to break your legs, he will break your legs, I will release his pigeons? Farewell, I want to live a few more years. ”

Thinking of this, the corners of Commissioner Huang's mouth couldn't help twitching again.

"And the uncle has such a strong brain replenishment ability, if I tell him that I won't go back, will he have someone who is cranky? Will it make up for the brain, I don't want to deal with him, so I don't want to go back? ”

Commissioner Huang's breath was suddenly short.

"What's even more terrifying, Uncle Wan thinks that I have some indescribable relationship with the hotel, so I can't reply....... Assi! The background of the hotel is the underworld, and when the uncle first heard that I was working here, he wondered if I had anything to do with the Qingbang Gang, in case, in case he really thought I was, I was...... If you can't do it, you have to go back, and you have to die to go back! No, then the suffering is too special and endless! ”

But as soon as he thought of this, Commissioner Huang almost cried again, how could he go back? What am I going to take back?

Well, I can really go back with a fight, but is it possible that I ran on the front foot and was caught back by the big brothers of the Qing Bang Gang on the back foot?

Of course, these are nothing, the most terrifying thing is to see that I didn't go back, and the uncle took the initiative to come to the hotel to find me!

At that time, the angry uncle directly scolded Master Sun, saying what do you want in the hotel, why don't you give employees holidays, believe it or not, Lao Tzu found someone to seal you!

If Master Sun is angry, he will directly shake out the five million I owe...... That's, that's the end of the world!

Five million, uncle must suspect that I owe so much money to the Qingbang Gang because of drug abuse or gambling!

God, I can't think about it, if I really let my uncle know this, what would he do? What will he do!!

Unable to care about anything else, Commissioner Huang, who had a pale face, rushed out of the toilet with a swoop, and went straight to Master Sun, who was checking the hygiene in the private room on the second floor.

In a word, even if he dies, he has to die for a few days!

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By the way, Nokia tastes really good, and Commissioner Huang has been chewing it for a minute, what do you say about the taste? It's hard, salty, and smells of cumin, and if he hadn't accidentally gnawed off half of his back molars, Agent Huang wouldn't have been able to eat Nokia.......