Chapter 253: The Battle of the Tiger and the Snake
"This ...... His Highness Thor...... No, it's Your Royal Highness, and I'm honored to have you here......"
The Pierces are old, but they also have no experience in hosting aliens. Although Brother Hammer showed his face in the Battle of New York and dealt with S.H.I.E.L.D. a few times, this time is different from the past, and the previous Brother Hammer was at most a passerby who carried out humanitarian assistance in the spirit of internationalism, and only represented individuals. And now Brother Hammer is the prince of Asgard, a representative of a genuine alien civilization.
This is like Wu Meiniang who is a palace maid and Wu Meiniang who is the empress, they are both Wu Meiniang, but the meaning is completely different.
So Rao is an old fritter like Pierce, and his mouth inevitably trembles. A few days ago, he was still excited about gaining the support of the hidden country of Wakanda, but today the alien civilization came directly to the door, which is also too exciting.
Pierce took two quick-acting heart-saving pills in a row to control his heartbeat, straightened his clothes, and was trembling slightly and was about to step forward to pick up the national letter, but a person suddenly jumped out and said: "This national letter can't be accepted, you don't have this qualification!" ”
That person was none other than a representative of the federal government. After all, the two sides are negotiating, and the federal government also has a team staying in New York, but Pierce deliberately disgusted the other party, so he didn't call them to come forward to greet the fire prevention girl.
Originally, the federal government didn't care, after all, it was clear which was stronger and which was weak, and they firmly believed that the fireproof girl would not lose the watermelon and pick up sesame seeds, so they just came to the scene privately as an ordinary person, the purpose was to make a record, write a report, and provide a little position for their own mixed wages.
But no one expected that an alien civilization would jump out of the scene, and he was holding a "seemingly" official credential, of course the people in the federal government couldn't sit still, after all, Pierce was a thief, if he was allowed to receive the alien's credentials, would he still have a beautiful face? Is his future in sight?
Therefore, both public and private, he must stop this behavior. Even if he is killed by Pierce on the spot, at least he can sacrifice his life for the country and cover a national flag for a grand funeral.
So he stood up, and justice stopped Pierce's behavior, and then he was smashed to his stomach by a punch from the crossbones.
But with such a play, Brother Hammer also retracted his hand, frowned and asked, "What do he mean by that?" ”
Pierce said with a smile on his face: "That's just a troublemaker, His Royal Highness doesn't need to care." ”
Although Brother Hammer is stupid, he has also received Odin's elite education for many years, and he still has political sensitivity. He asked sharply, "I remember that the king of Midgard called the president, are you the president?" ”
If it was private, Pierce would have said yes. But now that tens of thousands of New Yorkers are watching, and there are several news helicopters broadcasting live, Pierce really doesn't dare to pull down his face and tell nonsense with his eyes open.
You know, after New York's independence, there has been no decision as to which system will be used to administer it. In order to show his justice, Pierce also scolded the democratic system of Da Meili, and if he called himself president now, it would not be a slap in the face.
So in the face of Brother Hammer's questioning, Pierce's face turned blue, and he almost gritted his back molars and spit out two words: "No." ”
"Since it's not, then this credential can't be given to you, and I'll talk about it when your president comes." Brother Hammer said, stuffed the crumpled piece of paper into his arms again, and then he looked left and right, and saw that the fire prevention girl's eyes lit up, and he ran over with Sif, shouting in a loud voice: "Auntie, it's so good to see that you are in good health!" ”
The fire girl is the sworn sister of the fairy queen Frigga, so there is no problem with Brother Hammer calling her aunt, but Sif is embarrassed and opens her mouth, and the aunt really can't be called.
The fire prevention girl also felt ashamed to be called her aunt in public, and hurriedly said: "It's okay, it's okay, each has its own opinion, each has its own opinion." ”
Only then did Sif breathe a sigh of relief, salute and say, "I have seen Your Majesty, Asgard greets Lothric." ”
"Thank you, Princess Sif Sif." The fireproof girl nodded and said, "Is His Majesty Odin in good health?" ”
"Rest assured, the God King is in good health, and he is very excited to receive your message, and he is looking forward to your visit."
The fireproof girl smiled: "I am really flattered that the God King is so enthusiastic. But as you know, the situation on Earth is more complicated, and it may take some time for them to elect representatives. ”
"I understand, after all, it's the barren Midgard, and I've heard that this small planet has been divided into more than two hundred countries, which is really backward." Sif did not hide his contempt for the earth at all, after all, in Asgard's concept, the earth is a barren land, which has always been used as a garbage dump, and Asgard's industrial waste is thrown here, and the demons are thrown here, and even the exiled prince is thrown here, which shows how bad their perception of the earth is.
