Chapter 377: There's Something Stronger
Liu Junhao originally thought that Zhang Qian's cousin He knew that compared with these people, He Yifan had become a good baby.
This group of children came by chartered bus, and as soon as they got off the bus, Liu Laosan whispered next to Liu Junhao and asked, "I said Xiaohao, are these really students, why don't I look like them?" β
"It's good to get used to it, it's good to get used to it!" Liu Junhao could only play haha, to be honest, he was also shocked. These people really don't look like students in their clothes, they are too "personalized". Especially for many girls, the eyeshadow looks like it was specially painted with ink, and you can play it without makeup. Others permed their hair into a cupola, or dug out a piece, as if they had been gnawed on something.
"If my grandson is like this in the future, I will have to pick up a broom and beat his butt to pieces." Liu Laosan shook his head vigorously, calling himself backward behind the times.
Not to mention him, even Liu Junhao was scorched by Lei on the outside and tender on the inside. To say that there were many parents who brought their children to Liujiagou to play in the past, and they were about the same age as them, but they were not so exaggerated in their dress.
How did he know that those children were just dressed up by their parents. If you're traveling alone, you'll be dressed like this. After all, for them, this is an age to show off their individuality.
Liu Junhao and He Yifan arranged everyone's accommodation together, and then led them towards their homes. As soon as I walked to the edge of the weir pond, I saw that the little grandson of Er Mazi was selling bamboo rats to tourists. This little guy uses the bamboo rat in his hand as a tool to earn pocket money, and he waits at the door of the house when he is idle.
There was a girl with smoky makeup who also liked the fat bamboo rat in his hand, and deliberately came to the front to take pictures. As soon as she got closer, the little kid started crying, shouting, "You go away, you go away, I don't want you to take pictures." Uncle Xiao Hao ......"
Seeing that he was scared, Liu Junhao pulled him behind him with a smile, and then took out a dollar and asked this guy to buy Tang by himself.
"It's okay, my brother-in-law also has bamboo rats at home, you can hold it and take a picture when the time comes," He Yifan hurriedly played a round.
After half an hour of contact, Liu Junhao found that this group of children was not particularly difficult to understand. Like those who came to Liujiagou for the first time, they were very interested in the scenery of the village.
One by one, they kept taking pictures with their cameras, and the things that were very ordinary in Liu Junhao's eyes became the objects of framing.
His main task today is to be a part-time tour guide and play with this group of children, so there is no impatience.
"Squeak" did not know where the monkey came from, and when he saw his master, he immediately ran to his shoulder, peeled a fruit candy with his paw and stuffed it into his mouth.
"I don't eat it, you eat it yourself." Liu Junhao had been explaining for a long time just now, his mouth was dry, and he didn't want to eat sugar at all now. Therefore, Goku's kindness was in vain.
"Wow, this is the monkey He Yifan said, it's really smart." The protagonist appeared, and a group of people surrounded him, picking up their cameras and taking pictures of it.
Wukong was quite cooperative, and deliberately stretched out two monkey paws to make a victorious "V", which thundered everyone down at once.
"Okay, let's hurry up and kill the watermelon and eat it, don't delay here. The monkey is mine, you can shoot it whenever you want" Liu Junhao touched Wukong's head with a smile and asked, "Is there any money in your wallet?" β
"Squeak ......" the monkey immediately opened the wallet hanging around his neck for the owner to see.
There are only two dollars left, and this guy's money is really like running water, and fifty dollars doesn't seem to last more than three days.
When it comes to Liu Junhao's house, these children's eyes are not enough.
Qingzhuang, Doudou's family, the otter family, as well as the pig badger, Xiaopi, Shouzi turtle and so on all had a great impact on them.
He Yifan's friends were still a little restrained when they first came, but now they are completely let go. Some went outside the yard to study the large fire head several meters long, while others went to the backyard to observe the cultivation of yellow eels. Of course, most of the girls gathered around Zhang Qian, the hostess, and chattered about skin care tips.
People say that eighteen girls are a flower, but in front of Zhang Qian, they have all become flowers. That skin is the same as tender tofu. It's really enviable.
"Hehe, I really don't use any cosmetics, I just drink my family's native honey sometimes." Speaking of honey, Zhang Qian enthusiastically led them to taste in front of the reed stack.
"And this honey, where is the hive?" These girls are like discovering a new world, and one by one they pinch honey and grab it.
"There are no beehives, and in the winter they hide in the reeds for the winter."
After a while, Liu Junhao had already led a few male classmates out of the backyard with more than a dozen big flower skins. In summer, the watermelons ripen quickly, and after two days of hard work, a lot of them are ripe.
Now Liu Junhao didn't look at this little money, the watermelon was purely for them to taste for free, which was regarded as saving face for He Yifan.
The sand and sweet watermelons naturally made this group of children full of praise, Liu Junhao smiled and asked them to eat openly, not enough to wait and pick them later.
