Chapter 292: I, Su Li, I'm going to go against the sky today!
"Shikamaru, when you have time, just talk to the teacher, find a crew for the teacher and throw you in to study hard......"
After Shikamaru walked back, Su Li patted him on the shoulder and said a word.
This apprentice's IQ is not to be said, and his EQ is not bad, but this acting skill, if you don't help him improve it now, when this child gets married to Temari in the future, he hides some private money, and secretly smokes and drinks or something, it is estimated that he will not want to hide Temari.
"Master, I'm not an actor, why do I go to the crew?"
Shikamaru touched his nose, he also knew that his acting skills just now were really a little too embarrassing, but forget it about going to the crew for further study or something, if he had that time, he might as well find a lawn and lie down to bask in the sun.
"If you don't study acting now, what will you do when you get married in the future? If you hide your private money, how can you fool your hand without relying on acting? When you go out to smoke and drink with your friends, how can you go home and lie and turn things over without changing your face? ”
Su Li looked like a person who had come over, as if he was very experienced.
"As the so-called young and strong don't work hard, the boss is sad, don't learn a little more now, and when things come to an end, it's too late to hold Buddha's feet temporarily!"
"Brother Su Li looks very experienced?!"
Hanabi suddenly turned his head to look at Su Li, and his tone was meaningful.
"Could it be that Brother Su Li has done this kind of thing many times? Being able to get so much experience, it seems that Brother Su Li's emotional history is very rich! ”
"Ahem, this, I don't have much experience, and my relationship history is completely blank!"
His ears were instantly pricked up, and his strong desire to survive made Su Li react very quickly to explain his innocence.
"The reason why you know these ...... This is all the pot of the old pervert from Jiraiya, and he is talking about these things in front of me all day long, so I will know, I swear to God, I am absolutely innocent! ”
Su Li's behavior of throwing the pot made Kakashi next to him can't help but roll his eyes, it's a shame that he is not here, otherwise, it would be strange if he didn't fight with you.
"Brother Su Li, are you sure you are really innocent?!"
Hanabi's eyes are full of doubt, swearing to the sky or something, it doesn't sound very reliable.
"Of course!"
As a single mother-fetus, Su Li's confidence is still very strong.
"Hanabi If you don't believe it, I can swear to God, if I'm not innocent, then let me thunder five times in the sky...... "Boom!
Boom –
Before Su Li's last word could be spoken, there was an explosion in the clear sky, and the rare phenomenon of a thunderbolt on a sunny day made everyone subconsciously raise their heads and look at the sky.
“……”
MMP, should things be so coincidental?!
Feeling the sharp eyes shot from the fireworks, Su Li smiled wryly, and then raised his right hand at the sky, making a classic posture of swearing to the sky.
"That, that kind of thunderbolt just now was purely accidental, that was due to the weather, I swear now again, if I am not innocent, then let me thunder five times a day...... "Boom!
Boom –
“……”
Uncle, is God looking at him unpleasantly today? You're here to stir things up, huh?!
Su Li's whole face darkened, specifically picking thunder when he swore an oath? Or are they all the type of thunderbolts on a sunny day? It's a pure heart that can't get along with him, right?!
After taking several deep breaths to suppress the anger in his heart, Su Li barely squeezed out a smile on his face and defended himself.
"That, this should be a coincidence just now, it can't be true, you see I swore that there were five thunders in the sky, but just now there was only one thunder, which means that God is not responding to my oath ......"
Boom - Boom Boom - Boom - Boom – Boom –
As soon as Su Li's words fell, there were five muffled sounds in the sky in a row.
Damn Heavenly Dao, is this forcing him to blacken?!
It seems that it is time to go against the grain!
Feeling the meaningful gaze cast by a group of people around him, Su Li closed his eyes calmly, but in his heart, he directly lifted the table.
What should I do if I feel like I've been targeted by God?!
"There were five thunderbolts just now......"
Hanako raised his right hand in front of Su Li, and his five fingers were spread.
"Five!"
"Well, I'll admit I lied, those things weren't taught to me by fairies!"
Su Li grabbed Hanabi's five fingers and pressed her right hand down, and the whole person was so desperate that her ears and tail softened.
"However, my relationship history is really a blank, since I was born, I have been a single dog for so many years, and this has never changed!"
"Just believe what you say this time!"
Hanabi snorted lightly, pulled up a tail and held it in his arms as a pillow, and the whole person sat on Su Li's body, looking unexpectedly harmonious.
Crunch – crunch –
Hinata Hinata stared at Su Li through gritted teeth, and the stone seat armrests were scratched by him with his fingernails several deep marks, looking like he was practicing the Nine Yin White Bone Claws.
"In the third and fourth game of the Chunin exam, Inuzuka of Konoha Village will play against Konoha Village's Koryuka, please enter the competition as soon as possible......"
On the playing field, I don't know that Huo Genma still has a listless look, he now misses the existence of that guy in the wind, if he hadn't disappeared suddenly, he wouldn't have been ordered to be this invigilator.
"Akamaru, now it's finally our turn!"
In the audience, Ya jumped up very excitedly, and Akamaru, who was held in his arms, also shouted.
"In the next game, let's solve the opponent with overwhelming strength!"
While cheering, the tooth jumped directly from the audience, and when he landed, he put on a poss that he thought was very handsome.
"This guy, it's starting again!"
Everyone present knows Ya's lively and showy personality very well, but seeing that Ya didn't forget to pose at this time, a group of people were still quite speechless in their hearts.
"Hey, Examiner, why did he bring the dog with him?"
Guangliuwu looked at Akamaru who was lying on the shoulder of his teeth, and shouted unconvinced.
"Isn't it cheating to let the psychic beast play with you?!"
"That's not a psychic beast, it's a domesticated ninja dog!"
I don't know Huo Genma explained casually, and then said: "Other than that, we don't have rules about prohibiting candidates from using psychic beasts, if you have any psychic beasts, you can also psychic come and help you fight!" ”
"It's strange that I can have it!"
Guangliuwu whispered, he's just a lower forbearance, where did the psychic beast come from?!