Chapter 1 The World Is Poisonous
On the scorching sun, two handsome teenagers about seventeen years old walked side by side on the street, with an almost 100% return rate, and from time to time women stopped to look at them stupidly, causing their boyfriends to be angry.
"Haohao, let's go buy a mask, everything in the house has been stolen by my sister, it's really hateful."
One of the blond teenagers suddenly approached the gloomy teenager next to him, took his hand, and said enthusiastically.
It looks gay, but the passers-by around him were not surprised when they saw this, but showed a very envious look.
But Zhang Hao's face suddenly darkened, his steps paused, he silently withdrew his hand from his good brother's arms, turned around, and said to him in a deep voice that was extremely serious: "Brother Long, why do you ask me Hao Hao to suddenly hold my hand again, believe it or not, Lao Tzu pinched your soft egg!" ”
Although he knew that the world had changed, Zhang Hao didn't adapt at all!
"Ahh Haohao, why did you say such terrible things again!? ”
Lin Yilong's eyes widened, he looked at Zhang Hao in disbelief, seeing that he didn't look like a joke, he bit his lip, looked like he was about to cry, and asked in a trembling voice: "Did I do something that you hate?" Why have you been so abnormal for the past two days? What the hell is wrong with you!? We grew up together, haven't we always been good brothers? Do you think of me as a brother now? Don't call me Xiaolonglong, don't say it, and now you still say such excessive things! ”
Lin Yilong actually cried out when he said that he was behind, and his pitiful appearance made people want to kick it away.
"This Nima ......"
Zhang Hao saw that this muscular macho brother who was originally bleeding and didn't shed tears actually cried when he said that he would cry, and his three views were ruined, no, his three views had already been ruined, and this world was poisonous......
Zhang Hao wants more eggs to hurt more eggs, the world doesn't know why the gender attributes of men and women are completely reversed, which makes him a little overwhelmed, and his temper has become impetuous......
It is as if the man becomes a woman, and the woman seems to become a man!!
"Aaron, listen to me, in fact, the real world is the opposite of this, you used to hate such a mother-in-law the most, you are actually a muscular hunk! And six abs! ”
Zhang Hao rubbed his head irritably, and then suddenly reached out and lifted Lin Yilong's clothes, but except for a flat one, he didn't see any abdominal muscles.
"Ahh
Lin Yilong was completely stunned, stunned for a while, and suddenly let out a scream, his face turned red in an instant, and he hurriedly squatted down with his clothes, and roared at Zhang Hao: "Zhang Hao, you are too much!" ”
The crowd of onlookers around was also stunned, the man covered his mouth in surprise, and the woman's eyes almost popped out, looking straight at this side, and several couldn't help but swallow their saliva.
"Screaming fart! Your abs are gone! You say you're still not a man? Don't be affected so easily, get up for me, let's cut our head and tattoo the green dragon and white tiger! Then go to the gym. ”
Zhang Hao really couldn't stand this cowardice, pulled him up with an ugly face, and walked towards a tattoo parlor next to him despite his objections.
"You...... What do you say......"
Lin Yilong was almost paralyzed by Zhang Hao's words, he couldn't get angry, and looked at him with wide eyes, but Lin Hao didn't care what he thought, and directly dragged him into the tattoo parlor next to him.
Zhang Hao knew that the other party didn't understand, they didn't seem to know anything about the original world, and he had said it several times in the past two days, but he made people feel abnormal.
However, Zhang Hao remembered that his brother had taken off his clothes at every turn, showing off the six-pack abs that he had trained at the age of 17, and he was foul when he opened and closed his mouth, and often laughed at Zhang Hao, who didn't swear much, but now he has become like this, but Zhang Hao, who can't easily accept the facts, is rude at every turn.
In fact, it's not just him, his father and the other men around him seem to have become weak, just like women...... In short, he must not be allowed to continue like this! Zhang Hao must save this good brother who has grown up together since childhood!
"Boss, give me a tattoo of the green dragon, the kind that covers the entire back! Give him a head too! As soon as Zhang Hao entered the store, he shouted at the female boss whose eyes lit up and her arms were tattooed.
The landlady was going down the mountain tattooing a tiger on a female customer's arm.
"Zhang Hao, you're crazy!!" Lin Yilong yelled at Zhang Hao like a ghost.
"Phew! I just didn't have to go crazy to do this! ”
Zhang Hao snorted hatefully, took off his clothes, patted his bare chest, and said to Lin Yilong, who was almost scared to cry: "Lao Tzu will let you recall what a man is today!" ”
If it was before, Zhang Hao would never have thought about tattoos or anything, but now the men around him are more motherly than the other, and even he is considered to be a woman, his father will not let him go out at night, and he also said that how can a boy's family go out alone at night, and he is not afraid of lustful donkeys???
