Chapter 1026 Alarm in the City!

"Finish a fart, aren't there still a few lone ones?" Early in the morning, the iron fist of the old drunkard greeted him.

"Aren't there only a few shrimp soldiers left?" Yawning to dodge the punch, I shrugged my shoulders irresponsibly.

"If it's not done, it's not done, if you let that old fox know the truth, then don't think about going back to celebrate the birthday of the good god."

The old drunkard yelled, I said why did she care so much, and suddenly became strict, it turned out that she was worried about whether she could have a good time on God's birthday in the near future, hum, don't worry, whether Akara knows the truth or not, after you go back, you will not have a good leisurely life.

Secretly glancing at the old drunkard, I put a hypocritical smile on my face.

"I see, I never knew that Elder Kasha was such a conscientious and responsible person."

"What a stupid thing I am, haven't I always been?"

The old drunkard, who hugged his chest and nodded, almost spewed out a breath of awe-inspiring air from his wide-open nostrils, said this very coawardly.

"If that's the case, then I'll leave the remaining minions on the steppes on the outskirts to you, responsible Lord Kasha."

With my hands folded, I laughed, and the meat-numbed Lord Kasha was not only my own goosebumps, but the old drunkard on the other side also seemed to be unable to stand the birds.

"I knew you stinky boy would say that." With a proud look that he had expected, he squinted and approached.

"Old rules, at what cost?"

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say."

I also squinted my eyes, and the old drunkard's reaction was not what I expected, because it was a win-win thing.

Although the sweeping task of the suburban prairie will be a little more boring, it is better to be relaxed and free, let the old drunkard be in charge of this, my side is happy to use waste, and for the old drunkard, she is also worried about what justification to find a reason, stay here for a while, blackmail those adventurers to repay the favor, and squeeze the last drop of oil and water.

Therefore, there is no reason for both parties to refuse this proposal, but the old drunkard's cheekiness is really not good, and it is clear that it is now beneficial to her, and she does not forget to pluck the feathers of the geese, and she also blackmails me here by the way.

So a fierce bargaining battle kicked off in the sluggish gaze of Jeruka, as Rogge's second and third stingy, naturally he would not let go even if he made a small profit, and he had worked together in the alliance for ** years, and he knew everything about what kind of virtue the other party was.

From early morning until noon, at last, the two of us finally compromised on the price of the three jars of wine, and the old drunkard left the hotel with a look of joy and regret, unfortunately he did not get more benefits from me, the third miser, and happily, no matter how much, even if it was a gold coin, as long as she could get it from me, she also won.

This is also the reason why she is ranked second and I am ranked third, not enough practice, looking at the shameless face of the old drunkard now, it is already close to the old man Farah and Mu Dwarf Winter Melon, I feel that the distance between the third place and the first and second places has been widened, of course, this is not a ranking worth showing off.

"Lost."

Like a gossip reporter at the end of her visit, Jeluka put her quill on the little yellow book, closed it gently, and said.

"Your Highness just doesn't want to waste your precious time on just one or two jars of wine."

I cast a look of superiority, yes, I am looking at this discussion from a different and higher level and perspective, and I don't know that people who are precious will be abandoned by time one day.

"Isn't that a wasted morning?" Jeluka hit the nail on the head.

"I see, His Royal Highness is only worth one or two jars of wine in the morning."

“……”

This one......

My brain calculates at high speed, if it is a good wine of the elf clan, one or two jars are worth tens of thousands of gold coins, and in one morning, is it worth it, is it worth it?

Logically speaking, this should be a high salary that scares people to death, and even adventurers can't refuse it, and it's very tangled.

"That's good." Jeluka clapped her palm.

"How about hiring His Royal Highness the Prince next morning with two jars of the finest wine secretly brewed by Jeluka?"

"Denied"

I didn't hesitate to answer, if someone else said this, I might think about it for a while, after all, the pay is really high, but if the employer is this yellow maid, even if it is twenty altars, two hundred altars, I will not agree, this guy, it only takes one morning to resell all my festivals.

"Just ask, what is the best wine that Jieluka secretly makes?"

In addition, for anything taken out from this undisciplined yellow maid, you must be vigilant, it is the only way to survive safely, in a sense, being with this guy is more dangerous than ordinary people to explore the primeval forest.

"Don't look at me like this, in fact, I also know how to make wine."

Jeroka patted her plump chest expressionlessly and said.

Vigilance, when she shows an expressionless appearance and says some suspicious topics, she must definitely mention ten times more vigilance than usual, because there are nine out of nine, and this expressionless appearance is to hide some expressions that cannot be exposed in front of the victim.

In addition, the sentence "Don't look at me like this", it turns out that this guy is still a little self-aware, and he knows what kind of virtue he usually has, so I won't complain much.

