Star-Lord is definitely not famous, and the only person in the universe who thinks Star-Lord is famous is probably himself. But even the most obscure people will have their own social circles, and Star-Lord is no exception. He was raised by an interstellar pirate and is a standard offender. So who will be the most popular in the social circle of the offender?

The police, of course!

Just as light and darkness will entangle each other, and Tom and Jerry will love and kill each other, the most familiar person with Star-Lord is definitely the police. And the Nova Empire has the most sound laws in the universe, and of course, it also has the largest police force in the universe, because in this way it can catch the most criminals in the universe.

And the female consul is the biggest police chief in the universe!

Of course, she had heard Star-Lord's name, and even Star-Lord's verdict was signed by her. It doesn't matter if she's a virgin or a virgin, but she's definitely serious about the law. She would go through the files of every prisoner captured by the Nova Empire, for which she only slept four hours a day, and time was more precious to her than gold, so she would have questioned the meaningless wait before.

Is Star-Lord an earthling?

This is not scientific!

The Archon reminisced about Star-Lord's file, shook her head, and said, "The Nova Empire did hold a prisoner named Star-Lord, but his crimes were to gather a crowd to fight in a public place and destroy public property. We also found several prohibited weapons in the Nova Empire on him, each of which was the latest in recent years. IMHO, those weapons contain extremely high technological content, and it is impossible for the earth civilization and the people of the earth to obtain them, let alone be able to manipulate them as skillfully as he is. So you say Star-Lord is an earthling, and I have serious doubts about that! ”

The fireproof girl didn't bother to tell her about Star-Lord's life experience again, and simply said directly: "What I said doesn't count, and what you say doesn't count, then let's rely on evidence." You must have the genetic map of the earthlings, wouldn't it be good to draw Star-Lord's two tubes of blood and compare them? ”

This method was impeccable, and the female consul couldn't find fault with it, so she immediately took an interstellar long distance to Colin Space Prison to explain it. At that time, Star-Lord was discussing the prison escape with the cosmic raccoons in the dining room, and the two prison guards, five big and three thick, dragged him away with a stun baton without saying a word. The little raccoons were frightened, thinking that their conspiracy had been revealed, and they didn't dare to act rashly, and the prison escape plan was directly stranded.

Alien technology, shocking!

Gene comparison is not difficult for the alien uncle at all for such a simple thing, blood drawing, laboratory tests, harassment of the new female colleague, and then there is a ding, and the fresh report is out.

Star-Lord: "What's that ding, it sounds like the microwave I used when I was a kid." What, what is a microwave? You don't know that the microwave oven is too outdated, of course, it is a super weapon that can burn a planet in one blow! I warn you that even if I am a prisoner, I have human rights, and you cannot enter my body with a slender object without my consent, and I will defend my dignity, even if it is ...... risking my life."

Also what? Before he could finish speaking, Star-Lord was troubled again by the stun baton, lying on the ground shaking frantically and foaming.

This is Colin Space Prison, and the reason for its fame is not that it is built on a natural satellite, but that no one has ever been able to escape from prison here, even the most vicious villains have to lie down here, and dragons have to coil down, Star-Lord is like this, and Gamora is no exception.

What about Thanos' goddaughter? You are also numb!

In the original plot, Gamora also lived in Colin Space Prison for two days before escaping with the little raccoons, and except for being blocked in the toilet on the first night, she didn't suffer much of a crime.

But now because of the appearance of the fireproof girl, Star-Lord has been taken care of, and even the little raccoon with the courage of the artist has to be honestly settled for a while, and the prison escape plan naturally fails.

Now that Star-Lord has been taken away and held in solitary confinement, no one has come to hero to save the beauty, Gamora was beaten by the prisoners that night, and Thanos couldn't recognize her when she came.

Gamora of the Cinematic Universe is not like the comics with the reputation of the strongest assassin in the universe, she is very strong, but her strength is limited. The Colin Space Prison is full of villains and thugs, all of them are talents, PVPPPPPPP is not too beautiful, Gamora is no matter how long the blood bar is, it is difficult to beat four hands with two fists.