They all seem to have forgotten what a real man looks like, Zhang Hao must make them recall, and a very direct way is to have domineering tattoos, at least no woman will tattoo any green dragon and white tiger on her body, only those men with five thick ones have, Lin Yilong said before that he would tattoo the big dragon on his back in the future, Zhang Hao hopes to make him recall.
The female boss who originally wanted to ask Zhang Hao, a handsome guy, if he had any money, saw Zhang Hao suddenly undress, and the female customer was shocked, staring straight at Zhang Hao's bare upper body, and the nosebleed slowly flowed down.
"That's it...... Even then it won't be ...... Discounts, unless you stay with me for one night! ”
The female boss hurriedly covered her nose with a piece of paper, but she didn't expect that the plot in the novel would suddenly happen, and she was still a super handsome guy!
Although she is still very immature, she is very handsome, with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, a special masculinity, shoulder-length hair, and a cross stud earring on her exposed right ear......
"Ahh Zhang Hao, are you really crazy!! ”
Lin Yilong roared again, hurriedly grabbed Zhang Hao's clothes and threw them to block Zhang Hao's chest, while anxiously shouting at the stunned female boss and customers: "Why don't you come over and help me control him!" He's not normal today! ”
"Oooooooooo......oo
The female boss and the customer reacted after a while, wiped the nosebleed, and immediately rushed over to help grab Zhang Hao's hands.
"You're not normal! Don't tell me that men's bodies can't be casual just like women's bodies nowadays...... Huh! That's a lot of strength......"
Zhang Hao froze after struggling a few times, his arm was actually firmly grasped by the shopkeeper, and he was scratched! Sure enough, everything has changed, the woman's body has become as strong as the man, and the man's body has become as weak as the woman......
"Little brother, please calm down, if you have anything to say, let's talk about it." The female boss also hurriedly followed the persuasion, but her eyes were staring at Zhang Hao's chest that was barely blocked by clothes, blushing slightly, and swallowing saliva again.
"You're not crazy!? Undressed in public! I'm going to call my uncle! ”
Lin Yilong didn't care about anything else, and took out his mobile phone in a panic to call Zhang Hao's father, Zhang Hao is so abnormal, he has become like a woman recently, no! More exaggerated than a woman! Even that...... That dares to show it in front of the opposite sex!!
"Don't call my dad, you stinky boy!"
Zhang Hao wanted to stop it, but he really couldn't break free from these two women, as if he was caught by two muscular men who often played dark games, it was incredible! And the female boss actually seemed to be sneaking at him!!
Lin Yilong has already determined that Zhang Hao has a problem, can this be okay? What a man wants to shave his head and get a tattoo! It's really scary to even show your breasts in front of the opposite sex!!
Zhang Hao was very helpless, and was forcibly dressed by Lin Yilong, and the two women turned their heads like rude and disrespectful to true gentlemen, and then his father soon came and forcibly escorted him home with Zhang Yilong, and then there were all kinds of inquiries and education.
"Tell me what you've done as a man!? What have you been stimulated by lately? ”
"You won't be able to get married if you go on like this! Do you want to off your dad? ”
"You're not going to be fooled by any woman, are you?"
……
After an hour of persuasion from them, Zhang Hao knew that their thinking about gender had been completely reversed, and they were deeply rooted, so they could only admit their mistakes like fate, and apologized to Lin Yilong, after all, his father was about to be blown up, and said that if he dared to do this again, he would be sent to a mental hospital!
Zhang Hao returned to the room after Lin Yilong left, lying on the bed full of cute dolls, touching his head, and muttering helplessly: "Can you only accept reality...... Who's going to tell me what's going on with this fucking world all of a sudden? ”
Seriously, Zhang Hao is also panicking, how can he not panic when the world of science suddenly becomes like this for some reason, although brothers are still brothers, and fathers are still fathers, but their personalities are like a different one, not only them, but the whole world has changed.
As if he hadn't changed, he clearly remembered that the world shouldn't be like this, and he now had a feeling that everyone was drunk and I was alone.
"What the hell should I do......
Zhang Hao sat up from the bed irritably, unable to think of any way to break his brain, everyone's thoughts were already deep-rooted.
Now what he is doing is like being in the world before the change, desperately trying to tell the man, in fact, you are all sissies, you have to learn three from the four virtues, and be a househusband at home...... The devil believes it!
Anyway, in the past few days, his various attempts have been suspected of being mentally ill.
In a group of abnormal people, their normal behavior, if they are normal, they will be considered abnormal, Zhang Hao has a very powerless feeling, knowing that the world is abnormal, but there is nothing to do.
I seem to have to pretend to be like them, otherwise I will really be sent to a mental hospital as a psychopath! But no matter what, you must keep your heart and not be assimilated by everyone!