Chapter 343: You, Silly Bird

Seeing the scene in front of him, Liu Junhao was a little confused. The aphids on the twig were not eaten by the ants, but they gently picked them up and climbed along the trunk of the tree, and finally placed them on the young leaves of the pear tree. It's like a babysitter taking care of a child.

A seven-star ladybug probably also felt the breath of the aphid, and flew over with its little wings. However, as soon as it landed on the branch, several ants immediately crawled over and opened their mouths to bite the ladybug. The seven-star ladybug was suddenly attacked, and could only helplessly spread its wings and fly away.

Ya, what is the matter with people catching insects, how can you be so domineering, Liu Junhao can't understand what the relationship between the three is. He didn't mean to continue researching, he reached out and pressed it, and he had already crushed these ants to death.

But then more and more ants subverted his cognition, and he saw one or two dozen ants quickly crawling towards a pear branch, and then gently biting down with their mouths to a young branch next to it.

Sun, Liu Junhao no longer has any illusions about ants and insects. It's just that he still can't figure out what all this is all about...... In desperation, he had no choice but to exit the stone lock and ask Professor Zhao. The old man has been dealing with fruit trees all his life, and he should be very clear about this situation.

"Hehe, you kid must not have studied the biology book seriously in high school, and he actually wanted to use ants to kill aphids...... They are typical of mutually beneficial symbiotic relationships. Let me tell you, aphids excrete a kind of honeydew when they feed on the sap of plants. It contains a lot of sugar, and this honeydew is a delicacy for ants, and ants naturally have to protect aphids in order to eat honeydew. When other insects catch aphids, they will run away desperately. Even if the aphids are washed on the ground in heavy rain, the ants will take them into their burrows to hide from the rain and send them to the plants when the weather is fine...... In addition, ants will also build 'pastures' like humans to raise aphids, and then obtain large quantities of honeydew. ”

After listening to Professor Zhao's explanation, Liu Junhao came back to his senses for a long time, and couldn't help but exclaim: "Old man, are you talking about ants, how can I listen to them being smarter than people?" ”

"Haven't you heard of such a saying, creatures are far smarter than people think, don't look at a few little ants, their intelligence is not low."

Liu Junhao originally thought that it was his stone lock that made them strange, but now that he knew the reason, he completely gave up the idea of using ants to catch aphids. Back home, re-enter the stone lock, and use earth honey to catch these guys together again. Without them to mess around, it is believed that those ladybugs should be able to get rid of the aphids in no time.

After tossing for a long time, it was almost time to cook, and he began to think about what dishes to eat. Two days ago, Zhang Qian said that she was a little annoyed with eating beans and eggplant, and wanted to change the color and variety to eat. Liu Junhao pondered for a while, soaked two catties of mung beans in spring water, and now the mung beans are two or three centimeters long, and it is time to eat.

I just grabbed two handfuls of bean sprouts and soaked them. Outside the hospital, his wife shouted: "Liu Junhao, hurry up and come over to help." ”

"...... are you" Liu Junhao walked out of the courtyard gate quickly, and was a little surprised to see the scene in front of him: his wife actually came back with half a basket of peaches. Although the size of the peach is not as big as that of the tree in the house, the red one looks quite attractive. Many of the peaches still have turquoise leaves, apparently just picked for a short time.

"What are you doing stupidly, hurry up and help me get it to the house, dozens of pounds of things, I'm almost exhausted......"

Hearing her call, Liu Junhao reacted and hurriedly helped his wife get the big basket into the courtyard.

"Today's temperature is definitely thirty-five degrees," Zhang Qian rushed into the house and held the iced watermelon juice "Gu Dong Gu Dong" and drank a few big sips, and the heat on her face dissipated.

"Where did you get this peach, it doesn't seem to be on the street today?" After his wife was calm, Liu Junhao asked his doubts.