It's nothing if you say this in private, after all, what Sif said is the truth, but the public is ridiculed by an alien, if you are still silent, then the racial dignity of the earthlings is worthless. So Pierce slapped his swollen face and pretended to be fat, and said head-on: "This lady, you may not know much about the situation on Earth. There is no such thing as secession, it is actually a choice of national and cultural freedom. We respect and defend freedom, and it is freedom that has brought us to where we are today. Therefore, there are more than 200 countries on the earth that are not backward, but a manifestation of progress, and all of us on the earth are proud of this. ”
Thinking about Pierce, a veteran hydra, whose idea is to rule all mankind, and finally insisting on saying long live freedom, it is really difficult for him, but I don't know if the Red Skull will fly back from the Vormir Star and kill him, a disdainful descendant.
"Advanced? I don't feel that at all. Sif said bluntly: "The advanced civilizations in the universe are all highly centralized governments without exception, because in this way they can avoid unnecessary internal friction and concentrate all the resources and strength of civilization on external exploration and expansion." The freedom you are so proud of will only lead to endless divisions and contradictions in civilization, and eventually the potential of never-ending wars will be exhausted, and you will be trapped on your home planet and have no chance of the universe. ”
Yes, that's why we in Hydra are committed to unifying all of humanity.
Pierce almost didn't take Sif by the hand and call him comrade, but he couldn't say it in public. After all, the current international situation is to respect freedom, unless he wants to learn from the mustache of 70 years ago to single-handedly stand on the whole world, he must stand on the side of freedom and maintain the dignity of freedom.
"That's not the case...... Pierce said stiffly, but before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Sif .
"Really?" The corners of Sif 's mouth curled, and he looked at the sky and mocked: "Even now you are still killing each other, do you dare to say that this is not the case?" ”
"Ugh!"
Pierce was speechless, and even a politician whose main job was to play tricks was equally inarable in the face of the facts.
It's not a big deal for one's own people to fight themselves, but in front of aliens, the earthlings are still fighting in the nest, so this person will be thrown out of the solar system.
As said before, Pierce is not a general, not a fighter for democracy, not a national hero, he is a politician, and all his actions are for political gain, so in just a moment, he decided to put an end to this battle with great superiority.
Because it's more important to befriend an alien civilization than to eliminate the Aegis team.
"Mages, stop the fight immediately and let the people of S.H.I.E.L.D. leave."
With a command, the mages fryed.
They were expecting to make meritorious deeds this time and invite meritorious deeds in front of the new master, but now they are about to win, so what's the matter if they don't fight?
And even if they don't fight, the S.H.I.E.L.D. team will fight, do you want him to be captured?
Pierce had already thought about this, so he said to the boiled egg, "Fury, what are you waiting for?" Don't give the order for the S.H.I.E.L.D. team to retreat yet! ”
He hesitated, he had to retake New York to "make up for it", and if he stopped now, his political future would be ruined.
As the old boss, Pierce knows the boiled egg too well, putting aside the military operation and political problems, the boiled egg pouts his ass, and Pierce knows what shit he is going to pull, so what the boiled egg is thinking now, Pierce guessed clearly.
"Don't be stupid." Pierce said, "Don't you know which is more important? The problem now is not one New York or one country, but the whole world and the entire human civilization! Fury, are you going to be a sinner for all mankind? ”
The boiled egg woke up like a dream, was ruthless, and ordered according to the headset: "S.H.I.E.L.D., the mission is terminated, retreat!" ”
Although puzzled, the S.H.I.E.L.D. team still withdrew as promised, and the sky carrier also put away its muzzle, and this battle happened suddenly and ended without ending, which surprised everyone.
Except, of course, for fireproof women.
She smiled and said, "Look, I'll just say that this battle can't be fought." ”
The Ancient One asked curiously, "Will you be a prophet?" How else do you know Asgard is coming? ”
"Because I called the Asgars."
Ancient One: "......"
The fireproof girl wondered, "Why, didn't I tell you?" ”
"Nope!" Gu Yi took a deep breath and asked, "What did you call them for?" ”
"Because I'm going to have a sports day."
"Sports day?" The ancient one was stunned: "What sports meeting?" ”
"Fighting conventions." "At the Indiscriminate Fighting Tournament, Lo Slick and Asgard will be the organizers of the first Indiscriminate Fighting Tournament. ”
Gu Yi was surprised: "Let's not talk about this strange idea, do you plan to involve the earth in it?" ”
"yes."
"You want Earthlings and Asgardians to compete on the same stage? This is simply adults bullying children! ”
"Don't be presumptuous." The fireproof girl smiled: "Master, you are also an earthling, are you a child?" ”
Ancient One: "......"