Chapter 233: The Bat Comes to the Door
"That...... Liu Junhao, how much does your red rabbit ride once? "Ate in the afternoon
"You want to ride a red rabbit, it's okay, just ride, don't need money." Liu Junhao said with a smile. He finally breathed a sigh of relief, this girl coldly called "Uncle Liu" a few days ago, which made him quite depressed. He and Lao Chang usually call him by his surname when they meet, and Lao Chang calls him Xiaohao, which can be regarded as a fellowship of equal generations. Probably because of this, Chang Lei called Uncle Liu when she first called.
At that time, Liu Junhaolei's outside was scorched and the inside was tender, and no matter how you listened to it, it felt awkward. And Zhang Qian also said it, let Chang Lei call her sister. This theory is completely inferior.
Liu Junhao had no choice but to let Chang Lei shout and call his name directly, as long as it wasn't more serious.
"No, everyone in our class has to ride, they want to pack for half a day, how much does it cost? That one...... We are all students, can we be cheaper. Chang Lei said with a slight flush on her face.
Because my father and Liu Junhao are familiar with each other. reason, the classmates in the class sent her over to negotiate, and just now the sisters even asked her to play the favor card, ready to keep the price lower.
Chang Lei is the first time to negotiate a price with an acquaintance. Don't be embarrassed, you are talking with your mouth, but your eyes are away from you.
"You are students with limited financial means. Rabbits can ride casually, no money. Liu Junhao really didn't plan to earn their money, leaving aside the students, in fact, other tourists wanted to ride the red rabbit around, and he didn't charge money.
Taking wedding photos is negotiated with the photo studio, which is considered to provide props services, which naturally requires money. As for the rest, he still feels like he has money when he really collects it.
"This ...... How embarrassing is this, there are many of us, and we have to ride for most of the day. "I heard no. asked for money, Chang Lei was embarrassed first.
"It's okay, when it's for the red rabbit to eat in a circle, I'm idle and have nothing to do every day. It's going to take a few laps. This horse is honest and generally won't be stumbling. Liu Junhao turned around and shoved the reins of Chitu into her hand.
"Thank you then" The girl was very polite, and said thank you before leading the horse away.
Send people away, Liu Jun. Hao got up again with nothing to do in the yard. Go back to the house and turn on the computer to see that the fruit trees on the farm are ready to be watered and weeded. The noon dishes were a little salty, and I sat in front of the computer for half an hour and felt dry in my mouth. He was just about to get up and pour a glass of boiling water to quench his thirst, when he saw Wukong sneaking in with a big sweet potato thief. Now there are no sweet potatoes in the house, so this one is naturally fished from the sweet potato well.
Professor Zhao put a lot of thought into this sweet potato well, and he was afraid that someone would come to the yard to play and not pay attention to falling into the well, so he deliberately added a few tents of thorns to the side. As the weather turned colder, he made a basin and put it on top as a manhole cover, which could not only prevent rainwater from penetrating, but also prevent rats from going down the well to steal food.
But he couldn't stop Wukong from stealing the sweet potato, this guy didn't even cover the basin after stealing the sweet potato, and every time Professor Zhao followed behind to wipe his butt.
Liu Junhao grabbed this guy, snatched the big sweet potato, and then divided it into two, each accounting for half.
The sweet potatoes were forcibly divided by the owner, and the monkey was quite unconvinced, squeaking on the ground. However, seeing that people didn't care about it at all, they had to come over again and ask Liu Junhao to peel the sweet potato for it.
This guy is getting more and more greedy now!
Three times five divided by two, half a sweet potato will completely enter the stomach.
I don't know if it's a psychological effect, or if the sweet potatoes are more crispy after being buried in the well for a while, and the sweet and cold taste makes him feel refreshed.
After eating, Liu Junhao patted his stomach and slept comfortably on the chair, and the monkey followed the master to learn decently.
"Uncle Xiao Hao, Uncle Xiao Hao" hadn't fallen asleep yet, when he heard someone shouting in the yard. Immediately afterwards, the chickens and ducks, Xiaopi, and Doudou all shouted together, and even Wukong, who was beside him, jumped up.
"What's the smell" Liu Junhao also felt that the smell in the courtyard was abnormal, too pungent.
The voice of "Uncle Xiaohao" came again, and when he went out, he saw that it was a little baby. But how did he achieve this virtue?
This guy stood outside the door with a sad face, his lower body was covered with feces, and he felt stinking from a distance of eight feet.
"What's wrong with you bear child, you can't have fallen into the manure tank, right?"
"Hmm...... Teacher Zhang asked me to come to your house to wash ...... A bath, "It's cold now, and the little baby's lower body is soaking wet, and she's shivering from the cold."
"Then you go in quickly, there is soap in it, wash it well, and I'll go to your house and get you two clothes." Liu Junhao explained, turned his head and walked towards the village.
How do you know that when you arrive at the big baby's house, the door is locked, and the two of them don't know where to play. Liu Wumao heard the movement next door, hurriedly came out to check, and finally told him that the eldest baby was playing cards at Liu Junqi's house.
Helpless, he had to rush to Liu Junqi again.
Now in the slack season, the people in the village have no work to do, so they can only play cards at home for most of the day.