If it weren't for Douglas the Iron Destroyer's desire to continue torturing Gamora and preventing the prisoners from killing them, Thanos' goddaughter would have been cold that night. But if the destroyer doesn't want to forcibly add drama, Thanos will not be able to exchange for soul gems if he loses his beloved, and if he can't make up six infinity stones, Director Exterminator will not be able to snap his fingers, and this biggest catastrophe in the universe will be resolved invisibly.

Therefore, being able to do it without forcing it is the greatest virtue of the universe!

Putting aside the matter of the Colin Space Prison over there, the female consul here was extremely surprised after receiving the report: "Star-Lord really has earth blood!" But it was from the maternal side, and his father's genes were something I had never seen before, and there seemed to be an immense amount of energy in them. ”

Nonsense, can it not be huge? His father is the living planet Igo!

But now is not the time to reveal the mystery, and the firefighter said, "Now that the results are out, things are much simpler. Your Excellency, since Star-Lord is an earthling, he should be judged by the laws of the earth, and we hope to initiate extradition proceedings to bring Peter Quall back to Earth. Of course, we promise that we will definitely give an explanation to the Nova Empire and use the laws of the earth to give him the punishment he deserves! ”

To tell the truth, except for the laws of the Nova Empire, the laws of other civilizations in the whole universe are scum in the eyes of the female archons. But the consul is not just a judge, she is a politician. She values not only the majesty of the law, but also the ubiquitous political interests.

As mentioned earlier, the Nova Empire is just like the great beauty on the earth, promoting their system in the whole universe, and when there is no chance, they have to create opportunities to promote it, and now that the earth has taken the initiative to send it to the door, she has no reason to refuse.

Whether there is an extradition regulation between the Earth and the Nova Empire is just a small issue, and it doesn't matter if Star-Lord is a heinous crime or not, the female archon values this contact with the Earth more, and she hopes to use this extradition case to intervene in the cultural circle of the Earth, promote the system of the Nova Empire, and even use the Earth as a springboard to eventually promote the system to Asgard!

Just as there are two sides to a coin, the earth is protected by Asgard and implicated by Asgard.

The female consul's calculation is very loud, the Nova Empire and the Kree Empire are actually the same, they both want to unify the universe, but the Kree Empire is taking the route of military expansion, while the Nova Empire is taking the route of cultural invasion. And the first step of cultural invasion is to unify the ideology, otherwise there will be a bunch of color critics on the earth, a bunch of fagots in the Nova Empire, the aesthetics are all different, and the cultural invasion is a fart, if you don't fight, you will burn high incense!

If you want to play cultural invasion, you must unify your ideology, so the Nova Empire vigorously promotes their system, after all, they are all people living under one system, and the ideology is naturally unified.

But it's not that people have changed their ideology, it's that people with non-mainstream ideologies have been eliminated.

It's brutal, but it's effective.

But it's not the citizens of the Nova Empire who suffer, and the female archons don't have to care about their lives or deaths!

So, for the sake of the great cause of the nation, the female consul thought for a second and agreed to the extradition application submitted by the fire prevention woman.

Move your mouth at the top and break your leg at the bottom.

As soon as the firefighter and the female consul got into a fight, Colin Prison was busy.

This is the first time that a prisoner has been released early in Colin Prison, and the reports to be written and the forms to be filled out one after another are even worse than those of a senior high school student. The Supreme Council of the Nova Empire was not without its opposition to the decision of the female consul, but they all died down in front of the word Asgard.

Earth is secondary, but this is the best chance to "invade" Asgard in hundreds of years. In the face of this great temptation, all discordant voices must disappear. The political significance of this is not only as simple as expanding the power of the Nova Empire, but also has an element of competing with the Kree Empire.

Although the two empires ceased fighting, it was impossible to mix oil at once, they just switched from fighting on the surface to fighting in the dark. Just like the Cold War between the United States and the Soviet Union on the earth directly led to the space race, Asgard has also become the moon in the hearts of the two empires.

