"You are electricity, you are light, you are the only myth~~ I love you what a special Subosda!"

When he pushed open the presidential suite where Huang Xiaobei lived with five people, Carl saw a scene that he will never forget.

Tang Seng, who was flushed with a red face, smelled of alcohol, stripped naked, and wore only one pants, stepped on the coffee table in the presidential suite, with a wine bottle in his left hand, a microphone in his right hand, and an accompaniment on the TV, singing S.H.E's "supe" vigorously

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The movement of the broken gong and the howl of the throat is almost like a wolf coming.

Looking at the empty wine bottles all over the floor in the suite, listening to Tang Seng's ghostly wolf howling singing, and the skyrocketing wine smell that poured in as soon as the door was opened, Carl's eyebrows were furrowed!

This is, this is running out for a drink?

Before Carl could say anything, the next second, in the bedroom of the suite, there was a more ghostly crying wolf singing.

"The chrysanthemum is remnant, the ground is full of wounds, your special smile has been yellowed~ The flowers fall and people break their intestines, my heart, he flows quietly."

Carl looked at the source of the song with a dark face, and saw the drunken Huang Xiaobei hugging Wesling, who had rolled his eyes, and the two of them sat on the edge of the bed, hooked shoulders and backs, holding wine bottles and singing loudly.

"The north wind is chaotic, the night is not young, your shadow is constantly cutting, leaving me alone on the lake...... Lao Wei, why do you have a consonant for the last two words, and he is ...... Double~~~~"

"Beautiful, this is a good sound!" Commissioner Huang raised the wine bottle, drunk and confused, and said, "Today's cup I respect the old guard, come and take one!" ”

Lao Wei was still singing in a daze, "Chrysanthemum remnants, full of buttocks wounds~Ah?" Cheers, come and go! ”

Saying that, Huang Xiaobei and Weslin, who were stupid, touched a glass again in front of Carl's black face, and continued to howl about their "Chrysanthemum Terrace" after finishing their work

Just as Carl couldn't take it anymore and was about to step forward to wake up the two drunkards, another majestic roar came from behind him.

“Ras vitali yabla

i yi gRushi (Just as the pear blossoms are blooming all over the world)

papleli tuma

i

a dRiekoi (the river floats with a soft veil)"

The shirtless, explosive muscular Maozi brothers staggered out of the toilet, holding a mop, and singing "Katyusha" like a young soldier in the former Soviet Union!

“vihadila

a beReg katiusha (Katyusha standing on the steep shore)

a visoki beReg

a kRutoi (singing like a bright spring light)"

Singing and singing, the tiger eyes of the Maozi brothers left tears, and he roared in the sky, took the mop, rushed to the window, and shouted, "Salute to the great Soviet, commemorate that once steely era!" ”

In the face of Andreev, who was even more outrageously drunk, Karl's face was no longer black, on the contrary, green....... And the silver-haired little Lori on the side faced the four people in the room who were dancing wildly, and grabbed Carl's hand in fear.

"You dominate, I worship, there is no better way, I can only love you, and buy Suposta!"

Elder Tang, who was happy to drink the thief, blushed, clapped his hands, jumped off the coffee table like an orangutan, and shouted with a smile, "That Maozi, come, jump up!" ”

"Hey, come on, let's fight! Aren't you all good at singing and dancing, come and dance! Seeing that Elder Tang picked up his clothes and took the lead in twisting the Northeast Yangge, the Maozi brothers, who were full of tears, laughed loudly, and pointed at him in a daze, "You can't do that, let you see the dance music danced by the people of the Iron Age." ”

When the words fell, the Maozi brothers suddenly held their heads high, their arms stretched out in an instant, and they danced the prestigious Cossack dance like a young and confident Soviet officer.

It is hard to imagine that a man as strong as him could dance a clever Cossack dance without a hint of clumsiness, or even extremely breezy and pleasant. With a distinct rhythm and a rapid change of dance steps, he seems to have really returned to that era full of vigor and passion, with a sunny smile on his face.

"Hahaha, this is the dance of the people of that era, what is expressed in the dance is nothing else, it is the confidence and pride of the people of a dragon-like country!"

