You are so imaginative that you can write fairy tales directly. Liu Junhao thought his wife's words were funny. He knows his own Wukong, and that guy will never hide in a corner and sulk alone. If it is really angry, it will definitely jump up and down around its owner, screaming and screaming.

Zhang Qian's parents are old people after all, and they are already tired after wandering around the mountains for half a day in the afternoon, so not long after dinner, they went upstairs to sleep. However, the two little ones were still very excited, and deliberately ran outside to play hide and seek with Hao Yutong. It's rare for the children to have such a good time, and a few adults didn't stop them, just told them to be careful.

After a while, the chickens and ducks in the yard began to scream, and then Tongtong's excited voice came: "Found it, found it, my brother is in the chicken coop." ”

This guy ...... It can't be peeling during the school week, right? Several people in the room burst into laughter.

When it comes to hide-and-seek, they did it all when they were kids, and now it's fun to watch the children play as spectators. Zhang Hongbin even talked about the funny things about his sister when he was a child. said that once Zhang Qian had just hidden, he asked loudly, "Have you hidden it?" ”

As a result, my sister said stupidly: "Hide it, you come and find it!" This answer did not matter, and the hiding place was immediately revealed, and it was quickly found out by following the voice.

"Who told you to play Rippy" is brought up now. Zhang Qian still felt quite depressed.

In fact, this kind of thing often happens when playing hide and seek, and there is also a way to talk about it. Everywhere he went, he cried out, "I see you, come out!" There are really people who think they have found themselves and run out on purpose.

The more the little ones played, the more excited they became, and when they saw eleven o'clock, they didn't have the heart to sleep yet. Zhang Qian's sister-in-law couldn't wait, so she went out and dragged the two back.

"Look at your heads, where you hid just now, with so much ash and on your clothes?" Less than three hours after they were out, they were covered in gray rats.

Although the two guys were reprimanded, they were like no one else, and they were still exchanging their experience of hide and seek with great interest.

There are guests at home, so naturally you can't sleep lazy. As soon as it was 6:50, he and Zhang Qian got dressed and got up.

Who knew that when I opened the door, I found that they got up late enough, and Zhang's mother had already started to be busy in the kitchen. Zhang Qian was very embarrassed, and hurriedly washed her face and went over to help. Liu Junhao saw the old man watching around the flower pond, and also leaned over.

"Is it easy for people to hallucinate when they get old, why do I always hear a bird chirping on the other side of the chicken coop?" Dad Zhang asked with a puzzled face. He had searched a few times before, but he had not found any place for the bird. But when I left, I could hear a faint cry.

"Bird calls...... I heard it too" Liu Junhao listened sideways for half a minute, and also heard a sound coming from the direction of the chicken coop.

He searched along the chicken coop, but there was nothing in it, and he saw two white eggs.

Could it be that I am hallucinating myself? Liu Junhao stopped and stood quietly in front of the chicken coop for less than two minutes. The bird's call came again...... Chirp ...... "It seems to be the cry of a starling."

He crept past the sound, and when he came to the monkey's nest, he was stunned, and the sound came from the monkey's nest.

Liu Junhao half-squatted down and put his head into the monkey's nest, and found a bird's nest with a big bowl mouth inside, and inside the bird's nest, there were two little starlings who had just come out of the shell.

"Found it?" Seeing him take out a bird's nest from the monkey's nest, Zhang's father also came over.

"Well, it's a neem starling nest," Liu Junhao nodded and replied.

"The neem starling sits in the nest where the monkeys live, and they can coexist peacefully?" The old man asked with a look of wonder on his face.

Khan, how is that possible, monkeys specialize in eating birds.

However, Liu Junhao can't say a reason for this strange scene, the bird's nest will not appear out of thin air, it is naturally picked from the tree by his own monkey. But the fellow caught the birds and did not eat them, but put them in his nest. Isn't Wukong really changing his personality and preparing to put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha on the spot?

"Husband, where did you get the bird's nest?" Zhang Qian originally wanted to go into the kitchen to help, but was pushed out by Zhang's mother three times in a row, but when she turned her head, she saw Liu Junhao holding a bird's nest to watch.

"I found it in our Wukong's nest, and I don't know when this guy secretly went up the tree to pick it,"

"Where's Wukong?"

Mention the monkeys. They remembered that this guy hadn't been in the yard early in the morning.

As he was talking, he saw Wukong running into the yard with a canned bottle, and the guy looked at the bird's nest in Liu Junhao's hand, and immediately threw the canned bottle and squeaked and jumped over.

