I'm Harley Quinn, Harley Quinn, a former Harley Quinn.

I broke up with Mr. J.

Well, to be exact, I dumped Mr. J.

Dump that bastard who has been ignoring me.

I left in a very dashing way.

I heard that Joker was crying so hard that he broke down.

"Wow! …… Bastard clown, ruthless and unrighteous scumbag, I must make him look good! ”

Poison ivy Ivy's apartment.

"Hey, babe, can you cry quietly?" Ivy draped a sheet, opened the bedroom door, and looked helplessly at Hallie, who was sitting on the sofa, holding ice cream, crying silently.

“…… Yes~~~! Harley looked at the delicate poison ivy girl, her green skin was pink, and she cried louder and sadder.

"......" Ivy couldn't help but cover her face and retreat, silently went back to the bedroom, and closed the door.

It's not that she's ruthless, otherwise she wouldn't have taken in Hallie, and she, who loves cleanliness and tidiness by nature, wouldn't let Hallie toss her home like Erha, see what Hallie has tossed into the sofa? It's like a crazy fat person who hasn't gone out for three months.

It's really Hallie's goods, she has always done her own thing, it's not something that others can persuade, it's useless to persuade for three days, and you can persuade for a week, but now it's been more than ten days, and Hallie is still like this.

What can Ivy do? Ivy is also helpless.

"That's not an option." The other one who was ruined, who had also been with Ivy for more than ten days, but was a little irritated by Hallie's light bulb, hugged Ivy and rubbed her somewhat strange texture, but also very comfortable skin, and sighed in dissatisfaction.

"I'm sorry, but I can't rest assured, Harley's state, no one is looking at her, God knows what trouble she can cause."

"Maybe you can find something for her to do and distract her?"

"What do you think?"

"How about setting a goal for her? Didn't she hate clowns? How about letting her work hard to defeat the Joker and become the number one supervillain in Gotham? ”

"Clown...... Hallie has a lot of potential, but isn't it, she should be more down-to-earth? ”

"No need!"

Bang dang! Hallie kicked open the bedroom door.

"Hallie!"

Avy pulled up the sheet, covering the scenery that was teased by Ada, glared at Harley angrily, and said angrily:

"You've smashed my four TVs, three coffee tables, soiled a dozen of my carpets, and now you won't even let go of my bedroom door? Do you want me to be kicked out by the landlord? ”

Or that Ivy's chick is not a villain in the traditional sense, she is at most an overly aggressive environmental defender.

"That's not the point!"

The two people on the bed rolled their eyes at Hallie's reasoning, so you eavesdropped on private whispers at the door is always the point, right? How many times have you eavesdropped?

"I think Ida is right! I'm going to turn Gotham upside down, take out all the supervillains, kill Batman, stomp the Joker under his feet, and when the time comes, see how he ignores me! ”

“…… I'm just suggesting that you make a few big votes and officially announce that you are flying solo, do you need to play so big? ”

"Supervillains don't have dreams, what's the difference between them and Riddlers! If you want to do it, you have to do it, and ordinary supervillains can't satisfy me anymore! "Lingdu e-book

“…… Then I wish you success, come on. ”

"Well, come on, babe, you can do it."

Ivy is also very happy that her best friend can cheer up and don't have to pretend to be dead on her sofa, well, in a few days, it will really be a flawless disguise, what does the sofa smell like!

"So, I'm ready to ......"

“……”

The two of them waited for Harley to leave, but waited for Harley to sit on the edge of the bed as if no one was around, discussing her plan with the two......

"Finally gone, the whole world is quiet." Finally fooling Harley away, Ida finally lost the buzzing sound that had been lingering in her ears, and felt refreshed.

"Sorry......"

"Don't be sorry, you, I'm sorry for saying anything."

"Uh...... Got used to it? ”

Ivy is also very strange, and only then did she find out that she was like this? Is it true that you are a weak?

After all, Ivy has only had one friend in her life, and that is Harley Quinn, who has never gotten along with anyone else like this.

That's why she calls Halle "babe", and she feels a little cloudy.

It's just that Ada's appearance made her recognize herself more clearly, and she also knew that she and Hallie were more concerned about being good girlfriends, and there was no throbbing like now.

It's just that what is it between it and Ada?

……

"The Gotham chemical plant was swept into and exploded by a tanker truck last night, and Harley Quinn the Harley Quinn has claimed responsibility for the incident......"

The next day, Ada and Ivy sat on the couch that Ivy couldn't help but clean up all night, watching the clip of Hallie giving the middle finger to the camera in the news.

"Is that saying, JokerFxxkoff?" Ida raised an eyebrow, indicating that Harley was quite good at playing.

"Yes, it's just that in this way, all the villains in Gotham will know, those who have been bullied by joker, especially those who have been involved in Harley, will they find Harley for revenge together?"

"I think it will, tell me, who has Harley offended?"

“…… I guess I haven't offended anyone, right? Except for those third-rate villains that she can't even look down on, that is, me and Catwoman? Oh my God......" Ivy thought about it, Gotham is just such an acre and three points of land, and there are super criminals piled up, and they are filthy with each other, so it's really not enough to save 6T documents.

Harley, who follows the clown and acts as the vanguard of the thugs, really offended the Gotham supervillain himself.

"I'm a little worried that Hallie won't be able to handle it, maybe we shouldn't have teased Harley like that, or we should let her stay out of the limelight for a few more days." Ivy regretted it a little again.

"It's not something that can be avoided from the limelight, and Hallie can't be persuaded by others, if she doesn't want to leave, we can send her away with an idea?"

"......" Ivy also knew that this was the truth, but she couldn't help but worry.

"If you're not at ease, go out and walk around?"

"Let's not make a mess, shall we?" In addition to fighting for the cause of environmental protection, Ivy actually doesn't like to "do a vote", or play prestige, or even simply seek pleasure for evil, she prefers to enjoy a quiet life.

"Observe the situation, why don't you go to the Riddler and ask him to help inquire." Ida found the Riddler, and one of them went to death.

"Let's go, let's go on a date, Frank, take care of the house." Ada pulled Ivy and walked out, and it was also a Buddha for Ivy who would rather stay at home and endure Harry's salted fish than go out to play.

“Yeah~yeah，youkidshavefun。”