Chapter 61: Desperate Self [II]
"Alas, Su Li, the next time you enter my office, can you not be so grumpy? It also costs me money to find someone to fix the office door! ”
The three generations looked at the door that was kicked out of the crack with some distress, this thing had to be repaired out of his own pocket, this time it was kicked out of the crack, and the whole door had to be replaced again, his poor little vault, he really couldn't stand a few tosses.
"Cut ......"
Su Li rolled his eyes at the three generations and said, "It's just a door, are you so distressed?" It's only a few dollars to repair a door, and you can embezzle a sum of money casually that is many times this amount! ”
"Ahem, cough, cough, ......"
The three generations were almost choked to death by Su Li's words, what does it mean that he embezzled a sum of money that is many times this number? He has always been a Hokage diligently, working hard for Konoha with no complaints, is this kind of thing he going to do to be corrupt?
"Su Li, you can't talk nonsense about this kind of thing, the old man has been innocent all his life, don't slander the old man's reputation here!"
"Fame? Do you still have a reputation? ”
Su Li pursed his lips, looked at the three generations with disdain, and said, "I really don't know about peeking at the women's bathroom with a crystal ball every day, right?" It's already the age of a bad old man, and you still like to do this kind of thing, you're really not afraid that one day you will be too excited to watch it, and as a result, you will have a sudden cerebral hemorrhage and stroke paralysis! ”
"Ahem......"
The third generation coughed heavily, interrupting Su Li's words, there are still others in this office, can you save some face for him, put this kind of thing in the public and say, his old man is still shameless?!
"That, three generations of adults, we still have something to do, so let's step back first......"
When the ninja who was reporting to work heard this, he immediately chose to quit with an embarrassed face, and if he listened to it again, if he heard something more exciting, he was really afraid that he would be killed.
"Go ahead!"
The third generation nodded, it was good for such an acquaintance to take the initiative to withdraw, lest he have to find a way to seal it afterwards.
After all the superfluous people are gone, except for Su Li in the office, there are only three people left, as the owner of the Hokage's office and as a good friend of the three generations, it is needless to say that the last person made Su Li a little surprised, but it was only a moment of surprise, and Su Li quickly figured out why the other party was here.
"This beautiful lady, hello, get to know her, her name is Jiraiya, she is the apprentice of the third generation of Hokage, the master of the fourth generation of Hokage, one of the three ninjas of Konoha, known as the Toad Elf Immortal Sudao ......"
Jiraiya walked in front of Su Li with a faint smile on his face, and introduced himself softly, just the moment he saw Su Li walk into the door, he felt that his heart that only belonged to Tsunade suddenly beat rapidly, as a man who likes to move with his heart, Jilai immediately made a decision, he must get to know the girl in front of him, and then strive to use his humor to capture the girl's heart, as for Tsunade, he can only make her the goddess in his heart that he can never get.
Just when Jiraiya was smiling and fantasizing about spending a wonderful night with this girl who didn't look like a human being, he saw the person in front of him suddenly laugh a little weirdly.
"Big Brother ......"
Su Li reached out and patted Jiraiya's shoulder, and his tone was very calm.
"You should change your name to me, although my appearance looks like a woman, but in fact I am a real man, eighteen centimeters out of the kind bigger than you, if you want to flirt with your sister, you can go to other places, such as a wine house or something like the other to find a real girl, there is no need to come to me......"
If Su Li was still very angry about being misidentified as the wrong gender when he first crossed over, now he is no longer surprised by this kind of thing, after all, with his current face and dress, 90% of people are afraid that they will admit their mistakes, in the face of this situation, in addition to explaining calmly, is it difficult for him to show an incompetent and angry operation? !
“……”
The expression on Jiraiya's face froze there for a moment, and then he pulled the corners of his mouth, revealing a somewhat embarrassed smile.
"Ahahahaha, this lady is really joking, I know that my sudden approach will cause you a lot of trouble, after all, I am a very good man, but Madam, your reason for rejecting me is a bit too perfunctory, right? How can you be a man when you're so beautiful?! ”
Su Li glanced at him, took out a chair from the equipment bar, and after sitting down, he slowly raised his chin in the direction of the third generation.
"I knew you wouldn't believe me easily, but if you don't believe me, you have to believe your master, right? You can ask him for yourself if I'm a man or a woman! ”
Hearing Su Li say this, Zilai also subconsciously turned his head to look in the direction of his teacher, and then saw his teacher nodding at him while sighing!
Nodded?!
At that moment, Jiraiya seemed to hear the sound of something breaking, and the whole person took several steps back as if he couldn't bear the blow, and his face was full of dazed expressions.
"It's really a man's ......"
Jiraiya walked to the corner of the Hokage's office with blank eyes, turned and sat down in the corner, his hands around his knees, his head buried in his arms, tears silently sliding down the corners of his eyes.
He has only moved his heart twice in his life, but one has not been caught up so far, and he can't even see any hope, but the other is directly a man, not to mention hope, he is now full of despair and only despair, okay?!
Looking at Jiraiya, who was full of gray aura and hid in the corner and cried silently, the three generations couldn't help but sigh, although it seems that Jilai has also been hit hard, but there is nothing bad about it, long pain is better than short pain.
"Su Li, you just came back from a mission, why don't you rest at home!"
Ignoring the sad Jiraiya who was crying there, the three generations looked at Su Li with a flickering eye, of course he knew why Su Li came, but this matter was related to Tuan Zang, which made him very embarrassed.
"I don't dare to rest at home!"
Su Li sneered, his eyes looked at Tuan Zang, who was silent, and said meaningfully: "I worked diligently to do tasks for Konoha, but I was stabbed in the back and almost died in the country of water, if I was resting at home, some guys who were dirty like insects in their hearts, wouldn't they be even more disgusted with me, for the sake of their own lives, I think I should not rest at home, even if I come to you to make trouble, it is better than staying at home and doing nothing!" ”