"Don't mention it, it was sent by the student's parents, the day before yesterday when I was in class, I inadvertently talked about the fact that the peaches on our peach tree could not be eaten, and some students remembered it, and when he went home, he said, this is not the morning when he came to class, his parents made me and Aunt Wang more than half a basket of peaches. The parent also admitted death, I pushed him a few times to take it back, but he refused, thinking that it would be difficult to get dozens of catties of things back and forth. I took it. Zhang Qian's mouth was very plain, but there was a smile on her face that couldn't be hidden.

"So many peaches, I'm afraid they're worth twenty or thirty pieces." Liu Junhao replied with some hesitation, his family is not short of those dozens of yuan, this kind of cheap and greedy. Just accept one catty or two catties of peaches, that's the students' intentions, but this big basket is too much.

"Don't worry, I've already paid for it. How can a teacher ask for something from a student, and if I take the peaches for nothing today, it is estimated that another student will send something tomorrow. Zhang Qian saw it clearly.

Without waiting for Liu Junhao to make a move, the monkey couldn't wait to wash the four peaches. He and his wife have one each, and the remaining two peaches, Wukong, drilled one in a monkey's paw. This guy is good, he will not treat himself badly at any time!

Don't say it, my wife is really not a teacher in vain. She can be regarded as a relatively successful student who can be so loved.

After eating a peach, Zhang Qian was still a little unsatisfied, washed a few peaches and said that she wanted to squeeze some peach juice to drink, and asked her husband if he wanted it. Liu Junhao ate a few big pears in the morning, but now he is not thirsty, so he shook his head and said that one peach is enough.

As soon as the fire was lit, and before the oil was poured into the pot, there was an unusually crisp sound in the living room, followed by an exclamation from his wife.

"What's wrong?" Liu Junhao hurriedly rushed into the living room.

The big glass cup on the ground was shattered, Zhang Qian's face was innocent, and it was Wukong who was broken! ”

"Squeak...... didn't expect that guy to be extremely shrewd, and seemed to understand that the hostess had put the blame on himself. It grinned and screamed, pointing its paws at its owner and denouncing it rather angrily, apparently unwilling to carry the black cauldron.

"Huh. Broken peace, punish Wukong for not being allowed to eat at noon. Liu Junhao slapped the monkey's head twice and smiled. He naturally understood his wife's careful thinking, when he broke the big porcelain bowl two days ago, Zhang Qian also said that he was clumsy, and he never thought that it would take less than a week to use this word on her head.

The monkey didn't know if he understood it, but it was happier anyway.

During the meal, Zhang Qian suddenly mentioned one thing, that is, Pang Xu and his family planned to come over on Sunday.

"Why do they want to come over at this time" To say that I haven't seen Pang Xu for more than two months, I really miss this guy. It's just that it's not a New Year's holiday, and they don't know what nerves they have. Don't quarrel again, Liu Junhao prayed secretly. As long as the two quarrel, Xu Xiaoli will definitely complain to Zhang Qian, while Pang Xu keeps harassing herself on QQ, which is no different from Xianglin's sister-in-law.

"How do I know, I guess I'm tired from work and want to come and relax" Zhang Qian was a little unsure, and always felt that Xu Xiaoli's decision was too sudden.

Fortunately, the expressions of these two people were natural when they came over, at least there was no sign of quarrel on their faces, which made Liu Junhao and his wife breathe a sigh of relief.

"Let's take a look, we've got a gadget with us." Xu Xiaoli got out of the car and bent down to pick up a bamboo cage from the seat.

"Slow down, slow down, that thing is too heavy. You rest for me" Pang Xu hurriedly pulled his wife away, and then took out the bamboo cage himself.

This guy is really good at pretentiousness, the bamboo cage is only the size of a palm, and it can weigh it.

"Here, this is for you, see if you know?" With a smile, he handed the bamboo cage to Liu Junhao.

Zhang Qian noticed that when Pang Xu spoke, Xu Xiaoli's face was obviously red.

"It's ...... Bamboo civet, which one did you take earlier? Liu Junhao asked in surprise. The little guy in front of me has changed dramatically from a few months ago. The original gray-black oily fur became dirty and could not see any luster, and the fat body became skinny, but the two front teeth were more obvious. At first glance, this guy seems to have just come from a famine in Africa.