"Give it the nest and see what it wants?" Everyone wondered, not knowing what kind of play this guy was singing.

Wukong took the bird's nest and immediately sent it to the depths of his monkey's nest, and then he picked up the canned food bottle again, and pinched out a grasshopper with his paws and sent it to the little starling's mouth.

No, the monkeys are also going to raise birds, and a few people have come to understand. No wonder this guy ran out early in the morning, and his feelings were to go outside to catch grasshoppers. Look at that, Liu Junhao can also guess a few points, it must be that yesterday afternoon, his wife didn't let him feed the swallow chicks, took the monkey and came to be self-reliant, and went up to the tree to dig out a nest of little starlings to feed himself.

Dad Zhang was completely fainted, he really couldn't think of anything else this monkey wouldn't do.

"Let's let Wukong send the bird back, let it raise it and eventually it will definitely die." Zhang Qian said and reached out to grab the bird's nest. But the guy was unusually clever, and as soon as he saw his master coming, he immediately picked up the nest and ran away. Three times five divided by two, has jumped to the jujube tree halfway up.

"Wukong, come down, come down and give you dates to eat!" Liu Junhao can only eat yin. To be honest, he doesn't think he can make a name for Goku.

"Squeak......" The monkey turned his head to look, and found that his master's hand was empty, and he said nothing.

There was no way, Zhang Qian had to go back to the house and grab a large handful of red dates. There aren't many red dates left at home, and they only eat them once in a while.

Seeing the red jujube, Wukong immediately scratched his ears and cheeks on the tree. For it, the lure of this date is simply deadly.

Finally. The guy slid under the tree. When the three of them thought they had succeeded, it made a moth, stretched out its claws to put the bird's nest on the branch, and then jumped off the tree with a smoke and asked Zhang Qian for dates.

"This guy is getting better and better," Liu Junhao sighed with laughter.

No matter how they tried, Wukong just hid in the tree and couldn't come down, and in the end, the three of them temporarily gave up the idea of returning the bird's nest to its original owner.

When the three of them left, the monkey secretly put the nest back into his old nest.

Ozawa and his brothers were lying on the bed and didn't want to get up, but as soon as they heard that the monkey had caught a litter of little starlings, they immediately put on their clothes and went downstairs to check. It's a pity that Wukong is very vigilant this time, and he is guarding the door, and anyone who tries to get close will grin and threaten it.

The two little guys were very helpless to take out snacks and tempt, but the monkey didn't have the consciousness of eating people's short mouths after eating snacks, so they still didn't let them see.

Today is the second day of the fishing competition, and everyone wants to take a look at the big weir pond after breakfast. The monkey was originally a noisy person, but now when he saw everyone going out, he immediately squeaked and screamed to keep up. But when I thought of the bird's nest next to me, it stayed again.

The biggest fish caught by tourists yesterday weighed eight pounds, and as soon as the fish was caught, it was bought. Today, another record was broken, an old man caught a big catfish of ten catties, and it took three helpers more than half an hour to pull the catfish to the shore.

"Old man, I bought this catfish for 200 yuan." After weighing. Immediately, someone stepped forward to acknowledge him.

"Not for sale," replied the old man, shaking his head.

"300 yuan" came to increase the weight, and it seems that it is determined to win.

"You pay me a thousand yuan and don't sell it, it's not easy for the fish to grow so big, I'm going to release it."

The onlookers of the "release" were all stunned, and they didn't expect this old man to have such a high realm.

After the catfish was put into the water, it made a whirlpool on the surface of the water and quickly disappeared in front of everyone.

At half past eleven, the results of the competition came out, and the first place caught more than 30 catties of fish.

In the afternoon, the ditch in front of Liu Junhao's gate began to be lively again, and tourists came to feed the waterfowl with the results of fishing. All of a sudden, the entire ditch was completely noisy. Qingzhuang, egrets, cormorants, kingfishers, and wild ducks surrounded him. One by one, they seemed to stretch their necks to wait for feeding, and they were even more bold to stick their heads directly into the bucket.

"This bird is a little too bold, it's not afraid of people at all, in case someone wants to catch it, wouldn't it be too easy, just get some small fish, you can catch them all." As soon as I heard this voice, I knew that it was the first time to visit Liujiagou.

