Chapter 347: Animal Show

"Tsk, you look used to it." Liu Qihua shook his head vigorously. The rest of the village is not so pampered with their children, and they buy whatever they want. But thinking about it, he thinks it's understandable, after all, this monkey is not an ordinary animal, I heard that people can help the owner find more than a dozen catties of fungus on a trip up the mountain, so how much is it worth?

In the end, he was left with only two words of envy.

Liu Junhao walked behind the monkey, his head getting more and more dizzy. As for the monkey's purchase of the cannon, he had already vaguely thought of a possibility. But he always thinks that the monkey doesn't have such a high IQ, maybe everything is what he thinks too much.

Before he reached the chicken farm, Pang Xu shouted impatiently: "Xiao Hao, what did your monkey go back to get something?" ”

"Guess who guesses the five-body throw that I absolutely admire." Liu Junhao answered, and then stuffed the wiping cannon in the monkey's hand into his pocket.

"It's not going to call the otters in your yard for help, is it?" A familiar tourist asked.

"Hehe, otters are not even as good as Beanie on land, you will never think of what this guy is taking......" Before he finished speaking, the monkey had already jumped on him and pulled out the scrubbing cannon, not giving him a chance to set up suspense at all.

"Wipe the cannon?!" Everyone was stunned, and soon the people with flexible brains had already thought of the function of this thing, but like Liu Junhao, they revealed doubts on their faces: Is a monkey so smart? That's not a goblin!

The monkey's next move confirmed their suspicions, and the guy grabbed a box of rubbing guns and burrowed into the hole again.

Soon. There was a bang inside.

"This world is so crazy, monkeys fight badgers with rubbing cannons!" Pang Xu was speechless in admiration.

"Pap" and "Pap" sounded again and again, followed by the angry cries of the hog badgers.

"Oh my God, how did you teach this guy?" Suna still hasn't come back to her senses, although she knows that the monkey of her dead friend is extraordinary, but she didn't expect that the demon would be so evil, and she would even think of fighting the "enemy" with a rubbing cannon. A large group of people were busy with the problem that they didn't solve for a long time, and finally let a monkey solve it. It's not that human IQ is not as smart as a monkey, if this is the case, our ancestors would not have to evolve.

Not to mention that she thought it was incredible, in fact, most of the people present thought it was crazy and hard to believe. If you don't see it with your own eyes, I'm afraid no one will believe it. I went back to talk to my friends about this meeting today, and I believe they also think it is a fantasy.

"Maybe it's the experience it learned from its usual fights with the cats?" Zhang Qian can only speculate like this. Although she felt that her monkey was a little too smart, she didn't think it was too wicked. After all, it is common for monkeys to play with the rubbing cannon, and for a while, they even used the scrubbing cannon to sweep the beans all over the yard. I'm used to seeing monkeys setting off fireworks and brushing dishes, and it seems that there is nothing incomprehensible about setting off firecrackers again.

In her heart, her own Wukong has long been a spokesperson for being smart and clever.

Liu Junhao agrees with his wife's point of view, and he also thinks that the monkey is the experience summed up in the struggle, but this guy's behavior is always a little unacceptable.

"This scene must be filmed, and I will call reporter Guo later, he will definitely be interested in this news." Pang Xu's mind is spinning fast now, and he thought about being on TV again for a moment.

"Don't make a sound, the badger is coming out, Xiao Hao, you get a sack to block the hole." Liu Wuye had been listening to the movement in the cave with his ears sideways, and felt that the badger's cry was getting closer and closer, so he hurriedly asked everyone to stop speaking.

The old man said. Everyone held their breath and waited with a little nervousness for the badger to appear.

Wukong flew under the cave, and threw the cannons one after another, with a crackling sound, forcing the badgers to have no way to escape, and finally they could only scream angrily and rush towards the entrance of the cave.

Liu Junhao had already opened the net and waited for them to be put into it.

"Whew" felt that something was rushing at the mouth of the sack, and then a guy made a fuss inside.

