Chapter 066: You Surprise Me
The island's stunning scenery may have been struck by the sight of Messi, who scored his first hat-trick of the season in a match against Tenerife.
Tenerife is a promoted horse, third in La Liga last season, he is actually a La Liga team, and the average level of La Liga should be slightly lower than Serie B or even Bundesliga.
In the first 16 rounds of this season, Tenerife has already made its way to the familiar second division, for which the first division is a beautiful and gorgeous place, but there are too many bad guys to stay.
In fact, Tenerife also had a period of 'legend' before, that was about ten or twenty years ago, Tenerife couldn't beat anyone in La Liga, but he specialized in Real Madrid, and specifically in Real Madrid Bernabeuk, who to reason with?
Real Madrid was annoyed by this oyster and paid for Redondo, the soul of the Tenerife team, to the Bernabeu. What happened later is clear to everyone, Redondo became the world's most elegant iron-blooded defender, Real Madrid's vice-captain, Real Madrid suppressed Barcelona for a period of time to the point that 'only birthday can be celebrated', and Tenerife has no story.
Tenerife's midfield was fine today, with winger Alfaro, on loan from Sevilla, hitting the crossbar in the fourth minute with a one-on-one strike. After the football rebounded, Valdés had lost his position and could only lie on the ground as a spectator, Cameroon midfielder Comey picked up the drop and pushed the empty goal, the coffee shovel cushioned it, delaying the castration of the football, and the captain Puyol jumped to the top of the goal line to narrow the siege.
Then the whole game of Puyol and Mexican centre-back Marcos was made nervous by Alfaro.
Tenerife were defeated at their backline today because Zhuo Yang took all the resentment of losing his watch on them.
In the 32nd minute, Zhuo Yang stole Juanlu on the left side, and very rudely shook the Argentine red defender Luna to the ground, crossed from the bottom line in front of the goal, and Bojan was very clever in front of the cross, and Messi comfortably pushed the empty goal with his left foot in the middle.
Ibrahimovic and Pique were not involved today for 'technical reasons', with Barcelona midfielder Habaib and striker Dzomebo.
From the 40th to the 43rd minute, what can you do in three minutes? Tenerife received three yellow cards in three minutes, the third of which was when Komei kicked down Zhuoyang.
Zhuo Yang just made a no-ball run in the middle, which made Comei dizzy and nauseous, he simply put Zhuo Yang down, and then kept retching. Zhuo Yangden was stunned: Am I so ugly?
Xavi took a tactical free kick, Zhuo Yang crossed directly with his feet without stopping the ball on the left side, the football accurately found the top of Puyol's head, and Aunt Pu smiled at the hammer, 2:0.
Another three minutes later, Xiaobai passed three people in the middle of the field and passed directly to Zhuo Yang, Zhuo Yang connected four people one after another, including Lu Na twice, and the parts that this guy had just gathered were scattered all over the ground.
Pushing the middle, Messi had another empty goal in the small penalty area, Barcelona 3:0.
If the first two goals just reflect Messi's extreme ability to run without the ball, and ordinary fans can't see his subtlety, then the goal in the 73rd minute is completely Messi in their minds.
After Messi got the ball, he paused to stab the ball and shook Coolerbras's, and then completed the hat-trick with his trademark small lob.
The 2,500 fans at the Stade López stood up and applauded Messi, who slaughtered them, and the spirit of the Tenerife people made the atmosphere reach the highest level. However, immediately after that, the atmosphere at López Stadium was boiling.
Pedro is here!
Pedro is not a great man at Barcelona, especially with a lot of attacking bigwigs on top of his head, but he is a native of Tenerife and he is the most outstanding child that has been produced here.
Leaving for La Masia at the age of 17, the people of Tenerife have been waiting for this day.
Pedro replaced Xiaobai and Zhuo Yang dropped back into midfield. The little Sabre was obviously very excited to finally be able to show what he had learned in his life in front of his hometown elders, and as soon as he came up, he burst Tenerife's backline so that even their mother couldn't recognize it.