Under this stimulus, the Nova Empire is like a chicken blood, all departments have given the green light, and various application instructions have also been returned in seconds. So although there was chaos on the Colin Prison side, the whole process went extremely fast.

Star-Lord was still in a coma from being turned over, and the five big and three thick prison guards poked it with an electric baton, directly waking Star-Lord up.

"I have to complain! I'm not kidding, I'm definitely going to complain, I'm going to sue you until you don't even have a pair of pants left! Star-Lord knelt on the ground, leaking urine and speaking harshly, he had never been so miserable since he was a child.

So I don't even have a pair of pants left?

The prison guard shook his face and smirked, and walked up with an electric baton.

"Big brother, I was wrong, I was really wrong, you just treat me as a fart!"

"Zila!"

"Whew!!"

Star-Lord was now leaking urine as she foamed at the mouth and fainted gorgeously again.

"Why did you stun him again?" Another prison guard was dissatisfied: "He smells of urine, do you resist him going out?" Wake him up! ”

"Oh!" The meaty prison guard replied honestly, picked up the electric baton and poked it at Star-Lord again.

Another prison guard was going crazy: "Don't call him back and forth, what if he gets a brain tumor?" ”

Although the words were spoken, it was clearly too late. The electric baton poked Star-Lord again, causing the lucky man to wake up again.

This time, Star-Lord didn't say anything harsh, but said with a handful of snot and tears: "Do any of you have toilet paper?" I seem to be pulling my pants in. Well, give me a new prison uniform, this amount is no longer a problem that toilet paper can solve! ”

The two prison guards ignored this stubble, and the fierce eyes came over to Super Star-Lord, but they couldn't scare this unlucky child.

He hurriedly shouted: "Don't be impulsive, two big brothers, I don't want to be like this, all this is force majeure!" You should understand that in the face of electricity, the sphincter is really powerless! ”

But the imaginary atrocities didn't come, and the two guards just set up Star-Lord and dragged him towards the bathroom.

Star-Lord was dumbfounded: "Where are you taking me?" What's going on? ”

A prison guard said with a smile: "Boy, today is your lucky day, you have been released after completing your sentence!" ”

"A lucky day to pull in your crotch? Big brother, your understanding of luck is a little strange! ”

But the two guards apparently didn't mean to explain, and threw Star-Lord into the bathroom, and the water gun swiped and shot it.

At this point, Star-Lord had no choice but to accept it. After all, life is like a strong X, you can't resist, you can only enjoy it. What's more, he still has a lump of poop in his pants!

Well, the water is boiling, so let's wash it, after all, it's healthier to wash.

Star-Lord stripped naked three times and divided by two, and rubbed violently against the water gun, especially the back half of his body, which was even more important.

After washing, Star-Lord took back his original clothes, and as soon as the little red leather coat was put on, the handsome and handsome Star-Lord came back...... At least he himself thinks it's handsome.

In addition to clothes, there are also items, ranging from the cosmic spirit ball that carries the power gem to the SONY Walkman that his mother gave him before she died, and Colin Prison gave it to him. It was only then that Star-Lord was extremely surprised to find that people were really going to let him go.

"Why?" Star-Lord was confused.

The prison warden is a cultured person, no more upright than the five big and three rough prison guards, and when faced with the problem, his official words are to open his mouth: "You are from the earth, your home star government has submitted an extradition application to the Nova Empire, so you will be extradited back to the earth and tried in accordance with the laws of the earth." Young man, you have a great government, he has done a lot for you, you must remember this kindness, never forget to be grateful, reform well in the prison of the earth, and strive to be a new person as soon as possible! ”

Earth government?

Star-Lord was stunned.

I was a nine-year-old bear kid when I was kidnapped by that bastard Yongdu, and the Earth government knows which onion I am.

To be honest, Star-Lord, who has been away from his hometown for a long time, is quite kind when he hears the word earth, Yongdu forcibly taught him a lot of useful knowledge, driving a spaceship is a trivial matter, and making a space-time jump is also a drizzle, he is fully capable of returning to Earth, but he doesn't.