After a continuous ten seconds of big **, the Maozi brothers, who were drunk and swaying, laughed passionately, and then squatted suddenly, put their hands on their chests with a balance, and danced continuously on their left and right legs, but unfortunately this classic Cossack dance move was only done three, and the Maozi brothers sat on the ground with their butts, but he was still laughing when he was sitting on the ground, like a child.

Listening to the laughter of the Maozi brothers, Tang Seng threw off the clothes in his hands, and also looked up to the sky and smiled, "Hahaha, ahhahahaha!" The figure shook non-stop, and he drank half a bottle of Moutai in his hand, and then slammed the bottle to the ground!

"Come, jump, indulge! Hahaha, this is red dust, this is sinking, ahahaha, ahahahaha! ”

Looking up at the flickering light, Tang Seng's eyes flickered, with tears in the corners of his eyes, laughing wantonly, and asking the sky.

"What is my word? What is my path? What am I asking for? ”

"Hahaha, hahahahaha!"

"What is Pudu, what is edification? Those who can be self-realized, perceived, and fully enlightened are Buddhas...... Hehehe, everyone in the world is stupid, how can I be conscious, how can I feel him? How can you feel the perfection of your deeds! Oh, no, nothing!! Ahaha, ahahahaha! ”

Tang Seng opened a new bottle of liquor, looked at the liquid in the cup with drunken eyes, his mind shook non-stop, and said, "The so-called world is drunk and only I am awake, what does it mean, what does it mean?" If you sink together, sink together! ”

"Then you are electricity, you are light, you are the only myth! I love you...... Hehe, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter what it is, let's start, let's start! Tang Seng sat on the coffee table, sang wantonly, and sank into the red dust.

"The dragon of the past has fallen, and that glorious era is over! Everything has turned into a bubble and is no more! The childlike smile on Brother Maozi's face was gone, and he sat on the ground crying with tears in his eyes, still crying like a child's heartbreak.

"Great Soviets, red earth! The home of our dreams! ”

Qianqian looked at this group of drunkards with some fear and said, "Senior, why did they drink like this?" ”

Karl stared at the front with a gloomy face, hooking his shoulders and back, crying and laughing, but his mouth kept on the Sino-Russian joint concert and said, "I also want to know the reason." ”

"I love you and love you like a mouse...... Guard, stand up straight! You are the one who won the third place, Guanyan's two bastards can still cry wolf, don't embarrass Lao Tzu for the third! At this time, Huang Xiaobei, who was drunk after drinking a bottle and a half of beer, dragged Wesling out of the bedroom, and when he saw Carl coming, Huang Xiaobei, who was full of alcohol, hurriedly stepped forward and slapped Carl on the chest.

"Hey, junior brother, you're here too, you know, we won today! Donghuang Hotel held a drinking competition, and the four of us won the top three in one go! It's a win-win win, the one who won the special ......" Huang Xiaobei said with a hazy look on his fingers, "Then you let me calculate first, how much is this twenty plus three plus two?" ”

Huang Xiaobei pulled for a long time, but he didn't figure out why, and finally simply waved his hand and said, "No matter, anyway, I just won a lot of money, hahaha, Lao Tzu's special salted fish turned over, don't say it, Ming'er will continue to gamble!" I have to gamble out of the house! ”

Hearing this, Karl's face was gloomy to the extreme, he suppressed his anger, and said in a cold voice, "Senior, I should have told you what would happen today, right?" I told you to be careful, right? You know, there was a good chance tonight, and we might be able to save ...... tonight."

As soon as he heard Carl's words, Huang Xiaobei said with drunken eyes, "What's the matter, you're going to fight the demon party tonight?" Let's go, let's go now, see if I don't give those grandsons of the demon party a big mouth, smoke them and call grandpa! ”

Wesling also shouted in a daze, "Call grandpa!" ”

When Brother Maozi heard this, he hurriedly turned his head drunken and shouted, "Those bastards of the secret party are all handed over to me, isn't it just to fight the Senate?" I'll give them a good taste of my punches! ”

Tang Seng hurriedly shouted, "Count yourself as a poor monk, and the poor monk will also become the president of the United States!" ”

Carl couldn't say anything...... Because these people are no longer drunk, but crazy.......