"Don't try to fool the past, answer my question head-on, what is the so-called Jeluka's secret fine wine?"

I'm afraid my expression now is like that of a fierce tiger, staring warily at twelve jackals.

"His Royal Highness the Prince is really not at all out of fun."

Feeling this wordless seriousness, Jeluka sighed, let go of the expressionless appearance, pursed her lips, slightly curled, and gradually revealed a charming and moving temperament.

Gently shaking the white jade fingers in front of my eyes, the deliberately created charming voice spit out from the delicate lips word by word: "The so-called Jieluka secret fine wine, that is, there are ~ ~ less ~ female ~ one ~ like ~ ~ taste ~ Tao ~ oh"

"Ha~~Ahaha~~~ So that's the case, it's too precious, I deserve it, forget it."

At first glance, it is easy to be fascinated by the beautiful sake that tastes like a girl, as if you can feel the pure fragrance and feelings of the girl from the sake.

However, this sentence came out of Jieluka's mouth, and the meaning was very different, the meaning of her sentence was "really girly", as for where did the girl's taste come from, XX juice or something...... You get the idea.

It's not that my thoughts are evil, it's that my thoughts must keep up with Jeluka's undisciplined pace, otherwise it will be easy to be teased by her pornographic jokes.

"Next, let's discuss what to do with the rest of the area."

In Jieluka's dissatisfied glare, I coughed a few times, and wisely changed the topic, even if it is to play the Northeast two-person turn, I don't want to accompany the guy to sell festival exercises, I don't know what's going on recently, I can always feel a pressure from the festival crisis, is it infected by her?

Among the five major regions, the area of the Demon Fortress area is probably the smallest, this is because it only includes the suburbs of the Prairie, the Plains of Despair, the City of Divine Punishment, the River of Fire and the Chaos Shelter, among which the Chaos Shelter is just a huge palace, which cannot be said to be small, but compared to any grassland, it is a small thing.

I'm afraid, the area to be searched here is less than one-twentieth the size of Curlast, but the task is not necessarily easy, and Curlast, although it is large, has three thousand Spartans...... Ahem, it is three thousand elven warriors who are one in a hundred, and each squad has a pseudo-domain-level captain, the squadron leader and Amludina who is the captain of the team, and the strength is not comparable to the alliance adventurers on this side of the second world, such a disciplined and powerful team, the efficiency of operation, even if all the adventurers in the demon fortress are added together, it is far from comparable.

What's more, they should have a lot of pirate trackers on hand, that is, the skull cookie thing in Jeroka's hand, and alliance adventurers grabbing jobs on the side, and the most important thing is that the mission on Kurast's side, whether difficult or not, is no longer my business.

In contrast, the Demon Fortress is a little smaller, but we can't organize a strong, disciplined team, and we don't have any extra pirate trackers on hand, although recovering crystal shards is something that can be done sooner or later, but the problem is that I can't afford to wait now.

My God's birthday, my precious wife, my sister, and my daughters......

Coming back to my senses, I focused my grim gaze on the following areas.

First of all, the suburban prairie has been thrown to the old drunkard to be responsible, but this area is only the simplest, and there are no stupid monsters like the suburban prairie in the other areas, which will organize and take the initiative to send them to the door for us to exterminate.

Separated from the suburban prairie by a large rift valley, it is the Despair Prairie, this area I am more familiar with, not only did I go around with Jeruka a few days ago, and mastered the approximate density of crystal fragments there, but also in the first world, I have explored and passed by several times, knowing that there is a powerful demon king-level flesh and blood resusciator in the depths of the despair prairie, as long as the area is swept away, it is equivalent to stabbing out the monster's lair, and some of the remaining fragments can be handed over to other adventurers in the form of tasks.

Then, the biggest headache for me was the City of Divine Punishment.

That damn lightning, every time I think of my experience in the First World, my scalp tingles, at that time, following the old horseman of Turadin to visit the dwarves, just passing there, but there was no less lightning and turned into black charcoal, but at that time it was okay, there was a tragedy above me Finney withstood a lot of pressure, and now......

I heard that in the second world, lightning is even more powerful......

I hugged my head and whined.

"What, there is no anti-lightning equipment?"

The famous name of the city of divine punishment, even if you haven't been there, you can get detailed information from many books, and Jeluka is obviously this kind of person, probably looking at me motionlessly staring at the four words of the city of divine punishment written with water marks on the table, and couldn't help asking.

"Yes is ......"

I looked up at her and replied angrily.

"Would you like to ask you to dig the manure pit with gloves on?"

Jeluka looked up for a moment, and suddenly slapped her palm, giving people the feeling of "I have a way".

I looked at her with a hint of anticipation.