His eyes are quick, and he is about to tie the mouth of the sack when he pinched it.

"Get to the side, don't block the hole, there must be a badger inside." Liu Wuye hurriedly called out behind him. The old man is very experienced, and knows that pig badgers generally give birth at this time, and there must be a male and a female inside, and if you are lucky, you can catch a baby pig badger.

Liu Junhao hurriedly carried the sack to make way, and Pang Xu quickly carried a sack to make up for it.

The badger is still dishonest after being caught, and from time to time it ramps through the sack, struggling like a dying man.

"Old man, are you accurate, why hasn't you moved for so long?" The crowd waited for five minutes, but still did not see the second badger throw itself into the net. However, the sound of firecrackers inside has also become sparse.

"Nothing will happen to Wukong, right?" Liu Junhao's heart tightened.

"There must be, keep the door open, there's movement!" Liu Wuye leaned on the ground and listened for half a minute, and suddenly exclaimed.

The sack in Pang Xu's hand sank, this guy stretched out his hand to lift it, and then shouted excitedly: "Catch it, catch it!" ”

A shrill cry came from inside the "squeak".

"No, it's a monkey!" Zhang Qian was the first to react.

"How did it get into the sack?" Pang Xu also felt that the sound was wrong, and hurriedly opened the sack.

"Squeak ......" the monkey rushed out of the sack and yelled at the goods, apparently condemning.

There was no damage on this guy's body, but the wiping cannon in his hand was only an empty box. It took the cannon from its master's hand, turned its head and slipped into it again.

In less than a minute, there was another crackling sound inside. Pang Xu didn't catch it this time, and soon another badger got into the sack.

"And!" Listening to the sound of guns grinding inside, a tourist shouted excitedly.

In the end, a total of four pig badgers were caught, two large and two small, which can be said to be fruitful. Of course, the monkey is a great contributor, but the badger hole is not comfortable, this guy has been drilling for a long time, and the hair on his body is hot and wet, and it is covered with mud. Liu Junhao saw that it was covered in sweat and mud, and hurriedly pulled it to the stream to rinse it, and then took out fruit candy to treat it.

The monkey looked particularly proud, screaming at the sack from time to time along the way.

Those pig badgers Liu Junhao originally wanted Liu Wuye to keep them, but who knew that the old man said that he had to take care of the chickens every day, and he didn't have any time at all. Let him watch it, and if he really doesn't want to raise it, he can sell it on the street.

It's impossible to sell it, but it's not right to keep it at home. Don't look at the pig badger and otter all dig holes, but their engineering volume is different. The otter is just shallow to dig a hole, the badger is more perverted, belongs to the natural hole-making expert, nothing to dig a hole in the ground, the deepest place is about ten meters from the ground, if free-range in his own yard, maybe not a few days, his yard will be staged tunnel war. For the sake of his new house, which he had just returned to repair, he did not dare to take this risk.

I had to keep it in an iron cage first, and then put it in the mountains after a few days. However, it is also important to keep a distance from the chicken farm, otherwise these guys will return to their nests.

Liu Wuye has seen a lot of pig badgers in his life, so he doesn't feel anything unusual. The others are different, except for Liu Junhao, the rest are the first time to get close to the badger, so they are very interested in this thing, and they feel that it is not enjoyable to see it through the sack, so they follow Liu Junhao, ready to wait until he is in the courtyard to see it.

As soon as these guys were put in the cage, they bared their teeth and screamed, and the long hairs on their backs stood up one by one.

"This guy is a badger, and he looks pretty cute......"

"That's it, Liu Junhao, sell it to me if you don't want to raise it. I got it back as a pet. A tourist shouted.

"Hehe, I'm afraid you can't raise this thing, it likes to make holes, and it is estimated that it will bite your wardrobe and sofa when it comes to the house." Liu Junhao smiled and refused. What, this badger has become less and less in recent years, so let's keep it in Daqing Mountain.

"It's okay, I look cute." The tourist didn't want to let go.