As soon as I arrived at the door, the noise had already reached my ears, and I heard Er Mazi shouting loudly: "Hurry up, you can't get out, I'm leaving!" ”
When he entered the house, he saw that the eldest baby was fighting the landlord on the side, and his daughter-in-law was rubbing hemp on the other table.
"What, you said my child fell into the manure tank? You won't lie to me, right" The big baby didn't believe it at all, and thought that Liu Junhao lied to him.
"What's the good of me lying to you, hurry up and go home and get your clothes, he's taking a shower at my house."
The eldest baby deducted the card at this time, and then shouted for his daughter-in-law to go home and follow Liu Junhao by himself.
"How did our kid fall into the manure pit, he should be in class at this time?"
"How do I know," Liu Junhao didn't ask what was going on at all.
They went back to the courtyard with their front feet, and the eldest daughter-in-law also rushed over with her clothes.
When the bear child got dressed, the two immediately came to a surprise interrogation. When he asked, the three adults couldn't cry or laugh, and he even grabbed the child and flattened it.
It turned out that the bear children had nothing to do after class, so they discussed a pit jumping competition to see who could jump over the cesspool behind the school toilet.
The manure tank was only a little more than a meter wide, and it was not a moat. The first few classmates all jumped over smoothly, and when it was the turn of the little baby, he just ran to the edge of the manure tank, and he heard a sudden shout from behind, this guy was distracted and jumped into the manure tank.
Fortunately, the manure tank is relatively low, so nothing serious happened to this guy, but his pants were full of poop, and he definitely couldn't go to class, so Zhang Qian asked him to go back and change his clothes.
These guys, Liu Junhao can't help but admire their creativity, they are so thoughtful!
Although the little baby didn't say who came up with the idea, Liu Junhao could guess that it was a hairy child with his toes. That guy has a bad stomach and thinks of some bad ideas. Usually you can't find him at all, but when it comes to those dead cats and dogs, he must have his share, and he is the mastermind.
When his wife came home from school, he casually asked. Zhang Qian immediately shouted: "It's not Liu Changlin or anyone, I let him stand by the podium and listen to the lecture in the last two classes." ”
It's time to steam steamed buns today, so dinner will be made half an hour earlier than usual.
After eating several pots of white steamed buns in a row, Zhang Qian wanted to change the taste and make some sweet potato buns to eat.
Liu Junhao also had this meaning, and called Shangwukong to go to Professor Zhao's courtyard to dig sweet potatoes. As for Zhang Qian, she went to the backyard to get some hard wood to make a fire.
With the help of the monkey, he didn't have to go down the well at all, he just handed the small basket to the well and asked the guy to help pick it up. When the sweet potatoes are about the same, lift the rope again, and pull it up with the monkey.
"Ah......" just pulled Goku up, and suddenly his wife heard a super long soprano voice from the courtyard.
"Liu Junhao, come over quickly, ah......"
"What's wrong?" Liu Junhao hurriedly ran into the backyard.
As soon as Zhang Qian saw him come in, she hurriedly grabbed his arm, and her little hands were still a little trembling.
"Something found, isn't it a cauliflower snake?" Liu Junhao looked at his wife's pale face, thinking that she had found a hibernating snake in the backyard.
"It's not a snake...... It's a bat" Zhang Qian finally settled down at this time, and she talked a lot.
Sweat...... It's just a bat. When I heard that piercing scream just now, I thought there was an earthquake.
"Not one, there are a lot of them." Zhang Qian saw his disapproving appearance, and hurriedly opened her mouth to distinguish it.
No matter how many bats there are, there is nothing to be afraid of, Liu Junhao patted his wife's hand, turned around and walked towards the hardwood pile.
Hiss...... It's a lot of them, indeed. When Liu Junhao first saw the bat, his scalp was also a little numb.
I saw that there were gray-black bats hanging densely under the pile of hardwood, and there were seventy or eighty of them, no wonder my wife reacted so much.
Liu Junhao is no stranger to bats, and he often caught them when he was a child.
Children have a magic weapon for catching bats, and that is cloth shoes. Bats usually fly out from under the eaves in the evening to eat mosquitoes, so you just take off your cloth shoes and hang them under the eaves, and when you get up tomorrow morning, you will have the bats hidden inside.
This method is very clever, try it accurately.
However, you have to be careful when digging the bat out, it is not easy to bite people.
Liu Junhao used this method to catch a few times, and later heard from the adults that the bats were made by rats stealing salt. He put the bat in a cardboard box and fed it with salt, not expecting it to be eaten alive or dead.
"Why do we have so many bats in our house, get rid of them." Zhang Qian is also a little bolder now, and dares to come to see it.
"What are you doing with it, this thing can catch mosquitoes in the summer, and it's good for people." Liu Junhao only remembered at this time, it seems that there were very few mosquitoes in the yard in summer. At that time, he and Professor Zhao were still wondering, but now it seems that it is very likely that these bats are the work.
As for why the bats hibernate in the hardwood pile, he can also guess a thing or two, in order to prevent moisture, the place is tightly wrapped in plastic sheeting, and it is very warm inside, so the bats will gather inside.
"That'...... Just let them be like this? In the future, if you go to the backyard to get firewood, I don't dare. Zhang Qian knew that he was telling the truth, but she was always a little scared in her heart.
"It's okay, we have a lot of firewood, don't you have it outside the door." Liu Junhao is not worried about firewood, he and Professor Zhao went to the woods to cut down a few bundles of dead branches a few days ago