"Speaking of the word [dung], the Duke of Beasts ...... in the fourth part"

"Don't say it, don't say it, bastard"

I was disappointed, and continued to hold my head and scream, what I want now is a way to protect against lightning, not to listen to the heavy taste of the ** fragment

Also, if I find the author of the Duke of Beasts in the future, I will definitely tear him alive.

"Otherwise, just let the dwarves go, anyway, this clan has lived around the Divine Punishment Mountain Range for many years, and it is estimated that they will not be afraid of lightning."

After thinking about it, Jieluka rarely gave a good mention, it is estimated that she herself does not want to go to the city of divine punishment for a turn, the lightning there does not recognize whether you are a beauty or not, I think that at the beginning, even with the two big tragedies of me and Fini staring at the thunder all the way, Linya was not completely spared.

"It's good, but those guys aren't so easy to be instigated, if it's not good enough......"

I scratched my head and thought about it, the dwarf's stingy and stone-like personality was a real headache.

The easiest thing is to tempt these guys with forging materials, for this blacksmith race, a peerless piece of material is more valuable than a complete artifact.

Aside from the City of Divine Punishment, as well as the River of Flames that I have never been to, and the labyrinth-like terrain, although there is Jielu on the side, but unfortunately, our mission this time is not as simple as the River of Flames, but to recover the crystal fragments there, her Winged Angel's analytical ability is not very useful, so it is estimated that it will take a lot of time in this area.

"Forget it, let's settle the matter of the Plains of Despair first."

The more I thought about it, the more headache I felt, so I simply wiped all the handwriting on the table and shouted in an ostrich mentality.

That, what's the matter, isn't there a saying that the boat is naturally straight to the bridge?

"Let's go, let's go to the Despair Prairie now."

I scratched my head, but I suddenly remembered that I seemed to have forgotten that the bastard of the old drunkard had asked for specific information, and I didn't know if the demon king-level flesh resurrector in the depths of the Plains of Despair had gone.

It's a pity, how can I still find her now, I guess I added enough wine and went to the suburban prairie as a ranger.

With a frustrated sigh, I bent almost ninety degrees and came to the teleportation array with no breath.

"Ready? It's time to go. ”

Although it is nonsense, but every time I go out, I still take the trouble to ask everyone around me like this, and at the same time, I also remind myself to be careful to sail the ship of ten thousand years.

"Alright."

After listening to it too much, Jeluka didn't bother to complain about me, put on the piracy tracker, looked up and down, there was no problem, I nodded with satisfaction, and stepped into the teleportation array.

"Pur ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"

At this moment, a loud alarm suddenly sounded from behind, almost not cracking my eardrums, and my steps stiffened in the air, and I turned my head and stared at Jeluka, who had quickly removed the skull biscuit.

It's too late, we've already caught the attention of everyone around us, and it's going to be bad now, and we're sure to be mistaken for some weird evil by these guys.

"Why is it ringing here, it's broken, this thing."

I stared at the skull cookie with suspicion, look, piracy is piracy after all, and the chain fell off at the critical moment.

"The master's head is, and it should be repaired."

In response to my questioning of the elven level of magic, Jeluka gave me a merciless blow.

By the way, when I go out and have people around, Jeluka calls me master, after all, the title of His Royal Highness the Prince is too eye-catching, although the master is also very eye-catching, but it is not nothing, and is regarded by others as "forcing his sister or wife to wear a maid suit and call himself his master", or "forcing his sister OR wife to wear a maid costume and call himself His Royal Highness the Prince", which of these two perverts, which one do you choose? I chose the former anyway.

Why is it so misunderstood by others? Why don't others believe that Jeluka is indeed a serious maid and that I am her master?

These questions can be answered in one fit - have you ever seen an intimate maid pulling her master's cloak or cuffs clinging to the back?

Probably - no

So, I became...... No, it's mistaken for a pervert.

Wait, off topic, where are you talking now? By the way, why does this pirated skeleton cookie raise such a huge alarm in such a place, and where is it? The teleportation array of the demon fortress is close to the center of the entire city, could it be that the demon fortress has fallen.

Looking at the inexplicable onlookers around with an inexplicable face of unknown truth, it didn't look like a monster in human skin, and I clapped my palms and made up my mind.

Let's eat the cake

Ahaha, seeing that the monthly pass on the first day is so powerful, in fact, Xiao Qi is a little moved to compete for the top six in the classification, that is a thousand yuan bonus, alas, but in the end, I thought about it, or forget it, to compete for this is not just to shout the monthly pass every day, plus more to ask for the monthly pass What powerful measures are absolutely indispensable, so Xiao Qi is tired, everyone is also tired, or maintain a peaceful form, set up a bench and watch this month's ranking changes.

PS: That being said, you still have to ask for a monthly pass.