"Hmm. Now it is returned to its rightful owner. My buddy has guided it to lose weight these days, which is a little effective. Pang Xu replied with a cheeky nod.

As soon as she heard that it was a bamboo rat, Zhang Qian hurriedly came to her, but she also showed an incredible expression when she saw the little guy: "How did you raise it, can you raise it so thin?" If it weren't for Pang Xu's nodding just now, she couldn't believe that it was the previous one, and she could tell that it was one size smaller just by its size.

"Well, this bamboo rat will become thinner when you raise it." Xu Xiaoli was embarrassed to explain. To say that when this thing was first brought back, not only was she very interested, but even Pang Xu slipped into the park from time to time to break some bamboo shoots and bamboo branches to feed. But the good fortune of the little guy did not last long, the freshness period passed, and the two of them were busy at work, so the care of the two was not so timely. The food becomes carrots and bamboo poles, and a large pile is thrown at a time, enough for the bamboo rats to eat for several days. Then the treatment gradually decreased, and the staple food became dry steamed buns and instant noodle dregs...... The more this guy eats, the more choking he becomes, no different from being in prison. However, it is also a big fortune teller, and even then it was not raised to death.

"If you can lose weight like this, you can go to endorse weight loss advertising," Liu Junhao joked with a smile. He admires Pang Xu and his family very much now, and they can raise pets smaller and smaller, which is really not something ordinary people can do.

"This guy is very good at eating, and we don't live in a place where you have food everywhere, so we often go hungry. I discussed it with Xiaoli, and I just got it for you to raise, anyway, Liu Junhao has time. Pang Xu didn't feel guilty at all.

I should have stopped my husband from sending the bamboo rat out. Looking at the pitiful appearance of the little guy, Zhang Qian was very distressed.

After the greetings, Liu Junhao took out a large watermelon from the house and cut it for them to eat.

"We are here to eat watermelon this time" Pang Xu saw that the big flower peel melon was not polite at all, and took the lead in grabbing a large piece. Liu Junhao thought he was going to eat it himself, but he didn't expect this guy to turn around and stuff it into his wife's hands.

The two of them looked at each other, could it be that marriage really had such a big impact on a person? I remember that when I was eating before, Pang Xu didn't seem to let Xu Xiaoli.

"Don't say it, the watermelon you grow is sweet, and what the supermarket sells is rubbish compared to this." In their stunned efforts, the man had already grabbed another large piece of gluttony.

"Hehe, if you want to eat, take a few more when you leave, anyway, you have a car, and it should be fine to put seven or eight in the pocket of a small pickup truck." Liu Junhao echoed with a smile.

A few people were eating. Goku came back from outside. This guy was not polite, and immediately rushed forward and stretched out his paw to grab a piece.

"Wang...... Meow ...... "followed by the starling and flew to the monkey to ask for it." These two birds are not very interested in watermelon pulp, but like to eat melon seeds.

"Hey, that's what you said on the phone." As soon as Pang Xu and his family saw the little starling, their eyes immediately widened, and they came to the front one after another.

"Come, say 'Wishing you prosperity'" Pang Xu reached out to grab one of them.

"The fish is hooked!" The starling came up with a reply that the donkey's head was not the horse's mouth.

"Hello!" Xu Xiaoli also shouted softly.

"Playing the Fishing Master!"

"How did this starling teach, saying something out of tune?" Pang Xu tried for a long time, but finally had to give up helplessly.

"Hehe, that's it, everything is self-taught, they can't learn anything when you really teach." Liu Junhao replied with a wry smile. He didn't have much hope for the two starlings now, so he let them become self-taught.

"You, stupid bird!" Pang Xu sighed and prepared to turn around and leave.

"You, stupid bird......" followed by a vivid voice.

"Cough" Pang Xu almost swallowed the watermelon pulp into his lungs. After relieving himself, the man began to boast: "Look, what is a master of training starlings, I will say it casually, they will learn it immediately, it seems that these two guys are really related to me." ”

", if you can teach them to say a word again, I'll give you these two guys." Liu Junhao pouted and said.

"Is that true?" Pang Xu's eyes began to flicker.

