Chapter 531: How to sing "Chrysanthemum Terrace"?

As a fish, Black Carbon has three abilities:

1. You can change your life for people against the sky, but you can only change it for the worse, not for the better;

Second, its nose is very smart, it can easily smell the ghosts and demons within a radius of ten miles, and can feed on it;

3. Be able to perceive chances.

These three abilities, in addition to the first one, the remaining two can only be seen by Zuo Yang, and the first one, as a physiognomy master, if Zuo Yang changes his life against the sky without authorization, he will definitely be retributed by the heavens, so he will never do it without authorization, but Hei Tan has no worries about this, and when necessary, he can be fully qualified for such a glorious position as "Zuo Yang's temporary worker".

Of course, in order to prevent this little guy from messing around indiscriminately, Zuo Yang still gave it a three-chapter covenant to restrict it, so as not to let the people around him be harmed by this little guy......

And this time, since he got Zuo Yang's approval, the black charcoal, who had long been bored to the point of being about to grow mushrooms, naturally came to his senses instantly, and even stretched out his little paws to lick it, and said with a bang: "Master, this matter will be handed over to me, I promise you, I will soon let this yellow hair know what it means to 'drink cold water and plug your teeth'!" ”

"Hmm."

Zuo Yang smiled slightly, and went to the bathroom to wash his hands and prepare to eat.

……

The other side.

Although the members of the studio set up the seats in the restaurant step by step after listening to Zuo Yang's words, and then ran to the kitchen one by one to serve the food, and quickly arranged the dinner, but in fact, their hearts were still thinking about what had just happened, and their hearts were full of surprise and incomprehension.

The vast majority of these people have never been in contact with physiognomy, and Zuo Yang has basically not shown off his skills in front of them, so the scene that happened just now is naturally full of fantasy in their eyes, especially the "lucky star nobles" and "four wastes" mentioned by Zuo Yang, this kind of vocabulary is as dark and difficult to understand as a book from heaven for them.

And after that, they saw the "spell" that Zuo Yang burned in front of them, which made them not know how to understand this matter...... I really don't see anything different, a simple yellow paper with some red lines drawn, burned to block the blood relationship between two people, this is too mysterious and exaggerated, right?

To be honest, this is also because the person who did these things is Zuo Yang, and they will think so much now, and this is completely based on their trust in Zuo Yang.

After all, for ordinary people who have received the compulsory education of materialism in the Celestial Empire, even if they see it, they will only instinctively regard it as a charlatan, who will really take it seriously?

Therefore, even Zuo Yang, many people were full of doubts in their hearts, saying that they didn't understand what was going on at all.

No, after everyone sat down at the table, someone began to whisper:

"What Brother Yang just said is like the truth, but I think he should be teasing the boss's younger brother, right?"

"Although I don't quite understand, but if you think about it carefully, this doesn't seem to be fun, but Brother Yang also wrote a note to the kid, if he said it is not right, he will give the kid a million, this ...... I really don't understand what kind of medicine is sold in Brother Yang's gourd. ”

"Yes, Brother Yang usually does things reasonably, why is there some Shinto Taoism this time, as if he has changed people, what the hell is going on?"

"But I heard that there really seem to be some strange numerology in the world, and the most common thing I hear about is what 'Tiansha Lone Star', a lot, movies, and TV series have mentioned it, saying that this kind of numerology will not have a good result if you see whom, and whoever gets it will not have a good result, oh yes, and what we always say's 'broom star'...... In our hometown, if someone gets married, they have to take the birthday to find a fortune teller to take a look, and I don't know if what the fortune teller said is true or false, but the old people are willing to believe this. ”

"It's the same in our hometown, when my cousin got married, my aunt went to calculate, and in order to prevent some fortune tellers from fooling people, I still found several fortune tellers to calculate the wedding day, and finally put the days they calculated together to calculate the ......"

"It's far away, it's far away, what you are talking about is already the custom of our Celestial Empire, and it's like this in many places, what we're talking about now is what Brother Yang just did, and those fortune tellers you said still have a birthday, Brother Yang just looked at it a few times, and said that the life of the boss lady and her brother is the Tao, there is really such a ability in the world?"

