Fat Milo Raiola had not been out of the office for two minutes when a man spoke to himself in the hallway outside.

“…… Why don't you paint me on the west wall, and how much does it cost to paint me? It's not like you're trying to save money. At dinner in the cafeteria that day, I said to add seven more chicken legs, but the guy just didn't add them, saying that he would give five at most, and seven minus five equals two, how much can two chicken legs be worth? It's all money-goshy! The live tomato sauce in the chicken thighs is delicious, but the chicken thighs not only have tomato sauce, but also salad dressing. I don't have a problem with the chicken thigh salad dressing, and the salad dressing is delicious, but what is the matter with you having salad dressing and ketchup? Salad dressing is salad dressing, ketchup is ketchup, so it's salad dressing and ketchup, have you ever considered the feeling of chicken thighs......"

With the chatter, a tall black boy walked in, Zhuo Yang raised his eyes to take a closer look, and saw that this young man was covered in thick meat like a black donkey, and the calf seemed to be naughty all over his body, with red and yellow eyebrows, his eyes were red and silky, and his anger was like an iron brush, and he was as hideous as a fox. The top of the head is a rooster comb yellow, and the feet are two pine high red.

Zhou's body is dressed up and down in a bizarre manner, with two big characters clearly revealing - middle two!

When someone came to the door, he was also stunned for a moment when he saw Zhuo Yang, but this stunned look did not affect the chatter in his mouth at all.

“…… If you mix ketchup and salad dressing, it should be called ketchup Ouch is Zhuo Yang, you are here to my surprise, Uncle Milo has a lot of gadgets here, what is this thing called a place? What's this thing that's going around? Zhuo Yang: Do you know why the round one should be swinged horizontally, and the square one should be swayed vertically......"

Zhuo Yang originally prepared a stomach of positive energy chicken soup such as Kong Rong let Li Huang Xiang Wen Xi Sima Guang smash the cylinder, but it can be seen that this product can't be said, it's not that his story is not wonderful and not fully prepared, because he can't talk at all.

Although he hadn't seen it before, Zhuo Yang knew who this kid was. Mario Balotelli, 16 years old, was signed by the fat Raiola three years ago from the echelons of the third-division club Lumezane. According to the fat man, Balotelli was very talented. '10', 'outstanding', and using these two words to evaluate a player's potential, Raiola has only used it on Six Musketeers and Ibrahimovic before, which shows how optimistic he is about this kid.

Balotelli also lived up to the fat man's weight, making his debut for Romezzane in the third division last year at the age of 15, which also broke the record for the youngest appearance in the Italian professional league.

His biological parents were Ghanaian expatriates, and they belonged to a young boy and girl whose physical development was ahead of the development of the brain and nerves, and gave birth to Balotelli after stealing the forbidden fruit. When the little one was three years old, no one wanted to raise him anymore, and his parents were still older children, so a middle-aged couple from Brescia adopted Balotelli. However, because it was a private adoption, not recognized by the relevant government agencies, Balotelli was never able to get an Italian hukou and had to wait until he turned 18 years old.

Raiola brought Balotelli to Inter Milan this summer. It stands to reason that a talented teenager like him was poached by a giant, and the Lumezane club should be heartbroken, but in fact, Lumezane breathed a sigh of relief up and down.

This kid is a troublemaker, and he keeps moths all day long. He's not the kind of deliberate prank, but he really thinks everything he did was right. The nerves of the human brain are all brain circuits, and only Balotelli is a brain short circuit.

Don't look at his mouth more than chatter today, but in fact, Balotelli is not an open mouth, sometimes he doesn't jump a word for days on end, just nods and shakes his head to communicate, or gestures like a mute. Sometimes it's like today, a hammer in the east and a mallet in the west, Zhuo Yang has caught up, and today his mouth is a perpetual motion machine.

Such a thing has made the Lumezane club miserable for a few years, and everyone is a big head dad. It's easier to ask than to send God, and even if he has the best football talent, Lumezane has to thank Inter Milan for being willing to be a pick-up man.

“…… The design of this small ball swinging horizontally is clever, but why not make the square pimple swing horizontally? The horizontal swing can be called a circle horizontal swing, and the square one can also be called a square horizontal swing, Zhuo Yang, do you think what I said is right, or let the circle swing vertically, then it should be called a circle vertical ......"

Yuan Shu? You still Yuan Shao! Just for a moment, Zhuo Yang's ears were already echoing, no wonder the fat man was sweating profusely just now and said that his brain was about to open.

Not to mention the mess he has made in Lumezane over the years, it is simply too much to write, and he has only been in the Inter Milan youth team for half a year, and he has already done a lot of things that people are angry about.

On a whim, he ordered a newspaper in the locker room to see the difference in the color of the flame between two different newspapers, and almost burned the whole locker room;

Striker Balotelli scored a lot of goals in the youth league, and when he scored a goal, he had to take off his clothes, a yellow card for each goal, and youth coach Jupese Baresi – who is the older brother of AC Milan Baresi – decided not to take off his clothes anymore. However, after he scored a goal in the next game, he didn't take off his clothes, but ran to pick up the shirt of the opponent's defender, relying on his own tall and big, and he had to take others off into a bare backbone, which directly caused two groups of teenagers on both sides to fight.

After training, he secretly ran to the upper reaches of the lake at the base of Pinettina, turned a crack in the sluice gate, and the next day before dawn, almost half of Pinettina was soaked in water......

Inter's first team signed up Balotelli in the first round of the FA Cup against a side from the second division. At half-time, everyone took off their shoes in the locker room to let their feet breathe, and when they came out again, Balotelli was at the end. Suddenly, he felt that his blue sneakers were not good-looking, and he pulled over a big red boot that he didn't know who was on his foot, yes, it was one, and he didn't care that the red shoes were one size bigger than his foot. Then, Figo, who was finished in the toilet, looked at the empty locker room and a pair of shoes that were not the same size as one red and one yellow, and only those who were left in confusion.

Figo is a particular person, pulling these two shoes of different sizes into the bench, and at a glance he saw the same scenery on the feet of Balotelli, who was running high on the sidelines to warm up, and suddenly his nose was crooked.

"Come on, come on, get me back." The King of Heaven suppressed his anger.

"Does it work? Does it work to swap it out? My feet are red and yellow, and your feet are also red and yellow, let's change them, it's not one red and one yellow......"

Therefore, this product is completely different from the brain structure of ordinary people, in his opinion, one plus one does not necessarily equal two, but can also equal the lead ball.

“…… Uncle Milo said let me listen to your reasoning, what is the reason? Is the truth spoken? Truth is called truth to you, Zhuo Yang, but it is not necessarily called truth to me, maybe it is called ethics. Speaking of this ethics, I told Aunt Poyani in the supermarket at the base of Pinettina that I liked her, but they said that I was unethical, not just a husband in my fifties, a son and a grandson, what is unethical? Zhuo Yang, are you ...... ethical?"