Why?

Because he wanted to keep a glimmer of hope.

When his mother had a terminal brain tumor, she called him to his bed before she died and gave him a nine-year-old birthday present, which was the SONY Walkman. But he didn't want to accept his mother's death, so he ran out regardless of it. As a young man, he believed that as long as he didn't see his mother die, his mother wouldn't be dead.

Then Yongdu came, kidnapped him, took him on a spaceship and left the earth, and he was gone for more than thirty years.

No matter how old a man is, he is still a child, and the thirty-four-year-old Star-Lord is as innocent as he was back then, he thinks that as long as he doesn't confirm it, his mother will not really die, so for so many years, he has not returned to Earth, in order to save that last glimmer of hope.

After many years of wandering, he needs a spiritual pillar so much, and this spiritual pillar is his mother, who firmly believes that he will eventually achieve fame one day, and at that time, he will return to Earth, and her mother will welcome him with a smile and hug him!

For a moment, Star-Lord's eyes were a little sour.

The appearance of the Earth Government this time gave him a glimmer of enlightenment. Maybe it's time to go back and see, maybe it's time to wake up after so many years of dreaming!

When you get out of prison, why don't you find a chance to go back to Earth!

Thinking like this, Star-Lord subconsciously looked at his package, which contained the Walkman given to him by his mother, as well as the cosmic spirit ball he had found without much effort!

Star-Lord smiled.

Lao Tzu has a cosmic spirit ball, and he will return to the earth of a ghost! Sell this thing, and the money I earn can sleep with beauties all over the universe!

Earth, play eggs go!

Star-Lord put the package on his shoulder, and said to the warden with a smile, "You don't have to send it, tell me which direction the gate is, and I'll go there myself." If there is a fate in the future, let's have a drink, I will treat you, this is the promise of the famous Star-Lord! ”

But the prison warden smiled slightly, raised his hand and beckoned the two Tie Hanhan prison guards from before.

Now Star-Lord had stomach cramps when he saw these two goods, and subconsciously wanted to pee, he asked vigilantly, "You, what are you going to do?" ”

"I'm sorry, Mr. Peterquayl, but even though you were released from Colin Space Prison, you're still a prisoner. In accordance with the extradition regulations, we will escort you to the rendezvous with the representatives of the Earth side, and we ask for your cooperation! ”

Lao Tzu is about to soar, who wants to go to the earth to continue to go to prison!

Star-Lord stepped back and asked, "What if I don't cooperate?" ”

The warden didn't say anything, and the two prison guards smiled and pulled out the electric batons.

"Cooperate, you must cooperate, as long as you don't call me, let me do anything!"

Star-Lord is such a general person!

The warden smiled slightly, "Goodbye then, Mr. Peter Quayle, I wish you a good journey." Take him to the shuttle and make sure he arrives safely! ”

"Yes!" The two prison guards took the order and dragged Star-Lord away.

As soon as they got on the shuttle and were about to start, a figure suddenly burst out of the shadows and killed two prison guards in three strokes and five divisions.

"Oh my God, you killed them!" Star-Lord yelled and looked at the person, a little familiar, but couldn't recognize it: "Who are you?" ”

"The nest is like a duck." The man was a fat woman with green skin, and she spoke in a sullen voice.

"Ga Duck? Gamora? Star-Lord was shocked: "You weren't so fat two days ago!" ”

Gamora fought back her anger and said, "If you were stuck in the toilet for two nights, you would be as fat as me!" ”

Star-Lord was speechless: "I thought they would show mercy to the beautiful women!" ”

Gamora said disdainfully, "Don't think everyone is a pervert like you! ”

"Hey, I'm complimenting you!"

"Found the female prisoner, she's here on Shuttle Three, everyone, come on!"

"Damn it, these haunting bugs!" Gamora scolded, regardless of whether Star-Lord sat down or not, stepped into the driver's seat, stepped on the accelerator, and directly started in third gear, rushing out of the gate of Colin Space Prison.