Huang Xiaobei casually threw the dead dog-like Wesling on the ground, and then gave a big mouth to Tang Seng and the Maozi brothers, and said stupidly when they were done, "Hey, you, what's the point of you two singing this?" The ghost can understand it! Come on, if you want to sing tonight, why sing today is a good day, it's okay if you can't sing, Boss Huang will teach you! ”

In the next second, Carl watched Tang Seng Maozi Brothers and Huang Xiaobei sing that today is a good day, and as they sang, the three bastards danced......

"Today is a good day, everything you want can come true, today is a good day......"

Watching the three neuropaths clapping their hands around him, dancing and laughing loudly, watching these heads even hook their necks, and use their big mouths full of wine to pull themselves together to sing, Carl couldn't bear to be angry, and then pushed away Tang Seng beside him, and quickly left this sea of mental illness with Qianqian.

Before leaving, Carl also called out Wang Erming, who had been hiding in the bathroom and didn't dare to come out, nothing else, Carl wanted to ask, what the hell is going on, can you drink this virtue? Karl had known Andreev for four years and had never seen him drink to the point of singing.

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"Manager, that's it, that's it, Xiaobei, they are really powerful tonight, they poured down all the contestants in one go, and in the end, the host cried and shouted and begged them to leave."

After listening to Erming's description, Karl sighed deeply, leaned weakly against the wall of the corridor, and had to listen to the ghost crying wolf singing from the room behind him all the time.

According to Wang Erming, Huang Xiaobei's goods tonight can be regarded as showing their faces, and the three of them were stunned to drink 70% of the reserve wine for the game! Especially Andreev and Tang Seng, one by one, they went to the most expensive liquor and spirits without drinking beer, you must know that those people drink liquor and spirits as if they were drinking boiled water.

At that time, seeing that there was no one on the field who could continue to stand except for Tang Seng and Brother Maozi plus the half-dead Weslin, the host hurriedly rushed forward, holding Brother Maozi, who was going to continue to drink 1,81 bottles of whiskey, and said with a panicked face, "You won, you won!" Don't drink it, leave some for us! ”

Yes, I really can't drink anymore, you must know that Donghuang Hotel is holding this kind of competition for an active atmosphere, it is completely a loss-making business, and they didn't think that they could meet a special fairy tonight at the beginning, so they put those high-end drinks and thousands of dollars a bottle of spirits on the competition site, but who would have thought about it......

Looking at the 1,81 bottles of whiskey all over the ground, the manager of the Donghuang Hotel bar almost fainted on the spot, and after the last contestant fell, the manager quickly asked people to stop the competition and present the awards, otherwise they would have to lose all their pants if they drank like this.

But Tang Seng is still not happy, he was not satisfied with the last time he lost to the Maozi brothers, and this time he is here to turn the tables! Grabbing the authentic Moutai wine in his hand, Tang Seng looked up at his big bald head and said, "Then who is the champion!" ”

The host simply stuffed all three checks into Tang Seng's hand and said, "Don't you know?" Isn't it all together? You go back and divide the points yourself, yes, yes, there are three small trophies for you to take back to play, and we will give you ten cases of beer, four bottles of whiskey, five bottles of eaux-de-vie and two bottles of Moutai, do you think it's okay? ”

After listening to Wang Erming's description, Carl covered his forehead and couldn't say a word.

What a great bunch of people....... Unorganized and undisciplined? No, no, they don't even know what organizational discipline is.

Pursing the corners of his mouth, Carl laughed angrily, how to say, the reason for the failure of the combat operation was actually that his own members were drunk? At this moment, Carl rarely felt that he was still a little young, and he hadn't experienced enough things.

"Okay, I know, Erming, you go back, take care of them more." After speaking, Carl, who was physically and mentally exhausted, looked at Qianqian again and said, "Qianqian, you can also go back to the room and have a good rest, tonight is about ....... Hehe, let's do it first. ”

Qianqian blinked her big eyes and said, "Senior, what about you?" ”

Karl closed his eyes in resignation, "I'll stay here to prevent Rowan from leading people to attack." ”

In a word, not only because those bastards were too drunk to raid the basement of the Demon Party, Carl in turn had to keep a vigil for them, in case Rowan suddenly brought people to attack and destroy the group of drunkards in the room behind him.......

However, Karl still added with some reluctance, "If they can wake up a little before two o'clock in the morning, we still have a chance." ”

Qianqian pursed her lips, "Then I'll sleep well at night, they don't look like they can wake up." ”

Carl: "...... Well, let's sleep......"