"A gentleman's words are difficult to chase" Liu Junhao knows the starling better than him, and the sentence just now should be the same as the previous times, all of which were learned unintentionally. If he can continue to church, then it will be evil.

"Wait and see how your husband wins this gamble." Pang Xu nodded at Xu Xiaoli confidently, and then coughed a few times to clear his throat.

"Hello" His voice was very low, and when he heard it suddenly, he always felt like the emperor's chief executive in the Qing Dynasty's pigtail play.

"You, stupid bird!" Starling's answer was quite creative.

"Haha" Liu Junhao almost burst out laughing.

"Ahem...... cough ......" Pang Xu coughed a few more times, and finally shouted with a red face: "Maybe they are not interested in Chinese,!" ”

"You, stupid bird!" Another starling followed.

In the end, Pang Xu almost didn't faint, and these two guys would say that over and over again. He didn't take advantage of this, but suffered so many stupid words in vain, and he felt wronged when he thought about it.

The four of them chatted a few more words, and Zhang Qian pulled Xu Xiaoli to the computer to look at the photos.

Waiting for his wife to enter the house, Pang Xu let out a long sigh: "Hey, I really envy you." ”

"Stop" Liu Junhao hurriedly made a stop posture, "You kid want to complain and find another place, don't be like Xianglin's sister-in-law every time you come." He was indeed a little scared, and the kid was obviously ready to find Nian Ji again.

"Damn, isn't it a good buddy, what's wrong with listening to me complain, it's hard to see my buddy suffering in the fire pit and not pulling it." Pang Xu's eyes widened and he shouted.

"Okay, okay, you say, I'll listen." There's a saying on the Internet that buddies are like that, when you need to be on top.

"What kind of life did you say we lived in high school, every day a few buddies sneak out to surf the Internet, play billiards, and then just raise money to rub it off." The kid sighed, and then began to remember the bittersweet ones.

"That's how you are, I didn't do any of these things." Liu Junhao hurriedly gave birth to correct it. There's something wrong with this thing, he always likes to press the funny things he's done on his head.

"You dare to say you didn't skip class? In the summer, you also asked me to take a bath in Baimayan, when you said that you had a cramp in your feet, and it was your buddies who rode bicycles to carry you. ”

"Okay, even if I've done the above things, what do you want to say?"

"Casually, my buddies in college have been completely abandoned for a few years, and their major is computer, and in a few years, they don't know anything about professional courses except for being proficient in games. Just graduated and looking for a job, high or low. If it weren't for Xu Xiaoli's control, I would still be floating around......" he sighed, his face full of depression.

"Ah" Liu Junhao sighed lightly and did not express any opinion.

"Damn, why are you reacting so coldly." Pang Xu snorted dissatisfiedly.

"What do you want me to do, it's that you kid yourself don't want to learn. I don't believe that everyone in your school is like that. ”

"Also, I forgot that you kid didn't go to college."

"Okay, stop complaining, say something else. How's your work going? Liu Junhao saw that the more he talked, the more depressed he became, so he casually diverted the topic.

"The work is okay, it's not bad, it's just stressful. By the way, there's a good thing, Xiaoli has a baby."

"Really? That's a good thing. Liu Junhao was overjoyed, and then sighed in his heart: This speed is simply the speed of Shenzhen, and there is no delay in getting married and having children.

"That's why my buddy is depressed, I was going to have a child two years later, just like you. But my parents are anxious to hold their grandson, and Xiaoli and her parents also mean the same, I am now three mountains pressing on my head. The house, children, and wife have to be fed, you look at the worries I have been giving these days, at least ten pounds of meat have been lost. and hair, all of which have turned white as a teenager. ”

", you're blood hot, you had gray hair in high school." Liu Junhao unceremoniously revealed the truth. I used to feel that this person was heartless, but now I have so many emotions when I go to society.

"How about my children recognize you as a godfather?" Pang Xu suddenly asked again.

"Hehe, okay." Liu Junhao agreed. He also discussed with Zhang Qian before waiting for a child to recognize this product as a godfather, but he didn't expect that the two had similar ideas