“……”

"Anyway, the younger brother and parents of the proprietress are simply too ...... It's too much, what age is this, how can there be such a person? ”

"That is, many of my classmates are married, and when they ask if they want a son or a daughter, they all want to have a daughter."

"I support Brother Yang unconditionally anyway, if Brother Yang really gives this kid a million in the end, even if Brother Yang is not distressed, I will have to die of discomfort in my heart, which is worse than eating!"

"Damn, what about eating now, do you dare to be more disgusting?"

“……”

"Shhh, let's eat, the proprietress is already in a bad mood, you still say this, if she hears it, won't she sincerely block her?"

"Eat and eat ......"

“……”

After whispering for a while, everyone lowered their heads and pulled the food in their bowls, but anyone could see that they didn't really believe in Zuo Yang's numerology just now, and naturally it was even more impossible to believe that just burning a "spell" could really break the blood relationship between Chen Yi and Chen Kai...... More people are distressed by the million people who wrote notes for Zuo Yang.

Although, this time Zuo Yang is indeed talking nonsense and pretending......

……

Meanwhile.

"Xiao Kai, you can eat too."

Chen Yi had already brought out some food from the kitchen and placed it on the coffee table in front of Chen Kai, and then said to him, "You eat first, I'll clean up a room for you, and you will live there tonight." ”

"Cut."

Chen Kai glanced at her disdainfully, turned over and sat up from the sofa, picked up the bowl on the coffee table and started eating, never called Chen Yi a sister from beginning to end, let alone the slightest respect.

“……”

Chen Yi moved his lips and wanted to say something, but in the end he didn't say anything, just turned around and cleaned up the house for Chen Kai with a gloomy face.

On the stairs, Zuo Yang looked at Chen Kai while stroking the black charcoal, but the corners of his mouth had already hooked up a curvature.

Because in his eyes, a black gas was wafting out from the black charcoal's eyes, and finally penetrated into Chen Kai's body, and with the entry of this black gas, the position of Chen Kai's life palace and Fude Palace had already shown a touch of black and blue, and there was a trend of getting stronger and stronger......

This means that black charcoal has begun to "disk" him.

Really.

"Boom!"

There was a crisp sound of glass breaking.

"Oops!"

Chen Kai, who was eating, suddenly screamed in pain, causing everyone to turn their heads and look over.

I saw that for some reason, one leg of the coffee table that was originally placed at the end of the coffee table suddenly misplaced somehow, and the table top of the coffee table tilted, and with the tilt of the table, a cup filled with boiling water that Chen Yi served to Chen Kai when he served the meal slipped down, and then impartially, the cup just fell into Chen Kai's crotch again, and then fell to the ground and shattered.

Although the cup fell to the ground, all the boiling water in the cup was spilled on Chen Kai's body, so you know......

"Ah——! Ah——!h ”

When everyone turned around, they just saw Chen Kai holding his crotch and fluttering on the sofa like a loach, his face was already flushed, and he looked extremely painful.

Looking at the scene in front of him, he naturally quickly understood what had just happened.

Although this kind of thing is not enough to directly abolish people, but it is enough to make a man suffer for a while, if it is really hot and foamy, I am afraid that I usually have to be very careful when walking, it is best to cross my legs, otherwise I will accidentally wear out the bubble, and it will only make it more painful......

"Haha, this ......"

Everyone almost burst out laughing, and their hearts were full of joy, but at the same time, they were also slightly puzzled in their hearts.

The decoration of this small villa can be described as very exquisite, and the furniture used in it is also some good things, all of which are not only beautiful but also durable, and this coffee table is no exception, so before this, none of them had ever encountered such an accident, let alone thought that such an accident would happen.

Why did Chen Kai just come here for a few hours, and one of the legs of this coffee table, which they could usually withstand even if they usually put everything up, suddenly had a misalignment?