"Why don't you call it a bird's paradise, you can't see this scene anywhere else, you can get used to it after a few more visits." His companion enthusiastically explained, "As for catching birds, it's best not to bother with the idea." I saw that those Qingzhuang with red ribbons on their legs were not there, they were domesticated, and they were bigger than average. Don't look at it now, it's docile, but it's impossible to start crazy. As soon as you catch a bird, you will attack it in a flock. Even if you want to catch a fish in this ditch, you have to weigh it. These guys have a very strong sense of territory, and see this ditch as their territory entirely. ”

"Aren't they, they're that organized?" The man who spoke earlier was a little incredulous.

"Why don't you try it, the birds that live in groups are generally very organized."

"Forget it, don't try, you can't hide if you really swarm after you." The dude eventually dismissed the idea of trying. After all, I came here to play, not to look for abuse.

After visiting the waterfowl, many new tourists went to Liu Junhao's yard to see the fire under the guidance of their companions. Usually at this time, Wukong is the most active, and he will definitely come up to take a picture of the tourists and ask them if they want to eat. But today this guy is an exception, standing in front of the monkey's nest, watching the people quite vigilantly. Even so, some of the children still came running over to feed him.

The monkey did not refuse, but he wanted it to leave the monkey nest, but this guy refused to say anything, and it was even more difficult to invite than Zhuge Liang.

For the arrival of tourists, Liu Junhao naturally welcomed him and moved all the chairs out of the house. These are potential customers, and of course they should be entertained well. In fact, after seeing the yellow eels in the backyard, most tourists have moved the idea of buying two catties to try it.

On the afternoon of the third day, many tourists set out on their way home. Liu Junhao's yellow eel sales also began to boom. However, many people still want to buy local eggs when they leave, but he refuses them one by one. Liu Guangju had said hello to these eggs earlier, and they were all reserved for the village-run chicken farm. Eggs can't be bought, and people turn their attention to wild duck eggs.

His flock of mallards is getting bigger and bigger, and every once in a while, some bold mallards join in. However, these new mallards are quite thieves, and do not lay eggs in the duck hutches at all, but sneak into the reeds, the grass and trees in the kitchen, and even in the stairwells at night.

After they lay their eggs, they also deliberately catch some weeds and cover them.

No matter how cunning they are, they can't beat Little Skin's nose, and the guy has a clear door, and he can find the place to hide the eggs by smelling them in the yard.

Now the ducks produce forty or fifty duck eggs a day, and there are hundreds of duck eggs accumulated these days, and Liu Junhao originally thought that he would definitely not be able to sell them all, so let her take them back and pickle them when Zhang's mother left. Who knew that the hot scene was beyond his imagination, you thirty, I fifty, only half a day's work, wild duck eggs sold seventy-seven-eighty-eight.

The next day, Liu Junhao had to take measures to limit the purchase of 20 pieces per person. In this way, there are still many people who do not buy it when they leave.

In the past, people just had enough to eat well, but now the standard of living is getting higher and higher, and people pay more attention to healthy eating. Although his wild ducks are also raised in captivity, they usually adopt a free-range mode, and they are not fed feed, so the duck eggs are actually no different from those produced by wild ducks. What's more, it doesn't taste fishy at all, which is very much to people's tastes.

Therefore, Liu Junhao pondered carefully for a long time, and felt that it was expected that this duck egg would be popular.

For a few days, the four little ones had so much fun here that they didn't want to go back to class at all. Xiao Zeyu was the most outrageous, and he actually wanted to transfer to Liujiagou Primary School. However, this guy's wish was not fulfilled, and he was finally dragged into the car by his father. On the night of her departure, Zhang's mother specially called Liu Junhao and her daughter to explain that what she said was nothing more than about the child. The two of them are now immune to this topic, and have reached a consensus in private. So he didn't answer the conversation at all, just nodded vigorously.

"Then it's decided, wait until Sunday, you and Zhang Qian will go to the hospital to check and see if there is anything wrong."

"Wait, what are you talking about, check?" Only then did the two of them hear clearly what Zhang's mother had just said. Feelings: Mother Zhang was asking them if there was something wrong with their bodies just now...... The two glanced at each other, and they both felt very embarrassed.

When they finally got the old lady into the car, they were completely relieved. Zhang Qian was even more emotional: "I was urged by my mother to call every other day, I now have the idea of having a child to deal with, and two grandchildren are not enough for her to worry about, she has to see her grandson." ”

"The old people are usually idle, and they like to coax the children to have fun." Liu Junhao also nodded yes.

To say that they are really not too old, it is just right to have children two years later, and people have more children after the age of 30