I whispered in my wife's ear about our strange experiences in the past few days.

There are orchards full of miraculous fruits, and some with wild people, of course, provided that we save the children of wild people, and there are some details that I told my wife from the bottom of my heart.

I also told my wife that I was deeply touched that savages are not so difficult to get along with, but we have not yet touched the essence.

My wife still ignored me, but I was not discouraged, and I talked to her about all kinds of things, including the experience of the past few days.

Actually, I mainly want to tell her about the experience of the past few days, so as not to make her cranky, but even if my wife is cranky, it is indeed right.

What more can I say? I can only pick the good ones and try to say them.

Then I hugged my wife and said, "Okay, my wife, don't be angry, I have been missing you very much in the past few days after leaving you, and I have been thinking about coming back to you as soon as possible." ”

I explained: "If Momo hadn't been sick, we would have come back a long time ago, you see that I was already on fire in order to find you in a hurry, and there were several fire bubbles in my mouth." ”

My wife still didn't turn around, okay, I walked directly past my wife, lay down on opposite her, and then opened my mouth to show her.

Maybe it's my hooligan behavior, my wife is really helpless, maybe it's distressing for me.

My wife said the first thing to me at this time: "You deserve it, whoever tells you to want to go, I won't let you go." ”

I said, "Yes, yes, I deserve it, I deserve it, you don't know how much I miss you outside, I have caused such a big disaster, I deserve it, you see, the savages have good food and drink, I am not there, I want to come back to you." ”

When my wife heard me say this, she was very moved, so I hugged my wife and said, "Okay, okay if you don't get angry?" In the future, we will try our best to live well, if Zhang Ming is not too much this time, there will definitely be no such result. ”

Even if the rain has passed, in fact, when I entered the tent, I also saw my sister-in-law's lonely expression, but I had no choice, I had no choice, so I could only comfort both ends as much as possible.

Whoever calls the mistake was made by myself, then of course the consequences are borne by myself, and it is most difficult to absorb the grace of the beauties, and I don't know how those emperors in ancient times balanced.

This has absolutely to do with the social system, and if it were still polygamy, I guess I wouldn't be so troublesome.

Well, great socialism is really good, but socialism never imagined that one day I would end up on this desert island.

One system, two environments, how can I be good?

Finally, after the rain, the sky was clear, the wife was coaxed, the sister-in-law was appeased, and on this day, we all set out to the beach to fish.

My wife and I are on one side, and Zhang Ming and Momo are on the other side.

After a while, Momo heard a "pop" on Momo's side, and then Momo's voice followed, saying, "Zhang Ming, you are shameless." ”

Zhang Ming was blindsided by Momo, looked at his sister-in-law and said, "Why am I shameless?" ”

Momo said, "You touch my ass." ”

Zhang Ming looked at Momo excitedly and said, "Although I offended you before, but since then, I have been respectful and respectful to you, why do you frame me like this?" ”

Momo said: "You still don't admit it, you obviously touched me just now, I endured it when I touched me for the first time, and you touched it again, what do you want to do?" ”

The more the two of us argued, my wife and I walked over, and I said, "What's going on?" ”

Zhang Ming originally wanted to open his mouth, but his sister-in-law took the lead, and the sister-in-law said, "Sister, brother-in-law, he touched my fart." The sister-in-law pointed at Zhang Ming angrily.

I sighed and looked at Zhang Ming, who shook his head, as if he had been wronged, and said, "I really didn't touch her." ”

The sister-in-law said, "You still say it's not." ”

Zhang Ming was also angry at this time: "I did think about it before, and I also confessed to you, but after the last incident, I am already dead, why do you still say that?" Is it fun to frame me like that? ”

The sister-in-law was also anxious: "What do you have to deserve my slander?" If you hadn't offended me first, wouldn't I have been able to get along with you? ”

The more the two of them talked, the more intense they became, and I directly interrupted them: "Okay, okay, there may be some misunderstanding here, so let's do it, my sister-in-law and I are here, wife, you and Zhang Ming go over there." ”

My wife was not very happy immediately, but my sister-in-law's face was happy, and I coaxed my wife and said, "Men and women are not tired of working together, if you two women are together, I am afraid that something dangerous will happen to you." ”

I continued to explain: "Wife, the main thing is that I am worried about whether you will be in danger, what should I do if you have something? ”

When my wife heard this, she reluctantly accepted it, and went to his side with Zhang Ming, while I stayed with my sister-in-law.

Looking at the figure of his wife and Zhang Mingyuan leaving, the sister-in-law blossomed and said, "Brother-in-law, you are so good." ”

What else can I say? In fact, my original intention was indeed like this, in case there was any danger for the two women to be together, so they were separated.

But I mistakenly made my sister-in-law think that I stayed because I wanted to accompany her, and I tried so hard to persuade my wife, and my sister-in-law was instantly happy, and I was embarrassed to discourage her enthusiasm, so be it, there is no way.

But since such a misunderstanding can make my sister-in-law happy, then let her be happy, don't dampen her good mood.

After a while, my sister-in-law's face turned crimson, and I looked at her and said, "Momo, are you sick again?" ”

The sister-in-law lowered her head in shame, shook her head, and said nothing.

After a while, my sister-in-law looked at me again, and her face turned even redder.

I wondered what the hell was going on. Why is my sister-in-law so abnormal today? Even if I ask my wife to change up, there is a reason why I am in a group with her, as for being happy like this? That's not her character.

But no matter how much I analyze, I can't figure out why.

After a while, my sister-in-law's face was almost dripping, and she looked at me and said, "Brother-in-law, what's wrong with you today?" Why is it so abnormal? Don't forget, my sister is not far away. ”

The sister-in-law continued to say shyly: "Brother-in-law, can you wait for your sister to be like this when she is away?" Otherwise, shall we come out tomorrow? ”

Which one is this? I looked at my sister-in-law and said, "Momo, do you think you're sick?" ”

The sister-in-law said, "Brother-in-law, how did you become like this?" You don't know what you've done yourself, and you don't want people to say it, why didn't you know you were this type before? ”

I was a little dizzy to hear.