Proof of the ministry member
One day after school, in the social office.
"Hey, Brandy."
Called by the minister, Bai Ya raised his head. Four female ministers, led by the minister, lined up in front of Bai Ya.
"What's the matter?"
"I recognize you as an intern member of the CP department."
The minister, who was standing in the middle, suddenly came out with such a sentence.
"And what was I before that?"
As if presenting an award, Bai Ya stood in front of everyone - he asked such a question first.
"It's like experiencing the part or something."
"So I wasn't a member of the ministry before?"
"Because you didn't write it into the ministry application."
"I didn't write it......"
Bai Ya looked depressed, because during the three months since April, he had always thought that everyone was good friends.
"Ah, yes, yes, I went to get the application for joining the department, and after you wrote it, you were a member of the department—okay?"
"My sister put the application in a drawer for three months and forgot about it."
"Ah, Xiaoting, you guy, don't say it. Really. ”
"It has to be like this anyway, I'm nothing."
"I recognize your positive spirit recently, so I decided to recognize you as an intern member of our CP department."
The minister simply pulled the topic back and declared it in a serious voice.
"Did I do anything?"
"Well, aren't you going to say hello? And I also do vocal exercises! ”
"Does that mean hello?"
Bai Ya raised a hand to "say hello". It was a strange gesture that the minister had forced him to practice, and although it looked like a victory gesture, it was between his middle finger and ring finger, and his fingers were about to cramp. I heard that this is the traditional way of greeting the CP department. At first, Bai Ya thought it was impossible - but as long as humans work hard, most things can be done. There is also the so-called vocal exercise, which is to learn the voice of an alien in front of an electric fan to say hello, which is also a strange exercise.
"All in all, congratulations, Mr. Bai."
"Congratulations, and please give me a lot of advice in the future."
"Bailan, is it worth celebrating? Is it tasty? ”
Everyone blessed Bai Ya one after another, but it made him feel a little embarrassed.
"Then, I'm going to give you a badge!"
The minister brought a small colored badge with "CP" written on it, presumably specially customized.
If you look closely, you can see that everyone's chest or waist are also pinned with different colors of badges. Everyone's colors are - the minister is orange, Xiaoting is pink, Sister Ziyin is purple, and Sister Su Qi is yellow.
Then the color of the white is light green, and this bright green is the color of the right half of the novice road symbol.
The minister stretched out his hand, but she couldn't touch Bai Ya just like that, and in the end she had to stand on tiptoe a little - pinning the badge to Bai Ya's chest. The minister really likes the ceremonies of a group like this—Bai Ya thought to herself. He obediently asked the minister to help him pin the badge.
"What the hell, you don't seem to be happy!"
"Huh? It's not like that, I'm so happy, hooray! ”
Hum! The minister snorted coldly.
"You'll be happy to hear it again - this badge also has a communication function, just press the button on the back, you can talk to everyone."
"Huh? Are you sure? ”
Bai Ya took down the badge and immediately pressed the button on the back.
Meow. ’
The button made a cat meow, and Bai Ya pressed it again, still making the same sound.
"Hehehehehehehe......"
The minister crouched on the ground, hugged his stomach and laughed.
"I've been lied to again!"
Bai Ya couldn't help but yell. Why are you so easy to deceive? Am I a minister's toy?
"Press this button 100 times and it will make a different sound!"
Xiaoting said as she pressed her button.
"Huh? Really——? ”
The minister screamed, and then took off his badge. Sister Ziyin also pressed the button silently, and Sister Su Qi hit three times faster than others. But it doesn't make sense to press the words before the end of the call.
Everyone was desperately pressing the button, and no one was talking.
At this time, there was a sudden 'beep' sound, like the sound of a kitten calling for a female cat.
"Really!"
The minister shouted excitedly—and then she came back to her senses and coughed a few times.
"Ah...... Ahem, well, well, how to say it, that is- congratulations! ”
She patted Bai Ya on the shoulder and helped him adjust the angle of his tie. Bai Ya spoke:
"The minister's summary is really sloppy."