"Sister, show you something good," Xiao Tongtong thought that the makeup on their faces was very beautiful, so she was very close to these girls.
"Show me what?" This girl's name is Chen Zizi, and her personality belongs to the kind of big grin. When the crowd saw that the badger didn't dare to step forward just now, she boldly hugged and took a photo.
"That's it, you stretch out!" Xiao Tongtong said and handed over the green worm in his hand.
"It's ...... Damn! The originally bold girl squatted on the ground all of a sudden, covered her eyes with her other hand and shouted, "Take it, take it!" In this way, the reaction is stronger than that little boy grandson of Ermazi.
"It's okay, it's a caterpillar on the Tsubaki tree, and it's grown into a very beautiful one. It doesn't bite! Xiao Tongtong opened his mouth to explain.
"I don't want it, take it away" Chen Zizi shook her hand vigorously to get rid of the caterpillar, but she always felt that the back of her hand was fluffy.
This caterpillar is the larva of the "flower girl" on the Tsubaki tree, although it looks scary for a long time. But when it turns into a moth, it's very beautiful. They are excellent food for hens and can greatly increase egg production when eaten. Liu Junhao still remembers that when he was a child, he often led a group of partners to catch "flower girls", these moths were often a group of more than a dozen, and there were countless on each tsubaki tree.
"Okay, I'll take it away, and you can open your eyes. I really despise you, a caterpillar is afraid, it's better than us children. β
Xiao Tongtong pouted, with a look of disdain on her face. A group of girls are quite embarrassed, and the post-90s are despised by the post-00s, and it can only be said that the generation is stronger than the generation.
Liu Junhao can imagine that the little girl will definitely not worry about it when she grows up, and it will definitely give people a headache.
When he first came into contact with this group of children, Liu Junhao couldn't keep up with their train of thought. I always feel that the age difference is only seven or eight years, but they are completely two generations, and there is no common language at all.
After half a day of contact, when I got close to this group of children, I found that they were not as unreasonable as they said on the Internet. They have their own minds and have a unique perception of this society. You can disagree, but you can't ignore it.
Although these children come up from time to time and say a few words that they don't understand Martian, they are very curious about everything in the countryside, from the time they entered the village to the present. The digital camera in my hand never stopped, and soon the memory card was full. However, they were well prepared, and each of them took out a new memory card to continue taking pictures.
"Wow, buffalo!" Seeing a big gray-black cow in the ditch not far away, a girl screamed and rushed over, raising her camera to take a shot.
"Sister, this is not a buffalo, but an authentic scalper, okay!" Tongtong, who was a small tour guide on the side, explained quietly.
"But how is it in the water?" The other girl asked curiously.
"Your sisters' questions are too naΓ―ve, you must know that a cow that does not swim in the water is called a buffalo, and in the same way you can also conclude that a jujube red horse that crosses the zebra crossing is still not a zebra, and a pig's nose with two green onions will not become an elephant." The little girl shook her head and explained.
Zhang Qian and her family were scorched on the outside and tender on the inside by the tone of the person she imitated. The last sentence was said by Liu Junhao when he explained the difference between buffalo and cattle to Haoyu. I don't know how Tongtong remembers it so clearly, and now it's used on other people.
In fact, there is a big difference between the buffalo and the cattle in terms of appearance, the horns of the buffalo are generally thicker, and the body is strong, and the size is more than one-third larger than the cattle. And buffaloes have shorter legs and longer necks.
People who live in the countryside do not have such jokes at all, they can be recognized at a glance.
However, there is a misunderstanding in this, many people think that aquatic plants are very fishy, and scalpers will not eat them in most cases. This is not the case, scalpers also eat aquatic grass, but not as outrageous as buffaloes.
The ox in front of him belongs to Liu Guangju's family, and he usually ties it to the edge of the ditch and lets it gnaw on water weeds.
After listening to Xiao Tongtong's decent explanation, this group of people finally understood the difference between buffalo and scalper. At the end, the little girl asked again, "Do you want to ride on the back of the cow and take a few pictures?" β
"Doesn't it hit people?" When they heard that they could take pictures on the back of a cow, the students were interested again.
"It's okay, with Uncle Liu here, he can help you get it." The little girl pointed to Liu Junhao next to her and shouted.
"I've read in books that it seems that scalpers can't ride them, they usually ride buffaloes." A boy asked weakly, and from his words, he could tell that he didn't have much confidence in this statement. When I actually went to the countryside, I found that many things in reality were very different from the descriptions in the book.
"Hehe, in some places, cattle are raised as beef cattle, so such cattle are not used to being ridden. Buffalo are mostly used as labor, and they are ridden more often, just as we rarely see people riding cows. In fact, it is just a matter of habit, strictly speaking, any cow can be ridden with simple training. Liu Junhao explained with a smile