In the 84th minute, Messi passed the ball in the ribs, Pedro pulled the ball with his heel on the left side of the penalty area, and Schilla was like air in front of him.
Pedro's shot was denied by Aragonés with a single palm, and the ball bounced and bounced to the feet of Luna at the back post.
Zhuo Yang was behind Luna, and although the position was unfavorable, he still took a long leg and Kadruna was about to lose his position.
In the midst of the chaos, Luna, who had lost his balance, fell to the ground in a panic and tackled, trying to kick the ball out of the penalty area to clear the ball. However, it backfired, and under the squeeze of Zhuo Yang, Luna accidentally shoveled the ball directly into the goal, Barcelona 5:0.
Runa buried himself in the turf in frustration, he was too unsuccessful today, he was abused by Zhuo Yang to the point of incompleteness, and he used an own goal to write a footnote to his fiasco. Luna knows that the gap between himself and Messi is getting wider, but he doesn't want to be so embarrassed in front of Messi.
Zhuo Yang is more annoyed than Luna, he abused Tenerife's entire backline today, and Luna was even more abused to scum, but he didn't score a goal for half a day.
It's like being hit by an evil spirit, Zhuo Yang can't shoot into this game, two goal frames and a crossbar, and a hat trick on the goalpost, as if he is cheering for Messi.
In addition to scoring goals, Zhuo Yang performed flawlessly. But with his current status as a Jianghu, he didn't score a goal in such a feast, and no matter how perfect he was, it was useless.
Originally, I was not in a good mood because I lost my watch, but now I feel even worse.
Messi is a considerate person, and he sees Zhuo Yang's depressed mood in his eyes. In the 90th minute, Messi passed two defenders of Tenerife in a row and sent a horizontal push to Zhuo Yang.
With his left foot, he shot angrily, flashed and gave up his body to block the eye-catching Luna, followed by the football drawn with his right foot like a roaring beast, and rushed straight into the king of the ball.
Phew, get your wish!
A 6-0 defeat did not disappoint the Tenerife, and the fans still cheered for Pedro after the game, and the players exchanged shirts with Barcelona players who knew each other well.
Zhuo Yang has no acquaintances here, he and the opponent's No. 10 Garcia Ayoze exchanged shirts and exchanged a few polite words with each other, and as soon as he turned his head, he saw Messi and Runa talking and laughing.
Seeing Zhuo Yang looking over, Messi beckoned: "Zhuo Yang, let me introduce you." ”
"This is Evans Runa, and we both grew up together."
Runa is a year older than Messi, the two have been going to school and playing football together since they were children, and their close friendship with each other has been maintained until now, and they have not been indifferent because Messi went to La Masia that year.
Zhuo Yang felt a little embarrassed in his heart, and he immediately felt a little embarrassed, he had abused this guy a little hard just now.
Put yourself in your shoes, who dares to bully Haiyang and Jiushan like this on the field, Zhuo Yang is definitely going to turn his face, and he has fought a lot in those years because of this.
"Fuck, Leo, why didn't you say it earlier?" Zhuo Yang hurriedly turned his head to compensate Luna: "I'm sorry, Evans, it was a little too much just now, I really didn't know you were Leo's buddy." ”
Although Luna is still a little embarrassed, he is an open-minded person, and there is no shame in not being as good as others.
"Look at what you said, there is nothing." Runa smiled with a sunny face: "Zhuo Yang, you are indeed very strong, I admire you very much." ”
He is a sincere person, and Zhuo Yang is even more embarrassed. "I went back to Barcelona, I'll be the east, and I'll give you a good sin for it."
Sincere apologies, it's normal for Zhuo Yang, he is such a person, he loves football, but football can't replace some more important things.
But Messi was surprised, and his surprise is the norm in professional football. Football matches are clearly divided between public and private, friendship and competition do not interfere with river water, in Messi's view, Zhuo Yang did nothing wrong for the team's victory.
Messi looked at Zhuo Yang carefully.