"Squeak......" Goku also squatted next to him and got a small wooden stick.

One of the larger instances was forced to get in a hurry, and suddenly opened its mouth to bite the stick. After three or five seconds of "clicking", the finger-thick wooden stick was a big one.

"Hiss......" Everyone took a breath, this guy's teeth are too powerful. Thankfully, it's a wooden stick, so if you stick your finger in. That's not the same as gnawing on a carrot, losing half of it in one bite.

Now, the tourist doesn't talk about pets anymore.

"Xiao Hao, I heard that your monkey caught a few badgers, I have already called reporter Guo......" A group of people were watching in the courtyard, and Liu Guangju had already run in excitedly.

This man thinks about propaganda in everything...... Liu Junhao shook his head helplessly. For the sake of Liu Jiagou, let your own monkey sacrifice again.

Counting on his fingers, except for him, the owner, it seems that all his animals have been on TV.

"There is a lot of news in your Liujiagou, and I am thinking about whether to set up a correspondent in the village. Liu Junhao, are you willing to be it? The first thing reporter Guo said when he came to Liujiagou was this. He actually wondered why the small village of Liujiagou was full of news spots, and a strange thing could happen every once in a while. And most of the events are related to Liu Junhao, this person can be regarded as a strange person.

"Hehe, I'll forget it, the level is not enough, you let us be the village party secretary, he is more comfortable." Liu Junhao smiled and excused himself.

"Let you be a kid, don't push back, doing a good job of publicity for our village is the first priority." Liu Guangju wants to be here, but he is in his forties and fifties, so it is really not suitable to be this.

Because the whole process of capturing the badger has been filmed by tourists just now, so reporter Guo focused on interviewing a few people this time, of course, Wukong became the highlight, and he had to shoot a few pictures of it setting off the rubbing cannon.

Liu Junhao originally wanted this guy to put a few to make a show, but who knew that the box had already been empty.

This loser...... He had to go back to Liu Qihua and buy a box.

Wukong received the cannon and immediately crackled. For a while, chickens and dogs jumped in the yard, and the four pig badgers in the cage screamed again and again.

The two starlings were not afraid, and deliberately came to the front and screamed.

"Hey, this is the starling you raised?" Reporter Guo's eyes lit up, it was another news point, it seemed that there were no starlings in the courtyard when he came last time.

"I didn't raise it, it was Wukong who raised it. Come, call one! Liu Junhao whistled loudly.

"You, stupid bird!" The starling let out a chirp.

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter. Especially Pang Xu. Tears of laughter came out of my stomach.

Liu Junhao scratched his scalp and shouted: "This bird can't learn a word of serious words, so he will talk nonsense." He was depressed in his heart at the moment, and he complained about Pang Xu, a kid, who didn't do anything right, and had to teach his starling brother indiscriminately, so there was a problem.

"Anything else?" Reporter Guo also wiped his tears with laughter, he felt that these two birds were too funny.

"What, does fishing count?" asked Liu Junhao.

"They can also fish?" This skill, which few people know, arouses everyone's curiosity again.

"No, it's monkey fishing, and they watch the fish float." Zhang Qian followed up to explain.

"Hurry up and let your monkey put on a show," reporter Guo shouted impatiently.

He immediately took out the hook and hung an earthworm on it. Who knew that the monkey was not interested this time, and he didn't catch the fishing rod. Liu Junhao had a headache and took out a few fruit candies and stuffed them into this guy's hand, and then he reluctantly took the hook.

The willow shade, the gazebo, and the angler, this picture was originally very harmonious, but the angler turned into a monkey and it was funny.

"Hooked, hooked!" As soon as the fish float sank, the two starlings flapped their wings and shouted.

"You can really fish......

"This starling is too capable, isn't it?"

"It's ......"

The crowd sighed again.

Reporter Guo's face was red at the moment, and he didn't know whether it was hot or excited, "Liu Junhao, what other strange animals do you have in your house, let them all be displayed, I am going to record a special program and put it in the TV station's "Treasure Book" column." ”

"Little Pip, come here!" Seeing everyone's excited eyes, Liu Junhao now also came to show off his mind.

