Chapter 104 Mang Derong wants to go to college

"Vaughans, are you still going to be shameless?" Zhuo Yang struck first.

"You ......"

"What are you, such a big Dortmund, the main team bullying our B team, you guys are really a big show!"

"I ......"

"What am I, I obviously said that everyone in the league will see the truth, you are good, taking advantage of our main rotation, running to the FA Cup to bully our youth team, it is really a big-name club, doing things quite stylishly, hum ......"

"Who's ......"

"Who's who, come on, come on, tell me if you played 10:0 or 20:0, isn't it cool?"

"He ......"

"What is he, what is he, horizontal and vertical are your reason, isn't it? It's glorious to bully a third-division team, isn't it? It's fun to beat our fourth-line substitutes, isn't it? ”

"......" Warnes was suffocating.

"Tell you, Warnes, there's no such thing as you, a big-name club, a famous German international, be particular about being a person and doing things, don't do those things that don't happen all day long. Forget it, we are regular people, too lazy to talk to you, just win the fun. Just the sauce! Putting the phone back in its original position on the table, Zhuo Yang gently picked up the pen, slowly unscrewed the cap, and continued to swipe the archive directory of carefully registered information on the roster one by one, the corners of his mouth hooked into a smug and evil smile.

Demonic!

In the away dressing room at Victor Stadium, Warnes was at a loss as he held up his phone.

Ghana international Otto Addo saw that Warnes was holding his mobile phone and was a little confused, so he thought about stepping forward to care, and then went in to take a shower together, and rubbed Warnes' back and patted the captain's ass by the way.

"Captain......

"What a team, what a team!" Warnes's roar erupted: "What the is it and you don't go to the shower, you can't catch the plane and you run back for Lao Tzu?" It's all your reason, and you're not a person anymore! ”

Ado was dazed as he held the soap, and the spittle on his face flowed backwards.

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"What, Zhuo Yang. I think it's a bit of a cultural talent to be like a particular person, don't you say? "There were a lot of calls, and this one was from the butcher Nigel de Jong.

The butcher is in Germany and he is travelling with Real Madrid to play away to Bayer Leverkusen in the fifth round of the Champions League group stage. Unfortunately, the Galaxy Battleship was defeated by Leverkusen, Zhnovick, Franza, and Berbatov in three consecutive cities, and simply lost 0:3.

It's no wonder that the butcher is not the butcher, Real Madrid's defensive sinkhole is old and tender, Pavon is about to cry by the counterattack of the pharmaceutical factory, if it weren't for De Jong's play, I am afraid that Real Madrid would lose and return to Spain without face. The defeat leaves Real Madrid in big trouble, as they must win away at Roma in the final round to have any hope of reaching the last 16, and they need to score as many goals as possible, or they will finish bottom of the group or even miss out on a UEFA Cup.

And Piggy Schweinsteiger is not very lucky, in these two Champions League match days, Bayern Munich home and away two games by Juventus with two 1:0 double kills, Piggy and the second brother who came on the bench failed to become heroes, showing their faces Nedved and Piero.

Grandpa's Manchester United is smooth sailing, and now they have locked up the top spot in Group D, Mertesacker also scored two goals in the 6-2 win over Fenerbahce, and Old Trafford has three fewer fresh meat, and Grandpa is the most showy.

The most awesome is Scar Ribery, who is the top scorer in the Champions League with Chelsea's four consecutive Group H wins, and Scar is tied with Manchester United's Ruud van Nistelrooy for the top scorer in the Champions League with five goals.

But today the butcher called Zhuo Yang, not about the Champions League or football, De Jong is going to study, he wants to hear Zhuo Yang's opinion.

Most professional players are not highly educated, and there are few scholars, but there are always exceptions, and even in these coarse groups, there is still no shortage of intellectuals. Not to mention college students, bachelors, masters, and doctors, there are even Nobel Prize winners in ancient times.

Specific to the Madiburg team, Zhuo Yang, a top student at the University of Music, has nothing to do with it, there are several bachelor's degrees in the team, although it is not easy to say how many of those diplomas are genuine, but no one can deny that title, even the obscene scumbag uncle has now successfully obtained the diploma of Cologne University of Physical Education.

After Nigel de Jong went to Spain, he broke up with the old high school girl, and the long-distance relationship is really not something that people do, and the two of them have never thought about growing old. Zhuo Yang also saw Krystal pulling a little fresh meat with freckles on his face to go shopping two days ago, and the little girl greeted him shyly, and the pockmarked little fresh meat looked at Zhuo Yang dumbfounded. Turning around, Zhuo Yang heard: "SEE, KING, THAT'S MY BROTHER, DARE TO BE DISOBEDIENT AND BE CAREFUL, I WILL LET MY BROTHER BEAT YOU......"

Louis Figo dragged De Jong to eat Tomahawk steak, and by the way, introduced the butcher to a young sister, a distant relative in Portugal. Erica Alba is a standard Latin beauty, and it really complements a beast man like De Jong. Both of them are quite satisfied, tired of being together in full swing, and Xiaomei is still a college student majoring in bioengineering, so she deserves to study both inside and outside.

Maybe it was because he had an understanding of staying with intellectual beauties, and the butcher felt that he had no culture, and his old face was a little hot. Since the age of four, De Jong has received 12 years of compulsory education in the Netherlands, which is equivalent to the level of junior high school graduation in China, but when it comes to the real level, the middle of the fifth grade ordinary class of non-key primary schools in China's second-tier cities can blow him up. Since the age of nine, the butcher has spent most of his time in various football training camps and football schools, which are equivalent to Chinese junior sports schools, and the cultural curriculum is just a formality, both in China and abroad.

There is a diploma craze in the Real Madrid squad right now, with bigwigs flocking to take exams or study or buy, and this craze has also affected the young Nigel de Jong. It wasn't difficult to find a school to sign up for as a day college student, but De Jong had a hard time choosing a major.

As a devout Christian, Dejong wanted to study theology, but he said from his heart that faith is faith, but it was not interesting to think about it in the direction of a missionary. So, he wanted to study economic management, which is more popular among players, has a relatively low threshold, and is not too difficult. In a dilemma, the butcher consulted Zhuo Yang and wanted his good brother to help him get an idea.

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"Butcher, I don't know much about your Christianity, so I'll tell you about our Chinese Buddhism."

"The highest level of cultivation in Buddhism is called Nirvana, which is reborn like a phoenix in flames, and spiritually reaches the realm of immortality and immortality, just like the Buddha." It's good to read a lot of miscellaneous books, and it's the way to fool people.

"The best way to practice in Buddhism is not to chant sutras all day long, not to be a great monk and abbot, not to go all over the world to preach and transform fate, but to practice in the earthly world. As the so-called wine and meat pass through the intestines, the Buddha left in his heart. ”

"As long as you have Buddha thoughts in your heart, even if you are a prostitute, a beggar, or a butcher...... It's not that you, it's that the pig killer can all cultivate and become a Buddha and attain Nirvana. Therefore, it is not necessary to do the priest's line of work to adhere to the faith, it doesn't matter if you drink and pick up girls, as long as you have God in your heart, the practice in the mortal world is the place where you can get closer to God. ”

If you go to be a missionary in the future, how can I be a brother to you! Drinking flower wine and soaking the little sister to fight in a group is what we serious and sophisticated people should do!