Take a closer look, the coffee table is not broken, but this is a combined form of the coffee table, the four legs and the desktop are combined in a very ingenious and beautiful way, and there are some grooves in the connection to be fixed, it stands to reason that this situation should not occur, but it is a coincidence that Chen Kai is sitting here, this situation is present, and there is just a cup of boiling water on it......

Is this just a coincidence?

Someone finally began to think about this problem again, after all, just before this, Zuo Yang "carefully" turned out the numerology of Chen Yi and Chen Kai and the relationship between the two, and after "blocking" the blood relationship between the two, this kind of thing happened by coincidence.

So......

Meanwhile.

"Xiao Kai, what's wrong with you?"

Hearing Chen Kai's shout, Chen Yi, who had already gone to clean up the room, also hurriedly ran back, and immediately asked with concern when he saw the scene in front of him.

"It hurts! Hurt! ”

Chen Kai was still screaming in pain there, and the struggle continued, but this kid didn't accept Chen Yi's invitation at all, and slapped Chen Yi's outstretched hand to the side.

"Ni Song Kai, don't worry about me!"

As he spoke, perhaps the temperature had dropped a little after the boiling water was spilled, and although the sweat from the scalding sweat was running down his head, he still had the strength to jump up from the sofa.

As a result, the foot has just stepped on the ground.

"Oops!"

Another scream.

Coincidentally, this guy's foot just stepped on the apple core that he threw on the ground.

The floor in the living room on the first floor of the cottage is made of a more expensive marble, which is good for everything, but it will become extremely slippery after being contaminated with some moisture, and the apple core is originally wet......

Therefore, at the moment when Chen Kai's foot was on the apple core, one of his legs involuntarily "slipped" forward, and then the center of gravity of the whole person was unstable, and then he fell backwards with a buttocks.

What's even more coincidental is that at this moment, his ass is facing the glass that has just broken on the ground......

Thereupon.

"Boom!"

"Ah——! My ass! Ah——!h ”

With the sound of the glass breaking again, another heart-rending scream sounded, and the people in the entire small villa couldn't help but gasp, and then quickly covered their ears.

"I'll ......"

Even if it's just watching, everyone can feel that pain, as if their buttocks are sitting on a piece of glass ballast, it's terrible, how can "Chrysanthemum Terrace" sing?

"Xiao Kai!"

Seeing this, Chen Yi hurriedly pounced.

"Master, what do you think of this level?"

Hei Tan shook his tail and "meowed" to Zuo Yang in an inviting tone.

"Yes, but don't be crippled, otherwise it will be Chen Yi's trouble in the future."

Zuo Yang smiled and nodded, and finally walked down the stairs, came to his place, and began to eat his dinner as if no one was around.

“……”

When everyone saw Zuo Yang's calm appearance, a cool breath suddenly burst out in their hearts, and they only felt that Zuo Yang was an unfathomable god at the moment.

Could it be that what Brother Yang just said is all true?

All this was expected by Brother Yang, otherwise how could he be so calm?

That charm, which doesn't seem to be anything special, can really break the blood connection between two people?

Numerology, it's so scary!?

……

For Zuo Yang, the night was peaceful.

At breakfast the next day, Zuo Yang saw Chen Yi's younger brother Chen Kai again, this guy walked out of the room slowly with his legs crossed.

Unlike last night, at this moment, there are already two more dark blue bags on his head, and there is also a big hole on the back of his shirt, the incision of this big hole is very smooth, it should be caused by some sharp weapon, it looks very dangerous, but it did not hurt Chen Kai himself.

"Humph!"

Seeing Zuo Yang, Chen Kai naturally didn't recognize it so easily, snorted coldly, and went to the sofa with his legs crossed, and then leaned on it, so as not to touch the wound on his buttocks...... Fortunately, there were only some flesh wounds on the buttocks, not to the extent that I had to go to the hospital for stitches.

"Good morning."

Zuo Yang greeted him with a smile.

Don't worry, it's only been one night, and it's still early...... Next, even if you kneel on the ground and beg for mercy, you don't want to discount the sins of these three days for a moment!

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