Macular Peel received the call of his master, jumped up, and had already jumped to his side.

"Go, bring the fan."

The guy got the master's order, and immediately ran to the house, and then quickly puffed a fan.

The group of people is now a little speechless, and the dogs are not ordinary.

"Professor Zhao!" Liu Junhao shouted, and then pointed to the next door. What's wrong with Old Man Zhao today, he didn't come out to check on such a big movement.

"Wang" Xiaopi replied, and then ran out of the yard with a puff of smoke.

"Xiao Hao, if you have something to do, you won't go over and say it directly, you have to let Xiaopi shout, I'm taking a nap." Old Man Zhao was still yawning when he came over, and he was still followed by Doudou. Seeing so many people staring at him in the courtyard, the old man was stunned for a moment, and then asked, "What are you doing, there's nothing wrong with me, right?" ”

"It's okay, it's okay," Liu Junhao explained with a smile: "Reporter Guo is going to ask your turtledove to recognize Arabic numerals." ”

"What's so nice about this," Professor Zhao shouted, followed by the two turtledoves and flew into the courtyard. Then the old man patted Doudou's head and shouted, "Go, bring the literacy card"

Doudou wagged his tail and turned away.

Everyone's eyes were completely round, this dog was unusual. Looking at the animals raised by others, it is too human.

The afternoon sun was unusually hot, and everyone gathered around to be airtight, but at the moment they were completely attracted by the performance of the animals in the courtyard, and completely forgot about the heat.

In less than two minutes, a stack of pieces of paper filled with Arabic numerals came to the beans.

Professor Zhao lined up the cards, and then shouted, "Seven."

Immediately, a turtledove flew forward and took the piece of paper marked with the number seven in his mouth.

"Three", the other turtledove flew out and took the three out.

"God!" After a long time, reporter Guo sighed.

Looking at the appearance of a group of people, not to mention Liu Junhao's pride, even Pang Xu was very excited, feeling that this guy was very good at smearing his face. He opened his mouth and shouted: "Liu Junhao, let your Doudou perform a kitten fishing again." ”

"Yes, let the cat fish" Some tourists have already reacted, it seems that they have seen Doudou fishing with his tail on the forum.

After the cats finished their performances, Baoyu's family appeared on the stage again, and their performance was naturally catching fish......

Waiting for the animals in the courtyard to show one by one, everyone still has a feeling of unfinished. It's not too surprising that a single thing is rare, but the gathering of so many strange animals is very nerve-wracking. These tourists feel that Liujiagou is not in vain, and the animal performance alone brings too many surprises to people. Reporter Guo also felt that the trip was worthwhile, and he was now eager to send back the footage he had just recorded, believing that this episode of the program would definitely cause a sensation.

It's not like they've never seen a circus show, and the animals are also surprising. However, this is not a common picture of a bear stepping on stilts under the leather whip of an animal trainer, a tiger drilling a ring of fire, etc., but a scene that has never been seen before, and the animals in Liu Junhao's courtyard seem to be more energetic and intimate.

Like chasing stars, those stars from ordinary backgrounds are more likely to make people close, because it seems to show people that you can do it as long as you work hard.

The same is true for the animals in Liu Junhao's courtyard, which are more civilian. Now many tourists in the courtyard have been wondering whether to go back to raise a pet or something, tease them after tea and dinner, and bring themselves some fun.

After the performance, Liu Junhao did not let everyone leave, he led Pang Xu and others into the backyard to pick four large watermelons, and then cut them in the yard for everyone to taste.

This move naturally won everyone's favor, and there was free fruit to eat after watching the show, which was really good.

After eating the watermelon, reporter Guo was even more amazed, and deliberately led the photographer to the backyard for a turn, saying that he wanted to put a hidden advertisement on his watermelon. In fact, Liu Junhao doesn't care about advertising or not, and the watermelons in his yard are in short supply without advertising